Hey /aus/fags hows your day been?
>>29786280
pretty good. had a vietnamese pork chop for lunch then went shopping in bunnings. just shitposted for the rest of the day. how about you?
>>29786280
Same as most days. Nursed my hangover for most of the day. Avoid my parents as much as possible (I'm now 30 and moved back in to their house). Pour a glass of goon around 4pm. A few glasses later and I'm on here while watching some Korean movie. Same routine for the last 6 months or so
My stomach aches and my arms and abs hurt. Life is suffering.
>>29786390
Do you even lift bro? Also, did I hear someone say "Existential crisis?" (pic related)
>>29786280
Ceno won't pay me and I'm too much of a schizoid to go down to their office. Might just hang myself desu
>>29786280
Pretty good ey mates, got confirmation of my YOU thing from my recruiter, and he rated I was getting fast-tracked due to my qualifications.
Feeling like life finally has a chance.
Also, Liam from Sommerset College, you gotta be in here right man?
Do ANY girls exist in this country that don't like clubbing and going out fucking constantly and would just be fine to stay home and watch movies or play vidya??? I mean, I know they're not common to begin with but I know for a fact they actually exist in places like England and USA.
I've seriously been giving it some thought to move country just to find a gf.
Cold and tired . Its that time of year.
>>29786280
Every girl I meet is taken it's like the universe is a mystical force making me dance for its entertainment.
>>29786550
Yes, but I'm fat and ugly so you'd never consider me.
>>29786574
I like THICC, and are you ugly or "I'm actually pretty average but I have low self esteem so I knock off a couple of points" ugly?
>>29786574
Pic pliz
>>29786550
Just get abfinstead
>>29786550
>I've seriously been giving it some thought to move country just to find a gf.
if youre not having any luck here i doubt much would change overseas. you would have the accent going for you but thats about the only extra benefit.
>>29786585
I'm not thicc, I'm fat. Compared to other women I am almost always the ugliest. Those women that think they're ugly annoy me. They almost always have decent facial features and shape.
>>29786598
I literally have no common interests with the Stacy's in this country. At least if I went to USA (and in between getting shot) there's at least a bit of a basis for nerd girls with vidya and anime and other weeb shit. Here in Australia the main hobby of all women of our age is being a "Foodie" and "Travel".
>>29786574
do you have afeminine penisby any chance?
>>29786619
A lot of girls here are into that shit they just don't want to admit it to every person they know and would only tell people they are comfy with.
>>29786619
You're chasing Stacy's. There's your problem. But knowing you your standards won't drop.
>>29786280
Satisfying. We've finished finalizing a couple of projects so that load is off my mind. Long, comfy weekend ahead of me.
>>29786651
>You're chasing Stacy's
I'm not chasing anyone, because I don't like Stacy's here and that's the only type of woman in this country. My standards are as low as they can go before being non-existent. Nice projection though, m8.
>>29786280
pretty average day, but looking forward to Sunday, gonna drop some acid.
>>29786612
Do you just sit here and shit post all day or do you actually have an interest outside here?
fwaaa just knocked off work now ready to play some overwatch all night. Feels mildly okay man
>>29786651
Even the girls into nerd shit are basically Stacy's at this point.
>>29786619
>Here in Australia the main hobby of all women of our age is being a "Foodie" and "Travel".
yeah. what is it with every (even shy nerdy girls) wanting to travel? to the point of being obsessed with traveling. why do people wont to be taken out of their comfort zone all the time? it is probably near impossible to find a girl who just wants to stay home and cuddle.
Was doin alright, went down got a haircut, bought a new headset, played vidya, watched some Life of Boris, watched The Raid 2.
Then I had an existential crisis after reading an /a/ board where apparently advanced placement calculus and uni-masters level maths is retard level, and it made me feel inferior as fuck considering there's someone who apparently entered Uni at 15 and has master degrees all over.
>>29786659
>that's the only type of woman in this country
Thats how I know you're only chasing Stacies. I guess Stacies are the only noticeable women to chase.
>>29786716
>Woman who doesn't think she's "like the other girls" detected
>>29786550
Girls in Australia are pretty shit tbqh - Clubbing, "being just one of the boys", arts/criminology/beauty and make up services and the obsession with GOING TO EUROPE WOO not to mention the social media obsession I'm not surprised so many guys in sydney are with these fobby asian girls who least make up for their materialism with not being anywhere near as much of a bitch
>>29786619
EUROPE WITH JOSH, WOO!
>>29786780
Fuck, I come to /r9k/ to escape reality
>>29786619
this chick is from Aus or NZ idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXNw53OSFtc
>>29786550
>GF
You realize this is an ausfag thread right? Get the fuck out of here straightfag normie REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29786789
Sounds NZ to me but it's kinda hard to tell because the voice isn't projected much
>>29786619
>TFW I know and am friends with a girl named Stacey
>She's blonde and blue-eyed, has big eyes, has wide hips and fairly big breasts
>TFW She plays piano and reads books for hobbies
>She was voted for most misanthropic in high school
>She is introverted as fuck and just doesn't care
I know anti-Stacey Australia and that's the best.
But anon cheer yourself, there are girls with hobbies and interesting identities. It's just that they predominantly have too little reason to approach you because the other ones are so fucking loud.
>>29786818
Yeah, I really don't know desu.
Played destiny all day
>>29786688
Double dubs of truth. But seriously, who doesn't like to travel? It's the waste of cash and afterwards when you realise you went to foreign place, and no one give a fuck. "I travelled to Germany". So? Do you know the demographics and history of the place? Have you studied the architecture? Was there a reason for you to go there, or were you just a dumb tourist seeing the sights? "Check out this photo of the Chancellery". Fuck you. I can get a better one online and photoshop myself in if I cared enough. If your life is so boring that you have to go travelling and visit cultures and places you have never studied and don't have a passion for, just to have a story to tell, then fuck you. You photo montage is boring and you are an idiot. fuck you, fuck your photos, fuck your life, just kill me. Kill me. My life sucks way more than yours and you still make me cringe. Just kill me or yourself. Travel to the next world. I thought I hated myself but after seeing your holiday photos I realise that I hate you more. Death death and more fucking death. Life is shit but you don't even deserve shit. Kill yourself
>>29786797
You realize this is an ausfag thread right?
I couldn't have put it better my self. Take your homo elsewhere.
>>29786823
Thanks anon, you give me hope. I will keep trying to find my introvert girl.
>wait for exam results to come out
I can't take the stress anymore
>>29786887
One distinction, rest credits. Feels 'okay', I could have done a lot better I think had I not been such a lazy cunt.
>>29786887
>>29786899
Two credits and a pass here, fine by me.
>>29786887
>>29786899
>>29786915
tfw Uni results still not out
tfw may have failed a subject
feels bad, what are you boys up to these holidays and when do you go back? also what are you all studying?
>>29786280
how about you inconsiderate cunts mention people in okinawa for once? maybe I want my island to be relevant, we share the same timezone ffs
>>29786280
my eyelid keeps twitching
>>29786928
I've just been playing street fighter recently, I go back on the 25th and I study compsci.
>>29786928
applying for internships, I'm studying ElecEng
>>29786739
No I'm plenty like other girls, not 100% though everyone is similar to someone else in their own way. Well, have fun being alone since you don't want to own up to the reason why you are just that.
>>29786663
I have a job and like the thread is going in I like food, cooking and want to travel. You say its so general, but let me guess, the girl you want will also have no girl friends. And you will be wondering ....why? Why indeed. I like crafting and I participate in /a/'s secret Santa for three years now. I am not always interested in new releases of games but there is one I have been playing frequently.
>>29787006
>you don't want to own up to the reason why you are just that.
I'm perfectly happy with the person I am. Like I said before, nice work projecting your insecurities on me ;^)
>>29786928
Maths/Physics double degree. Mostly doing weightlifting and parties these holidays since I spent summer doing a project with the department and it feels like I have not had a break in a year.
Uni results in 2 hours and am not keen.
>>29787006
Post pic of that fat ass, bb
>>29787025
I didn't say anything about the person you are, I said its why you're alone. Good job changing the goal posts!
>>29786928
I got mine. I'm graduating, anon.
>>29787006
What do you think of boys thatsuck benis, femanon?
>>29786280
>I smiled at her again today
>she smiled back
will i ever be able to talk to her lads?
>>29786915
P's get degrees, my dude. Keep up the good work
>>29786550
They exist, I know one.Fuck off she's mine you can't have her.
>>29787168
She smiled back man she wants you to talk to her I believe in you m8.
>>29787068
>Makes multiple implications about me as a person in regards to why I'm alone
>"I didn't say anything about the person you are"
Also, If you're not projecting, then where's your evidence that I'm going after Stacy's? Do you know me in real life and I'm not aware of it? Are you seriously suggesting that if in your warped reality that if I stopped going after these "Stacy's" (see: no evidence) and started going after these """ACTUAL""" introverted girls that I would have a gf by now? Fucking kek. What a ridiculous post.
wait I thought Tasmania was a country in Africa
Sunshin coast cyborg reporting in.
Watching guren Lagan
>>29787241
Hello fellow sunny coast bro. Funny that you mention Gurren Lagann, I went and watched Independence Day at the cinemas today and my final thoughts is that I needed more cool TTGL shit. Where is my kick-ass finishing move? The ending was so fucking flat.
>>29786838
>I thought I hated myself but after seeing your holiday photos I realise that I hate you more.
i know all about this feel.
tick tock, goes the clock, up till late then signing off
another dollar, another day, how all my time just flies away
>>29786936
um o-ok. what ever you say, anon.
>>29786948
your eyelid is in the state of "awakening" and will soon break free independent of your body
>>29787241
>>29787295
Sunny coast rep
>>29787006
>I am not always interested in new releases of games but there is one I have been playing frequently.
what game?
adelaidefag reporting in
i have lots of money
any girls or traps wanna play with my cock?
made a roast chicken and ate half
caught up on some app design work with my indian freelancer who is a total faggot who i hate
did some uni work
wanna go bushwalking tomorrow cause uni starts in a few days and i havnt enjoyed the great outd00rs enough in my holidays
also did a workout and drank a protein shake and jerked off to jasmine from aladdin
>>29787430
>also did a workout and drank a protein shake and jerked off to jasmine from aladdin
jesus christ cunt, get it together.
>>29787384
howd you get the money? is it inheritance?
>>29787452
the fuck is wrong with that you piece of shit
>>29787430
>jerked off to jasmine from aladdin
what like a parody porn film?
>>29787466
ya, inheritance and good boy points :^)
are you a trap or girl from Adelaide willing to exchange bodily fluids with me?
>>29787472
Have you played princess trainer? That shit is 10/10.
lads clink didnt pay my austudy all semester 1
i had to appeal it and i finally won so im gonna get a lumpsum backdated for 12 weeks of study + the loans i requested
how much am i gonna get?
>>29787384
>poofter in my state
Stupid dumb northern suburb scum
>>29787523
>>29787523
adelaide hills actually. can you read m8? i said traps and girls. whats poofter about that? fight me irl
>>29787323
Your my brother bro
>>29787493
nah. im a straight guy from sydney. good luck though. hope you get to bust a nut.
been sniffing amphetamine since 9am.
feelin good senpai
>>29787537
>liking traps doesn't make you a poofter
What grand delusion is this?
>>29787556
probs wont, but thanks.
>>29787561
liking traps is straight. not having this 3 hour long discussion again with some unenlightened pleb.
>>29787560
enjoy cooking your brain
>t. someone who kicked the meth habit years ago and knows people who ended up in the loony bin because of it
>>29786887
Was over 80 for all four of my subjects but I bombed the last question on two of my exams.
I usually either do a lot better or a lot worse than I expected for everything.
>>29786899
>>29786915
Kek those that pretty shitty grades m8s.
>>29787590
>liking traps is straight
How far in the closet must some sad cunt be to actually settle for having his dick touched by a cross dressing guy and still argue that he's straight lmao
>>29787590
>liking trannies is straight
How the fuck does that work, if you stick your dick in something with a penis, that's gay. End of story
>>29787619
lol you're a fucking idiot.
gay men dont go for people that look like girls
there, i just utterly destroyed your dumb fuck logic.
also romans and ancient greeks did it, do you think all their men were gay? of course not.
also if you're from adelaide i want you to fight me.>>29787627
nope, read up, double digit iq moron
>>29787639
Son you need to get of 4chan completely if you actually believe this shit your spewing. You may actually be fucked in the head
>>29787606
>being a HD average cunt
REEE GET OUT NORMIE
>>29787639
I don't get bothered by much on the internet, but this board is filled with deluded faggots like you who refuse to believe they're gay when in fact they obviously are. Just admit it dude, you like dick and that by default makes you a queer.
>>29787606
>pretty shitty grades
Tell me about it, it's because the final exam is worth like 70% of the overall mark, it's fucked I'm 80+ for the tests and lab reports over the semester but I can just cannot seem to reproduce those results in the final.
>>29787472
>pig nose hook
Into the fucking trash you go.>>29787686
>>being a HD average cunt
>implying it's not autists that put in enough work to get HD
Only autists andnormies that get boosted by nepotismget HD
>>29787677
>>29787710
>boo hoo
no one cares what you think, you double digit IQ normalfags. go back to r.eddit
>>29787731
Every person I knew who got HD average was either a scrawny aspie asian kid, or a blonde stacy slut.
>tfw never gotten a HD in law
cant fucking figure out how its done lads
at least i can get my cock sucked
>>29787601
>and knows people who ended up in the loony bin because of it
ive been in the loony bin. 6/10 it was ok.
>>29787639
if it has a dick then thats gay. dressed like a girl or not.
Going to Sydney for a couple of days next week and will have a lot of free time. Anything cool to look at that isn't just tourist trash? Something a fellow robot would enjoy?
>>29787832
if i went outside i would be able to help you here but i dont so i dont know what there is to do. hope you like chinese people though.
Who /Canberra/ here? originally Canberra.I'm not gay
>>29787910
>I'm not gay
you seem to be lost. this is the australian thread.
>>29787731
>>29787747
I work out regularly but I will admit I am really terrible in social situations, and I go full blown aspie in front of girls.
I STILL HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING INTERNSHIP THOUGH. I have one month as a final effort to land something (a lot of banks are opining in the coming week). I'm extending my degree a year just for this reason.
hey. I'm glad you asked, because I kind of feel like i need to vent. so apologies for the long post.
I had lunch with my parents then went to work. So that was good. But i smashed my phone at work and the screen isn't responding which sucks... But that's just an object so it's no biggy.
The real thing i wanted to vent about is my sad hurt feels :(. My boyfriend (of 2years) went to europe last week. He will be there for 3 months. We agreed to go on a break, because i understand it's a once in a life time opportunity and i didn't want to hold him back even though i have no intention to get with anyone here.
I feel like such an idiot now. He was going on contiki, but i thought contiki was just a tour group. but i googled it after he had been away for a few days and realised it was a party tour for young people. you all probably know it's a fuck fest for normal fags already. We talked on the phone and he said being there made him realise how much he loves me, and that he wasn't intending on going on contiki to have sex with people.
A weight had been lifted. we're not on a break anymore i told myself. I honestly felt so much better.
but today he called me telling me he wants to sleep with other people (but not on contiki, as if that changes shit).
i think if i say don't do it he'll despise me (not intentionally) because it's a once in a lifetime opportunity and he connects to me on a emotional level, and sex isn't on the same level. But if I say go ahead with it I might (unintentionally) despise him when he gets back.
Sorry about this normalfag bullshit, I just don't know what to do...
>>29788080
>can't spell opening
>wonders why he can't get an internship
>>29788149
It was a typo you fag.
>>29788137
hes going to bring you back some fresh aids, anon. be careful.
>>29788137
>because it's a once in a lifetime opportunity
Don't fall for he weak excuse, dump his ass. Being in a relationship means having to accept you WILL miss out on some experiences and whoring yourself around Europe is one of them.
>he connects to me on a emotional level, and sex isn't on the same level.
Many studies clearly show sex is an integral part of forming emotional bonds.
Now be my BF instead
>>29788238
>sex is an integral part of forming emotional bonds
So much this. I would be devastated to lose my hand, it's like a part of me.
>>29788137
Move on, the relationship has run it's course, he's always going to want to fuck other people and he will do it with or without your consent eventually.
>>29788319
that part of the five basic fears.
fear of mutilation
>Mutilation - the fear of losing any part of our precious bodily structure; the thought of having our body's boundaries invaded, or of losing the integrity of any organ, body part, or natural function. Anxiety about animals, such as bugs, spiders, snakes, and other creepy things arises from fear of mutilation.
>>29788222
If everything is okay I'd make him get tested for everything for sure.
>>29788238
>>29788393
It's easy to say. i've said it so many times inside my head. I even brought it up in that call. but I don't want to break up with him really, I'll hate myself for it. I have never felt like this about anyone. not even close.
He wouldnt have sex with other people without my consent. He isn't that kind of person.
A part of me doesn't want to be the one to end the relationship even if it has run it's course. I know this sounds fucked up but i would want him to end it, and then i'd want him to regret it. and i know he would.
>>29788514
>He wouldnt have sex with other people without my consent. He isn't that kind of person.
He only asked you so he could feel morally right about doing it. Even if you say no, he still has an urge to fuck other people besides you. I can garuntee he will not be in a 100% sound state of mind if he's partying his way around Europe. One night he'll drink a bit much because 'once in a lifetime lel' and bang some swedish fuccboi.
>I have never felt like this about anyone. not even close.
He clearly doesn't feel as strongly about you as you do about him. There is nothing but more pain for you in a relationship like that.
> I know this sounds fucked up but i would want him to end it, and then i'd want him to regret it.
If you know and accept that it's a retarded thing to want, do the smart thing and stop wanting/expecting that.
>>29788514
>If everything is okay I'd make him get tested for everything for sure.
if youre not worried about him bringing you back presents and are willing to allow him to fuck around it depends how much of an effect its going to have on your relationship when he gets back. will things get weird?
Well I've been feeling this feel hard for a few days now and I guess I could off my chest in here
>travel to event interstate, spend a few days there and meet literally amazing girl
>shes actually interested in me, doesn't even flirt, just goes straight for telling me how nice I look etc
BUT
>she lives on the other side of the country and nothing serious is ever going to happen
While this feeling should be destroying me, I've found it really enjoyable to wallow in the nostalgia of the three days or so we'll probably ever spend together. Life goes on, I guess. Besides, this way I get out of the relationship before my extremely romantic ideals are utterly crushed.
Anyway, that's what I'm feeling tonight, ausbots. Idc if this is stupid lol this is an anonymous board
>>29787377
Holy fuck. Where you guys from? M'dore here
>>29788664
I have honestly been trying to figure this out for months. I brought it up in the first place. I planted the seed, and at first he wasn't into the idea. but i've changed my mind now.
>>29788589
You're right, it's a moral thing. but if he fucks up, that's on him. The urge will be there yes, but that's normal for guys.
There is no way to tell if he feels the same way. but when i'm with him, and when i talk to him i know that he feels for me stronger than he has ever felt for anyone including his ex-gf of 4 years (that's irrelevant, but i'm bitter as fuck).
Ultimately, i'd want him to decide on his own that he cares about our relationship, and recognises being in a relationship means you've got to make sacrifices.
I guess i've never been in a long relationship like this. and he has been in a few multi-year relationships, and never really experienced single life in the same way i have (i'm not saying i'm the type of chick who goes out an sleeps with lots of different people)
>>29788789
>i'm not saying i'm the type of chick who goes out an sleeps with lots of different people
GET THE FUCK OUT ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS THE AUSFAG THREAD
KEYWORD
F A G
>>29788841
tru, every gal needs a gay best friend
>>29786550
m-me but i'm only about a 6/10
>>29788985
>>"But I'm only 6/10"
>implying robots would turn down a 6/10
>implying most robots wouldn't date even lower than that in a heartbeat
Literally the standards of 90% of robots is "Not a genetic abomination". They'll post all day about their ideal waifus and their favourite 10/10 girls, but in reality would settle with anything above 4/10.
>>29788985
>6/10
Pffttttttt that's like heavenly-tier to a robot.
>>29787910
/belconnen/?
I hate this fucking city desu
>>29788754
Go for it anon, it doesn't cost much to travel within Australia, and if she's worth it, its not that hard to move states.
>>29786704
there will always be people better than you and always people worse than you senpai. don't sweat that you weren't born a freakish child genius
>>29789082
/tuggeranong/
Why do you hate it? I think it's pretty good.
>>29789164
Maybe I got a bit carried away
had a bad day anon
Why is this entire thread normie? Do the fucking normies bogan "Robots" here all congregate after wage cuck shifts? Kill yourselves.
>>29788137
What the fuck? This is the most normalfag comment I have ever fucknig read on /r9k/ and the only reason I know this isn't satire is this is a fucking Ausfag thread.
Saved for future trolling, thanks.
>resub to FFXIV
>join the unofficial designated ausfag server
>so far have encountered only asians on my duties, no english speakers
REEEEE FUCKING JAPS GET OFF OF MY SERVER
>>29786280
UNeventful.
Went to Bunnings. Bought Command plastic hooks
Gotta visit the Job Service Provider tomorrow for... whatever teh fuck it they do. Some Job Network meeting
>>29789500
np, its why i'm here. wanted to share what being a cool fun normie is like.
>>29788789
>>29788841
>i'm not saying i'm the type of chick who goes out an sleeps with lots of different people)
lel i thought i was responding to a gay guy too
>>29789520
Queuing for roulettes, dungeons and primals are done by data center so you'll mostly encounter Japs. If you want to meet other English speakers its usually through Hunts or Fates. Honestly though, I actually prefer queuing with Japs. They usually know the mechanics of the dungeons and primals better than Aussies and NZers.
Who /fresh out of shower/ here?
Good feel, lads. I actually don't know how I used to not shower for days on end when I was a depressed neet.
>>29788985
where in aust are you?
>>29789533
Visiting Bunnings is always a treat.
>that heavenly aroma of gardening supplies and sausage sizzle
>>29786280
Pokemon go is released in straya
they better be doing good
>>29789663
Are you literally me?
Just got done washing mysmelly NEET cock
>>29789533
this is freaky. i went to bunnings today and have to go to the Job Service Provider tomorrow too.
>>29788787
Buderim here
>>29789677
Melbourne, u?
>>29788787
*tips m'dore*
>>29789917sydney. are you neet?
>>29788787
[M'dores Internally]
So when are all the sunny coast anons going to go be autists with that one board game anon?
>NOICE M8, REEL NOICE!
I heard that aussie women actually hit on you in the bars. Is this true?
>>29790057
not for me it isnt.
>>29790057
>I heard that aussie women actually hit on you in the bars. Is this true?
That depends on if you're chad or not.
>>29790076
>>29790079
Ah its a myth :S. Same shit, different place then...
>>29790102
yep. afraid so. chads are chads the world over.
>>29787523
ikr, what happened to normal guys you can drink with without them trying to fondle your butthole
oh ,man forgot this thread was going may as well report in
