friendly chad help thread.
>semi-professional model
>uni graduate with highest honours in history of art (lol i know)
>boxing, running, yoga, acting and climbing are my hobbies
>slept with 44 people at the ripe old age of 23, including many models
>used to make threads here about how i would befriend 'robots' and sort of wingman/help them be more confident and have higher self-esteem
>would like to do it again
I'm a friendly chad who has browsed this board for years and can (to an extent) understand your struggle and would like to help with questions.
these threads went well in the past, I can recall stories about irl robots who I helped.
disclaimer - I do this for sheer narcissism. I know I am genetically gifted and incredibly competent. Yes, I do care about your, but I also use you as a vehicle for my own self-gratification. I'm open about this, but I understand if you don't like this.
I bet I could kick your ass to be honest.
You sound like a fucking dick sucker.
>>29785932
I'm only 5'9" OP. Am I going to make it?
How do I deal with flaky women? I've just been getting into Tinder/texting women regularly very recently and have a couple dates set up for later in the week but they've all of a sudden gone silent. I didn't say anything spergy or spam them or anything, they just haven't responded to my last texts in a few days.
>>29785944
nice dubs
I've had gay sex/foreplay before if you wanna know. Hard to avoid in arty/acting/modeling world if your v promiscuous. Not my cup of tea, but not terrible.
>>29785932
How are you supposed to indicate to a girl that you're interested in them?
>>29785932
Let's assume you really are semi-Chad. How do i become more dominant and assertive? Thing is that i'm meek and passive person who cant stand up for himself. I tend to run from conflicts because it causes too much anxiety.
>>29785961
Not OP but another Chad. No reason why you can't. Height doesn't mean jack shit when it comes to success in life or women.
>>29785932
if you don't post a pic you're a fag and nobody believes you
How do I go from being a friendless, lossless virgin, hiki NEET, to becoming a normie?
>>29785961
lmao, you probably won't be a model, but in my circle of friends the two dudes who are most successful career and relationships wise are 6'2 and 5'3. both are weird looking but have cultivated such an odd, eccentric but endearing personality that they are magnetic
>>29785963
yeah this one is tricky. ive had girls flake on me all the time. my v obvious advice would be to not take it personally, but i really understand that right at the start of dating life its hard not to.
let me emphasise that flakiness, the vast majority of the time, has nothing to do with you, and if you can get over that disappointment and just keep pushing through you'll feel better about yourself and your relationships with women.
anything more specific?
>>29786008
>>29785991
Thanks chads
>>29785932
>model
Chad, how do you think you can help us? You are clearly incredibly attractive. This means people automatically treat you better and skews your perception of the world. Your situation is so far removed from ours you don't have anything of value to say.
>>29785932
I can barely control the urge to physically pull the flesh from the bones of passers by. The thought of sinking my teeth into their flesh and ripping it from the bone excites me. Do you think this could cause an issue down the line with a romantic partner?
Please reply, I am geniuniely seeking an answer.
>>29785982
there are different ways of doing it
in my experience, sometimes chemistry has just built through social interaction and certain venues like bars, nightclubs or parties have added the extra push needed for that next step
other times i've merely gone upto someone and asked them out. 'sorry for bothering you, i think you're very attractive and would like to ask you out.' - i've been rejected a good bunch of times, but by remaining pretty polite and good hearted about things you preserve these relationships as well as your own self-esteem.
i'm aware of pua rituals and if they work for some people i guess thats fine, but i find them personally pretty regressive and demeaning to all involved for what amounts to being very little gain
>>29785989
what are you good at? gaining confidence through your skills (especially in sports/acting/social activities) naturally allows for a rise in self-esteem.
i'm personally not very conflict oriented and tend to pick my battles, allowing people to harp on and on and blather on whilst remaining constant with my position.
i think dominance is definitely the wrong thing to aim for, but i understand that its purported as a desirable masculine attribute
How do I go from girls calling me "cute" to girls calling me "hot"?
Also how do I attract girls who aren't stoners or hipster tumblr thots because that's 99% of girls who show interest in me.
>>29785997
pic related
>>29786040
growing up i had friends in both the 'popular' group at school, as well as the ones more related to 'robot' behaviour.
i'm a very empathetic individual and have taken great pleasure (and narcissistic joy) out of helping people in a robot position.
>>29785932
>"semi-proffesional"
>"highest honours"
Holy kek mate, I love these threads. Wait until you are at least 17 to roleplay please. As a semi-proffesional you don't make enough money to live, implying you have a day job? which desu is probably cuckstruction ey senpai?
As "highest honours" ain't any degree I am aware of, even in the social science's fuckery sphere.
>44 people
Bruh, at least pick a number which is not indicative of physical health issues. If you live in America, you almost certainly contracted at least one std/sti in that imaginary rampage.
>>29785991
>height means nothing
I am an army reserve, it means a lot in standardised physical work.
>>29786008
>women flake all the time
All this says is that you are shitty with women, they don't flake on plans with a man they were actually attracted to.
Why do you live out these sick fantasies on this board man, is killing yourself not better in the long run?
How do you come to the terms with the fact that the people you surround yourself with everyday (friends, partners, family,etc) would not give you the time of day if you didn't have hobbies and a job?
>>29786084
the one thing that has remained consistent in the reason why girls say i am hot is that I deeply care about my hobbies and interests. however these are more artistic, performance-based and sporting that I assume the average robots are.
I would recommend joining local clubs that force you to be social and cultivate an interest. The hottest girls I knew were those who were beautiful but also deeply interested in theatre/art/philosophy, etc etc.
>calling girls thots
lmao grow out of this
>>29786084
ive been told that girls have said im hot to others, but girls have only ever told me that im cute to my face. the exception is my ex who was very open about saying that im hot. i think most girls just don't call a guy hot to his face unless they're explicitly trying to fuck a guy
>>29786096
that picture is absolutely ridiculous
Unless you post pics, I'm going to have a hard time believing you.
>>29786069
>gaining confidence through your skills (especially in sports/acting/social activities) naturally allows for a rise in self-esteem
Not really - atleast for me. I have few things i could show off with but i feel it's not enough, like it's so easily achievable that it's useless to brag about it.
Acting would be impossible because of my stuttering.
>>29786105
yeah i meant honours, and no, i don't make enough to live because I don't have a full time job, I'm a recent graduate and im using my savings to go travelling
im uk based and have not contracted any stds
i meant that height means nothing in the dating game which i assume his post implicitly asked about
Girls and boys flake equally, I've had a lot of dating experience and a lot of flakes, likewise, I've flaked a bunch of times.
sorry dude xox
How do you find the motivation and/or willpower to do and keep doing anything?
Assuming you're not a troll, good on you for making this thread.
I'm 6'4", but not very attractive and haven't had sex yet even though I've made out with a couple of girls. The last thing I had with a girl fizzled because I didn't know how to move things along, or maybe she was just a flake. I just don't 'get' how to talk sexually/flirt. Advice?
>>29785932
If i'm running a bit low on energy during a nice ecstasy party night, is it better to energize with some speed or some coke?
>>29786159
what things? be more specific
I haven't much experience with stuttering but a friend with speech impediments studied speech therapy at university and came out of it with huge improvements and confidence - so that could be a consideration for you
Something about her hairstyle is just satisfying to me. Not sure what, though.
How do I approach women without seeming like a creeper or making it too obvious what I'm looking for? I feel like even if I just approached them and say hi to them casually they'd know exactly what my intention was (I think they're attractive and I want to eventually fuck them etc.) and they wouldn't want to talk to me. I mean they have to get that when men talk to them it's usually because they think they're hot right?
This is why despite people telling me I'm handsome and look good I still can't bring myself to talk to women.
>>29786008
Girls flake out on everyone all the time. It doesn't matter how Chad you are. You are correct in that most likely there is nothing you could have said or done differently to avoid her flaking on you.
>>29786222
Can't believe I have to check my own trips. What has this place become?
>>29786194
i've only ever had mandy with coke, so id go for that, just be careful dude.
>>29786170
i like my studies, i like my hobbies, and i like socialising as well as periods of solitude. i try and maintain a certain level of discipline to allow these things to flourish within that sphere.
lack of interest could signal that you have depression. could that be a possibility?
>>29786184
what do you mean you didn't know how to move things along?
while you were kissing here did you attempt to advance sexually and were turned down? or failed to move on in general.
my rule, and one that has taken time to develop, is that the sexiest thing is communication. trying to find the balance between the sterile 'is this ok, is it ok if i do this.. etc' and non-verbal paralysis is a tricky mixture.
tell me more about your context.
>>29786244
So I got dubs and trips. Yeah, buddy.
>>29786247
Yeah coke is usually my choice too, but my friend came into a lot of speed, so I could have gotten a bunch cheap. Maybe I'll try it for a week or. I'm always careful anon.
>>29786247
not him but what signals do women give off to indicate they'd be receptive to flirting? i can hold a friendly conversation with a girl but i have no clue how to escalate
>I do this for sheer narcissism
At least you're honest about it.
>>29786228
are you in many social situations that have you in contact with women?
the majority of relationships, kisses, sex, etc that I have had have all come from developing a rapport or chemistry with someone and then adding to it in a social setting like a party.
if you have absolutely no female friends and arent ever around women i can understand that its difficult, but putting yourself in those situations is the best.
i've had one night stands from nightclubs, but my 'line' has either been a variation of - 'wow, you are gorgeous are you having a good night/how are you/ etc.' or merely reacting to a situation that has happened with a joke.
im very wary of recommending lines because its pua territory which gives me the creeps.
if you've been told you look nice, take the slow steps of forging female relationships (especially friendship based ones) and dating will come
its hard to sum up in a few words, how to act, but you seem to have good intentions. gimme more details if you can
on a general note, im gonna be leaving in 15 mins and ill be gone for a few days, might make a thread when im back. good luck guys. please resist the misogyny and self-hatred that this board cultivates. not a single one of you can't make it
>>29786109
This was a serious question "friendly" cunt OP.
>>29786166
Ohhhhh, so what you meant to post initially was
>I have wasted 4 years of my life, and a huge amount of money on gaining a useless degree (honours even)
>I made a few bucks part-time as a model for the university art department (my mate got me the gig)
>I am of average to below average fitness
>I have sexed 44 different models of flesh-light
>I am a closeted homosexual but am too anxious to go all the way incase my parents smell it on me
>I want to go travelling to find my place in the world, hopefully to escape the crushing loneliness experienced in my everyday life
>I call myself a Chad
>ask me anything
Your advice is not going to help anyone here. Only the anons who's life is the biggest trainwreck of all time give advice on /r9k/.
Man the fuck up my friend, do something meaningful with your life and stop with this shit.
I am only here because I misclicked another thread and felt driven to comment on how awful this trollpost is.
To any anons who genuinely want to know "the secret", stop giving a fuck about what makes everyone else happy. If you want money, work. If you want time, work less. Don't let anyone else dictate your goals to you.
Women don't want you because you are a card-board cutout of a person with no direction from within, not because of your looks, height, clothes, or income.
>>29786261
i was sold speedy mandy one time which kept me awake for near 3 days, havent touched it since, but i obv had too high a dose. ive got mates who swear by it, but im the wrong person to ask.
>>29786264
the obvious gestures are stuff like laughing a lot, eye contact, smiling and various kinds of touching - but im sure this isn't what you mean.
to be honest, if you're interested in a girl and have had a friendly chat with them, just confidently assert 'this has been lovely and I'd like to continue it, can I take out to to x,y,z etc/can i get your number.'
you don't need to be casanova to do that, and even if they say no, it is an accomplishment in itself that should bolster esteem and set up future ones.
what you might not realise is that the girl can sometimes be overwhelmed or taken aback by this, especially when theyre not expecting it. this isn't necessarily bad, but dating isn't simply a bag of nerves for the guy, its balanced,
>>29786109
>>29786304
I'm really not sure about the question to be honest. Like, are you asking me how do I feel that my friends are friends with me based on my personality - something that is inflected and contoured by the things I choose or have to do?
I like boxing and have many friends who like boxing - its a very simple equation.
you are (in part) what you do, so of course, people wouldn't like me if I didn't do certain things which in turn bolstered or constituted part of my personality
>>29786316
you got it spot on dude. have a lovely day
>>29785932
I think I've seen you posting before ages ago. I don't know if it was all fantasy or not but welcome back.
>>29786301
Not really other than school no. I go to parties sometimes but I don't really talk to or know any women. I have male friends but I'm all around a fairly shy person.
>>29786406
i had the thread about my robot room-mate who pissed me off, but then i realised i was being an asshole.
>>29785944
Gonna use your katana on him, fatty?
>>29786416
well, every single time i've helped someone my first step has always been encouraging them to join a local sport/activity
is there anything that jumps out at you right now that youd like to try?
shit, to everyone ive not replied to, im sorry but i gotta run.
you're all gonna make it.
>>29786393
>something that is inflected and contoured by the things I choose or have to do?
You seriously believe this. You seriously believe that the things a person does somehow changes their personality like a person who paints is going to be different from a person who doesn't paint due to the fact that they paint.
>>29786316
Best post of the tenday senpai
>it's another white knight nu male twink who did an easy and useless degree thinks he's a chad episode
>>29786096
Well you know the problems robots face, why not take the time to write up a guide?
>>29786558
What game is that? Is it spooky?
>>29786247
>what do you mean you didn't know how to move things along?
In all fairness, I kept trying to get her to meet up and she'd keep replying and we had a few dates, kissed at start and end of each one, but eventually she just stopped replying. It was a problem since after the last one we both had exams, so I couldn't see her and I said something like "we've both got exams, so I'll probably be busy over the next few weeks but I'd definitely like to see you after" we kept texting a couple of times a day during the exams though,
>while you were kissing here did you attempt to advance sexually and were turned down? or failed to move on in general.
I only passionately kissed her once, and it was our second date. I can't remember since it was a while ago but we'd had a few drinks, and we kissed and she said goodnight, I said something like "it doesn't have to be" (cringe I know but I was still spinning since she was the second girl I'd ever kissed) and she said "sorry, I've got to be up early in the morning"
>my rule, and one that has taken time to develop, is that the sexiest thing is communication. trying to find the balance between the sterile 'is this ok, is it ok if i do this.. etc' and non-verbal paralysis is a tricky mixture.
Yeah man I know, it's hard for me to know how to keep a smooth conversation going though. I'm pretty good at conversations in the platonic sense but when it comes to implying stuff I'm stuck
How do I keep nice conversations and being interesting , should I just leave videogames ?
>>29786316
>how dare someone have a good life
>reeeeee let me be miserable I don't want to be helped
>everyone must be as miserable as me
Crabs in a bucket.
>>29786534
Its true you psychopath. Someone who meditates will have a different personality from someone who doesn't. Same with video games and fucking anime.
>>29785932
I have no real ambition or goals in life, I'm kind of just coasting by and trying not to get kicked out of uni
How do I give a shit?
>>29786821
Kek, I have a better life than anon's imaginary one, I was just pointing out why the imaginary one was shit, and how easy it was to see through.
>Crabs with buckets mehmehs
Leave, Reddit. People don't come here for help, we come here because there is no "help" being thrown in our face for once, wether we need it or not.
>>29785932
I lost a lot of weight, got semi /fit/, grew my hair out, dress nice, am fairly confident now etc. Now what do I do with that? I do sometimes notice girls staring at me and smiling at me in public, but since I was basically incel until the age of 21 I have no idea how to approach them. Do I literally just go up and ask for their number?
I don't really have many friends or much of a social life (my closest friends are all weirdos too) so I don't really have any other methods to meet girls.
>>29786824
>Someone who meditates will have a different personality from someone who doesn't.
I fucking hate you normies. If I thought like you I would believe that people can't be good at guitar unless they have long hair.
You are all ruining this Earth. It would be fine if you had these opinions and kept them to yourselves but you feel the need to hunt down and change every human being who does not share your collective hivemind perspective of reality. You even attack little children in their formative years, bringing them into your cult of neurotypical extroverts. I can't even find an escape from you people on /r9k/.
It is true that you said this thread is for your own narcissism, you desire to convert robots into mutated miniature versions of yourself.
You're scum, get fucked cunt.
>>29785932
Lol only 44, I know guys who have reached 100 by age 20
Why lie over a chinese cartoon image board?
>>29785932
Fuck you friendly chads the most, you think you're helping when you still have no idea what robots have to endure, at least the hostile ones know our place but you poison our minds into failed normies who inevitably destroy themselves in the cringiest possible way.
I hope you're caught in a mass shooting someday you chad fuck! LET'S SEE YOU MODEL WHEN YOUR FUCKING NOSE IS SMASHED INTO AN OWEN WILSON SHAPE!!
>>29785944
Sure you could, edgemaster.
>>29786690
Alien Isolation
good for the first 30 minutes
>>29786105
Well shit way to act like a pessimist
>>29785961
>5'9
>only
why is life so cruel?
>>29786105
this anon is putting that fake chad on blast lmao
you can understand my struggle with tourette's syndrome?? hmm, i seriously doubt that.
nice try though.
i bet 100 gorillion dollars this faggit has never had a genuine friend with actual human defects or disabilities.
these people talk up a big game, but IRL they avoid people with actual problems like the bubonic plague.
>>29787610
It's realism, he is a cuck, it's overly obvious.
>>29787662
Talk shit, get lit, ey lil nigga?
>>29787636
Yeah sorry mate, I am 6'4 and don't feel overly tall desu. You will/would struggle with a lot of physical work.
>>29787039
>>29787039
The specific number doesn't matter you fucking autist, it's a ballpark figure to assure other robots he has experience and comes from a place of relative authority. I knew a guy that had fucked 200 girls, so this means OP's advice is useless and unnecessary, right?
I fucking hate you. Please die and don't procreate.
OP, I've been told I'm upper tier attractive (8+), relatively successful, and I have enough sexual experience to not be a robot. However, I'm easily intimidated and tend to go for girls less attractive than me. How do I up my game?
>>29786247
>lack of interest means you could have depression
DUDE
everyone here has depression, and many have a host of other illnesses, deformities or personality disorders on top of that.
Now how do we stop being fucked in the head?
