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>be me >32 live with parents >jacking furiously to anime,
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>be me
>32 live with parents
>jacking furiously to anime, I think I'm going to break my penis but don't care
>chanting my usual mantra as the sweat pours down my face
>BIG DIRTY BIG DIRTY.....
>start moaning and shit as the door creaks open
>it's my dad
>I've entered some kind of fugue and my dick is literally a dark purple, almost black color
>I've been edging for 7 hours
>He just stands there not saying anything, I don't know he's there yet I can't think about anything except getting this nut to a cartoon girl
>I am actually slurring phrases like "Fuck me baby, oh fuck, oh my fuckin god little girl don't even stop my fuckin dick babe my dick, fuck me......"
>"Son"
>I whirl around screaming like a girl and bust onto my own face
>Stare at the man who created me with jizz all over my face
>He literally starts to silently cry and walks away
>I can hear my mom crying moments later
>Slump back in my chair and stare at the ceiling for hours
I don't know what to do.
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Big dirty what?
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>>29785579
For a start be silent when masturbating. Than lock your door when you fap. It's embaressment, it will fade over time.
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You know what you have to do, we all do
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Get your own place, stop being a disappointment to your parents
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Are you happy with you life? You got a job? If you're helping paying bills it shouldn't be a problem.

They're just sad they'll never have grandchildren from you on your current course.

Also stop fapping when they're awake, get a lock.
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>>29785595
It's the name of my dick.
>>29785644
I work as a dj in a stripclub. I contribute to the bills but it isn't as much as it could be, but not bad. I'm basically fine with my life. I fucked 2 fat girls in back in college.
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