>tfw you're the last of your steam-friends to stay online
Post minor but robot-tier feels ITT.
>tfw you keep getting your ass kicked in a video game but you keep trying and get mad and the game stopped being fun after a bit but you're still stubbornly trying to win even after multiple failed attempts
>tfw want to clean room but too lazy to do it so it take's weeks at a time to clean this shit
>>29785027
>my best friend goes to sleep before I do
>try to make minecraft friends to ease the lonliness
>nobody wants to be my friend
My life sucks as it is
>tfw you always have to start the conversation with real life friends
>nobody ever comes to you to talk
EVERY fucking time
>>29785027
>tfw when you have no steam friends
>>29785170
What games do you like desu?
>mount & blade
>crusader kings 2
>europa universalis IV
>fallout: new vegas
>garrys mod
The only Steam friend I have is my sister...
>have 40 steam friends
>used to have 50 last year
>don't even talk to most of them
>think i should unfriend them
>it's been months now and they still have me in their list
>too afraid to unfriend them because i'd feel lonely and bad
>a small notification in the bottom right is enough to be my friend
>>29785207
Skyrim and WoW mostly. I guess my game tastes are pretty normie-tier
>You're asleep
>She lets herself in
>You weren't expecting her to come over
>You wake up to a warm body snuggling into you
>>29785027
>tfw you're alone in the living room on the couch at night cuddling her, but you can't do anything more because family is home and they have always disapproved of your union
>>29785841
>>29785863
These are the opposite of robot feels.
rii normans git gone!
>>29786016
You're not a real robot if you've never had your cute virginal gf(who you later deflowered) lost to another, stronger man thanks to convenience. I've wagekeked, loved, and lost.
I am a real robot, unlike you highschool fakers.
>>29786016
You have to have loved and lost to be a robot, otherwise you're just some pathetic virgin.
>tfw you have over 100 steam friends and none of them want to talk with you
>>29786158
>tfw failed normies believe this shit
>>29785316
I just removed a bunch from my list that I only added because we were in the same group.
Now I only have a handful, but I somewhat converse and play games with each of them.
>>29786408
t. pathetic virgin
>>29786408
>>29786521
You are both pathetic, you are browsing /r9k/ unironically and arguing who is more of a robot. Newsflash, you both are just as sad, worthless and broken on the inside. Just for different reasons.
Also:
>Smoking a joint alone at your balcony in 3AM
>Snow falling slowly in the light that shines from your room
>It is cold but you know you will go inside soon, make a nice sandwich and a big glass of juice
>Play vidya under a blanket in a shady light
>Loneliness turns to being comfy for a few hours
>>29786616
>unironically
Origi
>sidewalk too narrow so you have to stay at the back
>there is only 2 seats at the bus and you have to stand the whole time
>>29786636
Whatever helps you sleep at night famalama. You are a loser and you know it.
>>29786158
Kill yourself please, normalfag scum.
> tfw you get shit on in soundboard for being a gril
>tfw surrounded by religious dogmatic ignoramuses
>5th grade
>only and best friend better at everything then me
>get new DB Budokai Tenkaichi 1 game for PS2
>play it every single day for a month
>best friend shows up
>never played that game before
>explain the controls to him
>after 4 rounds he has me beat
That day I realized I'd be a failure at no matter what I do
>>29785207
>eu4
I know my profile looks normie tier, but I promise I'm atleast a cyborg, so add me pls.
/id/xall1996
>When you play a video game and you act out a lets play in your head.
>>29786883
>narrating boring every day shit in your head
>narrating a review of whatever meal your eating in your head
>>29785027
>tfw can't stop coming back to this place
>>29786883
That reminds me, I sometimes like to pretend I have a visitor from the late 80s and I introduce him to all the technical advances and advancements in Vidya graphics and blow his mind this way.
Or that I travel back in time to http://youtu.be/RYbe-35_BaA
blend in the background while fiddling with my phone.
>>29786956
I think about this too
"In the future everyone will be able to make video calls but nobody does"
>It's Christmas, New Year, or my birthday
>Go offline on steam and skype until late for it to look like I'm doing something.
>>29786983
"Everyone just writes letters to each other that get delivered instantly"
>>29786956
I do that too I imagine that I travel back in time to somewhere more recent like 2007/2008 and I go on 4chan or some forum and make predictions and act all John Titory and do those 'I'm from the future' threads on /x/ and then everyone just disregards me and I tell them to screenshot it and they get weirded out at how specific my predictions are compared to others who are vague and how I always supply proof. and watch them freak out as everything starts to come true.
>>29785226
Ed S.?
>>29787046
Or travel back to 2004 to reveal moots name.
Thinking abit further, what if that's exactly what happened.
Timetraveler goes back just to leak his Identity.
>tfw no steam friends
>>29785841
>having a spot to stay, where your gf is allowed in
>snuggling
>girls
REEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT
>>29785207
>Ck2
>Eu4
Hello fellow paradoxfag.
>>29787111
If I went back to the 1990s or to 2000 then on the internet I'd for sure reveal about 9/11. If it was like 2009 I'd probably give a list of all the massacres and shootings that I remember up to this point, tell them about the 2016 presidential race and some of the top TV shows of our time and that Star Wars is back and Marvel Cinematic Universe is huge. I'd give them a list of celeb deaths too.
I'd probably be vague though so they can still come true. I'd probably make a youtube video too so it'd be hidden away for someone to find and they check the date and freak out.
>Xbox live.
>People talking
>oh god oh god oh god
>try to make a joke/congratulate someone on a baddass kill
>SHUTUP FAGGOT LOOT STEALING COCKSUCKER DUEL ME DUEL ME FAG
>tfw its hard to even connect with other lonely people online
>suck at vidya
>doesnt even enjoy computer time anymore
>>29787211
I am familiar with these feels
>>29787211
>tfw just wanna talk to buddies online
>tfw dislike playing games with others
>thats what most people wanna do
>>29787211
This resonates with my feels.
>>29787235
>tfw multiplayer games give me severe anxiety because of the pressure to not be a shitter
>tfw avoid everyone on MMO's
>>29787235
I even like playing with others, but I'm usually to stoned or medicated to be much use. so they slowy ghost me for suckage
>>29787259
>tfw on MMOs whenever some damage counter mod comes up, I always get the lowest
>Even lower than the healer
>tfw hate competitive multiplayer due to the toxic attitude and I'd let my team down.
>>29787259
also this. overwatch was casual and fun, but its already being taken to seriously and getting yelled at for sucking sucks. like chill its not even ranked
>When you get invited to a group conversation full of people you dont know
>It's voice
>Just get over voice talking with people one on one
>People ask why you're typing bro
>>29787314
Why are you trying to socialize with normies
>tfw only voice call internet friends when drunk
>tfw nobody to listen to music with
>tfw nobody to ride your bike/walk with
>tfw trying to change your facebook birthday to a date thats already passed so nobody notices and you dont get disheartened by the abysmal amount of people that message or post on your wall
>tfw playing vidya alone
>tfw do everything alone
>tfw no motivation
>tfw hugging your pillow
>tfw you treat yourself but it just makes you sad because you realise nobody cares about you
>Robot online friend asks if you wanna play game with him
>Say ok
>Oh and my RL friends are playing too
>The way he acts in front of his online friends
>Watching people progress and achieve things
This is the worst fucking feeling, it's not really much a robot feeling but it brings of feelings of inadequacy I had since elementary school.
>>29786956
I like doing that to.
I also like sitting around fantasizing that I'm not lazy and that I'm getting things done.
Like seriously, stuff I could literally do right now but for some reason the moment I get into something I just stop 5 minutes in, unless it's a game or a show.
>>29787185
Yeah that's the problem. If you'd get too precise things could spiral out of control.
I think it's called Butterfly effect.
One small change could change the outcome of every other event.
Imagine the rumor of 9/11 going around on the Internet.
The US might up their security and/or call off possible false flags.
>tfw you went to prom alone like dummy.
>left my boutonniere at the hotel displayed for all to see
I think stags arent even supposed to have those which makes it even more funny looking back.
>>29787442
>planning to go to prom off my face on liquor and drugs
yipee
>When you accidentally get drunk and you're the only drunk person in a place full of sober people so they notice.
>Getting drunk during the day.
>tfw want someone to talk to but can't bring myself to exchange contact info with anyone
>>29787508
>Getting drunk during the day.
The best
>>29785207
EU4
I fucking hate this game, but I can't stop playing it.
>Getting into drinking in your 20s
>Everyone else started in their mid teens
>They're bored of it
>You actually wanna go out for once
>They're all over it
>You missed out.
>>29788073
What do they do instead if they're bored of drinking?
>>29788168
Having lives, girls and things to do with their time, mostly.
>>29785316
Tip: join 4chan steam groups. Look for a /v/ or even an /r9k/ group. I am in a few and they even have discords, so I can talk to people.
>>29788184
Normies are weird, man.
All my friends who used to game with me on steam do other things now.
All of them.
I can't make online friends. I am thinking of uninstalling it soon.
>>29789016
that is /soc/ tier shit
I don't have a single friend on Steam. Or irl.
>>29786053
Failed normie, thats what you are.
>>29785027
>You just woke up but everyone else is going to bed
