Whats yhe worst you fucked up with a girl /r9k/?
>>29784193
Giving a shit at all.
I invited her to a party, she didn't reply or turn up and then later I heard her laughing about it with her friends.
Not really that bad but it's the only time I've come close to asking a girl out.
>>29784193
I do not talk to girls so I cannot fuck up with girls.
You cannot lose if you don't play
>>29784255
Anon bringing the wisdom again.
>>29784193
I got a girl's number and was too much of a pussy to call her up.
Didn't hit me until a couple months later.
Also, I was in a writing camp, there was this real cute redhead. Me, being the pure unfiltered autistic I am, just sorta stared at her and smiled from a distance. Later on, when we all had to go to an art museum, I overheard her in a room saying "He's not, like, bad or anything, he's just creeping me out by staring."
My confidence is shot to this day because of that.
>>29784193
Their was this Korean girl I befriended from a depression fourm, we talked for a couple of months and during that time I had a couple of breakdowns. Things started to slow down between us and she ended up saying one day that my depression is affecting her. I tried texting her a month later because I thought all was needed was some time apart, she hasn't said a word since. That was almost a year ago
>tfw she'll be going to a school next fall an hour away from where I live.
>>29784193
told her I love her
>>29784645
Ooh, this one's the killer right here
>>29784193
I ignored her disgusted look and asked her out.
Lana Rain is so pretty. I want to touch faces and do nice things together.
>trying to make me relive my high school memories of fucking up obvious easy things
HOW DARE YOU OP. ILL SMITE YOU WHERE YOU STAND
>>29784193
I'd answer you if you stopped posting this derpy faced bitch. Contrary to popular opinion, 3DPD women who try to imitate anime are an abomination.
>>29784748
>tfw just read her about page
>tfw her mom kicked her out because she was a bi camgirl
Aww, that's so sad.
>>29784764
Its ok anon you can speak to us
And op here, i fucked up by writing a load of poems and songs on my bebo account when i was 13/14 for a girl called Natalie, who was a 10/10 emo qt with massive tits but who was weirdly anorexic but still had huge juggs
We were close then i showed her my bebo blog.
We wernt close anymore
I took off the paper bag.
>>29784894
I had many girls who were all over me but i couldnt into asking them out. If I had just asked them out, i'd have had plenty of GFs in HS
>Girl was interested in me
>Make friend drive while I was in the back
>Tried to finger her many times
>She gets freaked out and doesn't want to ride
>Smoke her out try to hug her and shit
>She pushed me off several times
>Got with my friend in the back seat while I drove
>She tried to fuck him instead
Never fall for the "no means yes" meme
Spending time trying to fuck them while boypussy was superior the whole time
>>29784193
dating a fat girl in the first place, she ended up having mental problems up the ass.
As for qts that i've fucked up with, there was once this qt who liked me. but I didn't spend enough time with her and so she drifted away. very sad indeed
>>29784193
like this
pic related
oregnao
>>29784193
i need the gif of her
right now
>>29784193
You can never fuck up If you never try. That has been my matra for since I can remember.
>>29785495
Go away faggot shill.
>>29785578
BETA LOL
commentnotoriginal
>>29784193
>>29785582
OP come on I at least need her name man.
>>29785736
Lana Rain now fuck off and kill yourself
>>29784193
I got a girl's number.
Turn out she was a lesbian, even though she has had boyfriends in the past.
My mistake.
i told her vaginas were gross
but she still texts me
>>29784193
For anyone whos womdering, its Lana Rain
http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=lana+rain
>>29785812
Lesbian zone
couldnt get it up this one time with a girl called kathy
ive slept with 44 girls since then, but it still stings. she drove me home
>>29785601
Someday this mindset will probably crush us harder then any failure(/s) could ever have. But until then, this is truly the best way to live without worrying about women
>>29785826
>>29785794
https://i.yuki.la/gif/1466860631848.webm
can't post the webm because of some dumb copyright shit.
>>29785912
Another anon here. I knew her name but for some reason I can't find the videos with the pink hair, only other ones. Also webm is broken.
>>29785812
>Turn out she was a lesbian
She rejecting you by saying that she's lesbian when she isnt one.
>>29785812
this never happened to me, but there were a number of guys at my HS who were know to have "turned girls into dykes"
>>29785912
Does she really orgasm or no
>>29785975
I think so.
Either way I saved it for later.
>>29784193
I told her I loved her.
She immediately told her all friends and they all mocked me.
Highschool; good times.
>>29784193
whats the story behind this image?
>>29786294
Fake orgasms for money.
She cucked me not with Chad, but with a beta nuu-male because she derrided my blokish character.
I should've known when she headed overseas on exchange that it was ogre.
>women going overseas
>not riding the cock carousel 100% of the time
>>29784193
need a high res full body shot, please.
>>29784193
Spent months and months talking to the same girl, seemed to be perfect and everything i looked for in a girl.
5 months into regular conversation she thought i had no interest in her romantically and started ignoring me on everything. i still stalk her social media because i struggle to let go. this was 2 years ago and i have a girlfriend of 1 year now.
>>29784193
I deluded myself into thinking I wasn't orbiting her and that she was "just busy with schoolwork"
Made a Tumblr Account and stalked her, she knows who I am now..... yeah, I feel sort of obligated to post her's here but deep down I feel like she'll know it was me
>>29787641
ah shit nevermind I just viewed her profile for the first time in months and it seems she added a password. Can't get in, can't ask her without looking weird.
had a really cute girl offer to drive 8+ hours to see me after talking to one another for a really long time, and I declined
>back when webcams were first starting to be a thing
>friend is girl, very hot girl, omg the most perfect brown lebanese angel I've ever seen
>smart, creative, speaks three languages, rich
>she gets a webcam. convince her to show me stuff.
>at first bra and panties, then full bush and soft brown titties
>christ almighty, fpafapfapfapfapfppafpapafpa
I distributed the photos to everyone on the game we played together. About 100-200 people in total. No idea why I even did it.
>>29785826
Did this actually happn
>>29785578
holy fuck is this ripped straight out from a cringe thread?
break up with mygf
>>29784193
>female suddenly starts showering me with compliments about my eyes, hair, perfume, etc
>grabs my arm and shiet out of nowhere, tries to get my phone number, asks me if i'm okay
>being an absolute autist i just say "y-yeah" and don't respond in any way and return to drawing
This happened way too many times in school. 23 now and KHHHV. I want to die.
A year or so ago, I mentioned in some random /r9k/ thread that I wanted to get to know someone more (knowing that she also browsed /r9k/), but outside of some online communities we shared, while using an image similar to an old avatar of her's. In about two days time after, she unfollowed me on a social app, stopped posting/visiting on the forum we first started talking to each other on, and stopped going to chat rooms we shared. I know for a fact she's still in regular contact with mutual friends.
Lesson learned: Shut the fuck up about your actual feelings, even when they're hints and platonic in nature.
>>29785578
We need more anon, please.
>been lifting for a while
>Go on trip with 3qts for a smart students thing
>Broke phone day before
>girls all talk about "how much they love me"
>Talk to them, crack jokes to them
>They all laugh
>They are all approaching me and talking to me now
>On the bus ride home I talk with a football player about lifting in front of them
>Get home
>Realize my phone is broken and I won't see any snapchats I get from them(my town uses Snapchat more than texting)
>School ends
>Get new phone after a week
>Look at Snapchat
>Lewd messages from qts in hot tub in bikinis
>Accidentally lean against buttons wrong when trying to turn volume up
>Phone tries to screenshot
>Snapchat shows a message to girls when you screenshot stuff
>Now they must think I'm weird
>Too late to reply
>Give up and embrace the volcel wizard life I must live
>>29788201
Follow up on this story:
I mean, girls approached me a lot at the end of this semester. Now that I quit my job and school is over, I have no place to meet them. Even when they would approach me I would fuck it up. When I still had my job, after this whole incident with school qts occurred, I just gave up. Girls would talk to me and I would purposefully act autistic, act gay, maybe smack my male coworker on the ass and blow him a kiss. I just gave up so I tried to just live like a wizard who doesn't care about succubi, except I do care. I get dreams about living with a pure qt, loving her, hugging her. Now it isn't even about sex really, I just want somebody who will love me and I will love them. I have the same sort of dream a lot, where I save a girl from some sort of peril, or get balls and ask one out, and we go through some adventure together, and we never kiss. We hug, and I look into her eyes and feel love, actual love which I don't think I have ever felt outside of dreams. Then I wake up, and try to remind myself that what I just saw doesn't actually happen, most succubi are whores, most want boyfriends as status symbols or attention slaves. Giving up on sex isn't the hard part of volcel wizardry, giving up on love is.
>>29784193
>girl called me and told he her parent's weren't home
>said that's cool, asked her if she was going to masturbate more (she had spent the previous week talking to me about the porn she was watching and how she wanted to try x y and z)
>she says "no lol i thought u would want to help"
>tell her I had a raid I needed to attend tonight
>she responds by flat out asking me to come take her virginity
>tell her sorry but there's a drop I need really bad
>she gets some other guy to do it, she turns into a super roastie and has fucked ten guys by the end of the year
In terms of missing out on sex I think that can't be topped. She's hit me up a few times trying to get me to fuck her on the down low while her Marine husband is getting shot at by sandniggers which tells you the kind of person she was.
I think I'm not socially inept but just so socially adept that I can play things out long before engaging. None of my friends thought she was hot because she always dressed in fat girl clothes but I estimated what her figure looked like and knew she had big tits and wide hips. But before they even realized that I had already figured out that she was a stupid roastie who was only a virgin by circumstance. She once asked me how many calories water had. I'm sorry but I can't put my penis in something that stupid in good conscience.
Fucking stalked a girl on OkCupid. I hadn't realized that it logs every unique page visit. I visited her page 10+ times within the course of a couple of hours. She was cute and smart; I had a strong chance with her too. I feel like such a fucking creep now.
I'm sorry ;_;
>>29788221
If you are as ripped as you say you could ask a girl out in any way possible and it would still work.
>>29784193
I got into a debate with one
I took too much speed and she was asleep, so I sent her this huge psychotic rant about us snuggling to bed together and then making some eggs and bacon in the morning. It was really, really long though and included all this weird garbage. I kept invoking gods and spirits for some reason. I was also going on these long philosophical tangents about some mystical order to the universe. I was completely delusional, so everything I was writing seemed perfectly reasonable at the time and I thought she'd like it for some reason. I spent like an hour working on it.
Morning came and she didn't take it so well. She showed it to her mom and sister and they both told her I was fucking nuts. They all thought I was making threats towards her, which I wasn't. She quoted a few sentences, but I didn't really see how she felt threatened by any of them. Anyways, she decided she didn't ever want to talk to me again and that was that.
>>29788275
>she gets some other guy to do it
Shit. Was everything really so meaningless to her? Was she that worthless?
>>29788312
I said lifting for a while, just a few months serious really. I'm still lean but my quads and chest show through pants and shirts. My arms are pretty lean but my triceps show well. Girls notice the face gains more than anything, I would say. That is why I said volcel too, because most of the girls that approach me aren't virgins, and I purposefully act autistic to others who actually are pretty good. I just kind of want to hold on to my wizardry, even if I could lose it. I feel like it builds character, even at work I could talk with a fat meet wizard better than I could talk to grills or jocks. Something about virginity, I just feel like we think in a different way from normalfags and my wizard friends who managed to get laid changed.
You asked for it you got it
>Keyboarding
>Sit in between black dude named Gabe and black girl named Karina (she is more of a caramel color, big butt, also really cute face and kind of looks half Asian)
>Gabe and I fuck around a lot and have the time of our lives, teacher thinks we're funny so she doesn't mind
>Karina laughs a lot too
>One day Karina is absent, Gabe tells me he thinks she likes me
>Don't believe him, she was objectively an 8/10
>The next day when she gets back she walks with me to class, holds my arm and I realize at that moment she does like me
>Gabe after class tells me he can hook me up with her if I want
>Had no idea how to ask a girl out so yeah any help would be great
>The next day we're in class and fucking around
>Autismo named George is flipping the fuck out, punches his computer screen and screams "Useless piece of shit!"
>Whole class is laughing
>George always made me laugh because the guy wasn't just an autist he was a literal flaming faggot so he was always flamboyant
>I was dying laughing of course
>Gabe says "Hey anon you better calm yourself down, you'll never get Karina as a girlfriend if you act like that."
>Class didn't even notice because of George, but Karina was right there so obviously she heard
>mfw she was right there looking at me
>"I-I don't want Karina as a girlfriend!" I shout
>Entire class heard, fuck man
>Dead silent and George was sent out so the laughing was over
>Got home and legitimately considered suicide
I wad tired and drank a large coffee to stay up just before i got there. Pretty soon after i got there she was on me grabbing my cock and saying shit. The problem is the coffee went right to my ass and i had to shit so bad.. held it in.. we started going at it.. shit was coming out so I had to clench so hard and lost my boner like 2 minutes in. I went in trying to get it back up but it didn't even feel good because I had to shit so fucking bad. Next day I knew I blew it and never spoke again probably laughs with all her friends about me lasting 2 minutes.. fuck you laurissa I had to shit you fucking slut if you weren't a fucking whore throwing yourself at me I would have let the log fall before but you couldn't wait. Fucking wasn't even hot I just wanted a quick fuck and now some group of chubby slobs are probably shit talking me because she was a whore and couldn't let me chill 15 minutes after getting there.. this is why people hate women Fuck!
>first year of secondary school a few years ago
>my best mate is better with girls and we start hanging out with three of them
>two turned out lesbian, the other one is probably my dream girl
>short, shy, nice face, a bit edgy in music taste
>let's call her R
>hang out with this group a few times at karting and shit
>she probably caught me staring but fuck it
>one of the lesbians gives me her and R's number
>I tell me friend that I like her and word gets out, she knows
>any time we sit beside each other in class our friend's start the jokes
>lose her number, don't ask for it again like a retard
>we don't ever go out and she moved on
This shit stuck with me the past six years of secondary, in third year one of my friends got into the same shit and blew his chance and that year I sat beside her in German, didn't say two fucking words to her in person
I could've went to a local comic book convention with her last year and didn't go
On the off chance you're reading, I fucked up R and you're still the one that I blew my chance with, if you're reading Daniel she's all yours
>>29785578
Jesus christ we have found our god. I one day wish to be this beta.
In the most beta fashion I asked girl if she liked me after beta orbiting her for a month. I asked her through fucking facebook, she read my message while in a club with friends. One of them read it and responded no. Then she told me it was her friend and that she only likes me as a friend. That was a year ago and I kinda dont blame her. I was the biggest beta loser in school. Maybe if I asked today, and asked in a bit different fashion I would stand at least 40% chance. (I changed a lot since last year)
>Meet a tall, reserved, artsy girl
>Somehow manage to really hit it off with her
>Eventually set up a date, she agrees
>It was awesome, don't even really care about other girls at this point
>Set up second date
>Even better than the last
>Eventually she invites me over conpletely out of the blue
>Is-this-real-lyfe.png
>Finally gonna get rid of that V-card at 20! Yay for me!
>Arrive at her house
>Compliment the appartment and exclaime it really must have cost her a pretty penny
>"Oh I didn't buy it, Daddy did!"
>Red flags all around
>I'm a very unreserved person so I laughed in her face and told her she's a lucky devil
>She didn't take it well
>The evening goes on, she forgets my previous comments and syats to get frisky
>Feels strange to climb on top of a woman
>Get a bit nervous before the first thrust
>Humor has always been a coping mechanism of mine
>Decide to throw out somma that classic wit
>"Hey, hold on a second, I wanna try out this new technique that I perfected on your mom!"
>Her face told me a story
>She told me to get the fuck out
>Sperg out of the house, forget pants
>Call her later to make ammends
>"Nobody wants to think of their mom when having sex"
>The walls fell
>Facepalm at my own autism
>Laugh a bit too
>No she's probably being serviced by Chad
>Never go for an inapropriate "your mom joke" again
>Somehow still worth it
>But still virgin
I met a Korean girl at my school my senior year. (she was a sophomore)
we were in different art classes, but she was pretty good for a sophomore. I'd message her way too much on Facebook and try and awkwardly talk to her.
one day I decided to ask her to hangout. I didn't even have a plan, I just basically wanted to ask a girl out before high school ends.
I wait until the end of 2nd period to see her. *I feel sick the entire time*
mfw she makes up an excuse to not hangout with me
>>29788009
suddenly starts showering with me
lol wut
>>29788890
>"Hey, hold on a second, I wanna try out this new technique that I perfected on your mom!"
>>29788890
sweet baby Jesus, i shriveled up in cringe
>>29788948
"showering me with", as in "gave me a large amount of"
warning for poor language
>be me
>18 years autism
>no friend speak to cute neighbour
>she kitty but shy
>call phone a day saturday
>no belief
>"hello anon want shopping you)
>A
>me scared fart cloth from my girl hot
>yes
>go
>greet then go to box center
>no talk
>she look cloth inside
>then touch my chick nowhere
>rock oh no
>grab tight
>(calm is good no marshmallow)
>i scare take she hand from hard noose
>"i love, no
>i no want this now
>she cry like chewbacca black man
>scale away
>alone in cloth box
>see fart cloth again never
4 years later and never other here now
photography of no relationship is her
>>2978909
uhhh, u wot
>>29789098
She touched your dick while in a cloth box and you said you didn't want it?
This post isn't just poor language, it's a fucking riddle.
>>29789098
are you some fucking 4th worlder or something? I have never seen such bad english
>>29789098
I know your pain anon, I too lost a fart cloth
>>29789098
heh me aswell
sorry for english
>be me
>17 old
>last school
>i virgin no want be
>go bah bah girl
>talk smart
>i think she good me
>we eat school pause
>she hand on my jeans
>akward.png
>say dad likey box :D :D?
>she make tears
2 year later here someone...
>>29789098
what the fuck
nigg$r
>>29788011
Did the mutial freind mention why the girl stopped talking to you?
she had a bf so it doesn't count as fucking up,
I could tell she was into me, heck she even looked me up on line, cute of her how she let things slips like that.
I sperged out on her at the end, I could have prob seduced her, but I actually wanted her to be my gf not just some fling.
hopefully I don't run into her next semester
>>29789098
I feel bad for you, but because you tried to tell your story, but no one understood what were you saying
>>29788275
what are """fat girl clothes"""?
>>29789098
same
i didn't understand shit, but same
>>29784193
Got along pretty well with a girl, but I was too much of a pussy to ask for her number so I got it through a friend. It went about as well as you'd expect
>>29789098
>>no belief
>>"hello anon want shopping you)
>>A
>>me scared fart cloth from my girl hot
>>she look cloth inside
>>then touch my chick nowhere
>>rock oh no
>>(calm is good no marshmallow)
>>"i love, no
>>alone in cloth box
>>see fart cloth again never
i haven't laughed this hard in ages
>>29790107
oversized sweatshirts and sweatpants. It's the western equivalent of a burqa.
>>29789098
Jesus christ anon, that's horrible
0r1gin
>>29784319
then maybe stop staring
>>29785837
This.
I'll probably regret it later on but right now it's making my life so much easier.
I once farted in front of this really hot girl that I liked. (She liked me too.) It was a really, really loud fart. I didn't even see it coming, couldn't hold it in. It was right in front of her. She looked at me like "what the fuck?" And remained in silence, didn't speak one more word. We don't talk anymore.
>freshman year of HS
>have female friend 2 years older than me
>she posts pictures of her school formal online
>10/10 qt in photo with her
>basically ask friend "who is this semen demon"
>it's one of her close friends
>meet her some time at local youth center
>add her on Facebook
>talk a couple times about random shit
>Google her name for no good reason
>find her shitty emo poetry
>it's Dr. Seuss's birthday or some shit
>bring up poetry over chat
>asking each other about favorite poetry
>QUOTE HER OWN POETRY AT HER
>say I found it somewhere posted under an anonymous name
>immediately calls me out
>lie shittily, spill massive spaghetti
>eventually admit to it
Saw her a few years later and it was alright. Nowadays she's a grade school teacher/pot dealer
Oh and also
>before I ever meet her, post a random photo of her on FB with the caption "So Sexy"
Knew and briefly dated an extremely cute Mexican virgin girl who was wanting me, as her first boyfriend, to lose our virginities to each other.
I dumped her and went back to my slutty ex-gf that cheated on me.
>>29788459
But did you fuck her?
Couldn't get my dick hard
>>29784193
i have many fuck ups, its why ive been successful in my current relationship.
>Fuckup number 1
a female friend of mine invited me back to her place to drink wine, alone, after we ate dinner together, alone, and i didnt realize it was a date. she was attractive, and played sports in high school so she was pretty fit. I went over to a friend's house later that night to play Halo.
>Fuckup number 2
bought an ipod and loaded it full of cheesy songs for a girl who would only text me, but never wanted to hang out
>Fuckup number 14
had a girl over to my house, forgot to throw away a piss bottle on my nightstand
she left nearly 5 minutes after making it to my room
i have so many
My biggest fuckup with a girl is loving her more than she loved me.
>>29784255
Strange game, the only winning move is to not play at all.
>>29784193
I've never actually fucked up with a girl. Every girl I've ever been interested in, I let her know, I did my best to get her, and I was a good guy about being rejected. I have never once let an opportunity slip, nor have I ever turned down anyone I really wanted. I'm just not good enough for anyone I want, I guess.
This is not the first time I fucked up, but it was the last. done with women, i will always be a beta
>In highschool
>Sit next to qt3.14 in physics class
>Thought, "She's way out of my league" so instead I focused on a turbo-roasty
>Every day, we have deep conversations, I help her with her work and she seems legitimately grateful.
>Turbo-Roast doesn't even know I exist.
>3.14 asks me if I want to come over and study.
>As I'm leaving school, I see Turbo-Roast is sitting alone. I take a chance and talk to her.
>"Wow. You're like, really smart."
>Go over to 3.14's house. When we're alone in her room, I say, "Hey I have some really great news!"
>She gets excited and says that she does too. "You go first."
>I say that Turbo-Stacey acknowledged me today and she seemed to tolerate me.
>3.14 looks confused. "Oh..."
>She then sheepishly passes me a note that she wrote me.
>It's a letter confessing that she has deep feelings for me, and that she wants to be with me.
>I say, "Well, we can still fool around or whatever..."
>She tells me to get the fuck out.
I REPLAY THIS SHIT ABOUT ONCE A WEEK IN MY MIND.
>>29792428
this
the ONE TIME a girl got with me she was going to blow me, but i fapped an hour earlier and couldnt get it up. fuck. I greentexted it on /b/ once and I see it in best of threads sometimes, actually.
>>29784205
This. She was interested until I made it clear I cared. Now I treat her indifferent and don't respond to her messages.
>>29793015
wait, are you the guy who gagged on the chick's vagina and she fell into a bunch of mud?
>>29793096
That's me, yep!
>Parents told me about a waitress at a restaurant they go to regularly
>Apparently she goes to the same college as me and liked the same shit I like
>Parents come back one night with her phone number
>Dad told her about me and said she wanted to meet me
>Showed me a picture of her
>Was a half Asian qt
>Didn't call her because I was too busy trying to talk with some girl I met on Tinder
>Tinder girl ended up cutting me off after a month
>Lost the Asian girl's number
>>29793115
HOLY KEK! Everyone's seen your story. That's fuckin' bad, man.But sort've funny. So, kudos to you.
>>29793352
Wow, man.
>Girl in college, has a job and is traditional enough to consider meeting guys through their parents.
>"I'd rather have some slag off Tinder that's been tenderized by every meat mallet in an hour's drive radius."
>>29784193
First time I hooked up with a friend I spent an inordinately large amount of time only semi-consensually rimming her. We don't talk anymore.
I told her best friend that I liked her, her best friend proceeded to tell her that I liked her. She then approached me and said "So my best friend said you liked me, is that true?" and when I said "Yes" she just said "Oh, well I'm flattered but I'm not interested."
Her fucking best friend was more of a whore anyway, I should have gone after her. Also her whore of a best friend told me she would keep a secret and I should have known she wouldn't. After I got rejected I should have just gone after the best friend, her best friend kept asking me shit like "Oh do you know any good places around here to make out?" She was horny as fuck and wanted dick, but I was like three years older than her and it felt weird to flirt with her.
She was a freshman in college and I was like a junior, just seemed weird to me. Also she clearly had that high school mentality of "I love to gossip and start drama" like most high school girls do.
>Not realizing it was a date until years later
>>29793358
Thanks, man kek. As it was going on, my first thought was 'this is going to be fucking great for a greentext'
but yes, it also sucked.
>>29791057
I gathered that, asshole.
>>29793505
oh shit I just had an epiphany
>tfw it takes 6 months to comprehend that a grill was into you
>>29792901
Holy sweet living shit, you friendzoned the everloving fuck out of that poor girl.
My fucking condolences.
>>29784193
Rejected a slightly older 10/10 because years of being a fat shit wrecked me. She decided to take the lead and ask me out since I'm clueless and I managed to convince myself it was a dare or some shit prank. I was so pissed at her too untill I realized she was serious.
>be at rezteraunt with girl
>I offer her some of my food because she said it looks good
>she takes it
>she holds out some of her food towards me
>I just bite it from her hands like she is feeding me
I still jump back in shame every time I think back on ig
>>29784255
>billions of grills in the world
>you could fail with 1,000 and there's still 2,999,998,999+ left
great logic you fucking moron
>>29784193
Being in a two year long relationship then she breaks up, and find out you've been accidentally emotionally manipulating them the whole time. Like when I think back on it I can tell that I did but wasn't aware of it then.
Told a girl I loved her knowing we'd probably never talk again. We never talked since. Maybe it was for the best love is stupid and blinding but maybe that's the regret speaking
>all these robots that missed out on sex because they were too stupid to figure it out
>know for a fact no girl has ever hit on me
>>29794661
This is my exact experience. Looking back it seems a lot of people pitied me, because I was overtly depressed and anxious and autistic, I guess that's about the best I could expect.
Like this original way
I-I just thought she was flirting.
1/2.
1/2
BloxbloOx original
>>29794721
Conversation seems like it was going alright
>>29795074
Yeah and then she stopped responding.
Now she just waits for hours and gives me one word responses.
I'm done. Alcohol doesn't leave me.
>>29792490
War Games, right?
Fheksndieidhf
Women are like train wrecks
They're horrible wastes of human life, but I get aroused looking at them
>>29792224
>>before I ever meet her, post a random photo of her on FB with the caption "So Sexy"
>>29795074
Weird honestly.
What game was it?
>>29795265
Grow Home.
>>29784193
so i met this russian girl on an mmorpg
we started talking over skype about ourselves and stuff, even tough she didn't speak english that well
we started getting along sharing pics n stuff, till one day she was like"maybe i should send you my erotic pictures" thinking she was just joking around i said "yeah why not"...
she sent the pics and after that she regretted it
even tough i appreciated em very much, she was underage so i had to delet
she disappeared and left me with a vocaroo in russian language that i still have to understand
i miss u m'lady
>>29795282
Ask her straight up to fuck. Whats there to lose?
>>29784193
losing their phone numbers in college. They hate or don't remember me by the time I see them again and try to reconnect. Happened twice.
>>29795360
My will to live.
Not even surprised this isn't an original comment.
her car had been wrecked into and destroyed by a drunk driver so I had to drive to her town (I didn't know or know anything about it) and take her out.
I took her to see a shitty movie (Kingsman) and then to some place I thought would be okay but it was like a greasebucket sandwich shop.
I tried to plan something but I couldn't really put it together and I was super nervous because I liked the girl a whole lot. Needless to say, she didn't want to keep going with me.
REQUESTING LANA RAIN HINATA BLOWJOB VIDEO
THANK YOU!
>>29792781
This actually made me really sad
>>29784193
met a girl on the interwebs she in hindisght pretty clearly had borderline, worst experience of my life intimiate relationships never again
>>29788275
Are you me?
I feel you anon, roasties come and go but legendary items are forever
>>29792781
Move forward and never look back, pal
I never fucked up with a girl, because I never try. You can't lose if you don't play.
>>29795310
Post that vocaroo
>>29785445
>try to rape girl
>WAAHH SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME
the average /r9k/ poster
>>29784193
>sat next to girl for a year during middle school
>gradually stopped spilling spaghetti
>last few months she was getting pretty touchy feely but it didn't occur to me at the time
>last few weeks she suddenly gave me a hug
>froze up and didn't respond to it at all
>she interprets it as a lack of interest
>never get another chance
At the time I didn't really consider her that pretty/appealing, I think because there was a stunning 10/10 qt in the same class and I also had a crush on another girl there. Thinking back on it I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to feel her soft embrace once more.
>with girl 1
>girl 1 is cute but a big bitch
>our relationship is getting really bad
>girl 2 enters life
>girl 2 is hot as hell, kind and we get along great
>girl 2 breaks up with boyfriend
>girl 2 basically says this is your last chance
>go with girl 1
>ok
>girl 1 and I break up
>girl 2 is with someone else
so I lost both girls and here I am, been single for years now
I cried at the Vietnam war memorial in DC cause I thought it would get a girl to like me. It didn't work. I don't even know anyone who served in Vietnam either, I just pointed at a random name and cried.
>>29784193
>girl had a crush on me and I liked her too
>we're hanging out in a group setting and I'm drunk as shit
>chatting with the dude over something I don't remember
>she tries to insert herself in
>loudly shout "LET THE MEN SPEAK" like Mac from It's Always Sunny
>subtle ref goes unnoticed by her, she got offended and never spoke to me again even though everyone else laughed
fug :D
>>29797260
This gif perfectly encapsulates how my days go
>tfw I've never had an epiphany that a girl was into me because none have shown a minutia of interest in me outside of required school work
>>29797066
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WHAT
>>29790594
How does it feel,
How does it feel to know you failed at being funny.
>me around 15
>max beta virgin
>finally get the courage to ask this super popular and super qt girl Karen out
>she says she needs to think about it
>next day writes me this long ass letter saying how her current boyfriend is very abusive
>says she wants to go out with me but she is afraid of leaving him because he might hit her
>also mentions how she would love try a new relationship with me because I was cute
>tell her its ok, she doesn't need to be afraid because if he tried to touch her I would protect her
>she finally gets the courage and dumps him for me
>dont know what to do next
>never had a gf
>can't even hold her hand because beta
>walked with her from school to home for a whole week without saying a word
>awkward as fuck
>she finally sees me for the beta that I am
>dumps me and goes back to her previous bf
>cried myself to sleep for months
The only consolation I have was that the stupid bitch ended up pregnant from the same guy a few months later and now has a shitty life.
>>29797066
>>29797378
SOME FOLKS ARE BORNof course it wasn't original
>>29787695
Well, share with us
>>29788395
What were the "threats"??
>>29789098
you're trying so hard to sound like a non-English speaker
most people believed it though, good job
>>29797445
Was it better than not to have loved at all?
>>29786852
I feel you anon. This girl I somehow managed to go out with left me for a bum she met in the street.
>mfw he had no job
>freeloaded off her
>was a manlet and a 3/10
I had and still have a well paying job, always took her out for dinner. And I would rate myself a 4/10 but a 5.5/10 on a good day. I'm also 6'1"
>mfw literally a bum is a better option than I...
>>29797434
lmao what? i wasn't trying to be funny. i was just laughing at what he said
>>29785578
Thanks anon, don't feel so crappy right now.
But don't worry, you're not alone.
>>29795360
Because I know for a fact she hates me.
>>29797683
probably more of a chad than you
remember, girls go after tingles
there have been better guys than you and I who have been fucked over by chicks
having it all, providing a house, financial security, etc etc, yet they wouldn't miss a beat to cheat on you and fuck some 10/10 chad model because 'it felt right'
>>29784193
Never really talked with girls, so I never fucked up. Last time a girl was into me, I told her I was gay for shit and giggles. I will protect my mana. I'm serious here. I'm proud to be a wizard. I just come here to laugh about you faggots.
>>29784205
Haha this. Battle of who can care least. If you admit care about her it's a quality signal. Girls 'shit test' guys all the time, particularly in early stages.
>>29785445
wtf is wrong with you dude. she clearly didn't like you
>>29788395
Never send long emails. Just don't. I have regretted pretty much every long email I have ever sent.
i'm almost too embarrassed to post but here it goes
>be 14
>be ugly loser all through school
>no interest from girls
>go through transformation towards end of 8th grade (get nice haircut, get braces off, lose glasses and get contacts)
>suddenly good looking, but still have awful social anxiety (fucking bad childhood)
>really cute girl starts talking to me a lot at school picnic after schools out for summer
>I barely say anything and think there's no way she could possibly like me
>my friend calls me later that day and i answer
>it's actually her on the phone (she was hanging out with him and some other people at the picnic)
>as soon as I hear her voice I have a goddamn panic attack and hang up
>immediately realize I made a big fucking mistake
>a lot of people at the picnic start coming up to me and asking why I hung up
>I make up a lie that my phone died and stick to it
>I eventually work up the courage to approach her later and try to talk my way out of this with the "my phone died" lie
>Doesn't go well. I look like an idiot and she's (understandably) pissed
>a few days later she messages me on AIM (which was popular at the time) and says she believes me and everythings cool
>apparently my friend talked to her and put in a good word for me (no clue what he said, but a true bro for doing that)
>we talk on AIM regularly throughout the summer, with her giving me regular hints
>I'm still both too oblivious and too nervous to ask her out
>we gradually stop talking
>go to separate high schools and never speak again
That one second of my life when I panicked and hung up that phone has made me feel like a coward my whole life. I think about that incident almost everyday. I wish I had a time machine
>>29797679
Worse. Fell into depression and never asked a girl out since then
>meet a girl
>falls in love instantly
>about to fuck her in a parking lot
>lose erection
>whatever
>keep hanging out
>about a month in
>about to fuck her
>can't get hard
>don't contact her again
>she sends me a message after like two days
>keep hanging out
>third attempt
>both of us naked in the couch
>lose erection right before I get to put it in
>fap furiously for 30 minutes
>can't get hard enough
>pretty sure it's over
>girl asks me to be her bf a couple of weeks later
>say yes
>alone at home with her
>still can't get hard even with viagra
>end up getting hard enough after an hour of trying
>finally get to fuck her
>I was actually a virgin so it probably sucked for her
>breaks up with me a week after that
I was feeling down but after typing this shit down I don't even feel like a loser anymore. I mean, I did get to fuck a girl without putting any effort at all. My only mistake was not dumping her myself.
>>29792781
I am sad for you anon, nobody deserves that, i had that happen once and i got heartbroken for like a week.
Hope you are doing better now.
>>29789302
No. That community wasn't always big on gossip. I'm sure she was at least asked what she stopped posting on the other site & stopped going to the chat rooms. Probably gave another reason, so as to not stir up things. I no doubt would've been ostracized from the group if she did.
I want to say it's whatever & done now, but I probably wouldn't have posted that if it that was the case. She was just cool to talk to on a regular basis.
>Be at vacation home with family
>All the teens are in the pool
>I swim up to my cousin and fondle her from behind
>She blushes heavily, but slaps me hard.
>She laughs at me and calls me a red neck
To this day she calls me redneck....
>mfw I fucked my oneitis' boyfriend in the ass
It's not really a fuckup but I just like to share the time I cucked the girl I loved.
>>29784193
No but really, what's the sauce on this girl
>>29799620
Read the thread. Already been answered multiple times, retard.
i have a feeling that one of you idiots on here have done shit like this before
> 4th of July firworks at my town
>Buy popcorn
>Hang out with friends in secluded area
>8/10 approaches and asks for popcorn
>Handle it smoothly
>About to ask about her
>Friend interrupts me
>"Wanna see someting cool?"
>Pulls out large pixie stick and tries to eat it all in one go
>Chokes and pukes bright blue on the pavement
> 8/10 runs away
>>29784193
That one time she accidentally found my turd tongs
>be 17
>socially awkward as fuck but not too bad looking
>cute girl 7/10-8/10 talks to me because we were paired up for an english class project together
>she asks for my number saying that she'll need me to keep her posted on how much work i've been doing
>"oh shit yeah!" thinks to self
>about three days into class project she calls me just to have a regular conversation and not talk about our project
>at one point she says "anon...do you wanna hook up?"
>autism kicks in
>have what was the auditory version of dyslexia and hear "do you wanna HANG UP?"
>uhh okay then
>hang up phone
>rethink my life in the shower
>i call back and say "yes i want to hook up with you
>her fucking mom is the one who picks up
>her daughter hears what i said because it was on speakerphone
>i see her the next day
>she doesnt give me another chance to get with her
women are such weird creatures
>>29797066
holy moly, i laughed harder than i should have
>>29784193
>Have crush on qt 10 girl
>We were talking about who i like
>she starts listing all of her friends excet her
>Didnt tell her i like her
>Later find out she was into me. Didnt strike when iron was hot and she moved on
>Be 20 yr old kv
>>29799855
Your friend is better than that 8/10 could ever be
>>29788221
ill love u anon
origina l co m ent
>>29784645
Same, after that her responses became less and less frequent until I just deleted her off of Snapchat and moved on.
>first job
>meet julie qt 8/10
>19 y/o long black hair, wide birthing hips
>i was 20
>diamonds
>became an orbiter
>talked a lot as friends
>she got a weird love-letter from some guy
>we laughed about it
>"why don't you ever write stuff like this to me anon"
>"haha.."
>that night spend hours on writing the perfect romantic love letter
>"hey... here's that letter you said you wanted"
>confused look on her face
>too nervous and autismal to hand it to her
>i fling at her and turn around and power walk away
>sends me a text later
>she liked it, thought it was so romantic
>ivefinallydoneitboys.file
>askes to come over and hangout that night
>shes in my room lying on my bed talking to me
>heart is beating out of my fucking chest
>lays down with me and stares at me
>I freeze, autism doesn't want me to be happy
>she starts to cuddle me super hard
>i don't make a move
>literally just frozen and bpm 160
>she says she's going to leave
>"ok see ya"
ok see ya? fuck my life
>see her at work
>try to make plans again with her, she always has someone else going on
>she finds a new job
>never talk to her again
She was my oneitis and we were actually together and life was good. I was too young and stupid to refuse advances from her mom though, which ended in cheating and cost the relationship.
>>29784193
oh probably back in highschool. girl said something very nice to me. i thought she had ulterior motives and was being sarcastic. i responded with a number of insults. i found out later she was being genuine. oh well.
>>29802113
You gotta greentext this shit, even though I think you're probably lying
>>29802266
I don't think it's worth a greentext. We got together after high school and were happy together. Being like that around her mom (who was lonely) got her interested in me, and I didn't turn her down when she made her moves. We had an affair, got caught, and my best possible relationship ended.
>9/10 qt is in to me
>let her borrow sweater and we go on a late night walk with friends
>get back to dorm, just us
>she gives back the sweater, now just standing there
>she wants me to kiss her
>don't realize what is happening, never been in this situation before
>go in my room, she leaves
I tried to do some damage control afterward, but I missed my golden chance. Going to be a KHHV coming up on 20 years. She was ny one chance and I blew it
JUST
>>29788890
>lucky devil
most people fuck up from time to time OP, youre gonna be alright
>add girls from omegle on skype
>stop responding after two messages exchanged
>girl asks for phone number IRL
>mumble something unintelligible and look away
>alone with classmate
>endure the silence and never say anything
Most of my "fuck ups" are failures to act rather than spaghetti spilling.
>>29789098
a girl invited you shopping, you didnt say anything to her, she grabbed your dick, you got hard but didnt cum, she said she loves you and you say you dont want a handjob in the store, she cries and you never see her again
>>29784793
She's a slut and a literal roastie though. Used to do raffles to get a date with her, obviously she never fucked the guys.
>>29784193
I fell for a /soc/ bitch
My current oneitis confessed to me and I returned the feels but I haven't acted on anything in weeks. Last we spoke I kissed her and left her place.
That is what happens with every girl I get involved5 with. I don't know what to do after the love exchanges/kissing and they move on.
I can't remember how bad it hurt the first few times but fuck I know it sucked. I'm glad I can't feel the shit anymore.
She invited me out to a bar for a drink
I declined and declined
she got a boyfriend
>>29785445
>Never fall for the "no means yes" meme
it's a meme why would you even try that
>manage to get a girl away from this creepy fuck
>Talk with her and find out she knows a guy I went to school with and we mutually think he's a cunt
>Hit it off really well
>Friend says I'm being all weird but fuck her I'm just talking
>Mfw she gave her number to my friend (who didn't even keep it) and my other friend told her to go because she thought i was just looking to fuck the girl
>She leaves and I get depressed when my friend told me why she told her to go
>Friend doesn't let it down to this day just because she's an asexual fucking bitch who thinks it's funny when I like a girl
