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Gregorian edition.
July 7 is the 188th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 177 days remaining until the end of the year.
Morning lads, hope some of you are still awake.
I better not be the only person on britfeel who can never sleep.
I had a job interview yesterday and it went really bad. I got really stressed out afterwards and decided I best stay away from 4chan. I wondered into normie land and won 100 quid on a scratch card so that cheered me up.
How was everyone else's day?Hopeyoudon'tmindifIpostthewaifu
nigii sandwitch
>>29782989
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Meant to use this one
Ey up Brits ain't half drizzly oop north today I tell thee
>>29783057
Put t'wood in t'oil then
>>>/wsg/1169796
Thought this was worth a watch
Kevin is like the one dude in these threads that is always angry
>>29783340
Those dogs aren't very nice, they don't even sit when you give them food.
>>29783420
hahaha
They're cats you idiot.
>>29782981
I have a doctor's appointment.
If I'm honest with you lads. I don't really enjoy work.
>>29784206
It's not ideal is it lad?
>>29784206
I have a really prestigious and "fun" career, the type of thing where people are like "Wow, how do you even get a job like that?" and it is still shitty at least 50% of the time.
>>29784105
Oh hope its not out bad DB, I have gone completely death in one ear and still haven't been to get help.
Hate the doctors.
got into the habit of cumming inside my gf recently, i know i need to stop before its too late since she doesn't use any contraception and already has a son from her previous relationship but i cant resist lads she fuckin loves it
>The jobcentre sanctioned all of my neetbux for some offence I committed all the way back in January
>On a completely different benefits claim no less, I had left and rejoined since then
>Had no letter or warning about this money (or lack thereof) until yesterday, the day I was supposed to be getting my money
Why even live lads. I feel like I've been seriously cucked by the system. It's not even like I'm a lazy layabout - I'm doing a work experience placement, I volunteer at a charity in my spare time and I apply to jobs like crazy but it's like literally fucking every establishment in Britain is allergic to giving me money.
They said they're looking into the decision because they don't think I should have had that money taken away, but still, what the fuck. No wonder half of britons are fucking drug dealers. Maybe I should just shot weed or play up my depression to a doc in hopes that I can get some sick meds and some kind of disability bonus, i dont fucking know. How do disability bux even work, any anons got experience with that?
>>29784206
I don't many people enjoy their job, anon.
even people with 'cool or 'fun' jobs probably only have a good time once or twice a month
>>29784697
>How do disability bux even work
not good anymore, just sell your mouth or little arsehole on adultwork
>>29784695
Christ almighty lad! My girlfriend is on the pill and I still get really nervous about cumming inside. Talk about living dangerously.
Did she say that she'd get an abortion if she got pregnant? Because the fact she has a son indicates that she probably isn't the biggest fan of that course of action.
I've got work induction today and tomorrow. Tomorrow they said I'd be taught to use the tills and I'm not looking forward to thatmuh autism
>>29782927
why the fuck do you FUCKING brits have a fucking own thing like WHERE THE FUCK right is my FUCKING /USAFEEL/???????
like, HELLLO?
FUCK why ARE ENGLISH SO FUCING ANNOYING???????
>>29784763
what shop lad?
i had a two day one for sains and it was incredibly dull, just watching training videos 9 to 5
>>29784765
I'd be happy for you Americans to join, I just like britfeel because anything goes, no topic.
>mfw my mum is more NEET than me
>barely leaves the house
>can't pick up the phone to get her car fixed, it's been over 2 months since it broke
>is a slob
>has been living off inherited money and is now pretty close to running out
plus I think she has developed some sort of mental disorder
First night in the hostel, was loud until early AM so i didn't manage to get much sleep. I've stopped blaming my mum for what she did and hold no bad feelings towards her, i do miss home though. current status, hanging in
>>29783057
>>29783057
how's our Kez doin lad?
si thee
>>29784911
You vibrateanon?
>>29784911
kind of hostel is it mate? location? reasons for stay?
>>29784958
homeless shelter, east midlands, homeless
>mate has just got a job straight out of uni at Goldman Sachs starting on 40k a year
>renting a studio apartment in central London because he can afford to
bit jealous ngl even though working there is my idea of hell
>330g cauliflower couscous
>330g chicken jalfrezi
>240g chickpeas
godamn, almost a KILOGRAM OF FOOD and it's literally just 630 calories and 55g broteins.
I'm fucking stuffed.
>98.6%
>Stalledoregenal
>>29785021
what are the people there like lad? are they very talkative?
Poleaboo didn't feel like he was welcomed in the /transgirl/ thread. Why are these bitches so clique-y?
>>29784763
it's not that bad lad, it will be a bit stressful at first learning how everything works but after a while your brain will switch off and you'll be on autopilot
>>29785053
kept my self to my self mainly, a lot of drug addicts/alcoholics. spoke briefly with one guy who seemed ok
>>29784788
whsmith lad. 1-5 today. dont know about tomorrow but i hope same training hours. actual shift is 1-9
>>29785065
no one likes pakis
>>29785101
especially fat ones.
>>29782981
Isn't that tildes waifu? Has he grown out of his mentally illness?
>>29785039
I've rented a studio apartment in London.
It's not a good situation. The whole time you are hating your house, and cursing yourself for spending so much money on a place you hate.
I was on the same money as your mate, by the way. So it'll be a similar type of place.
These days I live in a smaller city and I have a huge, beautiful one bedroom flat. I'd need to be on 100k to have a place like this in London.
Living in London is great, not going to lie, but you do get sick of it. You can earn 40k there and you still feel skint. I'd say 65k is the minimum to feel comfortable.
>>29785065
not poleaboo, hes not up this early
>>29785130
No this is tildes waifu, same show and look similar I'm not tilde, i'm the usual op guy.
>>29784284
Not really mate, no.
>>29784571
>>29784718
Yeah I get that. I need to become self employed or own a successful business. That way I can delegate tasks to wagies and live like a NEET
>>29784695
You're going to end up chained to her for the rest of your life.
Worst part is that you'll deserve it
>>29785193
>I need to become self employed or own a successful business.
It takes a huge amount of mental and physical strength to start a successful business. You think you have what it takes?
>>29785092
ah nice
feel like they shouldn't be as anal there as in a big supermarket
>>29782981
Thought you didn't have a waifu or like anime beta?
Also what you gonna spend the 100 quid on?
Morning lads, how's things?
>>29785222
>physical strength to start a successful business
what did he mean by this?
>>29784765
Foy
>>29784795
Foy
Ree
>>29785247
Sometimes you don't get much sleep and you still have to perform at your best.
>>29785243
Pretty good laddy. Just popped down to the corner shop. Got a past and a can of red bull
>>29784697
i was on UC this year, signed off now because i lost my rag with it, sick of jumping through hoops and my job centre advisor was a cold hearted cunt. i signed off before i could get sanctioned, but numerous times they had my payments 'on hold' for some unknown reason.
i think they make signing on more soul destroying than getting a job for a reason. the volunteering means nothing to them, they make you do it to ensure you're not sat on your arse all day.
you need a bloody good reason to be on disabledbux these days. i was on them back in '11 for a glorious few months until they deemed me fit to work and put me on JSA. try it, ham it up at the docs, it helps if you get a sound as fuck doctor who will give you a sick note every time no questions asked, but the job centre will bust your balls.
i know a few people who choose to sell drugs instead of sign on. the other alternative is sell loads of your stuff on ebay and get a nice little pot to live off whilst you psych yourself up for a job you actually want.
also this recurring theme:
>i have a job i love
>doesn't pay, can't support myself on it
good luck with your appeal. please keep us updated anon.
>>29785247
well when you start a business you are running everything yourself unless you have a business partner or money to pay people to help run shit so you can be working incredibly long hours just to get shit done
>>29785065
Because you're a fetishists not a tranny
>>29785269
>Got a past
What is past?
>>29785295
it's a pasty but without the 'y'
who needs to proof read anyway
>>29785130
It's Nigii trying to start controversy by nicking tildes waifu
>>29785222
Probably
Oxenhope comment
>>29785269
>red bull
You need to cut those out mate, they're a bit grim
>>29785222
>It takes a huge amount of mental and physical strength to start a successful business. You think you have what it takes?
It's a lot of strife - IF - you follow normie imposed rules mate. It can be as easy or difficult as you like.
Scared lads, going into final year as an undergrad in September and have a severe fear and hatred for post-graduate life
Have I lost my chance to get a gf?
>>29785322
I love the fucked taste of energy drinks. Really miss them desu.
>>29782927
It's July not June you autistic piece of shit
>>29785338
Are you speaking from experience here?
Originalblox
i can paint if someone would be willing to sell the shit for me. we can split the profits and buy a robot house.
>>29785322
I only like redbull if it is cold, plus it was either redbull or euroshopper energy drink
>>29785308
Not nigii, don't know why everyone thinks I am. We both like fish thats all.
Also see
>>29785184
I am also fond of kougyoku but never claimed her as mine as I didn't want tilde to think I was taking the piss.
>>29785242
>Thought you didn't have a waifu or like anime beta?
I don't really, I've only ever liked one anime serious and I don't fancy my "waifu" like the other posters. Shes just my favourite character.
>>29785242
>Also what you gonna spend the 100 quid on?
Think a new pet
>>29785358
See this you autistic piece of shit
>>29783007
>>29782981
Don't really want to be at work today desu
>>29785153
fair
how did you get your job/what job was it?
>>29785478
Are you the pedo?
>>29785525
>how did you get your job/what job was it?
The answer to this would be too long and complicated to be honest, and it probably wouldn't help you to answer. If you don't already have an interest in the type of work I do then it wouldn't suit you. It's not the kind of thing you do just for the money, nor is it the type of thing where you can follow some steps and be guaranteed the same result as I got.
In any case I've posted about it at length in the thread previously.
>>29785386
>I've only ever liked one anime serious
That's how it starts m8.
>>29785576
I wish, it was a year ago when I watched it and I still haven't found another I like.
>>29785563
nah I'm not interested in getting the same job as you haha, I was just wondering what job it was
Why isn't there a British Lion dance?
>>29785657
Ah, sorry. It's just that I've tried to coach people on how to do the same thing as me so many times, and I've never once seen them have any success. I'm an advertising creative.
Has anyone else been given a shit nickname? I have a terrible one and it has cursed me for years.
People call me "Little John". This is despite the fact that I'm 6'1 and my name isn't even John. The name originated when I got in a bit of legal trouble as a teenager and the judge said "You are a robbing hood!". (In case you don't know, Little John was one of Robin Hood's Merry Men)
To make matters worse, I have friends who have good nicknames, like "Liquid Len", "Sweetmeal Sam", "The Reverend" and "Jones the Jug"
Although to be honest I also know a few people who have an even shitter nickname than me, like "Bob the Knob", "Mick the Prick" and "Harold Demure"
>>29785884
Glaswegian names are pretty shit tier, especially if you're a manlet
>"awright wee man"
>"how ye daeing wee man"
>"good onya wee jock"
fuck off radge
>>29785884
One of my friends used to call me Junior even though he is only a few months older than me
>>29785927
I'm from Glasgow and I remember the first time I got called "big man". I was 15 and it just happened to also be the first time I got served in a pub. Felt good.
>>29785962
undoubtedly good feel weegiebro
>>29785884
what autistic place do you live if you used nicknames unironically here you'd get stabbed to death lad
>>29786042
You sound proper hard m8, would bag you a good nickname in anons neighbourhood.
>>29786075
im not tryna sound hard it just sounds completely foreign to me tbqh, i fucking hate living here but i've neither the money nor the right trade to find a new job elsewhere to move
>>29786042
I live in Epping, near London.
>>29782981
>I wondered into normie land and won 100 quid on a scratch card so that cheered me up.
I won 92 quid on the lottery last night too, funny world
>>29782981
>>29786111
praise be to kek
there is hope for us all yet
>>29785884
going to assume this is bait/pasta but little john is easily the best of those gay nicknames
>>29785927
>>29785990
Another Glasgow here too desu.
>>29786102
that explains it then, we're too far north and too far in the middle of nowhere with nothing except 2 shite council estates and a shopping centre with only 6 shops open and the rest boarded up to be happy enough to make nicknames and all that
>>29785041
How can you afford nice beyerdynamic headphones but your computer desk looks like it came from a skip.
>>29785386
>Not nigii, don't know why everyone thinks I am. We both like fish thats all.
>Also see
>same posting style
>same pet
>similar attempts to namefag other anons
>similar attempts so start shit with anons
>Nigii disappears 'betta' appears
>Literally says nigii in the file name of the OP
Your particular brand of shitposting is obvious
>>29786157
What are the six shops?
I'm guessing PoundLand, Superdrug, a betting shop, a shop that sells cheap and unfashionable clothes for middle aged women, Tesco, and Sue Ryder/British Heart Foundation.
Back lads.
So I got around 3 weeks notice before my sacking as a civil engineer takes place.
As I have no ties, I've decided to get a one way ticket to south-east Asia and live like a cheap NEET for an unspecified number of months, whilst banging some whores, taking a few drugs and considering my options. My plans are to visit China at some point in an attempt to develop business relations and to negotiate deals on a load of chinkie, counterfeit products plebs love, or fake consumables (tobacco eg) prior to UK import, sale and considerable profits; my Ferrari ain't gonna buy itself lads.
thoughts lads?
where's this guy with his job at the cassette factory then?
>>29786182
calm down it's just someone having a mental breakdown
>>29786192
about right except we have a Heron instead of tesco and a B&M
>>29786195
No body cares. You've just started this shit gimmick and it's already played out more than Amir.
>>29785041
>>29786179
Sounds like he has his priorities in order. A cheap desk works exactly the same as an expensive one, but good headphones are much better than shit ones.
Also that looks like a cracking meal. Did you make it yourself lad?
decided to go out for the first time in just under a month, not for any specific purpose but just as a means of proving to my self that i can do it. i took a stroll to a little park near mine and saw a playground for the first time in years, i had a little go on the rocking pony and decided to try the swings and slide. is it autistic that i felt happier than i've felt for as long as i can remember
>>29786221
>i had a little go on the rocking pony
>>29786245
Shaggy's reaction to the rocking pony made the sacked civil engineer laugh mate.
>>29786221
>went to a child's park
>likely a fully grown man, possibly overweight
>>29786195
>I've decided to get a one way ticket to south-east Asia and live like a cheap NEET for an unspecified number of months, whilst banging some whores, taking a few drugs and considering my options.
This is a good plan. You got an idea where you are headed? I'd recommend Phnom Penh. Very cheap place to live, but there's still quite a lot going on. Whores and drugs are very easy to find and the police are very lax on drugs, in contrast to thailand. Also it's piss easy to get a visa that will let you live there pretty much indefinitely, even with no job.
>My plans are to visit China at some point in an attempt to develop business relations
This is really naive. The Chinese will rip you off, considering you have no business experience or contacts.
Phnom Penh is full of Chinese businessmen though so you might be able to build contacts there, but you should assume that everyone is trying to rip you off because they probably are. 26k isn't a lot of capital, one bad deal early on could leave you finished and limping back to the UK to sign on.
I'd recommend that you study business and find a British partner who you can really trust, someone with established relationships and a more concrete plan. Then you can think about doing business in China.
>>29786266
there wasn't any kids on the park, i'm 23 and i weigh about 13 stones
>>29786221
Dont let them bully you anon, you had fun and enjoyed yourself, it doesnt matter if you looked like a nonce
>>29786221
I blame pokemon go for this.
>>29786221
anyone else feel better about them selves after reading this?
>>29786195
>taking a few drugs
/trv/ told me this is a really bad idea, since they have a lot of smugglers and they don't treat tourists any better than locals. so i'm out.no really can i come too
>>29786303
i don't get it, it was only me on the playground why would that make me look like a nonce? i wouldn't have even gone near the park otherwise
>>29786341
Normies would assume you were a nonce, it doesnt matter lad
>>29786366
oh right, i won't go again then
>>29786341
a grown man on a playground is literally what normies would consider acceptable proof of a nonce
>>29786274
Sounds as though you have a good bit of experience of S.E.A - the place, business and business in that area?
Some wise advice there by the sounds of it anyway, I've not gave it any detailed thought other than conceptually, but I know it's a place to get your hands burned if caution is not exercised.
Got called a racist in Greggs earlier lads.
>>29786377
based on what logic? grown men go in swimming pools with children and thats acceptable but an adult being on a park alone with nobody around would make you a nonce?
>>29786400
i said what normies believe not what i believe don't get your boxers in a twist lad
>>29786378
I've spent plenty of time in SEA. I have experience in business, but not specifically in dealing with the Chinese. I've heard plenty of stories though. Enough to know that they cheat people as much as they can get away with. And there you can get away with a lot. Cheating people is actually an accepted part of the business culture there.
>>29786221
The first half of this made me really happy and pelased for you that you are making progress and getting more confident.
Then I read the second half and realised why you even needed to do the first one
>>29786435
sorry mate i shouldnt expect more from normies
>>29786454
What are your business interests if you don't mind divulging mate? I'm researching almost constantly of ways to make a lot of money via business, it's driving me crazy.
>>29786454
the chinese are the real "jews" here, they will do every single possible thing they can to get one over on you
>>29786495
wanna start a bizzy lad? we can sell cars or summat
>>29785559
What
No
Which paedo do you mean?
>>29786495
I'm an affiliate marketer, working mainly in the fitness sphere. A lot of the people I work with get fitness equipment and supplements made in China, which is how I've heard about the bullshit. Fortunately I'm one step removed from actually creating products, although I plan to get into it eventually. There's more money to be made but also a lot more risk, so I'll need a bigger war chest before I can take it on.
Wasted 3 hours trying to sext with random girls last night lads
I wouldn't mind playing the long game and actually befriending some girl and eventually getting the nudes out her, but the problem is I don't give a fuck about chatting with her
>>29786373
It doesnt matter m8, go and have fun, as long as theres no children its fine
>>29785927
>>29785962
>>29786123
Mums from Glasgow, we're basically brothers
>>29786373
Don't listen to:
>>29786595
>go and have fun, as long as theres no children its fine
Don't listen to nonce/pedo shit.
In fact the main times you should visit the play park and ride your rocking pony is when the normies are there with their special little prince or princess. Ride your little rocking pony like a smug pepe mate, ride that pony well and remember the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
That'll show em lad.
PS - please vidya it.
>>29785927
>>29785962
Fucking this, it's my dream to be called "big man" and I'm 22
being called "pal" is the absolute worst
>>29786197
>calm down it's just someone having a mental breakdown
A really annoying one desu
>>29786715
Ignore this unless you want to tisk police showing up
>>29786221
Don't do that on weekends. You'll get arrested
>>29786715
if you do this you're practically garaunteed a visit from the police
Odds coffee and work
Evens weebshit and water.
I used to go on the swings in the middle of the night in the park.
Although I was 15, smoking dope and hanging around with a mate.
>>29786749
>>29786763
does it matter if they aren't doing anything dodgy? are adults not allowed to enjoy the park?
>>29786399
>Got called a racist in Greggs earlier lads.
Did you admit you voted for Brexit?
>>29786831
not around middle class yuppie parents who think everything slightly eccentric is proof of depraved criminal activity
>>29786866
No I was being racist.
>tfw 6'2, attractive and fit but have aspergers so nobody likes me
if i didn't have that one supreme flaw i would be chad and this causes me immense mental harm
>>29786886
>No I was being racist.
top lad
>>29786904
I know a 6'1 guy who's moderately attractive with aspergers who pulls alot of women. Stop blaming something out of your control. It's irresponsible. Learn social skills like you would math. It's a branch of psychology. Relax and learn to listen to people rather than waiting to give your thoughts.
>>29786886
Was it justified, or were you just being a dick?
>>29786831
>are adults not allowed to enjoy the park?
N-not really lad. Unless you're 'brad', accompanying and entertaining his cute little daughter at the delight of the other normie parents. Most /brit/ lads visiting a kiddies play pen are almost guaranteed a visit from plod, and possibly sectioned under the MHA mate.
I can clearly picture an pale, unkempt, unwashed, skinny autist tentatively entering a play pen, obviously out of place and attempting a swing on a rocking horse, his body stiff as a board with a glazed, dead look in his eye.
>>29786954
i have tried this but im still unable to find women, i dont want to be laid, sex does not concern nor interest me i want a girlfriend on my level intellectually
>>29786957
It was in Greggs.
Anyone seen this? What did you think?
>>29787082
really enjoyed it desu
love the general carefree atmosphere of the film, up until the end
know people who found the main character annoying because he's so selfish, but that's sort of the point of the film i guess
>>29787082
loved it, i'd love to just up and leave like him but im too autistic to last a day on my own with no money or food or shelter
literally not got dressed in over a week lads
>>29787162
show us ur bum
>>29787162
>literally not got dressed in over a week lads
How is that even possible?
Are you like one of those huge bed bound fatties that I've seen on TV?
how difficult do you lads think it'd be to get some practice with an airliner simulator and pretend to be a pilot lads? i can make some genuine looking docs in photoshop
>>29787117
I am reading the novel at the moment. It tells the same story. A lot of people say he was young, unprepared and died because of his foolish oversights. He sounds like any robot, disillusioned and apathetic about the world around him. I think he was ultimately prepared for what was ahead. I think a lot of robots could learn a thing or two from him.
>>29787132
>too autistic to last a day on my own
You don't know that until you try it. Your autism might force you to be self-sufficient and more self-assured than your regular normie.
How close in anon to throwing in the towel and taking to the road?
>>29787248
if i had a few grand saved up i'd be gone tomorrow but i simply dont have the resources tbqh
>>29787226
>How is that even possible?
NEET for a week, alone in daddies homie-womie
>Are you like one of those huge bed bound fatties that I've seen on TV?
6ft ; 13st 7lbs. not really a fatty boom boom, but yea i been comfy in bed for a week
>>29787274
Chris McCandless donated all his savings to charity and burnt his money. He survived as a drifter for years.
He was also well educated and, from reading his story, had a lot of charisma. But, y'know brobots, you aren't just BORN with charisma, you have to work hard for something like that. Some would say that's something he learnt on the road.
>>29787248
i think he was genuinely pretty well prepared and capable, just over ambitious
the wilderness of alaska is probably one of the worst places he could have gone
should have settled down with that underaged qt in the hippie camp desu
>>29787330
i think the ability to pay for things like trains and busses would be the substitute for lack of charisma, i doubt some normie college hippies would put up with a jack kerouac wannabe with half the talent for a few hundred miles in their normie van
Need some advice. 6 years ago when I was 17 I got done with a suspended jail sentence for sex with a 15 year old (she was like 3 months from 16 but her dad was a real dickhead ex-police).
I really want to teach, but will this on my CR prevent me from doing that?
I'll be graduating from my MSc this year but cba with the university politics, and I really enjoyed teaching undergrads and the foundation courses.
>>29787330
Charisma is definitely something that can be learned, up to a point.
It's a bit like singing. Anyone can be trained to sing decently but you're never going to be an amazing singer without natural talent.
>>29787370
You on the sex offenders register?
>>29787370
im fairly certain you'd not be allowed to teach
when is pokemon go coming out in the UK?
>>29787386
I was but it was only for 5 years, since I was under 18.
>>29787388
The punishment has been finished, I just don't know how much a full CRB check covers and whether they will hold something that wasn't my fault against me.
>>29787349
Do you think he wanted to die in solitary?
>should have settled down with that underaged qt in the hippie camp desu
I'm at the part in the novel where the author is trying to decide if he was a KHV. A crying shame.
>>29787350
>i doubt some normie college hippies would put up with a jack kerouac wannabe with half the talent for a few hundred miles in their normie van
All he had was what he knew. If he got picked up, that's awesome, but if they drove past then that's cool too. We're in a different country here too. I doubt you could do this shit with success in the UK.
>>29787405
This evening, around 6pm
>>29787460
the goal would be to go to america but i'd imagine times have changed a lot and it simply isnt a thing you can do anymore
>>29787418
In what sense wasn't it your fault?
The 26 year old anon with the 14 year old "girlfriend" should learn a lesson from you. Except he won't get a suspended sentence since he's a full 12 years older and she's only 14.
He'll get 4 years if he's caught.
>>29787418
I think you'll be fine.
I had a conviction (non custodial) when I was 17 for GBH. It's spent and no longer appears on my record 7 years later.
http://disclose.me.uk/question/how-long-will-my-conviction-stay-on-record/
>>29787528
1, it was 16-18s night where we met.
2, she was more than up for it.
3, there was no need to take it to the police, she didn't want to but her dad was just a cunt. He only found out because she was stupid enough to get picked up from mine and only then did I learn she was 15.
Not heard about 26 year old anon but if she's mature enough then there's not really a problem with it morally. Only legally.
>>29787460
>Do you think he wanted to die in solitary?
It's quite possible - his motives are never really explained in the film
There must have been a reason he turned away from his family and all the friends he met on his journey. I imagine he was something of a robot.
>>29787370
>>29787418
Things as they stand, I can not see you becoming a teacher to children - that kind of work would be would be subject to you passing to an enhanced record check and your past would become apparent.
At the very least you would need a new name and you'd have to provide false details such as an address, I have no idea of the extent one would have to go to, to cheat a CRB check. I think they also request your NI and passport number, again what kind of information is stored on a passport and national insurance document? You should do some research and see what you have to do to cheat the CRB check.
>>29787476
r u srs bro
>>29787476
>>29787743
It's out right now if you're a l33t h4xor
>>29787836
It's amazing how engaging pokemon is when you are a kid, but how incredibly boring it is as an adult. You're literally just doing the same thing over and over again.
>>29785358
fixed it lad
have to post it on imgur because it's too large: http://i.imgur.com/euQdtqu.jpg
10 years lads
shine on you crazy diamond
>Why so glum anon?
>Lets go out for some five guys, you look famished bro
>C'mon! We can get a few beers and shoot the shit right after
>It'll be fun
>>29788054
I've lived in New York and I have American friends, and they aren't that different from British people
>Supposed to sign on at 3:00pm
>Jobcentre advisor just called me to say she set up an interview for me with UPS at 3:30pm
>I don't have to come in to sign on this week
>Not even gonna bother going to the interview
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES YES YES YES
My bennies are safe for another week.
>>29788143
>not taking a comfy driving job where you have to interact with no one
go for the interview lad
>>29788164
1. I can't drive
2. It'd be pointless to get a job where I am because the whole reason I want one is to live closer to my bf in Cambridgeshire, can't tell the jobcentre that though
>>29788196
>pointless to get a job to save money
youre one dumb motherfucker arent you anon
>>29788196
>BF
What is wrong with you?
>>29787961
>EU flag still present
>>29788206
what's wrong with a bit of cock and bum fun?
>>29788196
Did the advisor not know you don't have a license?
>>29788143
They get you interviews? Isn't that what you're supposed to be doing?
Guys, I've saved up some Good Boy Points, where's the best place to get tendies?
>>29788224
I know a lot of men like to do this. But I think it's disgusting that it's all out in the open these days.
I don't see how a man wouldn't be ashamed about having another man's penis in his anus.
I don't care about what people do in the privacy of their own homes, but these days it's acceptable to open to everyone that you want to have another man's penis in your anus. Even your own mother.
These things should be secret.
Just reported the ice cream man to DEFRA lads.
>>29786813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF969K8XhVM
>>29788250
McDonalds chicken selects with sour cream dip
>>29788250
The stale meme store.
>>29788205
Save money for what? Money isn't the issue with me moving up there with him, well it is a bit it's mostly just about me proving I can hack it on my own so he doesn't feel like he has a dependant. Which is fair.
>>29788206
He makes me feel cute and loved and I have fun hanging out with him. What's wrong with that?
>>29788240
She's very forgetful, every time I go in she asks if I have a forklift licence, I've told her I do for like 4 months now.
>Turn up for the interview
>"I can't drive"
>Oh well, nice meeting you we'll let you know
No point going even if I wanted a job where I am.
>>29788261
OMG this all over
Thank you Limmy for being so right, yet again
>>29788273
what better way to prove it than siezing the initiative and getting a job and providing for yourself and moving up there when youve saved up a chunk of change
of course a retard who doesnt even go to their interview wouldnt understand
>>29788254
I don't see the big deal really, I've never done/wanted to do anything with a lad but the idea of other people doing it doesn't bother me, as long as it's not with kids, cousins or corpses then I don't care and definitely don't think less of someone for liking a cheeky willy up the bum.
>>29788254
a man's g spot is in his bum
would you let a lady up there?
>>29788254
Would you keep your gf a secret from your mother?
The only people irl who know I'm into dudes is me and my bf, same goes for him. We don't do gay shit in public, neither of us wants the attention. I'm not ashamed of what we do together and neither is he, it's our business and no one else's though. I only mention it online because we're all anons anyway so who cares.
>>29788143
you cockwomble, people like me would fucking love that job. And you're gonna get sanctioned lmao
>>29788330
>We don't do gay shit in public,
Good.Know your place.
>>29788303
I've discussed this with him, he'd rather I just hold off for a job closer to him because otherwise he'll feel like I don't actually wanna move up there. And I agree with him, it's not like I'm in dire financial straights right now anyway.
I live with my parents and have very few expenses, he helps me with getting to the job interviews.
>>29786976
>i want a girlfriend on my level intellectually
Why would you want to go out with an arrogant sperg?
>>29788330
Of course not. But having a girlfriend isn't shameful.
Letting another man put his penis into your anus? Putting your penis into another man's anus? That's a disgusting act that no one should be proud of. No one.
>>29788348
kek, I don't see why you're so butthurt about it.
I mean, I don't like seeing people of any sexuality making out in public but I don't want them shamed into not doing it like it's unnatural and should be hidden.
>>29788362
i dont pretend to be something i'm not and i want someone i can relate to considering i dont relate to anyone
surely even you could understand that anon
>>29788367
I don't see what's shameful about it, I fuck girls in the arse and nobody seems to care so why shouldn't a couple of buddies hang out and fuck, it's not harming anyone.
>>29788340
>And you're gonna get sanctioned lmao
No I'm not. She's:
>Set up an appointment to work on my cv IN THE JOBCENTRE
>Set up an appointment for me to go on a training course
>Set up an appointment for me to go to a job fair IN THE JOBCENTRE
And I never turned up for any of them and she never said shit to me about it.
>>29788394
You don't go around telling everyone that you fuck girls in the arse though, do you? Or even if you do, you must understand that it isn't exactly polite.
Where as these days it's accepted for a man to tell everyone that he enjoys penis in his anus.
I just think it should be private.
>>29788367
I clean my butt before we do it, it's no more disgusting than sticking your dick in a vagina. Are you forgetting girls pee from there?
Just because I'm not ashamed to do it doesn't mean I'm proud, it feels good for him and me so we do it. It's not a middle finger to straight people.
>>29788362
Its a defense mechanism. There is no woman as smart as him. Now he can say he just hasn't found this nonexistent girl instead of failing to pick up a dumb girl. I mean seriously think about it. Women are good for one thing only, and that one thing is discussing philosophy or mathematics.
>>29788439
>Where as these days it's accepted for a man to tell everyone that he enjoys penis in his anus.
I've never seen anyone do that irl, only online.
>>29788478
You've never heard a man proudly tell people that he's gay?
I have and it made me sick to my stomach.
>>29788405
>she never said shit to me about it.
Not him but she doesn't have to. If they see the job seeker hasn't done his obligation they send a letter explaining the sanction. They try to avoid doing it to peoples faces as much as possible, already enough fights kicking off in those shitholes.
Had an interview this morning, lads. Don't think it went well. Stuttered like a m-motherfucker and had a lot of trouble coming up with examples of where I functioned well in a team.
Job would've paid 11 bongs an hour.
>>29788458
Girls don't pee from their vagina moron, you should have paid more attention at school
>>29788439
It's not like i go around shouting it constantly but if a conversation is about sex I'm not going to pretend I do it missionary with the lights out for the sole purpose of procreation just because someone else might find the idea of buttsex unappealing.
Can't say I've met any gay guys who ran around screaming about their love of cock but even if they generally did, so what, it doesn't matter does it?
>>29788494
not all gays are into ass play though. Seems a bit like you focus on it more than them
>>29788367
Having a girlfriend is very shameful. I got one just for easy sex on tap and everyone knows it because why else would a guy like me be with such a low value girl?
I've been with this bitch for 6 years and it never gets any less awkward when family corners me and asks if I really love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her. Of course not, it's about time I upgraded to a newer model, but I have to lie and keep up the facade. Then they ask why I love her and all I got is she's nice and we both like cartoons. In reality the only thing we have in common is sex. Is this case opposites don't attract because the only time I think of her in when I'm horny. As soon as I cum I start thinking up excuses to leave.
>>29788526
All those appointments were over a month ago, if they were gonna sanction me they would've by now.
I just think they're extremely disorganised and they flat out just didn't know I didn't turn up to the appointments.
>>29788494
>You've never heard a man proudly tell people that he's gay?
Nope.
>I have and it made me sick to my stomach.
I'd probably just cringe, my bf and I hate flamboyant faggots as much as the next guy.
>>29788585
>All those appointments were over a month ago, if they were gonna sanction me they would've by now.
There's litterally a post ITT about a guy who's now sanctioned due to something they caught when he applied last time.
I mean hopefully it's all fine but a month doesn't mean it's untouched history.
>>29788539
The hole they pee from is in the same general area as the vagina.
>>29788458
>no more disgusting than sticking your dick in a vagina. Are you forgetting girls pee from there?
Jesus fucking christ, educate yourself.
>>29788596
You are fucking flamboyant faggots. Why did you come here and rub your perversions in our faces?
Just tell us that he's your friend like a decent human being. Or lie and say it's a girlfriend. I'll fucking kill you, you sick fuck.
>Tried to send a funny cartoon strip to my friend on Facebook chat
>Accidentally sent him futa MLP porn
>He read the post an hour ago and has been online since but hasn't responded
I fucked up, lads. I'm not sure I can recover from this.
>>29788603
>There's litterally a post ITT about a guy who's now sanctioned due to something they caught when he applied last time.
Which sucks for him.
>I mean hopefully it's all fine but a month doesn't mean it's untouched history.
Yeah and I'd be worried if I skipped signing appointments but I never do, there's no actual record of her saying I'm gonna be at X place at X time. She just prints off some details and says "go here". She never gives me dirty looks, she's always nice and polite as if she's not even aware I skip every non essential appointment she sets up for me.
>>29788596
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY AT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS GET OFF MY BOARD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1faMfgWFQlH
>>29788626
>You are fucking flamboyant faggots. Why did you come here and rub your perversions in our faces?
Because you asked.
>Just tell us that he's your friend like a decent human being. Or lie and say it's a girlfriend.
That's dumb, why would I do that?
>I'll fucking kill you, you sick fuck.
kek
>>29788680
kek, as if /r9k/ isn't the gayest board on 4chan next to /v/
>>29788666
Didn't you say you're doing fine financially? Why bother with the JC? It's tedious jumping of hoops for a few pennies.
ITT: 'Fembot' slips up by revealing her gender, and is now backtracking by making up a daft story about being a closet homosexual part time shag demon
>>29788680
Holy shit mate you sound like you are crying. I bet you're the faggot here.
>>29788556
Then what's the point? What's the point of being gay?
>>29788711
Because free money niggah. All I have to do is go in and do a normie impression once a week and pretend I'm super stoked about finding work, then every 3 or so days apply for some jobs on their website.
When they start making me do work experience and shit I'll just stop signing on for a month or two then start a new claim.
>>29788731
All the benifits of a gf with almost none of the downsides.
>>29788773
Girls are cuddly. Men are not.
>>29788773
There's a reason all the faggots on here act as fem as possible, girls are so much better looking.
>>29788567
anon thats called being a sociopath
>>29788731
To go more in depth:
>Blowjobs whenever you want them, there's never any "I'm not in the mood" or "I have a headache" excuses
>Emotional support, you don't have to worry about the other guy thinking you're less of a man for crying or getting emotional
>Someone to play video games with who isn't retarded, someone with decent taste in anime, movies and tv shows, someone who actually pays attention and doesn't ask stupid questions every 30 seconds
>Someone you can be yourself around and not have to worry about what the other person thinks of you or if they're gonna cheat on you
All the shitty, horrible, unlikable qualities of women are gone and you never have to deal with them. You'll never be expected to read minds or autistically remember anniversaries.
>tfw based judge rinder will never the speaker of the house of commons
>>29788880
>enjoying daytime TV
its too late for you anon
>>29788876
>Gays don't cheat
Lol
>>29788729
The only "Fembot" on here is KentAnon.
Alreet lads,
Just wanted to drop a quick apology for the quality of my posts last night - had a bit too much to drink and got a bit silly.
How're you soft cunts doing today, mates?
>>29788876
>All the shitty, horrible, unlikable qualities of women are gone and you never have to deal with them. You'll never be expected to read minds or autistically remember anniversaries.
I'm actually pretty jealous. If some people are to be believed, being gay is a choice. How can I become gay, and be attracted to men?
>>29788876
Faggots and dykes are serial cheaters.
>>29788835
>Not being the little spoon and feeling safe and happy in a guys strong arms
>Not wrestling each other for fun and collapsing on the floor next to each other in exhaustion
>Not leaning against each other on long train rides, brushing your leg against his so no one else sees you flirting
>>29788922
Monica is about.
>>29788773
No tits and vagina is a downside
>>29788919
They do but there's a lot more clarity. My boyfriend just tells me when he sees a guy he thinks is cute and we make a joke out of it, he doesn't feel the need to cheat because I don't mind him window shopping and I'll do pretty much anything he wants in the bedroom.
Some gays cheat sure, but:
1. He spends every minute he's not in work talking to or hanging out with me
2. He's been cheated on by roasties before and hates cheaters
3. Is a very honest and trustworthy person
