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Ask a richfag that's never even held a girl's hand anything.
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Ask a richfag that's never even held a girl's hand anything.
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>>29782569
Will you pull an Elliot? Please?
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>>29782569
How rich are you?
Are we talking millionaire or billionaire?
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if you're a nervous person your hand will start to sweat and you'll feel gross. enjoying handholding is normalfag tier.
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>>29782617
I have exactly 748k in my bank account, so neither.
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>>29782613
I don't know if I could do that anon.
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>>29782634
can I have some money anon? you're a cool guy right?
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>>29782569
Have you ever met George Soros?
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>>29782660
Only if you get me a girlfriend that's 7/10+
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>>29782634
i have more then that in my bank account and i'm 18
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>>29782634
Are you in need of legal services? I just got out of law school and am desperate for a job
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>>29782670
Get a Grammer tutor then phaggot.
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both are wearing bras but neither is wearing underwear.

chad knows. Because he's fucked them both.

I know because I know women are degenerates.
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>>29782694
getting through university pretty well without one! :)
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you like latinas? how old are you?
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>>29782715
I find them attractive, but I wouldn't want to be with one. And I'm 24
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>>29782694
no one is gunna mention that you spelt grammar as grammer
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>>29782730
Fuck, I did.
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How'd you get money'd?
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>>29782748
Inherited most of it.
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>>29782728
welp can't be so picky mate ur a 24 year old virgin
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>>29782569

pay for my music career senpai
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Set up passive income systems OP and you're set. If I had that kind of money I'd be setting up all day.
>tfw poorfag trying desperately to go back to Uni
OP I'll be your bf if you buy me a $400 classical guitar so I can study music this fall at Uni.
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Why haven't you had a giant luxurious degenerate party in a hotel penthouse with hookers and blow?
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>>29782666
does she have to have sex with you?
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>>29782786
I'd rather be a Virgin for life. I couldn't be seen with an ugly girl. It would ruin my confidence.
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>>29782634
are you in need of illegal services? I can make a body disappear in 4 hours
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>>29782848
Yes, whenever I ask for it.
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>>29782857
this,

ugly females are bigger genetic failures then ugly males for a number of reasons

i mean if you're an ugly male there are ways to compensate, but if you're an ugly female....you're fucked
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just bang a """high class""" hooker
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Some pictures of my pool and backyard, I live in such a beautiful area. Yet it's so dark and depressing all alone.
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>>29782861
>4 hours
are we talking disposal or target neutralization, then disposal?

If its just disposal I can do that in fucking less than thirty minutes, get your shit together mate.

If were talking an actual job 4 hours is impressive, I'm too paranoid to do it that quick, extremely careful. Typically stick to my pre-defined method to avoid common mistakes.

>>29782909
Elliot Rodger? Is that you?

I knew he was alive.

Please buy me a guitar.
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>>29782898
high class just means more physically attractive right>
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>>29782909
oh thats your house so you aren't that rich
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listen if u in la i can get you fucked by my white/mexican friend just saying, but we gotta break bread
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>>29782938
I live in a beachfront home kid.
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>>29782960
where do you live

kibviug i7t gbt987bt
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Everyday I dream of sitting in my backyard with a beautiful, kind, elegant girl. Yet I just sit here alone. This world is very unforgiving.
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>>29782976
In the state of Florida.
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I don't know what I will do anymore.
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Right now I am in my backyard with my mossberg 590a1.
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>>29782931
no, disposal. and 4 hours is the best you can find for 100% guaranteed disappearance unless you live 100 meters from a swamp or something. As for the job itself there's always all the intel shit so is impossible to do in 4 hours. You could outsource the intel but even then it would take time and increase risk
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>>29782634
>>29782670
What the fuck are you chad's doing here? Get a taylored suit and go to a bar and blow 300 dollars away. Then some vapid slut can take your virginity. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29782931
>>29783275
i'm reporting this thread to the effbeeaye
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>3 dollars in my name
>held my oneitis'e hand
>for some reason, right when I could have her I just couldn't feel the love anymore
>at some normie dance and this very attractive girl that flirted with me in class puts her hand on my back and looks into my eyes
>feel like she's a machine or a robot in that moment
>virgin

holy shit
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>>29782569
I'll be your wife if you agree to make me at least 5 children
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>>29782683
>>29782861
Fucking hyperkek

Origibal commeint
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>>29783623
shamelessly trying to grab that alimony huh
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