How do you say "Do i know you?" in filipino?
Kill yourself pinoys are subhuman
>currently trying to get with a pinay girl from pof
>>29782438
filipino people are the nicest people i've ever encountered
>>29782476
>>29782498
thats great...
now please translate what i just posted
>>29782438
"Mahilig ako sa titi"
>>29782540
so its "kilala ba kita"
>>29782573
A much fancier way of saying it is "Sa sibuyas may tigas." or "ang buhay ay parang spaghetti, minsan pataas, minsan pababa."
"pi tag ba fillmia"
>>29782590
how do question marks work in philippines?
>>29782638
We use the question mark the same way any english speaking person does.
Also, the actual translation for those sentences are "In onion there is strength" and "Life is like spaghetti, sometimes it goes up, sometimes it goes down"
Chupa mi pito pendejo?
>>29782438
Anuk ng puta
>>29782707
but what does that mean?
>>29782779
The first one is a stupid rewording of the famous sentence "in union there is strength". Doesn't really have a meaning. Anon made it up.
The second one is one of those ironic meme bullshit parodying a very trashy filipino song called "Spaghetti pababa".
>>29782858
shit nigga, all of this is because this filipina sent me a friend request. now she texted me "hndi bkt?". whats that?
>>29782858
The spaghetti song is sung by the Sexbomb dancers. They're probably one of the most ratchet "celebrities" in this country. They're the type of girls you see in pornhub giving a rimjob to a foreigner then taking it up the ass.
>>29782910
"No, why?"
You foreigners should be careful fucking around with filipina girls. You might fall in love with a fucking gold digger. Make sure you find one that doesn't need your money (ie: someone who has a well paying job).
>>29782954
im not gonna fall in love, and even if i did she's thousands of miles away.
how do i say "you sent me a friend request" ?
like "ipinadala mo sa akin ng friend request", is that correct?
>>29782992
Just say "in-add mo ako dito sa facebook pero di mo ako kilala?"
Which means "You added me on facebook but you don't know me"
>>29783022
cool
ill update what happens soon
>>29783103
Could you post a picture of her?
>>29783120
on r9k? f no
>>29783120
but ill show you a piece of her
i still probably fucked myself
>>29783322
Looks like your run of the mill probinsyana. Country folk.
>>29783342
should i just accept her friend request
>>29783429
It won't do you any harm. Won't do you any good either. Follow your heart
if i went to philippines with my programming degree, could i get rich and land me a ton of nice filipna pussy? Ive heard girls talk about me behind my back saying im cute in freshman highschool days, and i can run up 1000ft in 25min.
>>29783787
ah ill just make a thread about this
>>29782438
OP is just trying to count how many Filipinos are on /r9k/. This is a disguised survey census thread. Nice try but you can't fool me.
>>29782498
FACT: They also have the most beautiful girls in the world
>proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQPYFg2Uv1g
>>29782498
I called them fucking little people and they just laugh at me and said i am big guy and even told me to watch for the doors because I bump my forehead
>>29782573
It's this one OP
>>29782540
This one says I love penises
>>29782590
"The onions, that's where it's hard" or something
Second bit is "Life is like spaghetti, sometimes it goes up, sometimes it goes down"
>>29784900
>frequently hang out in UP Town Center
>cuties everywhere
>realized i'll never spend time with a qt filipina
>tfw i just want to shoot up the whole place
>>29782438
Why do you need to talk to her in tagalog? Just fucking talk in English. It's not like you should try hard to get a flip girl. All you gotta do is have pale skin.
>>29785893
really? they like foreign whiteys?
>>29785907
That's what they are taught in schools.
t.flip teacher
>>29785921
oh shit, so me a strong white rich male just walks on a philippine street am i going to get stared at? stalked? asked to come inside one of their houses?
>>29785481
What do you do here? You have a job?
>>29785937
yes, and robbed of everything they could extort from you including your dignity
>>29785481
So you're not White? If you're White, even if you're, 2/10, you will automatically have a qt Filipina.
>>29782438
Putang ina mo lumayas ka sa harapan ko
:)
>>29782498
You dont know shit! school is a living hellhole here
but I guess school is hell in general/everywhere
