>just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents
>they got confused so I had to explain what trap meant
>mum looks visibly disgusted after I use the phrase young crossdressers
>try and explain the idea of how all men find cock appealing
>dad has none of it and keeps encouraging me to just accept that I'm gay
>mum stays silent the entire time
>dad asks me if I'd suck a dick
>say I wouldn't suck a normal guy's dick
>asks me if I'd suck a tranny's dick
>say it's not gay if she's feminine looking
>insists I'm gay and tries to comfort me
>mum still dead silent
>get up and go to my bedroom
>>29781400
They are right, you know.
Liking dick in any way = gay
You're just a gay man who likes transsexual man.
>>29781400
Why even bring it up you fucking faggot. As if you'll ever want to be in a relationship with a trap, they get fucking disgusting as they age. By 80 it's literally a balding old man with tits get your life on track you disgusting fuck
>>29781467
My mum walked in on me watching shemale porn
why the fuck are you having such conversation with your parents? Are you retarded?
Also props to your dad for not burning you St the stake you fucking degenerate
>>29781400
I know this is bait, but yes, if you like penis OF ANY SORT (it is the male genitalia), then you are technically gay (bisexual if you like female genitalia as well)
>>29781467
If the trap is on HRT that would most likely stop balding.
>>29781400
I know this thread isn't real as theres nobody that is THAT unaware of everything
Also pretty much impossible to be that autistic.
Eitherway because you took the time to write this shit story, just accept you're a faggot.
>>all guys like cock
You're a faggot, and most likely mentally ill, actually being gay is a mental illness
>>29781515
no you're not technically BI, you're just a faggot. Men can't be bi
>>29781400
>try and explain the idea of how all men find cock appealing
Dear lord your poor mother
>>29781400
There's nothing feminine about a penis. Get over yourself.
Just accept that you're gay or bi
>>29781400
>>say it's not gay if she's feminine looking
yeah its bait but yea, this is true. everyone needs to face this
>>29781560
Are you literally autistic?
Homosexuality was dropped off the mental illness list years ago. Homosexuality is a sexual orientation you retard.
Also, bisexuality is real you autistic asshole. You can like both vag and penis.
>>29781566
>absolutely nothing feminine
You sound wild homosexual OP, maybe cuz you actually are gay.
>>29781624
Yeah so the body it's attached to is pale and kinda female looking but the PENIS IS STILL THERE AND ITS MASCULINE
>>29781663
>shrimpy lil cut cock
>masculine
>>29781663
>girltinkler
>manly
What's it like to be on the wrong side of history?
>>29781723
>>29781704
Penises are inherently masculine and you are both gay
>>29781400
you like dudes bruh
you chose a weird way to come out but it is what it is
>>29781607
>not being a mental illness
>liking both vag and dick
pick one and only one
No need to damage control over you being actually just gay
>>29781663
>>29781754
Yeah but it's a girly penis.
>>29781663
I'm not gay but I'd suck that penis and let it in my ass desu
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O-j4JB5XufQ
trap lovers
I fucking hate all of you. YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT IF YOU LIKE TRAPS. IT IS COMPLETELY GAY YOU FUCKING MENTALLY ILL DEGENERATES.
I don't even care if this is b8, but the fact that this shit incessantly appears tells me there's some kind of faggot ass agenda that has been brewing for... well, ever. The fuck ever happened to just wanting to fuck pussy?
All of you disgust me. It's not even a matter of if, but when, you prisonfaggots get discovered I hope you kill yourselves.
>triggered
Yes. I am. Just exhausted from this bullshit.
>>29781893
>The fuck ever happened to just wanting to fuck pussy?
We do!Boypussy.
Just say that you are bisexual
Jesus christ
>>29781919
Look I don't care if you want to fuck boipucci, just call it what it fucking is: gay.
Nobody cares if you're gay. Just stop trying to mystically rearrange semantics like a fucking woman that doesn't want to be held accountable for her actions.
Faggots, man. I swear.
>>29781958
You don't understand! I'm straight for boypussy.
>>29781400
Even if OP is making up a story for laughs, there's anons around here that are still in denial about their homosexuality. It is not a boipucci, it is not a feminine dick, and they're most definitely not a she, no matter how many estrogen pills they pop a day. It's ok to be gay, anon, just embrace your faggotry and stop pretending you don't like men.
>>29781995
But I don't like men, I like traps. It's completely straight.
>>29781985
>>29782014
Terrible, b8. I hope you don't get too caught up in your emotions and cry before you go to sleep, man. It's alright to be gay.
>>29781400
Wanna go clubbing? I know a really cool place that just reopened.
>tfw trap
>tfw i will never have a strong taller than me asian bf :_:
>>29781791
>girly
>penis
pick one
>>29781400
>liking traps isn't gay
Sounds like someone has been browsing /gift/ too much and shitting up the tg threads on /aco/ and /d/. KYS faggot.
>>29781400
Did you explain the concept of a feminine penis?
If you like only traps, you're a faggot. Now, if you like girls and a girl turns out to be a trap, it's straight. You're attracted to her as if she's a girl, even though that is an obvious mistake and it's a man. Doesn't make you gay.
Just look up "pederasty." Boyfucking has been around since antiquity.
>>29782142
>a apple
the fuck
>>29781484
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAH
fucking hell mate
>>29782187
What a relief, I thought I was gay.
>>29782142
>a apple
triggered tbqh
>>29781400
You could have just said that you're attracted to femininity in all of its incarnations, regardless of gender.
If you are a trap, you are a male who possesses and strives to possess feminine qualities. That's the beginning and end of it.
>>29782255
Painful pic
>>29782356
painful thread
So we can all safely say OP is a faggot.
But what about futa? An anime girl with huge tits and a nice dick? Is that gay?
>>29784389
The bigger of the dick, the gayer you are
Sorry but you're a gigafaggot
>>29781400
It's like you guys WANT to be autistic
detachable paaaynusss
>>29784953
King missile noice
F A G
orangino comentato
>>29781467
To be honest anyone would look shit by 80, anon. Anyone. Age come to us all.
You are delusional, OP. kek
You are gay and hate gay people for no reason, so you find excuses how you are not gay to protect your childish "muh manhood" world view.
Just be a full blown faggot already, no one minds. Seriously. Your dad seems like a cool dud. Your mom sounds like a passive aggressive cunt if she expresses disgust at something that moves you. Don't let that get to you, it does not matter what parents think about us, they didn't ask us if we want to be born so they might as well put up with us becoming people with different ideologies, preferences and skill sets than they wanted us to have. It's none of their business. Just stop lying to yourself. Being a homosexual is the opposite of a big deal.
If america is actually still so shitty that it is, move to Europe, bro. You deserve not to be judged.
>>29781400
Your dad sounds funny as fuck.
Also you're a faggot lol
>>29781400
I hope this is real.
>Dad being fine with you being a faggot
>>29781400
This is the kind of discussion you keep on this fucking board and not have with your normie parents
Just tell them you are a bisexual, how hard is this it's fucking 2016. You can make up a fucking gender and have a sjw support group to tell you what a great snowflake you are. Bi is basically the new hetero in terms of being a normal human bean.
>>29781400
Just because I would suck a dick doesn't mean I'm gay
>>29781400
Come on op just admit you're gay
Of course, this isn't original
