Try to come up with the most original post that hasn't been used yet.
I want my gf to get blacked
I like to spend time with my girlfriend on the weekends.
I want to kill myself more with each passing day
dick-butt
mom made tendies , but i want kale.
I'm always sad
It appears my superiority has led to great controversy
>>29781232
most original post that hasn't been used yet
I should just die
I want to die alone today.
I want a robot boyfriend.
>a board
>for VIRGINS
>>29781232
theres nothing wrong with being a woman
Shouldn't it be the least original?
>>29781232
literally just stop
>>29781232
top this fgts >>29782099
>>29781232
I'm genuinely happy right now
>>29781232
I'm not a cuck. I juse like watching my step sons mother get #blacked
aguante el faso
>>29781232
ROBOT9001 has never been greater.
tow
My mom calls me Long Dong Silver
I am content with the way my life is right now.
>>29781232
One Piece, Naruto, Bleach and DBZ are actually really good anime.
Trash snack
>>29781232
Someone bring back Cuckio
I FR*CKING HATE NORMIES!
>>29782136
normies are right
batrachophagous
Guys, females aren't that bad
>>29781521
most originaI post that hasn't been used yet
Sol means Sun.
Sometimes when I go to sleep at night...
I hope I never wake up.
i like being a robot
SHAGA BAGA WAGA DOKI TOKI TOKI VUDUDU VADADA
Martin Spivak
l'm a robot.
>>29781232
Women aren't evil
/r9k/ is a good board and I genuinely enjoy coming here.
One day, you stupid fuck, you're gonna say the wrong shit to the wrong people, and you'll get your fucking dick beaten. You're gonna get punched in the genital area so fuckin' hard, your dick'll just fall off. And then, you fucking shithead, won't be able to masturbate to that pedo shit lolicon anymore. And I'll be fuckin' laughing my ass off the entire time. So good fucking luck to you, you miserable faggot.
>>29781232
Fuck women man!
Sometimes I like to call suicide help hotlines and flirt with the operators because I know they won't hang up on a person easily.
I'm not normal.
I honestly want to die
As long as you be yourself.
l'm completely happy with my life.
I'm completely happy with my life.
You dont have friends?
twb
l'm compIeteIy happy with my Iife.
Everyone on this board is going to die a virgin.
l'm completeIy happy with my Iife.
I think traps are gross.
I'm completeIy happy with my Iife
I'm compIeteIy happy with my Iife
shaft
I'm compIeteIy happy with my life
I'm completeIy happy with my life
I kissed a girl once
>>29781232
airplanes r fun
l kissed a girl once
l kissed a girI once
>>29782217
What's actually wrong with one piece? Watched the thriller bark arc and thought it was breddy good.
I like traps so that means I'm gay
>>29781232
IM GONNA KlLL MYSELF
>>29781232
l'm alone
I love moot
If I won the lotto tomorrow, well I know, I wouldn't bother goin' on no spendin' spree
I'd pick up business school and pay the entrance fee
Then maybe if you're lucky you'll stay friends with me
Niggers aren't that bad.
Moth girlfriend.
I've found genuine happiness.
tomorrow is a new day
Wow this board is for loosers, unlike me hehe.
This thread is really enlightening as to the character of this board.
>>29784536
It will be a good day tomorrow.
>>29784058
/threaderinodino
>>29782917
Jesus christ what the fuck
not even this comment was original
I dislike chicken tendies
My black neighbors are very respectful, quiet and friendly.
buttmilk
ZlMBABWAY
Hi, I want some 8 dimensional hyper donuts with at least 4 platonically solid 3 dimensional antimatter nuggets. Drinks? Yeah, some sweet Bose-Einstein condensate is nice, yeah, turn oWff quantum theory for my food. Turn on gravity.
Wait! Can I please get discount human? My cousin from the 27th dimension want's to prove his theories of the human mind for his eleventy first project for his earth sapience and sentience project. Yes, please adapt him to the hyperhyperhyperhyper......Oh, you get it? Thanks. of the 27th dimension. Yes, I'd gladly pay 5 3-sphere's for the spinning asymptotic graph. It's called Gabriel's horn? thanks for everything. It's for an experiment. I'll just insert that to the human's mind haha! My cousin's sure gonna get that 3 dimensional representation of a forth dimensional uranium-235 klein bottle.
Oh. A survey? ... Here. I'm done. My name? Silly me, I forgot it's dfylu. No, qpdyu, actually snusjcdj. Oh sorry, I didn't know you're abstract-disabled. Just describe my names as "somewhat teleporty, kills you when you say it without proper protection, teleports when only half protected, to at least plus minus 3.7 fundamental realities."
>>29784814
This comment is quite comfy. I like it.
>>29784631
understandably unused
Chad is a cool guy
Normies should leave!
I desire a gf.
>>29781232
I am very pleased with my life
I love life and my supportive family
I really love my sexy girlfriend
I am happy with my current life
te quiero
I love the world.
ysj
I have never thought about suicide.
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Istanbul
I fucked my mum
niggerbox for fatshaming sjw on the daily baisis
Being gay is normal
Le trollface
I come to this board because I hope I find a robot bf who will love me as much as I love him and take my virginity.
>>29781232
I can has cheezeburger?
My child arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay
He learned to walk while I was away
And he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew
He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, Dad
You know I'm gonna be like you"
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, Dad
I don't know when, but we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then
My son turned ten just the other day
He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let's play
Can you teach me to throw", I said "Not today
I got a lot to do", he said, "That's ok"
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed
And said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him"
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, Dad
I don't know when, but we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then
Well, he came from college just the other day
So much like a man I just had to say
"Son, I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while"
He shook his head and said with a smile
"What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys
See you later, can I have them please"
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home son
I don't know when, but we'll get together then, Dad
You know we'll have a good time then
I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and the kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"
And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
>>29781232
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>>29784613
Haha, memed you lad
