Are you a good person, /r9k/? Tell me a bit about yourself. Prove to me that you're not shit, and then tell me why you're on this board if you're not shit.
>>29779191
>Are you a good person, /r9k/?
Yeah I would like to think so. I am not a bad person at the very least.
I am a college student, I browse /r9k/ in my free time, not much else to know about me
>>29779227
Does this mean you're normal, in a sense?
No, I'm not a good person.
I cheated and raped an ex girlfriend.
I am a tranny freak.
I used to hide under my blankets and cry myself to sleep pretending i was homeless to stimulate feeling. I am a coward and weakling. I take offense at everything. People are sad to me and I only feel sadness for them but I don't do anything I just like pitying them.
>>29779242
>in a sense?
in what sense
I don't really have friends or... anyone else reallyexcept parents
but I would say I am quite normal mentally and physically yeah
>>29779258
...maybe you should add me.
>>29779269
So you're a normal person that just stays inside, then?
>>29779191
Nah.
I don't think I'm a bad person. Never hurt anyone who wasn't immediately physically trying to hurt me first. But I've not done anything to qualify myself as "good," y'know?
Like, neutral is the default state. You have to either excel or fail to move from there. And I just... haven't.
Who knows, though. Maybe I've helped or hurt someone without ever realizing the impact. /r9k/ is full of stories about strangers doing that.
>>29779430
So what're you doing at the bottom of the internet?
Nah not really. I badly want to ask out one of my 16 year old coworkers so that I can fuck her because she's a pretty solid 6/10 and I am like a 5/10 at best so she wont' say yes but I desperately want to fuck her.
Average girls appeal to me so much because it feels like I actually have a shot with them.
I also make shitton of Columbine jokes, mass shooting jokes, I named some of my CS GO guns after mass shootings, and I told my friend some joke about how it's okay to rape kids because they haven't hit puberty yet to get pregnant off of it. To be fair we usually just try to out-edge each other, it's our way of giving each other shit, but I am really a paranoid douchebag inside who desperately wants love but will never be worthy of it or willing to put in the effort.
I barely have a libido anymore. I realize now how much I masturbate out of habit and of wanting to destroy my own sexuality.
I will probably never ask out a girl agani because the second someone else makes her laugh I feel inadequate.
I want to buy some guns to compensate for my broken masculinity but there is nothing to shoot with them. Sometimes I wished hostile wolves / zombies were a real thing so I'd have something to kill without moral qualms. But I'm a dumabss and would get killed myself so that's fuckign retarded.
It feels good to get this off my chest. Not even going to bother correcting the spelling mistakes, fuck it.
>>29779545
You sound pretty nice, actually.
[email protected]
>>29779646
you want my email?
I just don't see why anything in my post made me seem appealing.
>>29779682
Go ahead and email me you contact info for whatever service you like to chat over, kay?
>>29779191
yep I'm probably neutral good because I do think most laws are fucking stupid
like charging someone with a drug-user report, say what?
My parents were emotionally neglectful and now I have avoidant personality disorder.
I'm a charitable and selfless person but I am a compulsive liar as a way of compensating for said insecurities. I'm working on not lying though.
>>29779301
add you how?
>>29779744
Email me at
[email protected]
Yeah. I can't prove shit, but yeah, I'm completely certain I'm a good person. It matters to me. I'm hopelessly philosophical and I have developed a certain selflessness over time. Doesn't mean I'm any fun or even pleasant to be around. I'm very depressed. I have the assburger for sure and am very socially awkward. And I think I'm weak. I'm often unfriendly too because I lost motivation to socialize. I'm still very principled though.
One of thing that disgusts me the most about ""nice"" normies is the way they will treat those they do not need to treat well. Those who are too beneath them (and their peers), or those that truly have been brought down. I see it happen all the time. I always want to help them but there're rarely anything significant I can do. And I'm pretty messed up too...
>>29779702
Okay... I will, I just want to know why.
>>29779191
I think of myself as a good person. I usually keep to myself and provide others with common courtesy. I don't like to be around people more than I have to and I've been told I'm very blunt and relatively dense(in terms of social matters).
I'm also very paranoid about just everything in general having been exposed to numerous conspiracy theories from an early age, so it's very hard for me to connect with people who aren't very, very close friends or family members.
>>29779191
>Are you a good person, /r9k/? Tell me a bit about yourself. Prove to me that you're not shit
I don't self proclaim myself as a good person but everyone who knows me tells me I am a good person and they want to help me get a gf. I have no problem making friends and people like me a lot.
>then tell me why you're on this board if you're not shit.
I like to vent and I am a little bitter about women.
>>29779191
People say I'm good, but I wonder how much is truth versus perception. I can't help but internalize and express the emotional states of the people around me, like a flesh and bone ELIZA. If my father is sad, I'm sad; there is no real distinction.
I'm here because I'm maladapted to modern life. Too anxious to drive. Too awkward to interview well. I have no patience for paperwork. No lucidity for service jobs. No consistency in order to be punctual or thorough in my work.
I can't think of a single person who doesn't like me. But that's not gotten me anywhere in this world. The spirit of the earth is on life support. The frontiers have all been mapped, claimed and exploited. All that's left is the world of men -- paradoxically brutish and calculated. I've felt alienated all my life.
>>29779876
I'm... sort of curious, I suppose?
I used to be a really good person. Even though I didn't really have friends, the few people that were I would always go out of my way to make them happy or cheer them up, same with people at work, I would always volunteer to do extra work and stay late so other people wouldn't have to. I didn't mind being stepped on or anything like that, I was happy when I could be useful to someone or being able to put them in a better mood.
In general I'm a really shitty person, but when I had that great layer of fakeness that was everything I'm not (positive, cheerful, always smiling) it was nice, even if on the inside I felt like I was dying each day it was nice to be like that. Like the despair from it all was what kept me going. Then I moved away from it all and everything turned to shit. Now I'm just useless garbage that doesn't even go outside anymore.
>>29779492
Loneliness and sedatives. I'm pretty much a normie by the standards of this board. Doesn't stop me from being miserable.
>>29780014
Same, senpai. Do you think you could solve that loneliness?
>>29779191
I generally like to think I'm a good person.
I help out people when I can, and I like listening to people prattle on about their depression because we all need to get it out there sometimes. I'm a bit of a lazy fuck though, but I make up for it in sincerity.
I come here to relieve my nogf feels and to bitch about any random shit that happened today. Plus I need to get away from the festering putrid shithole that is /tv/ sometimes.
>>29779191
I used to be a good person. Then my fiance broke my heart. She was the only person i'd had sex with and we were gonna get married a month later, after 5 years being together.
I've slept with 2 hookers since then. Slept with my ex and with another girl at the same time as well.
Something broke, I don't give a fuck about cheating or not going to hookers anymore. Hell, I dont care about anything anymore.
Not good as in valuable. I work in a warehouse and earn like 25k per year.
But I am honest and kind. I do the right thing. In that sense I am a good person.
Goddamnit, none of the boys replied to my email.
When I was younger I was more overtly shit. I lied to look good, I manipulated people, I abused relationships, I was a social climber and full of myself.
Now as an adult I'm a spiteful, impotent, envious and bitter wastrel. I think bad things about people all the time. I mutter insults under my breath. I dwell on slights, percieved or no.
I've gotten old. Old and bitter. And I can't seem to change my situation to stop being so bitter about it all. So I let the hate stew in me, and poison all my relationships. I won't show how disturbed I am, but it's there.
The only thing that hasn't changed perhaps, is that I'm still full of myself.
>>29780036
I'm trying to, kohai. Going to a shrink on Friday. Walking several miles a day and eating a 1700 cal diet at 210 pounds to lose weight without feeling like shit. (That includes the booze, so I should probably be getting, y'know, real food in me more.)
Hell. I talked to a girl on the bus recently. Got her number. We talked for a while. She... honestly seemed like more of a robot than me. Didn't get the concept of meeting up and grabbing coffee or walking in the park to get to know someone, but kept texting me for a month, despite being single.
There's always hope. But there's always the chance that something horrible will happen again and I'll wind up living in a house with 17 cats again.
>>29780106
Fuck off you crap normie
>>29780325
Every fella has a different hell to live, man.
I Keep to myself.
I'm a bit of a vindictive faggot.
so I guess that makes me a soso person.
>>29779928
Okay. I'll do it. Why not. Probably won't be able to reply til tomorrow though.
>>29780322
Hey, congrats. Sounds like you're doing a good job. Glad you're getting less lonely, also she sounds cute. Hope the cats thing doens't happen.
>>29780440
Alright, cool. Talk to you then.
>>29780325
I failed to mention that i havent had a single friend(besides the ex) since middle school.
>>29780497
Thank you.
As for the house, I called itMeowschwitz. It drove the owner of the house bugfuck nuts. But that was the only sane response to an insane environment.
Doubt the girl will work out, but hell... The fact that I got that far means I'm not as far gone as I thought.
I have a strong sense of morality and don't do anything that is wrong to the best of my abilities. I mostly do neutral things.
Well actually I just try my best to pretend I don't exist. I've been more or less a total shut-in for the past four years with deteriorating mental health who wastes time browsing 4chan/playing video games/masturbating to increasingly taboo pornography.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZXPX0CiQI
>>29780318
Hey, at least you're self-aware which is more than can be said for most people
>>29780581
That's honestly pretty great. I mean, shit situation but I love the name.
She might, to be fair. And you seem okay to me.
>>29780636
Are you a fucking witch? She just texted me after 10 days of silence.
>>29781157
Damn right I am, and my magic is free. Happy to hear!
Compared to the average person who has the same living standards as me, I think I'm only slightly better in practiced morals but worse in terms of actual achievement.
By my own standards in both, I'm not a good person. If someone tells me my standards are too high, I wouldn't care that much.
If someone tells me my high standards are keeping me back from developing into a healthy individual, I will tell them to fuck off in the politest way I can. Yes, my morals are very much in line with /pol/'s traditionalist aspect.
I don't know how to prove any of this.
I'm on this board to see congratulate any robot who delivers on his weird as fuck little project or agenda, no matter how petty, that usually fucks with normies, and to laugh when they spectacularly fail. It's bombshell funny when they fall flat(even if it does hurt inside a bit), but absolutely awe-inspiring, glorious and admirable when they achieve.
I've learned not to hate people for being losers, and I've learned that it also doesn't mean I shouldn't praise winners. Sometimes losers are winners, and it's great to see.
I still don't have a good impression of "recovering robots". Something feels disingenuous about them. It's the worst form of humblebragging to post here. I'd rather have them be regular asshole bragging, desu.
>>29781308
I'm probably your polar opposite. Degenerate trash. Low standards. I go to the food bank when I have hundreds of dollars in the bank. Proud of it. Really, the only thing I agree with you on is laughing at successful robot projects that fuck up normies. Hell, I'm the fella upthread that's trying to recover, or at least not fall completely into the robot pit.
But y'know what? You seem pretty goddamn decent, just like you need to pull a stick out of your ass.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
>>29781433
Hope you recover, just don't tell anyone here you did. Unless you're blatantly shitposting them with the abject arrogance of a real Chad.
>>29779191
i'm a shitty person
i'm not a good person, i'm not an evil person, i'm just a boring and shitty person, worse than scenery, worse than a cog in the machine, a mistake, an evolutionary failure that exists for no purpose other than to bring misery to others
I guess there's been shittier people. I volunteer just because, don't think to bring it up much. But not even too deep down I am pretty shit so I belong here.
>>29781308
How are you worse in terms of achievement? Is that why you get off on seeing robots fail?
>>29779191
>falling for the good/evil dichotomy of an ancient desert death cult
Cuck.
I guess I'm a good person because I put people I care first instead of me. I like helping people but at the same sime I don't want to be burden, you know? I'd be always for everyone for whatever reason they want, that's something that I think makes a good person, but at the same time makes me want to hate myself.
>>29779191
I'm worse than a shitty person, I'm a coward, If I had any balls I'd be shitty but I'm so afraid of what people think of me that I'm this shy polite loner, you know the kid who barely talked to anyone and sat alone at lunch in high school. It haunts me what people thought about me back then. But yeah I love the gore threads or watching people suicide, if anyone found my loli folder I would an hero
>>29779191
I'm really not all that good of a person. I just have an excellent memory and I pretend to care about what people say. I can follow along and piece things together, but I really don't care much for other people. All I really care about is myself and my education.
>>29779191
I'm not a good person
Also , spooks
i am a bad person
i try to be good but i am bad
i love watching people get hurt or fail at things, i get a profoundly deep satisfaction from hearing about other people feeling emotional / physical pain
i was sent to rehab for an alcohol addiction and told my parents i would never drink again but i have relapsed many times without telling them
i was almost expelled for sending seriously racist, abusive messages to ex girlfriends (I am in fact racist and hate niggers and chinks)
i lie to people to impress them
all i care about is the ends, the ends justify every means
>>29781781
Spooky indeed.
I am a bad person. I created through negligence and killed a bunch of small animals. I don't know why.
I can't get how I feel about this through text, so I won't try. But my soul feels dirty and I know I've ruined my life, even if I'm the only one who would ever know.
>>29781630
Most people my age have many social connections and a large group of people who they feel they belong with. That's achieved through social interactions. They also got jobs they got through interviews and aggressive(by robot standards) self advertisement. Maybe they're in post secondary education, even if it might be for a useless degree they'll have to pay for during half their lifetime. They've probably been in a romantic relationship, something that doesn't just fall on to your lap. Many also drive regularly. Many live independently from their parents.
I'm 25 and neither of these things. I make more than most my age, but it's a manual labour job my dad got me. I have to work with that asshole as well.
It's not that I like to see robots fail, it just happens to be so goddamn funny when they do. Like the vegetable curry guy. It hurt deeply to read the part where he just finishes making curry quietly. But that whole deal about making curry just to have a chance to say a dumb line to a girl plus what actually ends up happening is undeniably sidelauching. Tragicomical gold.
I can't find the screenshot right now.
>>29779191
People's own explanations of whether or not they're good or bad (By whose definition, yours?) are mostly pointless, in the end it's their actions that matter most and speak volumes to their character. People can simply say whatever the hell they believe to be the most convenient and expedient. This post is no exception whatsoever.
