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>tell bf I don't care where we go for dinner
>he keeps asking me if I'd prefer this or that
>he takes 10 min to make a decision
>>29777784
vero?
but you do care you fuck
>>29777822
no
>>29777853
no really, I don't care
>>29777784
>be ugly
>bf doesn't even want to be seen in public with me
>basically spend all day alone, every second of every day alone
>unless he wants to fuck, then i spend my own money that i earn at my minimum wage job, to drive 45 min so that he can use me as an onahole and then drive back
>the internet is my only friend
>go online after a long day working fastfood hell and see 10/10 quirky alt internet Staceys and 10/10 slutty bimbo Staceys have thousands of orbiters falling over themselves to spend time with them
>not even one person, not even the person that FUCKS me, occasionally, to talk to
>nothing
>even my parents ignore me, except to yell at me to wash my uniform
Being an ugly woman is the worst punishment in the world. What the fuck did I do in a past life?
>>29778195
>say local mom & pop
no
>say boigah king
no
>say chinese
no
>say mexican
no
>say pho
isn't that chinese?
>no
no
>say steaks
no
>uhhh... italian?
we ate italian style things 2 days ago
etc etc
>>29777784
when a girl says this how acceptable is it to take her to a family restaurant with a bar section where the wings are godly and they don't judge me for ordering beer every 10 minutes?
>>29778269
hm, you sound like youd be spoiled with me
current GF loves doing stuff with me, but hates doing stuff that I want to do haha
she can barely be convinced to hang at my place without being annoying and "bored" 10 minutes into it but loves doing nothing with me at her place unless were fucking which is the only real benefit I get out of her
>chad hasn't texted me for 5 minutes
>my beta orbiter didn't get me the type of chocolate that I wanted
>>29778316
I wouldn't be shit. Because I'm ugly. It's not my bf's fault. I'm sure he'd be just as great as you are to your pretty, normie gf.
>>29777784
>tfw no gf to feed my home cooking to
>she will never wolf down one of my chorizo burritos and then curse me from the toilet as the peppers break in her small intestine
>>29778363
are you fat or just naturally uggo?
>implying not b8
I just moved in with my two boyfriends.
I'm digging the poly thing a lot right now, so many cuddles and the extra person helps a ton with house work and stuff.
>>29778408
natural an uggo
trying to lose 20ish pounds so i can be super skelly (80lbs) but i think ive decided that i give up. food is the only (cheap) thing that makes me feel happy anymore, might as well get fat. it's my only friend.
>>29778446
why not just do drugs and be a skelly? then you don't have to eat
>>29777784
why don't you grow a fucking spine and make your own decision for once?
>>29778475
>cheap
>cheap
I can't afford drugs on minimum wage, with debt. Plus I like opiates (not really conducive with weight loss) and I don't want to become a junkie, it seems like it gets to the point where it becomes uncomfortable and horrible, like when you're an itchy, homeless, smelly mess.
>>29777784
My girl does the same to me. The worst is when she says she doesn't care but rejects my choices. Fuck that shit, just give me a goddamn place.
>>29778532
I lost a good deal of weight when I shot heroin regularly
>>29777784
You're bf sounds like an absolute beta. You should dump him and join some Chad's harem
>>29778443
gross. fuck offf
>>29778532
Post face, I'm sure someone will give you a self esteem boosting cum tribute
>>29778555
Probably because you couldn't afford to eat? I know a few junkies and they're fat.
I know when I get high I can't stomach food before or after, it ruins everything and feels like a big brick in my stomach, but I think some people can still eat I guess.
>>29778446
Since you're not fat, post a pic and I bet you'll have 8 robots throwing attention at you.
It's very hard for a non-fat girl to be a true uggo
>>29778576
I don't want sex. I know I can get sex.
I don't want anything anymore. I know I won't ever find someone that likes me as much as I like them. I've given up.
>>29778446
Bet your a 6/10 qt.
>>29778591
Post pic! I wanna know if you're as ugly as you make out
>>29778591
sounds like you either need suicide or the asylum
>>29778624
>>29778595
>>29778581
I'm not posting a picture. I know this site way too much and I know you will make fun of me. That's what happened before.
People either outright bully me, or use me for sex. I've given up.
>>29778269
Go wash your uniform you ugly slob. And get a better bf.
>>29778648
Well you're a woman so you are for sex, but you might be qt on top of that.
>>29778269
>unless he wants to fuck, then i spend my own money that i earn at my minimum wage job, to drive 45 min so that he can use me as an onahole and then drive back
Then don't let him do that?
>>29778648
>>29778624
>>29778595
>>29778581
>>29778576
>>29778408
See you're already getting attention. Post pic, I just want to see what a low self esteem girl that doesn't realize she's a qt looks like.
>tfw still thinking about emotionally abusive ex
>>29778580
When taken in pill form I can't eat either. At the beginning of shooting up one of the first thoughts I'd have after finishing a shot was what I was going to eat next. When I got dependant I couldn't eat to save my life when I wasn't high, which was often. But yeah, why waste money on food anyway?
>>29778269
>the internet is my only friend
>10/10 quirky alt internet Staceys and 10/10 slutty bimbo Staceys have thousands of orbiters falling over themselves
>Being an ugly woman is the worst punishment in the world
my ugly sister. i feel your pain.
>>29778702
Yes I've realized tonight that I'm never going to see him again because I'm going to quit my fast food wage cucking and live off of my parents. I won't need the money to leave the house.
But it's hard because no one is nice to me. It's hard to explain to you guys but online or offline NO ONE is nice to me. 99.9% of people are rude as heck. So when someone shows me the least bit of kindness or attention, something that normal people experience all the time from everyone around them, I get very attached.
>>29778702
>Then don't let him do that?
Implying women don't enjoy sex
>>29778752
>still gets sex regularly though teehee
>>29778688
Sorry I'm not qt. world doesn't revolve around qts. Sorry to disappoint.
>>29778749
Huh. Really makes you think.
>>29778752
Yep. Glad to know someone else knows how much it sucks.
>>29778754
I'll be nice to you if you want to be my friend. I don't have any.
>>29778735
Emotionally abusive? What does that even mean?
>fembots
>have bfs and aren't virgins
>>29778735
>when your bf still pines over his emotionally abusive ex sometimes
If some of you are really that lonely you should post a throwaway email or something. Robots will give you a stupid amount of attention. I already chat with anyone on this board that's feeling down to try to help them
>>29778872
why? why take time to help some loser you will never see?
>>29778809
>>29778754
On second though, forget that offer.
It's probably best that I stay alone.
>>29778773
i don't. i've never had sex.
>>29778752
She says as she casually rejects her ugly male counterparts. Fucking kill yourself.
>>29778872
Don't do this.
I'm ugly fembot number 1. Robots just use you for sex. Who do you think my bf is?
>>29778813
Taking advantage of your emotions to belittle you and treat you like shit. Emotionally abusive assholes will usually be nice and loving to you in the beginning and once they've build up a bond with you, they take advantage of that to start treating you like shit in order to gratify their ego. It creates a sort of Stockholm Syndrome-like effect for a lot of the abused. Usually people with horrible personality disorders like borderline and narcissistic personality disorders pull shit like this.
>>29778901
What does this even mean?
Origino
>>29778907
i don't reject anyone. i hate myself so much that i didn't leave my house except for therapy for over 8 years. it didn't help.
how about you, you piece of shit? got friends? if so, shut your bitter fucking mouth. you don't know what it's like to be alone.
>>29778898
Anyone on this board matters because they're human. Helping others helps me.
>>29778919
A good amount of them yeah, but I know some that aren't about that life. Not to mention the girls ITT that directly relate.
>>29778957
10 years /nofriends/ here. not really a phenomenon on this board.
>>29778919
I had a girlfriend that had stupidly low self esteem. I read all this red pill bullshit that is meant to be used on girls that get a ton of attention in real life. She stops talking to me because she thinks I didn't like her and was using her for sex.I thought about her everyday for a year after that
>>29778995
I don't think any man on the planet will actually want anything from an ugly girl except sex.
>>29778919
Those aren't robots. Real robots wouldn't even let you get close to them because they have too many problems and don't want to add another one to the list.
>>29778957
All you need to do is go to a bar and stand around for, like, half an hour. Bam. Instant bf. You've got no excuse. Anyone where would kill to have you as their gf, but what do you do? You come here and fucking whine and moan, and you do that in front of people you'd never even dream of touching. You quite literally would not give any of these guys the time of day. No no no, he needs to be handsome, you tell yourself. He needs to be charming. Well, you're neither. I'd strongly suggest hopping down off that high horse before you come here complaining about being alone. You're a terrible fucking cunt.
>>29778919
Probably a failed normie just like you senpai
>>29779030
honestly why would they want sex from uggos? probably easier to just hire a hot whore if you want sex. is your bf jewish?
>>29777784
>fembot
out
>bf
OUT
>going out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I get this is b8 but this is pretty much women.
>>29779068
Yes my bf is broke and a lot of guys are.
Plus a lot of guys feel dirty for paying for sex.
>>29779030
I'm sorry that your experiences have made you feel this way. It sounds like whoever you've interacted with in your life so far hasn't treated you like a person before anything else.
>>29779068
I have a prostitute fetish and I still wouldn't hire one. I'm not that far gone yet.
>ask gf what she wants to eat
>says she doesn't care
>offer multiple suggestions
>"no I don't want that"
Indecisive women are the so fucking annoying
>>29779071
wow
and yet
i am still here
>>29777784
>Gf says she's hungry
>Ask her what does she prefer because I value what she wants
>Like a cunt, she doesn't make their effort to decide what to tell me what she prefers
>Don't want her to eat at a place she will later regret
>"I don't care, lets just eat anywhere"
>We dine at steakhouse where food isn't as cheap
>"Ugh, this food is so shit. We could had just ate Burger King"
>>29779129
>they are indecisive
>doesn't just pick one
oh anon.....
>>29778866
Sounds like you're a bit of a rebound if he still isn't over her unfortunately. Those types of relationships really leave a scar and take a long time to fully heal from.
>>29779048
>All you need to do is go to a bar and stand around for, like, half an hour.
no. i'm ugly. girls like me get ignored or worse.
and no, i see what kind of girls you post and call "average" and tear apart. i'm uglier than them. no guy will ever truly be attracted to me. i would love a slightly autistic robot boyfriend but i feel badly about myself and can't make contact. you telling me to go to a bar proves that you are not an actual robot and are just here to pretend.
you assumed all kinds of things about me that are wrong. i'm trying not to wallow here but my lack of companionship is as real as any robot and it's not all my fault.
>>29779023
yes, 12 years no friends for me. but i'm a girl so that can't be possible. i just have to go outside and everyone will flock to me, right? do you know what it's like to hear that over and over?
This whole fucking thread is a massive whinefest
>waah you don't know what it's like to suffer look how bad I have it
These threads are always absolute fucking cancer and you should feel bad for posting in them, roastie whores and beta orbiters alike
>>29778269
How ugly are you? Can you post a picture?
>>29779270
how old are you?
original memes in question
>>29779213
Fuck you whore
Hope you get raped by a pack of niggers
>>29779297
I'm neither of these things. Suck on that
>>29779298
Ok fine, but please don't bully
>>29779270
>N-no guy cares for female uglies, Anon
>>29779367
On the off chance you genuinely posted a picture of yourself, I think you're cute anon, would be happy to be seen in public with you.
>>29779367
>.gif
Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
>>29779367
If you cleared your acne and possibly lost some weight(going to assume you're fat since you seem average looking outside of acne), you'd be a solid 6 or 7/10. Not really as deformed as you make yourself out to be.
>>29779403
>Reverse google
Ayy lmao
Jig's up anon.
>>29779377
Robbie is also ugly
>>29779431
Oops you got me, but I think I proved my point on what would happen if she posted a real pic
>>29779357
Goodness me! What a witty and original remark!
Too bad it changes nothing. If anything, it further encourages me to remain, just in spite of you.
Daddy issues are a wonderful thing, anon desu.
Reminder that if you've ever had sex and your life is still shit you are a FAILED NORMIE and need to GET OUT
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29779465
how many times did your dad rape you? did it feel good? please tell
>>29779419
That's not me you newfag that pic has been posted ten thousands times on 4chan
>>29779403
>>29779419
Just reverse search the image you noobs. It's a picture as old as the internet.
>>29779367
You are cute, but I only had it open for a moment if it was actually a gif and just a jumpscare ;;
>>29779455
Kek, did you just google 'ugly girl'?
>bfs pee pee squarts in my mouth and he makes me swallow
>tfw it tastes bad
how do i make his stinky neet cum taste better?
>>29779516
Break up with him
>>29779452
He just looks normal. He's probably like 16
>>29777784
I thought women wanted to make decisions and not be told what to do. You're an adult, figure some shit out for yourself faggot
>>29779452
>Robbie is also ugly
No he isn't he just has fucked up teeth. Are you really comparing him to that ...THING that's a model?
>>29779527
that wouldnt make his cum taste better you nog.
>>29778269
I'll be your friend if you want famalam, what part of the world you from?
>>29779586
>>29779531
Robbie detected
>>29779367
>>29779403
>>29779411
>>29779419
>>29779495
Tineye: 23 results found
Nicely memed m8
>>29779270
Post a throwaway email, I'll fuck with anything @ this point. And if you're really freakishly ugly, you'll make me look great in comparison, so there's really no loss for me on my end.
>>29777784
Any other girls with hormonal imbalance?
I have high testosterone and I'm abnormally hairy. Like REALLY hairy. I see tons of naked guys in porn and I'm hairier than them. They look like they just have hair on their legs and the rest is just fuzz if anything at all. While I have REALLY thick long noticable hairs on my back and stomach. And a lot of other spots in my body where women don't grow hair, that aren't thick but definitely noticable when you look close. Like chest hair. Or hair on my upper arms, and thighs.
I think I'm hairier than most men. Seriously I'm gross lol
>>29779786
please post some pics. I honestly just want to see the forest that is supposed to be your pussy
>>29779765
*blocks your path, draws katana*
Trying to bother this nice girl, kiddo?
*tilts head, hat brim covers my eyes and my teeth shine in the moonlight*
Guess I'll have to teach you some manners!
*appears in front of you, cuts you into 1,000 pieces*
Nothing personell
>>29779786
That's kinda hot actually, in the sense that our offspring could be like a highest test mountain from GoT looking motherfucker.
>>29779786
You know you can shave/laser it off, right?
>>29779609
>Ugly bitch using her ugliness as an excuse detected
>>29779786
be my furry gf
>>29777784
>fem"bot"
>bf
>entitled judgmental roastie
FUCK OFF GET OFF MY BOARD YOU DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING
KILL YOURSELF ALREADY YOU ARE A PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29777784
>tfw I do that to my gf
>Ask because she usually does want something but won't say it until I suggest something
>End up getting an answer after asking a few times
Just give a random answer and he will probably just tell you where you are going.
>>29779027
Hey, I don't know if you're still in this thread, Just tell her why you acted the way you did. If she has low self esteem, then she might understand that you didn;t know how to talk with women and read from a source that said to do the wrong thing. It sounds like you do genuinly care about her, and if you tell her that I think she'll understand.
>>29779252
Oh yeah, I'm definitely a rebound, we started canoodling before they were 100% broken up. We're working on it though, its getting better.
>>29780015
Fuck off cunt
>>>/soc/ is your home
>>29779989
Thanks for the (You). Actually I got back together with her after a year of not talking. She was mentally unstable and stopped talking to me again after I moved a couple hours away.
I didn't feel so bad about it this time because I actually treated her nicely and tried to make it work.
>tfw always end up talking to legit autists on the internet
>tried dating 2 of them and it failed
>yet can't stop talking to autists
Why are autistic boys so frustrating?
>>29780294
Maybe because you're an autist too. As an autist, I find talking to other autists often incredibly infuriating and unpleasant.
>>29780294
you can always be my fat autist gf
>>29780361
I've been visiting therapists many times and no one found any signs of autism in me. The thing with autists is they are pleasant to hang around until they start acting like actual toddlers
>>29780424
>acting like actual toddlers
what do they do? I've never seen an autistic person
>>29780424
>autists are pleasant until they start acting autistic
>>29780294
come practice talking to autistic boys in this thread
>>29769336
>>29780294
because they're honest and logical.
if you have any emotions at all it can be hard to deal with. but they're also notoriously genuine which is rare in society. that's what i like about them. it's a trade off.
>>29780438
Not the person you're replying to but they might be talking about the meltdowns. When they get pissed they're horrible to be around, or have in public with you. I used to have to wrestle my brother to the ground when he'd start sperging out, he'd start breaking shit if I didn't. Probably carries over a bit to conversations too.
>>29780438
Some of the more seriously autistic people I've known lack any self-awareness and are so fixated on their narrow set of interests that it makes having any meaningful conversation with them almost impossible. They understand nothing about how other human beings think and react because they are so caught up in their own little world.
>>29780438
I used to have an autistic friend who literally cried everytime you tried to tried to talk honestly with her.
I tried to act an autistic russian bot but he was acting like a sad toddler clinging to his mother. He had mommy issues i guess.
I dated another autist who was obsessed about principles with anger management issues (he used to punch holes in his room walls)
Sadly i get along with autists very well
>>29780514
Oh yes the autistic meltdowns, lot of fun...
>>29780654
*tried to date
>Tfw emotional wreck
I need an emotional bf who would listen to my whiny bullshit desu. I'm lonely.
>>29780870
>I need an emotional bf who would listen to my whiny bullshit desu. I'm lonely.
k
>>29780870
I won't be your boyfriend but I'm lonely and I need friends
>>29780918
Can we wallow in our self pity together?
>>29780962
That'd be nice, I'm tired of being so alone. is there anyway to contact you?
>>29780870
as your bf, i would listen intently to any whining, no matter how innocuous your problem actually was, as long as i could be massaging your feet while you whine
>>29780991
What's your throwaway email?
>>29780870
>I need an orbiter to listen to me complain about the boy I actually care about
You're so fucking cruel, you deserve to be hit by a truck.
>>29781020
I'll make one now, give me a second
>>29781076
>orbiter
she said bf. unless the bar for "beta orbiter" has been lowered to "anyone who remotely has relations to a woman"
>>29781111
Checked
But, an "emotional bf" is really nothing but a glorified orbiter. He doesn't get her sexuality, Chad does. It's honestly even more pathetic than just orbiting.
>>29781020
>>29781088
[email protected]
It's nice to make friends sometimes, as long as it's platonic
>>29781139
>Fuck Chad
>Chad acts like a piece of shit towards you
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY HAVE HAPPENED
I AM LITERALLY IN DISBELIEF ABOUT HOW THESE CIRCUMSTANCES CAME ABOUT
THERE WAS LITERALLY ---NOTHING---~~ I COULD DO TO PREVENT THIS
>takes a birth control pill
>eats a skittle
>throws damp tampon at the wall
>fucks chad
>posts on r9k fembot feels
WE WUZ FEMBOTS N SHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>29781146
At least pretend you love me sometimes
>>29781139
You let him get comfortable.
Have you talked to him about this? If yes, why not just leave?
>>29781206
I'll try my best as long as we get to be sad together
these threads used to be slightly entertaining, but now they just remind me of real women, and that makes me sad
>>29781200
why do you bother clicking on these threads if you hate women? serious question.
>>29781336
the rage makes me feel alive
>>29781336
Because he doesn't hate women. He's just bitter and spiteful that women have ignored him all his life so he's taking his anger out on any girls that he can, and this thread is where he can identify and attack them. Given the opportunity he would date any cute girl that offered to be his girlfriend, I've seen this shit way to often
That's usually how it goes for most robots
>>29781336
>>29781445
you start needing outside help to feel things when you've been alone for so long, something you """"""""""""""""""""""""LE FEMBOATS""""""""""""""""""""""""" can never understand, because you live life on a literal tutorial mode.
can one of you bitches be my gf?
hi i have a bagina life is so hard pls respond i need a bf gibb throwaway i am a true fembot i am not a virgin HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>29781653
You're fucking stupid.
HURR I HAVE PENIS I CAN PEE STANDING UP AND DO NOT HAVE TO GIBE BIRTH HURR original comment DURR
>>29781445
i used to seek out things that made me feel angry. i guess it was for the same reason though i was too fuzzy to articulate it at the time. it seems that all i accomplished was desensitizing myself. most things don't affect me anymore. i feel like i've achieved some clarity because of this though and have realized that life is going to be what it always has been, not the happy future fantasy i used to hope for.
i'm pretty sure things aren't going to go well for me.
>>29781454
honestly, if i was a cute girl i'd offer to be one of their boyfriends because i think they could learn not to hate us all if someone actually gave them a chance. but i'm not, so i'll just stay alone. i'm not going to be anyone's practice girlfriend.
if anyone ever did that to me, i'm pretty sure i'd become an actual murderer, starting with him.
>>29781465
grass is always greener.
>>29781827
you sound mad roastie. the truth hurts doesnt it :^)
I've got a pretty satisfying relationship with my wife, who I've known for nearly half my life: I provide for her and in exchange she does everything around the house I need done that isn't "man's work" and she dotes on me.
She is much more agreeable than I am.
>>29779357
What's this boards obsession with niggers? Fuck off you reddit cuck.
f-f-fembot?
>>29783017
Is this a Jew ?
>>29783127
it's a supermodel
>tfw no qt korean bf to make hazel eyes bbs with
kill me desu
>>29780870
I can be there as a friend and (maybe) BF? I'm just really lonely as well, and I want someone to let out my impulses of affection on :(
>Throwaway skype: hellothere12311
>Throwaway email: [email protected]
>>29778856
This.
/r9k/ is our refuge.
No grills allowed.
don't forget when a female says ugly she means she is fat as fuck
>>29783549
no. sometimes it's both.
Kill all women. Rape and torture.
>>29781859
>practice girlfriend
I didn't even know something like this existed. From what I've seen guys that've never had a girlfriend usually take their first girlfriend pretty seriously. A bit too seriously in fact
Ghosted yet again
>>29783649
>t. fem""""""""""""""""'bot"""""""""""""'' attentionwhore
You deserve it
>>29783692
I'm a guy and I've been ghosted by a girl
>>29783704
Are you this fag here? >>29781146
>>29783727
yep. I didn't even want her to be my girlfriend. I honestly just wanted a friend
>>29783629
It's pretty common. Teenagers take their first g/f seriously, and I suppose guys who've never had one into their 20s. 'desperate to impress' is what I call it, because they feel as if they'll never have another chance, and that usually goes south because they let the woman walk all over them.
Though for most, a practice g/f is one of a 'lower class' than you, so you can fuck them, use them, and git gud at the sexing so you can move up the social ladder.
>>29783629
does this count when the woman is unattractive?
i've seen hundreds of matter-of-fact conversations on the internet about fucking a fat/ugly girl to get better at sex or relationships or just to get laid for fun (many of these conversations also include making her think you are actually her boyfriend and/or care about her) and then dumping her as soon as a better looking girl comes along. and this isn't even just on r9k. i've seen it other places. it makes me paranoid so i would rather be alone than lose the one thing that makes me feel like i have any dignity.
What the fuck is a fembot?
Femanons can't be robots, that's an oxymoron.
>>29783793
Jesus that's the same fear I have about getting cucked by a girl...
I feel like:
1. Most guys who do that are chad fuckboi types
and 2. There is such a thing as male redflags you know? They exist specifically to help you decide who's good for you and who's going to fuck you over
>>29783765
I remember my first girlfriend thought I was just pranking her and it was all some prank that me and my friends at the time would all laugh about when we first started going out because I was better looking than her and she was insecure and stuff. So I guess I can see where you're coming from but again. Like I said above. Redflags exist for a reason you know...
>tfw you're giving your first bj soon and you don't know what to do
Any girls have advice, for as long as I've been watching porn I don't know what actually feels good and what's just for show. My bf's a virgin too if it helps
>>29783951
my advice would be that you fuck off to /soc/
>>29783951
GET OFF MY BOARD STACY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT
>I'm huuuungry
>No, not there/I don't want to eat that
>>29783951
The way I like my wife to do it is to mostly use her lips on the underside, using her tongue only now and again to keep it from getting sore. She has a problem with dinging it with her teeth so I usually have her only take it into her mouth towards the end.
>>29783924
>Most guys who do that are chad fuckboi types
> There is such a thing as male redflags you know?
the issue is that the guys who used to be decent are now bitter and lots of them been indoctrinated (redpilled) to believe women are worthless and they are as unkind to women as the chads are naturally. i'd be just as scared of a robot doing this to me as anyone else. many of these guys claim they're not shallow but if they could have a stacy over me, they'd choose the stacy every time.
there are now people out there who will teach "beta" guys how to lie to and manipulate girls into believing they are loved. and anyway, even the ones who mean well are probably controlled by their dicks and would go for the hot girl if they thought they had a chance and dump me.
i always see guys pass up the more interesting, kinder, more considerate girl who they have things in common with for the girl who looks better.
in the past i used to hope i was wrong but i don't think i am.
>>29777784
IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING FEMBOT
FEMBOTS ARE """MEANT""" TO BE THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF ROBOTS
UNATTRACTIVE AND UNDESIRABLE
IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU DO NOT
BELONG
ON
THIS
BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29779367
clear acne, new hairstyle and work on your smile
youll be gucci
>>29783704
Why are you kids ruining the word ghosting? It doesn't just mean not replying to a stranger.
It means repeated ignoring of attempts by someone to contact you, usually as a way to break up (although you could do it to a friend, family member).
>>29784151
>me
>me
>me
go away, please, leave us alone already
>>29778269
>be ugly
>gf doesn't even want to be seen in public with me
>basically spend all day alone, every second of every day alone
>>unless she wants a funny pillow, then i spend my own money that i earn at my minimum wage job t o pay for the date, walk by foot 45 min so that we can meet for half hour then walk back
>the internet is my only friend
>go online after a long day working foxconn hell and see 10/10 quirky alt internet Jads and 10/10 slutty bimbo Tyrones have thousands of orbiters falling over themselves to spend time with them
>not even one person, not even the person that USES me, occasionally, to talk to
>nothing
>even my parents ignore me, except to yell at me to wash and tell me to fuck off their apartment
(which thez got for free from commies when young..
>Being an ugly man is the worst punishment in the world. What the fuck did I do in a past life?
fembots,
if you could press a button that would instantly kill 100 robots in exchange for sex with a male supermodel, would you?
>>29777784
>Girl: I dont want to choose what to eat, it is soo haaaard
>Boy:okey lets go for thai
>Girl: Yeeeww i dont feel like thai, how didn't you know that?
>Boy:Okey Pizza
>Girl:What? how could you say that, disgusting,
>Boy: whatever lets just have sushi then
>Girl:nah i had that yesterday
>Boy: then what should we eat?
>Girl: i dunno, why are you so bad at making decisions, don't look at me.
Literally all women
>>29784294
The robots want to die anyway...
>>29783951
If you're gonna suck dick then please actually SUCK the dick, don't just put your mouth around it and start moving your head. Only advice I can really give
>>29784151
I can't really speak for the entire male population but I always thought emotional connections is what's keeping people together and stopping them from running away from any old stacey whore.
Just like the whole "every girl is a whore" thing is an r9k meme this fear that a guy will (or even CAN) dump when some stacey comes around is pretty r9k meme-tier. People are more faithful than you'd think
Male redfags are admittedly harder to recognise than female redflags but they ARE still there
>>29784294
I laughed too hard at this shit
>>29784337
holey shit
females are literally fucking primitive animals aren't they
>>29778269
>working minimum wage job at fastfood
>no aspirations for a future
Why should any man be with you?
You dont get educated or even try to get a better job than the lowest possible.
Truth is that if you don't look 7/10+ then you probably wont be picked up and become a housewife.
A good job or degree often makes a lager difference when picking a gf than people think.
At least not only a temporary gf
>implying i can get one
>>29779297
in-chimers like you are the cancer. These threads are where r9k truly shines
If a roastie can't make up her mind then I would just go with In-n-out or Five guys. Speak now or get your burger fix bitch.
>>29784338
you're probably right. i've just seen so many people treat each other so badly that i don't know what the truth is anymore. people in this world pretend to be one thing and then behave as if they're a completely different person. literally all the time. i can spot the bad guys out there pretty easily (generally chads) but i don't want guys like that in the first place and they don't want me. just afraid that these guys who claim to be loyal are only thinking of the beautiful girls when they talk about it.
thanks for the encouragement, anon. i don't get much of it. i just feel so fucking alone in this world and i'm terrified that it will be that way forever.
I learned over time to just pick one to avoid frustration. But when i get asked this question i genuinely don't give a fuck, i only care where i'm going if the company's shit and will make the most of anything. It's just food and the process will be over in 15 minutes, KFC or a high end restaurant it's all the same shit to me.
>>29784618
Fucking trash
You are what's wrong with humanity
>>29784699
t. waiter
>>29784789
kill yourself normalwhore
>>29784534
Give relationships a shot senpai but don't get yourself TOO emotionally invested until you're certain he'll do you right. A rule of thumb is to go into the relationship expecting he'll leave tomorrow. Keep that mindset until you feel more secure with him
>>29783017
why si it that every chad reminds me off Launchpad McQuack?
Women always complain about the men they get with but then when you see who it is they got with it's always older chads
>>29784955
Pretty much sums up Chads, at least in America.
They love that dumb.
