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Dear virgins, I am giving you the opportunity to acquire one
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Dear virgins, I am giving you the opportunity to acquire one gf.
You need only meet the following two criteria.
>Canadian
>okay with a tranny
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>>29777261
I prefer trannies
>TFW not canadian.
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no thanks get the fuck off you fucking trap
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post pic first then we can talk
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>>29777261
Funny, I think that would be called a "bf"
better luck next time bro
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>>29777261
>okay with a tranny
ok
>okay with Canadian
no
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>>29777261
>tranny
>gf

pick one faggot.
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>>29777261
>gf
>tranny
you'll never be female, sorry man
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Sure thing. Post skype.
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I'm Canadian, and I have nothing against trannies if they're passable. Do you have money? If so you don't even need to be passable.
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>6'2
>95k job
>canuck
if you worship my cock and let me destroy your boipussy this will work
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I'm down. Post info
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>>29777284
Ain't posting pictures of myself on here, sorry.
>>29777327
>>29777340
>>29777349
>>29777351
Send your Discord/Skype/Steam to this throwaway and I'll add you.
[email protected]
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>>29777261
I seriously considered it for a minute, can someone just kill me now?
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>>29777261
>gf
>tranny
rofl why tf are you acting like anyone who sleeps with you is lucky? oh a once in a life time chance to fuck a disgusting tranny in their dirty asshole, what a treat!

kys
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>>29777434
the main question is do you pass and are you on hormones?
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>>29777261
how big is your girltinkler?
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>tfw not canadian

Canucks stealing our trannies AGAIN
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>>29777551
Even considering this shows that you have become homosexual in yurr desperation, the ride will not end.
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>>29777261
What about an American willing to fly there? Also what if I want top exclusively?
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>>29777261
...so, you're actually offering a boyfriend, then?

Delete this.
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>>29777578
I pass if I don't talk and sometimes even when I do (but I plan to train my voice soon) and I am on HRT, yeah.
>>29777585
Let's just say I'm a big girl for you.
>>29777616
I'd rather someone I could eventually live with if things go well and immigration is a bitch so I'm not really looking to date anyone from outside of Canada, sorry.
Also I am exclusively a bottom and not open to much with my penis beyond maybe having it stroked a little while I'm being fucked in the ass.
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>>29777739
big bucks anon here
that sounds hot as fuck to me
what size are your tits?
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>>29777810
B-cups right now but they might grow another cup size before they're done, I don't know.
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you have like 5-6 people already in this thread who've likely messaged you, why should I as a robot even bother?
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>>29777861
Skinny or thicc?
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>>29777864
Only two so far and you should bother because you're never going to get anywhere if you don't stop being a pussy.
>>29777927
I'm skinny but I have a little bit of fat in the right places.
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>>29777951
fuq
id message you but i dont have skype or discord
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>>29777951
>you're not going to get anywhere if you don't stop being a pussy
says the guy who's so much of a pussy you couldnt even be a guy right
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>tfw not Canadian

I just want a qt mtf gf
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>>29777958
I could always email you if you really want.
>>29777969
Touche.
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>>29778026

[email protected]
my throwaway
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>>29777985
Iktf but she doesn't even have to be a qt. I only wish I could find someone to love me.
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>>29777261

>tranny

No
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>>29778830
Yeah of course, 'qt' is just thrown on out of tradition, I'm not qt enough to require her to be qt. Really I just want us to have somewhat similar interests and enjoy each other's company and feel comfortable around each other.
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>>29778951
Same here, anon. Same here. If only I had a chance.
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>>29777985
It's a lot easier if you're also a tranny
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>>29778951
>>29778998
We can be friends if you'd like.
Who knows what could happen?
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>>29779075
Don't I know it anon

Seems like every mtf I've seen wants to date a mtf.

>>29779093
Sure anon, even if nothing happens, friends are nice.
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>>29779113
We're all fucking fetishists.
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>>29779113
Send your contact details to the throwaway I posted earlier then!
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>>29779125
Not me senpai, fuck that.
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>>29779161
>being a tranny

>not mentally ill

Okay.
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>>29777261
But thats not a gf, thats a mentally ill bf.
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>>29779193
It's the feminine penis that makes it different.
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>qt
>wrong province
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>ldr with robot
>both neets
>meet irl, everything is fine
>nothing fundamentally changes because no money
Would not recommend.
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>>29777261
stop making the trans community look like just a bunch of sluts you fucking harlot
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>>29779343
>Implying trannies don't exist for dick
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>>29779343
Stop making them look like normies Facebookfag.
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>>29779343
At least I ain't making them look like fetishists or hons, hon.
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>>29779397
Better not be, that's my job.
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>>29779343
>thousands of trannies in porn and sex work
>highest std rate of any group
lmao you guys all contribute to it
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>>29777261
here's my throwaway
[email protected]
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I'm in montreal. Hit me up.
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>>29779436
there's more cis people in porn than trans people sweetie:)

>>29779381
insults need to be relevant in order to be effective

>>29779360
im ok with this reply because it wasnt hostile and that's about all one can ask for

>>29779397
>oh shit, this argument is over. he called me a hon. how can i retaliate how can i cope
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>>29779569
What argument?
And is misgendering me supposed to be equally as triggering as an obviously weightless insult?
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>>29779569
Gotta be friendly to your fellow tranny.
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>>29779569
I don't even know if this is bait or if you're actually mad that people want to have sex and/or be in a relationship
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>>29779569
>there's more cis people in porn than trans people sweetie:)
>trans population 0.3

Trannies are for fucking, that is all
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>>29779659
>called me a hon when i never stated my gender or gender identity
>gets angry when i make an assumption of my own
get boys don't cry'd you failure
>>29779663
>fellow tranny
again, never stated my gender and or gender identity
you missed somethin pal
>>29779669
i don't mind either
i just don't appreciate promiscuity especilally when it makes a group of targets for violence look worse than soceity already sees them
>>29779772
not all trans people are sluts
implying such is pretty damn troll t b h
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>>29779921
What are you, then? Your responses gave me tranny vibes.
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>>29779921
What's promiscuous to you may not be promiscuous to other people.
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>>29779950
nobody with self respect would answer with dignity to the term tranny
take your question and leave comrade
>>29779973
fair
and i do not mind hedonism
shit ive had my own spell with being a slut and i just dont wish the self destruction i experienced on anyone
i want to help trans anons by preventing them from doing things they will regret once the libido settles down but i dunno how
honestly that was a pretty insightful thing to say anon i needed that off my fuggin chest
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>>29780088
Tranny is quite a fun word. I mean, I generally stop using it if people ask me to but we're on r9k.
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>>29780088
>has had sex
What is a normie like you even doing here?
I am glad to know you've seen past your projection and can reconcile with your past self now
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>>29780088
If you want to help me then why be so hostile?
And you can rest assured, I know what I'm getting myself into and I'm not going to act foolish because of horniness or loneliness.
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>>29780088
>nobody with self respect would answer with dignity to the term tranny
take your question and leave comrade

Yup. Confirmed for a tranny.
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>>29780088
>nobody with self respect would answer with dignity to the term tranny
>trannies have self respect

Post butt or leave
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>canadian
yes
>okay with a transgirl
yes
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"Canadian"
That's a pretty big place, anon. Where are you?
6ix
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>>29780391
Post throwaway.
>>29780403
NS, sadly.
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>>29777261
>tranny
>gf
does not compute
fuck off you failure of a man
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>>29780391
andy add me back
and get that job finally
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>>29780129
was raped senpai.
i slutted on the internet. nudes and stuff. got spread around like wildfire.
thank you for the kind words still.
>>29780110
eh. i can respect that.
>>29780170
have some cold water anon you sound a little angry. everything is gonna be ok.
>>29780157
i don't know. i'd use the "i'm a sperglord" excuse but if i can acknowledge i'm a sperglord then i can't be so bad that i just attack people
i suppose i'm just used to seeing maga fetishist trans people and it disheartens me. sorry for the vitriol famoo. im glad you understand what you are doing and please never forget the whole "stay safe" spiel for your own good. much love.
>>29780243
top lek?

To answer any leftover questions
i'm a pre-transition transfem with no friends. i'm sjw by 4chan's standards but only want to make people happy and nobody cares to let me even attempt to. would anyone be up for shooting the shit if i gave my skype?
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>>29780433
[email protected]
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>>29780505
You sound cool. Email me: [email protected]
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Hey there. I'm in NS. Is that cool?
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>>29780613
Yes because that's also where I'm from.
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>>29777261
might email what province are u from?
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>>29780623
oh shit what part of nova scotia, this might be happening
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>>29780433
Good fucking luck lol
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>>29780649
The woods in Cape Breton... ;_;
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>>29777261
what's the sauce on this

onegai
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>>29780670
holy shit
please be near sydney and not like up in the highlands
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>>29780670

Oh you're in CB. Get fucked. No wonder you're on here begging for dick
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>>29780688
An hour away.
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>>Canadian
Yes.
>>okay with a tranny
No.

Uhh do I still get a gf?
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>>29780755
>>>okay with a tranny
>No.

But why not?
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>>29780683
Hajimete no Gal.
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>>29780734
alright im not gonna ask specifically where on 4chan because thats kinda personal
lets just say im from the new waterford area, i dont have a car available but i'll probably email you in a bit, we can probably hook something up sometime in the summer
at the very least im happy to have met somebody else from this shitty place on the internet haha
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>>29780772
Anon, sometimes you have to separate things you masturbate to on the internet in your state of depravity from interactions with people in the real world.
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>>29780798
Banging trannies is a-okay. Some are even cool people.
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>>29780776
couldn't find it, only the imageset with the deal girl
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>>29780854
http://www.mangahere
co/manga/hajimete_no_gal/
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>>29780818
I haven't safeguarded my virginity from the forces of darkness for this long only to lose my impending wizard powers to a transexual.
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>>29780780
Gotta hop a bus to get that tranny pussy.
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>>29777261
>>Canadian
Hey, Im in Southern Ontar--

>>okay with a tranny
Bye.
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>>29780871
More power to you, you crazy fuck, but trannies are great. If you ever decide you'd like to use your wand rather than waiting for a new one...

>>29780885
>tranny pussy
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>>29780885
i just may have to man
hope they go to school in sydney, its really happening then
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Hello I am a sugar daddy looking to spend money on a willing tranny
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>>29780919 I'm from the area too, good luck to you buddy.
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>>29780919
I don't and I can't drive either but I am craving the D pretty bad so something could probably be arranged.
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>>29780869
Oh, it's not actually porn
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>>29780537
done, thanks yo
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>>29780986
all the cape bretoners in this thread haha, never seen so many online before
you also from new waterford?

>>29781008
im playing games with some friends right now, i'll email you soon dont worry, this is your email yeah? >>29777434
let me know if you go to cbu too
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>>29781161
Yeah, that's me.
>>29781063
I don't cap that.
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>>29781161
Sydney actually. Lucky tranny I used to love banging virgins back in my single days.
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>>29777261
If you are serious I'm down. I'm western canada though. Also prefer if it's a long term thing. Met other people on 4chan but they just wanted to hook up or they flaked out completely...
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>>29781319
I'm okay with more than a hookup but I'm on the other side of the country.
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THERE'S A MOOSE LOOSE ABOOT THE HOOSE
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Such a cesspool of desperation and mental illness.
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>>29781383
>but I'm on the other side of the country
That sucks. Tried a LDR before but it didn't work out.
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>>29781681
Same senpai.
Good luck in your future attempts to get a gf on 4chan though.
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>>29777261
DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

I'm Canadian as fuck dude, and I'm totally okay with a tranny.
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>>29780088
are you for real? just chill out.

best thing you can do for trans people is help them build tougher skins and not care about being dimeaned or insulted.
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>>29781554
Welcome to r9k, for 16 seconds!
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>>29781835
Mail the throwaway, too lazy to link at this point.
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