Terrible mistakes you've made thread
>Be me
>Working at tech support office
>Coworker asks me to sign a card for different coworker
>Assume he is retiring
>Write down "you deserve it"
>Turns out he had cancer and was in his death bed
>He died two weeks later
>Be me, 4 years ago
>16 years old
>Discover 4chan
>discover /r9k/
>be me
>Have an intresting relationship with a girl
>We both are depressive so we understand each other
>She's a cutter
>Understand it (just ain't cuz phobias)
>She lives pretty far away and can't meet
>He have dirty talks while masturbating to each other
>Finally get to arrange a meeting for us
>She tells me we gunna gut laiyud
>One day have a identity crisis
>Tell her she doesn't like me, just think on her ex
>Tell her she prob is just pretending to love me since no one could ever love "a creature so inferior as me"
>Make her cry cuz she's scared
>Tell her she is faking
>Tell imma kill myself so she thinks I'm dead and don't bother searching for me
>Turn off the call and never talks to her again
>Sometimes I stalk her on social media to make sure she's fine
>My face when I turn down sex, happiness and a future wife cuz I had a bad day
>>29778361
You could of lived the dream. A non roastie gf. God damnit anon.
>>29778395
Thats why its called terrible mistakes
>>29777167
>be baby
>don't strangle self in umbilical cord
