Oh fug what should I say now? Can you guys get me laid?
With fresh i mean your pussy.
>>29775667
"Seriously though please sleep with me, I'm honestly on the verge of killing myself."
>>29775667
"So, you wanna fuck or not?"
>>29775667
>eat fresh
Subway really should change that slogan since their spokesperson was done for the pizza. It's really #problematic.
I dunno OP, Make It Great is apparently pizza hut's slogan.
>>29775726
Remember the south park episode before that came out?
He said he was going to personally give aids to children?
Caught paying to sleep with child sex slaves. Aids. Children. Hory shet.
>>29775667
Or be my Dairy Queen ;)
>>29775667
>Can you guys get me laid?
...
>>29775667
i'm going to be honest, you're really attractive. want to go out some time?
Alright guys waiting For the reply
Original
>>29776133
Forgot pic original bloc blox
>>29776151
too strong too strong, why not just be normal and take her to one of those places to eat
>>29776151
XD
XD
XD
XDX XD
fucking kill me
>>29776151
At least you will not get friendzoned.
>>29776151
>Angelica
What retards name a kid that.
>>29776151
She wants that dick bro.
There is literally NO WAY for you to fuck this up.
>>29776299
mexitards
>>29776151
stop pushing so hard now, she didn't tell you to fuck off, so now just casually bring up meeting up
>>29776151
Dayamm
Whut do now
>>29776364
well that went smoother than expected.
>>29776364
>>29776359 I told you, now write something like "well burger is fine too, what do you say?" so you won't sound like some freak
>Can you guys get me laid?
>Posts on /r9k/
Are you mentally challenged ?
>>29776364
You had like 10 chances and you fucked it up, chads don't have infinite lives
Man I should just abort. Shiiii
>>29776413
No tell her not be a bitch and that she should succumb to your superior male virtues. Come on anon women love being talked down to.
>how about I serve you a fresh cock salami sandwich with all-dressed bagel
>>29776467
yes abort mission friend
one word responses incoming
>>29776467
>Would you like an assburger (I have aspergers, I'm sorry that this conversation is so awkward I am bad at social interaction)
Jesus Christ, what a fucking retart!!! !
"haha glad you're amused xD jokes aside though, I can't help but ask if you would be interested in hanging out (sometime, later, tonight, etc.)"
>>29776467
ignore the other two, this is actually a good response (if she's into you, which she seems to be)
the previous one was bad, but you're saving it
Since you fucked it up, try to at least play it out as if you get ahead of yourself. It's more believable than "my friend stole my phone"...maybe say "haha sorry, that was hasty of me :p I get ahead of myself sometimes. How about we meet up at dairy Queen and then catch a movie?
>>29777069
this is pretty good though
"haha but seriously, maybe we can eat spaghetti like in the lady and the tramo ;)"
Ask for a date and say the word date.
What do you guys think now?
At least I'm making more progress than normal
>>29775711
this this, it is gfunny
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Are you guys 14?
>>29777300
not too bad i guess
could you post her pic/pics?
>>29776850
Looks like something I'd write but then delete and type something more retarded
>>29777300
> XD
> :3
> becuz
Abandon ship OP
>>29777300
thats a fuckin catfish nigger
YOU JUST GONNA HURT YOURSELF
>>29777319
>Are you guys 14?
Are you still in highschool?
This girl is clearly not capable of looking after herself let alone to sell her body on Tinder. How disgusting, I hope it's a troll.
>>29777069
^^^^^^^^
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USE THIS ONE OP
Oregano spicy chicken
>>29777397
don't
"can't help but..." is too formal
>>29776216
This. OP is a major cuck if he fucks this girl
>>29777359
how can the others not see this
>>29776151
OP you're a goddamn hero, I saved that for my folder of hilarious r9k girl interactions
You GoT game.
But stop making fun of yourself to ease the situation. Let ger fry abit, ladies love to be tipsy and having a frill.
>>29777300
Post your picture youre using family..
>>29777777
check this kids
How do you even handle talking to her anon? anyone that uses XD and :3 and :Y ironically makes me physically cringe
Oh wait
>O_o
that's how. Please stop that
>>29777300
>I don't eat meat
>Usually I like double bacon burgers
>I stopped half a year ago :3
W O W
This entire thead is fucking gold. OP goes from shitty fast food puns straight into "I want to fuck you in a McDonald's bathroom", the smooth fucker, then has to damage control out. Meanwhile, the girl he's messaging is probably retarded, fat given how much she talks about food or actually a guy looking to steal OP's kidneys. Most likely all three. Keep going OP, I'm having a serious laugh here.
>>29775667
The fact that there are people posting on this board that are able to use Tinder and talk with girls fills me with rage, this board is not for people like you, please leave now.
If you own a phone you don't belong here.
>all these emoticons and !'s
hmmmmm
>mfw it's actually going pretty good for OP
