>the cleaning lady found the feces fountain
>mom ate the cum cupcake
>Saddam Hussein found the bile sculpture
Probably gonna end it tonight, lads
>cousin tripped over my pube tubes
Daddy found my smegma turntable
>>29775328
>cum cupcake
No, /k/ ate the cum cupcake.
>>29775996
Ya know, I never realized how good of a leader he looks likeHonestly I'd rather have him be president over trump and hillary
If only they didn't kill him
>>29775156
>my sister found the skin samples
I'm getting really weary of this meme topic
>mum found the spare bum
>dad found my cum glovesthis actually happened
>>29776260
alaborate
did he fuck you after that?
>George Bush found the anal spaghetti tapes.
Fuck
>>29776293
No.
He just asked me why I has cum-filled rubber gloves under my bed.
>>29776318
What was your answer? What is the purpose of having cum-filled rubber gloves under your bed?
>mommy threw away the dead squirrel suitcase
>older brother finds the baby gravy souffle platter i've been working on
>i come home from school and walk in on him taking the first bite
>no.jpg
>he gags and pins me to the wall demanding to know what was in it
>about to lose consciousness from his forearm pressing against my neck
>i confess reluctantly
>he has a change of heart and throws me on the bed
>he forcefully undresses me and then fucks me silly
>he walks out and leaves me limp and used on the bed, with my precious anal virginity taken away
>i cry myself to sleep
>wake up next day, he's munching on my fucking souffle
>can't do anything about it
>i tell him to stop
>he gets the same look in his eyes from last night
>ohgod.png
>he bends me over the kitchen counter
>its all ogre, my 90 lb frame and tight ass can't take another one of these sessions
>no lube, he shoves his cock in me for the second time and the tears start to roll
>>29776090
> people who never saw cum
>>29776380
I just like to fap into rubber gloves and I'm too lazy to do anything but throw them under the bed
>>29777446
Why don't you get a trash can?
>imouto found the cum cannon
>>29777465
Gee, why don't I just hop into my time machine and tell my past self to get my cum gloves out from under my bed before my dad goes in there looking for Burger King Zesty Sauce.
>>29777610
it's not about your dad finding them, it's about not having cum-filled gloves under your bed in the first place.
>>29777610
Why would your dad look under your bed for Burger King Zesty Sauce
>>29777716
He knows I like it a lot and always keep a few plastic containers of it hidden away in my room.He still didn't find my secret stash.
>>29777610
He found some zesty sauce alright
>>29777761
Your dad wants Zesty Sauce that bad that he ransacks your room for it?
>>29777806
heh
>>29777808
He said it was mostly revenge for when I accidentally broke the broom trying to get the peacock out of the yard.
>>29777902
What the fuck is up with your life
>>29777902
anon, is it possible that you occupy some kind of mad sitcom realm
>>29777902
Can I love at your house for a week?
Sounds interesting desu
>>29778060
Do you enjoy waking up every morning at 4:00 am, because some bird won't stop shouting "MAYAA MAYAAAA", because I don't. Also the house gets overrun with frogs in the summer and they ususally end up drying up and dying all over the house. Normally it won't be so much of a problem, but the damn peacock is eating all the snakes so they've lost most of their natural predators.
>>29778038
>>29778012
It's not that weird really. There's a farm of them, nearby and those fuckers keep escaping.
Prelate found the smegma carburetor.
>>29778183
Please tell me more about your life, anon. I am genuinely intrigued. Where the fuck are you from, man?
>>29778537
Boise, Idaho. I can't really think of anything else you guys would find interesting.
>>29776090
thank you for sharing this magical story with me
