I'm so fucking lonely. Please be my friend. I will give you attention and love.
tell me a bit about yourself op
Yo What's up op
>>29774183
Ok, but tell me a bit about you so we can get to know each other
>>29774183
What's up OP. Anyway way to contact you outside of here?
>>29774183
What about money, friend?
Do I get to be your cat?
>>29774183
fuck that is a sad looking kitty i wanna pet it and tell it everything's gonna be allright ;_;
>>29774183
sad cat pictures make me sadder than anything else. my emotions are broken but those just do something to me.
>>29774183
Be my internet bf op
I-i want friends
d-does anyone want to be friends?
>>29774420
have a comfy cat to feel better m8
If someone posts their steam in this thread I'll happily play AOE2 HD with them at some point
>>29774456
faggot
original bls
>>29774183
> add a couple people from r9k on steam
> they're only online in the middle of the night and play literally nothing except undertale
> when they do talk to you all they want to talk about is tinfoil-hat conspirashit
t-thanks
>>29774473
thanks m80. that was pretty comfy.
>>29774473
pls post more comfy cats
this is balm for the mind
>>29774544
>when they do talk to you all they want to talk about is tinfoil-hat conspirashit
what kind?
You can't make friends here. I tried.
>want to add people but it will just be incredibly awkward and we will probably end up talking once briefly at most
fug
>>29774572
no problem, i love saving pictures like these when i find them
>>29774578
okay here u go
>>29774183
> Join discord/rabbit/skype group from r9k
> Always full of normos, underb&, and edgelords
> Try talking to someone one on one
> Have one meaningful conversation and then never talk with them again
>>29774746
How do I find those?
Thanks
>>29774779
Find what? Friends?
>>29774796
Sorry, I wasn't specific. I meant Discord, rabbit and Skype groups
>>29774746
i agree completely. i want a chat where there are actual adult robots but they don't seem to exist.
>>29774679
<3
original bls
>>29774183
Do you have Steam?
https://steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/?url=http://soundcloud.com/protocat
>>29774827
there are sometimes threads, just keep an eye out. but they really are shit.
the "comfy" rabbit room was decent compared to any others. i visited the other day. i probably won't go back because they seemed kind of young but at least they're not total retards.
>>29774827
The rabbit room/discord server links get posted fairly frequently. I don't have them anymore, sorry
As for the skype groups, it seems most of them are just created by random people and then they get filled up by 16 year olds and Stacey attention whores. You could probably just start one yourself if you wanted
>>29774836
I tried to make a quality group once. Only people 20+, no meme spouting and so on. It lasted for a month.
>>29774827
well someone posts a rabbit thread every day, don't know about the others
>>29774878
Ahh fuck I fucked that up, just search protocat on steam :)
>>29774886
>the "comfy" rabbit room was decent compared to any others. i visited the other day. i probably won't go back because they seemed kind of young but at least they're not total retards.
Most group chats like these are just meme pools which get boring after like, half an hour. I think a chat which is kept exclusive and in which everyone knows each other really well is the only way to succeed. Otherwise everyone just gets nervous and says nigger and faggot a lot.
>>29774897
I've never had any luck with robots I've met on here via Skype threads or Omegle, or anywhere else.
I've yet to meet anyone who can manage to hold down a decent conversation without resorting to meme spewing. If only.
>>29774912
> 263 friends
am I just another number, Dan?
>>29774878
nigga did you just try to drop your mixtape?
>>29774976
Well, we could try. A nice little group would be even better. Anyone else interested?
>>29774183
I think someone ITT should start a skype group for all us lonely, but superior robots
>>29775067
nah I fucked up, tried to post a link to my steam page, but it copied my soundcloud link instead of some reason
which of these pictures are real cats and which are just dolls?
>>29775073
Same guy, I'll give it a go. My Skype is Kharbyr.
>>29775092
Give me your skype. I will make a group with the two of us and the other guy.
>>29774997
Most of them don't msg me, but I chat on mic on CSGO and generally piss around with pubies in derank games so people add me I guess
I'm lonely because I don't get out enough, all my friends don't give a shit about me anymore because I'm an asshole, and I have no idea how you'd even meet friends when you're a NEET.
My interests are memes, and that's about it. I'm so autistic that I only spout out memes and maybe political conversation, but you'll be bored with me in ten minutes.
I'm better off lonely, and literally no-one could give a shit about me. Not even my own mother.
>>29774509
>AOE2
Wish I had it m8, but I have posted my steam ITT!
>>29774997
I will always reply to people and happy to join a game if I am free though :)
>>29775186
>Give me your skypecan you give me your skype instead
>>29775262
you should play vidya or watch anime or something so you at least have something to do or talk about with other robots
OP IS A CATFISH WHO SCAMS FOR CSGO ITEMS AND BEGS FOR TRADES
>>29775338
koro_taro
>>29775381
Well I basically gave him my profile and he hasn't added me yet. Maybe he's dead?
>>29774183
This cat is so sad I want to hug it and never let go :( more sad kitties op
Boring shut-in with avoidant personality disorder here so you don't have to feel anxious about saying the right thing or taking forever to respond and can throw me away at your own discretion
>>29775627
Cats can cure the sadness
>>29774473
>>29774578
Here's a princess and the pea comfycat
I just started a skype group with people from this thread. So if you feel lonely, join us OP. Anyone else can too.
>>29776123
>skype group
Alright how do I get in?
>>29776154
Give me your skype name. I will add you to the group tomorrow.
>>29776154
don't do it kid. that guy is probably a registered sex offender looking to beat off to your honeyed buns
>>29775186
>>29776220
Add me plox -- cocojizzy
>>29776289
Is that worse than having no friends and no one to talk to?
>>29776220
>tomorrow
That's so far away.
>>29776309
> That's so far away.
It's like, 7 hours tops
>>29776307
> catfish profile pic
hmmm
>>29776309
I'm in bed right now, but if you can't wait any longer I will make the group now so you guys can get to know each other and I will join in tomorrow.
>>29776356
Sorry the hamster is so cute :(
>>29776408
Oh wait, i think it's a dog
>>29776408
>>29776439
are you high my man?
I need someone extra pathetic, NEET, and over 24 who has steam
Any takers?
>>29776459
Maybe, please add me
>>29775822
Same desuasfhsdlkhfls
>>29777494
If you'll tolerate my incredibly boring person I'll tolerate yours senpai
What're your interests
>>29776309
What would you talk about?
>>29777760
This question gave me anxiety
I CAN'T DO THIS
>>29777760
How do you feel about tolerating a neurotic sociopathic asshole, in exchange for tolerating your boringness?
>>29776579
Sounds like me but I'm too shy to add people on steam.
>>29778732
Do you have 0 friends on steam? Because I do, if that makes you feel any less shy.
Then again, I had to make another steam account because I forgot the password to my old one but my only friends were online friends. I've become significantly more socially retarded since then though.
>>29778788
I do, but I'm always paranoid. Steam is linked to all my games and I don't want to risk adding people on it if things go wrong. It's not a disposable medium.
>>29778853
It's comforting to know you're probably as paranoid as me. But that means we're both too paranoid to post our steam IDs even if I was able to convince you I'm literally the most harmless person you could speak to on this godforsaken board.
What to do
>>29779033
Be lonely and die alone. That's the only answer for robots.
>>29778853
how can such technology illiterate people like you even exist nowadays? youre "son i deleted your game shortcuts from desktop and now the pc runs faster tier"
you even give out your steam username now that steam has protection codes, email notifications, mobile number authentification and mobile app authentification
now give this you your steam id and make some friends you acoustic shit
>>29774509
id/III87
>>29779148
I'm not that anon you just responded to, but the anon he was talking to.
That was very aggressive and he seems like a very anxious person that wouldn't want to talk to someone like you. Go away.
I am here for all the lonely fucks https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k
come queue up some sad songs
>>29779253
Only if you promise to ban normies
>>29779293
I don't give a fuck what you are if you have some feels to share.
>>29774473
>tfw you will never be as comfy as a cat
>>29779142
I've been doing this alone thing for an uncomfortable amount of time. I don't like it anymore.
>>29779148
I'm not giving out my steam id that is permanently attached to my games. I don't want people following it or having access if things go wrong, which they most likely will.
>>29779414
Me too, but that's all there is for us.
>>29779448
You are doing the right thing Anon. People have been relentlessly stalked, message-mined, and friend-lurked by people here. Some people will use your steam and steam friends to piece certain things together about you when things go wrong.
