>she has no morals
>she wears revealing clothing
>she describes herself as quiet, shy, nerdy, or a loner
>she is overly vulgar in public
>she listens to rap and/or hip hop
>she has male friends
>she uses tumblr/facebook/twitter etc
>she has daddy issues
>she's into ddlg
>she has no self-respect
>she expresses any interest in polyamory
>she describes herself as bisexual, pansexual, asexual (these turn out to be the biggest sluts)
>she believes mainstream media
>she has poor hygiene
>she watches game of thrones
>she's into yaoi
>she doesn't read
>she says politics doesn't affect her
>she has a steam account
>she plays league of legends
>she goes to bars and clubs
>she's not a virgin
>she talks shit about her family
>she has tattoos
>she dresses like an off duty porn star
>she "has more guy friends because girls are drama"
>she has piercings on anywhere but ears
>she always compares you to her ex, whether good or bad
>she still talks to ex and hangs out with him
>she's always going out instead of staying home and reading a good book or watching TV while talking to you
>>29773247
I only check two of your red flags:
>describes herself as shy or quiet
>describes herself as bisexual
(but i just find women attractive. i don't see what's wrong with that)
>asexual
Never trust bitches who say that shit, it's biologically impossible.
>>29773354
GET THE FUCK OUT ROASTlE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29773354
be...be my gf ?
>>29773354
You dumb bitch, why do you feel the need to announce this? To seek some sort of validation?
>she has a facebook account
>shes quiet shy or a loner
So shes not allowed to have friends but you dont want her to be lonely or shy. What a cunt controlling boyfriend youd be
>he subscribes to the New Yorker
>he never curses on twitter
>he speaks of "equality of races" and "economic equality" but never went out drinking with a minority cab driver
>he considered voting for Tony Blair
>he's attended more than 1 TEDx talks and watched more than 2 TED talks
>he will vote for Hillary because she seems electable
>he has The Black Swan on his shelves but mistakes absence of evidence for evidence of absence
>he is member of a club to get traveling privileges
>he uses statistics without knowing how they are derived
>he goes to literary festivals when in the UK
>he drinks red wine with steak (never white)
>he used to believe that fat was harmful and has now completely reversed
>he takes statins because his doctor told him so
>he fails to understand ergodicity and when explained forgets about it soon later
>he doesn't use Yiddish words
>he studies grammar before speaking a language
>he has a cousin who worked with someone who knows the Queen
>he has never read Frederic Dard, Michael Oakeshot, John Gray, or Joseph De Maistre
>he has never gotten drunk with Russians and went breaking glasses
>he doesn't know the difference between Hecate and Hecuba
>he doesn't know that there is no difference between "pseudointellectual" and "intellectual"
>he has mentioned quantum mechanics at least twice in the past 5 years
>he knows at any point in time what his words or actions are doing to his reputation.
>he doesn't deadlift
>>29773647
>you need a facebook to have friends
wew lads
>she takes nudes
>she posts on /soc/
>she wears too much make up
>she has a dildo bigger than your dick
>she's into celebrity gossip and pop culture
>she only eats junk food
>she dyes her hair unnatural colors
>>29773730
I didnt say that. But girls who have friends usually have facebook you numbnuts
>>29773247
>he claims to be socialist/communist/libertarian/anarchist or some edgy variation of those
>he claims to be a "history buff"
>he's so inferior he needs to wear sunglasses outdoors
>he has "yellow fever"
>he unironically finds deadpan and dry humor "funny"
>he uses the term "cuck" or "classcuck" unironically
>he has a jealousy complex
>he collectivizes people in a simple minded manner
>>29773247
>She didn't vote leave.
>she watches porn
>she says she's into older men
>she describes herself as a gamer girl
>she has BPD
>she's overly materialistic
>she would consider a MMF threesome
>she has an account on a dating site
>>29773498
no lmao. i don't want any validation. just wanted to show that op would probably find someone he likes, it's not that rare.
i don't get why you're being so hostile, though. It's an imageboard and we're allowed to share our perspective and discuss. you could've just ignored my comment and refrained from giving me the attention you think i'm seeking.
>>29773382
>get out roastie ree
so original. never seen that before
>>29773403
you wouldn't actually want that. trust me, anon
>>29773711
>he doesnt deadlift
My dick grew 7 inches by reading this, date me bitch
>>29773814
this post triggered me
original
>>29773711
>he drinks red wine with steak
Spotted the dumb tasteless roastie, away with you peon
>>29773247
>she watches game of thrones
Why is this bad? Everyone I know watches Game of Thrones. Including my conservative father and his wife. How is that edgy or tumblring?
>she's not a virgin
Well, nobody is at this point.
>>29773247
Are you really so insecure to the point where you screen all your potential partners through this list?
Have fun being alone for the rest of your life.
>>29773247
>>she has no morals
no
>>she wears revealing clothing
what is revealing
>>she describes herself as quiet, shy, nerdy, or a loner
no
>>she is overly vulgar in public
no
>>she listens to rap and/or hip hop
yes
>>she has male friends
yes
>>she uses tumblr/facebook/twitter etc
fb
>>she has daddy issues
no
>>she's into ddlg
no
>>she has no self-respect
no
>>she expresses any interest in polyamory
no
>>she describes herself as bisexual, pansexual, asexual (these turn out to be the biggest sluts)
no
>>she believes mainstream media
idk
>>she has poor hygiene
no
>>she watches game of thrones
yes
>>she's into yaoi
no
>>she doesn't read
no
>>she says politics doesn't affect her
yes
>>she has a steam account
no
>>she plays league of legends
yes
>>she goes to bars and clubs
not really
>>she's not a virgin
yes
sorry op we can't be friends
>>29773247
It's sad that we live in such a shitty age that 99.9% of girls (outside of the middle-east and east asia) raise one of these flags. Just fucking 50 years ago all of this shit was socially shamed, but now degeneracy is paraded about as a badge of pride.
NCIS probably went down the shitter worse than X-files. It wasn't as abrupt, but it was just as painful
>>29774668
If there is so much easy pussy around, should you not be happy about it?
>he browses /r9k/ unironically
>he doesn't have any friends
>he has a dick less than or equal to 10 inches
>he still lives with his mom
>he's a wagecuck
>>29773247
>she smokes
>she is fat
>she has tattoos
All red flags for the same reason: impulse control
>she'd date outside her race
>she's a liberal/feminist/lefty
>she uses tanning lotion or sun beds
>she has annoyingly large breasts
>she cares about lgbt rights
>she fucks on the first date
>>29775906
>impulse control
People sometimes think about tattoos before getting them, anon.
>>29775965
evidently not hard enough
>>29773247
>she has thought about a guy other than me sexually
>she wears yoga pants
>she takes too many selfies
>she was molested or raped
>she's an excessive weeb
>she takes drugs
>she has been degraded by other men
>she was raised by a single mother
>she is a hipster
>she's an outspoken atheist
>she can only speak one language
>she begins every sentence with 'like'
>she can't name all 150 gen 1 pokemon
>she eats apples too loud
>she likes tuna fish
>she showers daily
>she never gets her face painted at fairs
>she wont go to police auctions with me and help me make a profit by flipping confiscated goods.
>she makes me breakfast
>she tells me she loves me
>she smells good
>she holds in her farts around me (i can tell when you're holding it, ladies)
>doesn't laugh at my bob saget impression
>doesn't laugh when I say my catch phrase (Tim's UP)(it's funny because my name is tim, and it's like "time's up" lol)
>has never argued in favor of atheism in youtube comments
>doesn't acknowledge when I buy a new hat or scarf
>refuses to punch me as hard as she can in the stomach as many times as she can while we are making love
>doesn't cry with me at the end of The Terminator
>>29773247
I only
>watch got
>has a steam account
How'd I do OP
>Painted on eyebrows
This is suprisingly common in Britbongland.
>>29773247
>He doesn't hold eye contact
>He can't do 10 pull ups
>He's balding
>He doesn't have a facebook account
>He looks at the ground when he walks
>He's into asian girls
>He listens to metal
>He's slept with less than 3 other girls
>He tries to neg you
>He doesn't watch football
>He knows what senpai means
>she's mixed race
>she's a member of a social club
>she's been through university
>she's over 30
>she doesn't brush her teeth
>she hates wearing dresses
>>29776125
>she shops at sportsdirect
>she wears oversized hoop earrings
>she says 'mate'
>she relates to the people on jeremy kyle
>she's on JSA
>>29776128
All these and also
>He thinks no sometimes means yes
>He is self conscious about his height
>He doesn't have a car
>His voice is too quiet
>>29773247
>>29773382
>>29773711
>>29773740
>>29773814
>>29773819
>>29773923
>>29775944
>>29776002
>>29776081
>>29776112
>>29776131
>>29776213
>she's alive
I was nodding at the first couple of these, but then it started getting out of control. Holy shit. Just go gay already, faggot.
>>29773814
>he claims to be a history buff
Can you clarify? I study history to teach, research and write. I enjoy learning about all kinds of history.
How is that a red flag?
>>29776595
I'm talking about autists who think they're smart because they can regurgitate historical facts they read on wikipedia.
>>29776595
She just literally doesn't want to get corrected or be told that she's wrong.
>>29776629
I know I'm sick of all this mansplaining they do
>>29776637
I'm not a woman. Sorry I remind you of your bitchy ex or whatever.
>>29776662
I mean "she" in general. None of my exes really gave a shit if I sperged out on things that interested me. They found it "endearing" and "fiery" or whatever the fuck.
>>29776629
So knowing about 8th century legal practices in England is attractive then?
>she thinks firefly was boring
>she loves doctor who
What the fuck do you fags know about women if you have never had laid?
>>29776752
try living with them
>>29776752
I'm not a robot, faggot.
>>29773247
>>29773354
>describes herself as bisexual
L I T E R A L L Y just stating the obvious. All straight women are bisexual, roastie. You're no special snowflake.
>>29776778
then get out of this board, faggot. IT IS NOT FOR YOU
/b/ suits you better
>>she's into ddlg
This is the biggest one. I dated a girl who was into ddlg and every single thing she ever did was for attention, she cheated on me with like 5 guys, and to top it off she had mommy issues
>she has a steam account
>she plays league of legends
These are good things tho, from this post it looks like you want a good little housewife lmao
>>29776128
>He doesn't hold eye contact
Maybe not idk i dont pay attention too stoned or fucked up all the time
>he can't do 10 pull ups
idk i dont do anything
>he doesn't have a facebook account
no i have one
>he looks at the ground when he walks
no
>he's into asian girls
kinda i prefer white girls
>he listens to metal
yes
>hes slept with less than 3 other girls
idk i've slept with 7 girls in my lifetime
>he tries to neg you
Idk i dont make much effort to talk to anyone im usually quiet
>he doesn't watch football
I like soccer
>he knows what senpai means
Yes
Idk if we could get along buddy
this is why you are on /r9k/ instead of out being a normie.
>she eats her peas one at a time
>she likes tge Dockers commercial
>>29773247
My gf:
>she describes herself as quiet, shy, nerdy, or a loner
>she uses tumblr/facebook/twitter etc
>she has no self-respect
>she has poor hygiene
>she has a steam account
>she's not a virgin
^although she was one when i started dating her
What's with the Gibbs pics, OP?
I'm sure his standards aren't this far fetched.
>>29773247
Would you ever consider being friends with a woman ? And not trying to have sex with her?im a lesbian and im lonely
>>29776909
post skype
bloxx
>she have no hobbies
>she only goes to clubs and bars
>afraid of drugs but drink alcohol twice a week
>"netflix addict"
>have tinder installed
>votes bernie
>see facebook as something that needs to be maintained
>overly affectionate towards dogs
>subscribes to quote of the day pages
>have no opinion
>she won't piss on my face
>she won't shit in my mouth
>she won't spit on my cock
>she won't let me sniff her farts
>>29776841
That's too bad baldy
These threads are pointless. I'll never meet a girl who doesn't bear at least one of these flags, no matter how much I wish I could.
>>29776909
Yes but only if you are on the right side of the political spectrum (economically mainly, but socially too is a plus)
>she doesn't like BBC
>she won't let me slurp the bull's jizz out of her pussy and asshole
>she doesn't like cuckolding
>she won't let me watch her fuck other men
>she doesn't come home with a randoms load dripping from her cunt every evening
>she is female or identifies as female
>she is female and doesn't identify as female
>she isn't good at giving blowjobs
>she doesn't swallow
>she doesn't think my dick is inadequate
>she's had less than 30 sexual partners
>she has a tight pussy
>>29776812
No.Make me, brother fucker
>>29777041
not balding bud
>she wipes her ass after taking a shit
>she gets embarassed when i go down on her when she's having her period
>she shaves her pubic hair
>she uses deodorant
>she's a virgin
>she doesn't have a social life
>she's not a single mother
>she doesn't live in a trailer
>she doesn't have at least 3 kids to different men
>>29777253
>wanting a wookie
Just wait until you actually experience this, you'll literally kill yourself.
>she wipes her ass after taking a shit
??????
>she gets embarassed when i go down on her when she's having her period
Have fun eating literal death.
>she shaves pubic hair
This is the only thing I don't really care about--she should at least trim. Have you ever encountered a fucked up bush? Don't.
>she uses deodorant
????????
>>29777194
reminder that this is what normies consider an insult
>she isn't used to taking loads on her face
>she won't indulge my scat fetish
>she doesn't worship black cock
>she won't force me to drink glasses of her piss
>she is a single mother
>she has tattoos
>she has piercings
>she is a feminist
>she is fat
>she has blue/purple/any unnatural dyed hair
>she smells
>
those are all that truly matter I think, unless I've accidentally missed something major out. I probably have.
>she's sexually inexperienced
>she doesn't have at least one STD
>she doesn't fart in public places
>she won't cheat on me
>>29773711
>>he takes statins because his doctor told him so
How old is this person supposed to be?
>>29777348
>normies
>>>/facebook/
Please leave.
>she's never been in a relationship before
>she's hasn't licked another guys asshole
>she won't let me prep the bull
>she's never had an abortion
>she's not on birth control
>she can't chill with the guys
>she won't let my friends gangbang her
>she doesn't let me have sloppy seconds
>she doesn't drink or smoke weed
>she doesn't netflix n chill
>she doesn't tell me how much bigger her exes and current other lovers are
>she thinks i have a big dick
>>29777425
keep trying harder normalfag
>her breath doesn't smell like cum
>she doesn't have another man's cum on her face
>she doesn't have a roastie
>>29773797
I don't think I've ever encountered a woman without facebook period.
>She's uncircumcised
>>29773247
>shes a girl
omegadomege
>>29776112
>>doesn't laugh at my bob saget impression
good stuff man
>she has fucked a nigger
Burn the coal, pay the toll
Once you go black don't bother coming back
>he browses r9k
>manlet
>balding
>has no friends
>lives at home with parents
>>29777889
Some people think that the phrase "Once you go black, you never go back" refers to girls never wanting to go back to white people after having sex with a black guy, when in fact it refers to the fact that once she has sex with a black guy no white guy wants her back.
