>be me
>27
>strange lump in neck
>go to doctor
>anon, you have stage 3 cancer, it's in your lungs and throat.
>inoperable.
>fml
So here I am in my bed. Posting literal cancer on 4chan. I'm actually ready to die and I'm glad I got cancer. Just waiting for my helium tank to come in and finish me off.
I used to be 190lbs, now Im 127lbs. Chemo is a fucking joke, so I quit it.
I can't wait to die. I'm literally ready. I fucking love you all.
>>29773181
Thanks for loving me.
>>29773181
Holy shit. Smoker? I'm sorry, man.
but did you smoke?
Damn, man.
Make the most of your remaining life, OP.
Fuck a hooker, waste all of your money etc. and then kill yourself so you don't have to go through the pain
>>29773181
>I love you all
You never did
You never did and nobody ever loved you
You wasted your life anon
>posting literal cancer on 4chan
kek, that was a good one sempai.
love you too mate. sweet dreams!
>>29773208
>>29773236
I smoked for a good 5 years after exiting high school, but have been drinking wcer since.
At first I thouggt it was a cyst, swollen saliva gland, or thyroid problem. NOPE. It was full blown cancer.
It literally happened over a 5 hour span. At first ai felt funny in the neck while playing Diablo 3. Then it suddenly grew.
I ignored it for a while, but started getting queezy and passing out. Now Im literally dying.
I actually couldn't be happier. Now I can kill myself via helium without my roomies trying to stop me.
time to try ALL the drugs anon
Godspeed anon, I hope for your sake that there is something after death and that its good.
>>29773181
dont be afraid anon
>>29773181
I would gladly trade places with you, OP.
I've been smoking for like 7 years now, and been drinking most days of the week for that same period. Also, weed.
Maybe I'll get there one day.
Just ask them for some good weed and food.
>>29773181
You're ending in my notebook of dead anons mister.
If it makes you feel better, you'll live forever in thoose pages, with other anons.
Want me to write a line or something under your number?
>>29773364
How many packs per day?
I smoked for 2 years after highschool..now I'm worried :(
I don't wanna die
I disagree with the people who are saying try everything. You should finish your life with some dignity. Helium is a peaceful way to go. Make your peace with those around you and tie up loose ends. Die without regrets, but dont live like youre going to die tomorrow, even if you are. Show that you can conquer life normally not on easy "Im going to die" mode.
>>29773181
see you on the other side anon
orngale
Are you getting ready to meet Jesus, OP?
>>29773414
A life well lived
i'm sorry anon. i love you too. you'll be okay soon.
>>29773181
RIP in peace
Make sure you get pure helium.
Godspeed brother.
May you find rest after death.
>>29773384
I'm convinced there is no god. He would not allow this if he was so "just".
>>29773385
I'm not afraid. I've been waiting forctgis for so long.
>>29773389
Do what I'm doing then. You don't have to suffer, dear anon. For 100USD make an "exit bag" like I am. We can all go together.
Fucking shit, guys. I don't want to die alone, but I am. I'm literally crying. I just wanted to be loved. I'm so sorry for being a POS. I just wanted to be loved...
>>29773574
take a pic of the lump or else I call you a big fat phony
>>29773470
Do you love me too anon? Is your love so cheap you are willing to give it away to anyone willing to give you attention?
Suicide is a totally legitimate option, but for Christ's sake at least get some painkillers out of this first.
>>29773439
There's nothing dignified about dying.
But I agree, being a lifecuck is just as bad.
Enjoy the last moments on earth and abuse the get-out-of-life card, like make people feel bad for not devoting all their attention to you, do some dumb shit, possibly crime etc.
>>29773574
>>29773384
Sounds more like the devil to me.
Ever searched for god?
>>29773181
how much did you smoke daily? This might be the thread to get me to quit or at least cutback.
>>29773434
evic vtwo mini cubis kit with notch coil
great kit
I smoked 20-30 a day for 9 years and quit instaly last year with a kanger subox
18mg of juice will be enough to stop the cravings
Just blow your cig allowance on one right now
>>29773434
>anon is going to kill himself because of cancer
>but what if I get cancer? pay attention to ME!
>>29773181
>cancerposting so hard you literally become the cancer
>>29773574
pic and/or description of your exit bag?
>>29773688
im not op, forgot to add that
>>29773604
It's right here, I dont know if you can see it, it's pretty deep and I'm going through a lot of pain trying to expose it.
I can timestamp my skelly body if you want. I'm pretty bad.
>>29773719
>that neck
no need for body m8
>>29773461
Here, Thanks helping me with my weird hobby anyway.
Farewell.
Can you please stream us your last moments when the times comes?
I was worried a couple times about cancer but it's just harmless moles.
I want to live forever, not just for a long time.
Death isn't bad OP, suffering is. Don't let yourself suffer, try to scrape some enjoyment out of life as long as you can.
>smoke tobacco out of a giant bong everyday multiple times a day
>5-10 cigarettes a day just through a bong
>just coughed up blood in my mucus yesterday
CANT FUCKING WAIT HURRY IT UP ALREADY
>>29773181
was life so great? are you going to miss it?
>>29773181
eat raw bitter almonds they cure cancer
>>29773748
Thinking about it I could have waited midnight To make it a 07/07/16 00:00. But whatever, I notice it now.
>>29773181
Thank you for loving me anon. I love you too.
Good job on getting cancer and ending this torment in a dignified, respectable way. Hope you won't be in much pain, and that you'll find a way to have some fun before you go. Just think about it, you're dying, you can do anything. No consequences. You could piss all of your money away on hookers. Or shoot up heroin up your scrotum. Or tell your boss to an hero. New roads are opened to you. They're not very long, but they're eventful and exciting. Try not to waste them if you can.
>>29773181
Did you ever notice any symptoms before?
>>29773181
Goodbye robobro, farewell.
rip robutt. but if there's an after death please say hi to my girlfriend. thank you for loving us, do you while you've got time since nothing matters. just like anon said:
>>29773764
>don't let yourself suffer
i send you my love
What did you used to do for a living?
>>29773181
see you in the next life anon
>>29773181
God damn it anon. I am so sorry. This kind of thing is my worst nightmare. I can't imagine how you feel.
Goodnight, sweet prince. I hope there's a heaven and I hope you go there
>>29773434
>>29773687
DON'T QUIT NOW! Unless you want to live. I have always hated life, it's really fucking pointless
You live rich, you die.
You live poor, you die.
Either way...
You die.
Life is a fucking meme, and I'm glad I got cancer. If I didn't get cancer then everyone would freak out about my escape bag suicide.
>>29773708
What are you? A fucking newfag?
>pic related
>>29773743
Yeah, I'm REALLY BAD.
Any life advice to us? Any wisdom you can share OP?
This is very sad, i feel you bro.
You will be loved forever when you get up there.
Love you too, m8. I'm excited for you and I'm glad you found a way to deal with the horrors in the end
>>29773693
>This cynical
It's a bad trait to have.
I've been in the edge of being diagnosed cancer twice.
Once for having lymph nodes in my neck just like you, mixed with neck pain due to adopting bad posture when sitting and sleeping, I went to 3 different doctors
And once because my balls were causing disconfort every night. It was because I was lifting weights with loose boxers, I had to start using suspensories, at I got a female doctor touch my balls
I had the thought that at least all my worries will be ending soon
turns out I'm just doomed to suffer and die slowly and painfully
>>29773719
I want to see how bad it is man.
post your skeletal frame.
>>29773181
I'm almost expecting the same thing to happen to me, OP. I finally get through the shit fest that is early adulthood, and once I'm nice and settled down, I'll find out I'm about to die. My life has been one big cosmic joke thus far, and that would be an appropriate punchline.
Good for you, taking your life into your own hands. See you in the next life, or not at all.
>>29773977
turn to god before you die.
don't question it.
Sorry anon, cancer is a bitch, I have a hernia in my ass, or so I think, getting it checked in a week.
>>29773181
6 months ago I would've envied you.
But now I try to make the best of it.
Best of luck to you on the other side.
Make the best of the time you still have.
Goodbye, anon. I'll remember you.
Life isn't fair.
>>29774040
hemorrhoids maybe?
>>29774018
Ball and lymph cancer is curable. OP likely has throat cancer from smoking. That's incurable.
only normies get cancer faget
>>29773181
OP this is it. Do what you want,have 0 regrets. You know youll be gone, other people will if you tell them. Your life is going fast, so be the usain bolt of doing what you want.
>>29773181
I wish you the best of luck, when you travel with the boat to the other side, say hi to my friend from me will you?
But god luvs u. Dont forget that :-) theres always another option
>>29774163
Slowly and painfully dying?
>>29773181
Thank you for loving me anon, I hope there's something amazing on the other side
>>29773181
I say 'when I die I'll go where I am needed', if you don't have any beliefs of your own then perhaps you may be able to take something from it.
And whilst you're still here, at least you can legitimately use this copypasta:
>I am the cancer that is killing /b/
>/b/ is the cancer that is killing 4chan
>4chan is the cancer that is killing the internet
>the internet is the cancer that is killing western civilization
>western civilization is the cancer that is killing the planet
>do you know why I am proud to say I am the cancer of the cancer of the cancer of the cancer of the cancer?
>because I have the cancer, and it's killing me
farewell anon, I will miss you
>>29773181
>>29773181
Godspeed magnificent bastard, at least when you die you'll find out if God exists.
>>29773748
I am proud to be remembered. Thank you.
>>29773752
I actually plan on it. Thanks for asking. I comsider r9k family. So I want you all to meme me. I'll most likely do it over parascope. So keep your eyes peeled for a suicide thread.
>>29773782
No. Life is shit. Even though I'm doing fairly well. I'm not normie status, but life is still shit.
>>29773843
I plan on doing nothing but sitting in my room and listening to music until the helium takes me (about 1 minute). I love you. Though. Tjank you.
>>29773859
No, it came suddenly. Cancer actuallly usually does that. Mamy of you might habe cancer and not know it.
>>29773911
I will say hi if afterlife exists
>>29773936
Night shift janitorial.
>>29773979
Kys. Its worth it.
There once was a robot, OP did we call him
and when he shitposted hard, the normies had no chance
OP got a cancer, it came in hours like a whim
But he was not afraid to take the chance
See you space cowboy, you magnificent cunt
The hours we spent together on this board they were fun
Even if you feel like you are gonna die alone
We are here for you
forever robot bros
>>29774177
don't blame it on god.
sickness is not gods creation.
Love you too, anon.originale familia
>>29773181
i'm sorry for you, you are strong and have done a good work with your life, may you find rest and joy on the other side
i wish you the best friendo, you are like a brother to me like all the other bastards on here
>>29773181
It's been an honor shitsposting with you anon!
>>29773719
What are you going to do before you die?
You should go wild, and fuck some stacies
>>29773181
Dude, you have no reason not to go slay some normies and rape some Staceys right now. What are you even doing at your PC????
Dude, just go and DO IT FUCKING MAD MAN!
What will you do when you're suddenly being greeted by Allah and he asks you why you've lived your life as an infidel?
>>29774244
>Mamy of you might habe cancer and not know it
We can hope.
What will you do before the exit bag arrives though? You should at least shit into one whores mouth, dude. Or, you know, whatever would make you happy.
Anyway, I'm glad to have met you.
>>29773181
This is fucked. Sad you're leaving us with the Chad lurkers ;(
>>29773181
This hits close to home...
About three months I found a lump on my neck, sort of between my shoulder and my neck. I went to a doctor and they couldn't feel it, sent me to an ultrasound they couldn't find it.
So few months later here I feel like it's growing, I can pinch it and its the size of a pool ball. I went for my second ultrasound last week, and it sounded like she couldn't find it again... I'm going to the doctor this week to find out the results. Oh, and I'm probably gonna find out I have diabetes and my kidneys are fucked too.
Anyways, I'm sorry OP. Don't listen to the shitty people, love is all around you at all times if you just open yourself up to it. If you've ever done a significant dose of mushrooms, or LSD, or significant meditation, you'd discover what the buddhists have known for ages.
The ambient energy of the universe is love, embrace it and know you're going to a better place.
1. Get medical marijuana card
2. Get high as fuck until death
How hard is that, OP? Seriously. You have a free ticket to all the weed and free time you could want, and you waste this opportunity with suicide?
If I had cancer I'd do EVERY drug I could get my hands on, mainly psychedelics. Get out all the crazy shit in your system and THEN die.
If you're gonna still commit sudoku, then at least perform a mass shooting first you fucking pussy.
read this, OP
http://wakeup-world.com/2015/08/28/dr-sebi-the-man-who-cures-aids-cancer-diabetes-and-more/
>>29774278
>>29774284
I have no desire to go apeshit. I just gdt drink in my room amd try yo post grammatically correct shit.
I'm dying amd just want to ne alome.
I'm crying. I kmow im going to die but dont want to bit at the same time im going to die antwU.
Just fuck my fucking life senpai. This limo in my neck hurts. I just want to die. It hurys so mich.
Im so drink. I wisj my kit was here. I want to emd it
All riggt now
>>29773181
my mother died of cancer and my throat constantly feels gunked with shit that I have to spit out, started half a year ago. Honestly OP I'd rather not find out what it is, just slip away after some nice walks dude. I'm with you man.
I'll fuck you before you die, op.
>>29774312
Tell him that his followers should've stepped up their game.
Anon this is the saddest post I've ever read
If I knew I was going to die I'd freeze my body in a cryonic chamber
If I get thawed out even if it's 1000 years in the future or 10,000 years it doesn't matter from my point of view it would be as if I went in and woke up in the future in an instant
>>29774450
Oh boy, he's losing it.h
>>29774450
Well then enjoy your last days being a depressing sad fuck, instead living to the fullest.
>>29773181
Helium tanks don't work anymore anon, most of the ones you get are a rip off and don't contain 100 percent helium.
Try to get lots of strong pain pills from the doctor and just take them all at once.
>>29774477
This is only going to make OP more depressed because he'll realize that he won't live until cryogenics are improved to that level
>>29774244
When do you plan on becoming an hero? Make one last great post before you do.
>>29773574
>Fucking shit, guys. I don't want to die alone, but I am. I'm literally crying. I just wanted to be loved. I'm so sorry for being a POS. I just wanted to be loved...
Is this bait or did you just accurately sum up the robot mentality?
>>29774527
You can order 100% helium from amizo. And youll2 end up puking up pain pilla.
Op here.
>>29774477
Unless you never wake up. What if your chamber is left in storage and forgotten. A hundred years pass and the cryogenic warehouse has been bought, sold and repurposed. You are left in a forgotten, bricked up cellar that the new owners don't even know about. Eventually the building is abandoned and power is switched off and you just die.
it's just a prank bro
jk but this
>>29774035
godspeed anon, dont do dumb shit in your last moments, die pure with dignity
>>29774565
That's just normal human behaviour you tool.
>>29774598
Well if I'm going to die anyway then it's worth the chance
>>29774450
Well this took a real bad turn.
I would advise youoverdose on heroineor kill yourself while on heroine.
>>29774450
You almost make me cry buddy.
I know for 100% that you are loved and will always be loved.
>>29774008
>being a shitty person
>not accepting that you're a shitty person
Shiggy.
well fuck OP, try to at least go out peacefully
>>29774631
>heroine
meant heroin.
This thread makes me so sad, yet is so comforting
>>29774565
That is fucking heartless.
>>29774565
Originalio buttfuckario
Pic related. Its me. Op.
You're lucky man.
I would sing to the high heavens if I had inoperable cancer.
Fuck life.
>>29774465
>Your Qu'ran game is weak breh
>>29773181
Godspeed man, I hope the other side is kind to you.
>>29773414
"The normies did this to me"
>>29774450
It's okay anon. It's all going to be over soon. I know that this is unfair, and I'm really sorry about that. Really, I'm close to tears. But you shouldn't isolate yourself now. There are plenty of people who love you and who enjoy being with you. Don't deprive them of that while you're still here.
Try to look at this situation as a weight off your shoulders. You know it is coming. You know when, and you know how. You'll be in control. Nothing can surprise or hurt you now. Try to enjoy the time you have left, do things you couldn't o before because you were afraid of the consequences.
We all die. But not all of us see it coming. It's a gift, in a way.
I love you bro, take care.
>>29773364
>thing I have swollen saliva gland or thyroid problems
>doctors find nothing and say it's anxiety.
>8 months later, shit persists. Fatigue, breathing issues, weirdass digestive changes.
>doctor touched my rectum months ago. Nothing
Fuck. I'm getting paranoid.
>>29774690
cheer up and put a smile on that face, you were given the chance to be released from further suffering
>>29774690
Can you please call escort to fuck you before you die? Pay her well, donate all property to her if she does it and lifestream it.
Like you dying in helium bag over head while she fucks you and then fucks your dead body?
Can you do that please? It would be lul
>>29774477
You've had a constant state of consciousness since you first developed, composed of electrical activity in your brain that didn't stop even when you slept.
When you get frozen you literally die; all brain activity stops, and the crystallizing water destroys the cells in your brain (and everywhere else).
Assuming there is some magical way to repair your cells and restore your memories/personality, would you even be the same person? Would you personally inherit that consciousness? Or would it be some new you who is identical to the current you with all your memories?
Have you considered going into hospice OP? You wouldn't be alone then. You could ask your doctor about it. They also manage your pain with meds.
>>29774690
Why not stick it out and try to beat it? My mom beat cancer, it's not totally unheard of. Try Salicinium, or something, I'unno.
Goodbye OP, I hope the end is quick and peaceful
>>29774791
kill yourself you weirdo fuck
>think I have a lump on my testicle
>it's at the bottom and big
>freak out, think I have ball cancer
>it's only on my left testicle
>oh wait, my right testicle has one too, it just wasn't sagging enough to show for it
>tfw that huge wave of relief
>>29774920
this, just smoke medicinal marijuana until you either die or the cancer goes away
>>29774939
>weirdo fuck
HELLO NORMIE MUCH?
THIS IS r9k if you haven't noticed
WIRDO LOL
Nice judging
I'll remember you OP.
Guys...i want to die, but I'm also afraid. I dont need support, but I don't know...you're all I habe. God fucking damn it. I fucking hae fate. GOD DAMN IT. FUCKING WHY. I jst wanted to pick my own deatg. This cancer is eating me alive and I dont thinkcthe helium will arive in time. I think tge cmancer is going to get me before alcohol poisoning does.
>>29774765
Don't worry anon. I've had chronic epididymitis for a while but the first time it flared up I went to the hospital and got a testicular ultrasound, and they found nothing. Two years later i went to the doctor again because it came back, and he squeezed the fucking shit out of my balls then gave me some antibiotics that worked alright but didnt completely solve the problem.
I've always been a really paranoid fucker, going as far as having my balls completely molested by doctors for no reason.
>>29775031
Stop being such a piece of shit trying to get your memes in when a man is in such despair.
>>29775009
You're not even an ugly guy OP. Are you a virgin? If yes, don't even worry about it. Fuck some whores. But still, my point is that you could definitely get laid. Why do you hate your life? Cancer sucks, OP. Live life before you leave, even if it means fucking prostitutes.
>>29773181
Godspeed anon. Wishing you the best
>>29774821
The only way I could see it not being the real me is if you think consciousness resides in some sort of soul and not just the brain's structure
>>29775009
calm down lad
most of the time your body feels worse then it actually is
If the Helium is coming, you will be alive when it arrive
think of it like a milestone
complete this mile and then move on to the next one
god speed OP
>>29775009
You look pretty good. You might just be psyching yourself out because of fear and alcohol. Just wait for your goodbye bag.
>>29774946
so you're losing both?
>>29775009
Please anon. Please tell me there's something I can do for you to prevent you from killing yourself. There's got to be something I can do to at least make your day better
I dont think this applies to you anymore but let it be motivation for the rest. Love you anon.
>>29773181
Here's a rare pepe to guide you into the abyss anon, God speed fellow robot :)
>>29773748
You are doing a good thing, too many people live and die with no one to remember them. Even if it really is all for nothing, I appreciate you.
>>29775031
It's time to meme I guess. I'm drunk enoigh and I'm packed. I tgink ill pussy our though.
Sorry for shit pic uality.
So drunk.
posting this consolation emmanuel for you, op
>>29773181
bye OP I'll never forget you
>>29775132
settle down cringelord. How about you quit being a pussy and do some killing yourself then? If not, calm your aspergers.
sure smells like summer in here!
>>29775250
Dude, if you have a gun just a shot in the head.
It'll be hard to do but you're gone before you feel anything.
here's what you do:
>sell roomates' belongings
>use money to buy drugs off the street or dark net markets
>do said drugs
>finish it off with some Feelium
>>29775250
YES OP
YESSSSSSSS
LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU
THOSE NORMIES DO NOT DESERVE THE LIFE THEY LIVE
NOW GO PURGE THE CHADS AND STACIES, MAKE THEM NO MORE
YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED AND WORSHIPPED AS A GOD, ANON
PIC RELATED, IT'S ME AND MY BITCH
>>29775210
that image is retarded.
>>29773181
Do not wait for cancer to kill you, do whatever you need to do before leaving and kill yourself anon, my father died last summer and the last days are hell on earth
If you go to Heaven, kill that fucker God and change the rules so us robots rule supreme please.
>>29775337
I agree. darknet drugs and stacy escorts is the way to go OP. I suggest MDMA
>>29775369
All the suffering is not gods fault.
>>29775305
Shot in head witb 7.62 is less effective than 9mm.
Helium will be here soon. Hopefully the cancer doesnt travel near my hwaet any time soon.
>>29774244
What song are you going to listen to?
>don't give a fuck if it's cliche, there's a reason it makes you cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
>>29775400
>shilling for god
Get a load of this angel cuck
>>29773181
I know it's hard to swallow anon but the cancer will swallow you and fuck you up in the end you'll die but in pain.
Breathe in that cyanide tier gaz is the best and most rational solution.
See you on the other side.
>>29775400
>literally has the power to stop all suffering
>chooses not to
>>29775369
Will do, anon. I shall make a gorious heaven for us all! We shall all receive 172 virgins and be treated like kings! Fuck God! I'll beat his ass and take his throne!
--drunk cancer faggot.
>>29775411
Come on OP. Please tell me I can do something for you before you die. Even if you are going to kill yourself, you seem like a chill enough guy to spend some time with. Please OP, just take percocets and smoke some weed... it'll be a slower death but you'll be comfortable enough to last through to the end and not be remembered as a coward.
>>29775009
Man thats some fucked up shit op. Dont be afraid. you are leaving this fucked up earth, maybe to a better place.
>>29775198
nice meme motherfucker, op is literally dying
OP, livestream yourself going full Toaster Steve.
Been alone all life, nothing has ever mattered. All I've done hasn't been real, feelings non-genuinely feelt. Glimpses through fake portals into happiness from etherical worlds, cheap objects to fill loose spaces. Wanting to enjoy and be enjoyed, hope to be maybe scratch a thin layer of purpose with someone real...
>Get cancer instead
>>29775541
>>29775513
you too you son of a gun
>>29775447
>You have the freedom to choose
>Not accepting him
>blame him for everything.
If he forces you to accept him it is not freedom either.
So good that he lets us all choose, how evil we are.
>>29775031
Get it together you imbecile
>>29775550
you need to do this op. Do it for r9k
It seems like you've had enough to drink for tonight, OP.
Yes, I am aware that you've got nothing to lose, but if you keep this up you're only going to feel worse. Put your alcohol away and get yourself some cold water. We'll be here.
I hope I'm as brave as you when my time comes
Fuck this gay earth where robots die and normies get to live
I'm really sorry OP, I hope your death is peaceful and I hope you can find some happiness before you go.
>>29775415
NOW I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS FUCKER
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ANON
I JUST MANAGED TO STOP CRYING ABOUT OTHER SHIT
people suggesting that he go out and live life to the fullest and fuck whores and do drugs, you do realize that he has literally no energy and is exteememly weak and tired? asking him to do that shit is stupid and unrealistic. have some decency and just let him die in peace.
>>29775513
What's so cowardly about an exit bag? What? You think I give a fuck about going out cool?
>>29775657
I did it because the pain lets us know we can feel
>>29775670
there is no way to go out cool.
there is nothing cool about death and suffering.
peace be with you.
>>29773748
I remember the brain guy, could you take a pic of the other pages and upload somewhere anon?
>>29775541
>>29775560
Being nice is a meme? Damn I just wanna show OP that random ass people WILL be friendly and that there is a point. Honestly I would have killed myself a long time ago if it wasn't for my friends. I don't even care about being a permavirgin anymore... I just want company... And I have it. So why can't OP feel that way too?
>>29775670
Be ready with a gun to shoot your brain out.
You will probably get swatted b4 helium arrives posting these careless pics.
And make sure no one will find you for at least a hour after applying helium, you might get stuck in a hospital bed suffering for a year.
>>29773719
Yo OP, i've got a sort of lump in my throat in the exact same spot, and lately my throat is feeling like i'm sick, you know, like there's slime in my throat but there isn't, do i habe cancer?
This thread is dying. Jist lolr me. If im alocr i wollsfreammy deatg. So drunk. Fick. See youguyssoon!
>>29774973
DUDE WEED LMAO
For fuck's sake. Even when a guy is at death's door.
For WEED LMAO to treat cancer is needs to be applied directly to the cancer, not smoked.
Godspeed Anon!
I hope the other side is kind to you!
You deserve that much.
>cancer-posting so hard, you become the cancer
what type of cancer is it specifically op? how many months to live?
there's really no way I can ease your pain with text on a message board, but the best thing I can offer you is that it will be over soon.
>>29775858
>say "CANCER" out loud when seeing cancerous shit
>become worried i will meme cancer into my body
>>29775670
It's not about being cool OP. You're clearly just drunk as shit. It's about how people are going to remember you, which I guess not that I think about it doesn't really matter. Idk, it's a personal thing for me. I told my dad that I was suicidal many times in my life, and he always just told me it was the cowards way out. You do you, broseph.
>>29775812
See you later, OP. Don't forget to stream it if you kill yourself, and make it funny too. You seem chill and you shouldnt do it, but you know doing it would make you immortal on here.
>>29774388
Fuck I've met people like you IRL and you're total faggots.
>>29773574
God gave us free will. Ergo, he does not interfere with our lives. Any cruel trials you may experience are sinply fate.
A lot of other anons already posted the same but I just had to
Godspeed/good journey/stay safe/what ever man. I'm just happy you'll find peace
>>29775245
Nah, I'm just a fucked up robot with a notebook filled with names of dead dudes and numbers.
But if it can help anyone feel less alone during their time, I guess it's not
A bad thing.
The truth is that he, well everyone, should deserve more than a note and a cross on a notebook.
(That's why I like to ask if they want something written under their number. So that they won't be just numbers)
Don't fear Anon brother, please.
You will not be forgotten easily.
Now you should Just Take a break and look up at the moon.
All is going to be fine.
>>29775982
>people like you
And what type of person is that? I'm kinda curious now, and it's not even just because you called me a faggot.
Honestly, you think it's better to kill yourself than to do drugs? Especially if you're going to die soon anyway... might as well go out with a bang. You're saying if your time was extremely limited you would just lay around moping and posting on 4chan? If I had cancer I wouldn't waste a single second in this shithole, no matter how much I love it. There's too much living to do in such a short period of time to waste it on this place.
>>29775718
Because not everybody is you and saying "pls don't kill yourself I care!" often comes from people that don't actually care and just want brownie points
>>29776080
Just how full is this notebook? How many anons do you have?
made an archive for you robots.
https://archive.is/WfBVs
may Drunk Cancer Faggot live on
If it turns out there actually is shit going on after you die, try to some ghosty supetnatural stuff and get into the news. I am bored of this gay earth
>>29773181
Sorry senpai if it has spread to your lungs it is stage 4
:( godspeed
I think I might have a brain tumor or something horribly wrong with me
I throw up every morning I have tremors I get super dizzy randomly I have been having stabbing head aches everyday a lot of the time it also feels like pressure behind my eyes I get random shooting paints throughout my body im tired all the time
I sure hope its terminal
why not kill a bunch of people or rape a bunch of women or rob a bank if you're going to die anyways lad?
>>29775009
Well OP I at least hope you go peacefully.
And in this game of life OP rolled a glorious 1 and died of literal cancer
>>29776484
Cause not everyone is a degenerate, anon
>>29776615
>committing suicide is less degenerate than dying in battle
>>29773181
I have a ping pong ball sized lump on my back just below the base of my neck. First noticed it about a year ago. It's firm but not rock hard, not discolored, and not painful. I hope it's just a cyst. I think it is.
Hope you die good, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eb5LMjDYEw
Goodnight, sweet prince
>>29775812
Your attitude towards death makes you more worth of life than most.
May you ride eternally with Odin, across the skies.
Life makes you feel so powerless. I'm sorry, OP. I hope you find peace in your next world
>>29776397
About 4 or 5 pages of names like that. I started late.
I'll upload the pics when I'll have completed it, I swear, so that I can make a new one.
I could probably give a page to every name tho. I'll think about it...
(Ewh, it's 3 am I'll try to sleep. University exam tomorrow. But I don't regret being this late up anyway)
Good night to everyone.
OP, anons, have a peaceful night, please.
>>29776360
Alright honestly, I can't lie, I don't know the dude nor do I care much for him. I just want OP to realize that he can make friends with random people, and that he doesnt have to fit some sort of standard. It's not easy to make a friend, but once you have one it makes this hell we call life a little bit more bearable.
>>29776802
You should add pictures too, add a face to those numbers.
Goodnight, and good luck on your test.
>>29773181
Maybe you'll see this. I don't know if you want to keep on going, but if you do, let me point you off in the right direction.
Watch these, they might save your life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAMYAoiCSsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEvQLNg3OJM
I encourage you to look up the life of Dr. Max Gerson and his works. Also, look up the China study.
did you pass out from the booze OP?
i just found this thread
i'm here for you
life is a nigger but sometimes we can beat the shit out of it and enjoy doing so
most of the time though it just is a nigger and makes us feel like shit
>>29776964
>Baking soda cures cancer
Alright lad, it's time to get off the computer and go kill yourself.
>>29777051
Doesn't hurt to try though
>>29773181
Lucky bastard. Damn Pete hasn't killed me yet
>>29773574
>He would not allow this if he was so "just".
Is your definition of justice better than gods? Do explain
>>29777051
Watch the whole documentary nigger.
It's a stupid thumbnail, I know, but there's a very interesting tidbit about a doctor using it to cure his lung cancer towards the end. The whole thing isn't about using baking soda either, it shares the alternative methods used that are natural and have worked, it's really just eating a plant based diet and cutting out dairy.
Fuck getting chemo and suffering because of it, only then having to pay for some of the most expensive drugs around.
>>29775023
Holy shit i have the exact same thing.
Had an operation 9 months ago that did absolutely nothing, except made it maybe 10-15% smaller.
I was so fucking paranoid the first time when i went thinking it was cancer.
I have to admit it feels good reading it from this minimum wageslave job Im at right now, waiting to go home just by my foot cuz no car and smoke my philip 20 as I've been doing it since 10 years now.
>>29775009
I don't blame you for wanting to kill yourself. My father was a very healthy muscular man , but once he got cancer everything changed. I watched him literally evaporate into a skeleton. I can't Imagagine the pain that he or you are in right now.
In his last stages of death my father completely lost his mind probably because he had a very high fever and unable to do anything for himself. If his sheets weren't changed he would have to sleep in his own piss and shit while in extreme pain. After watching my dad die, even I , would kill myself to avoid that level of suffering.
>>29773181
I'm sorry for you Anon, but at least you don't need suffer anymore. I love you.
Did you think about doing crazy stuff before you gone?
>>29773181
bro, you're probably fucked but if I was there here's what I'd do:
1) ketosis as cancer treatment. eat literally only fat. look up "medical ketogenic diet" for details. keep it extreme: 100% fat.
2) cryonic freezing. Costs $30k but after you finally die you can maaaaybe come back in 300 years once cancer is cured.
good luck op.
live for trips
As a pack a day smoker I really am scared of getting cancer, but I still can't quit. I would break down if I got diagnosed with cancer.
>>29773181
F
we will all miss you anon
>>29778084
It's been a month I've stopped smoking, cold turkey. Ten years here.
You can do it anon. After a week I forgot about cigarettes.
Sometimes I lie in the street and wait for the police to come, and pretend they're my friends who've come to help me.
>>29778163
In the middle of the road or just on the side?
>>29773181
F
the best part is no one will even know you were here. We can't miss you, because we never were and you also never were. You always were anon.
It should have been me, don't deserve the life I do have anyway.
I hope you can go out of your way and have a blast before you go out, OP. I've got nothing to offer but my best wishes.
>>29775082
>OP is literally dying of cancer
>y r u sad, jus fug some pussy XD XD
This is some advanced normalfaggotry
>>29778670
This, Jesus Christ. How would you even be able to get wood in a situation like that?
>>29778670
These posters are giving me cancer
>>29773181
Farewell anon, return back to the abyss you came from
>>29775576
>Literal just world fallacy.
>See kittens drowning
>Waist high standing water, easy to save them
>But they chose to go in
>Let them drown
>Pat myself on the back for letting them choose to suffer and die
Fuck God and fuck you for defending an abusive fallacy.
>>29773364
>I ignored it for a while
For how long? Was this all in the same night or did you ignore it for longer?
Make sure you give back to robots before the jews take your assets
>>29773181
Goodbye OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqh9Hj1Z8o
>be me
well no wonder you got physical cancer, you uses a literal form of cancer as well
Post your ribs and wrist
>rest in peaces robo
You consider doing a "Last Holiday" type of deal?
Has to be more exciting than dying in your room attached to a helium tank.
Honestly OP I've been having a shitty month but this thread really put things into perspective
You guys are my best friends
OP you should consider reading the Bible if you haven't already
>>29773181
Dude you are so lucky. You can do anything you want and it won't matter because you know you will be dead shortly. Everyone else is trapped because they don't know.
is OP gone?
did he say his last goodbye?
I think we should make OP an honorary wizard
>>29775009
>>29773181
Pls don't kill yourself anon.
I'll don't know the pain you're going through but I believe in you. I believe you can make it. You can make the best of this situation, the little things in life are still worth living for anon. You just have to believe they are. I know I have depression. It's hard, I think about killing myself a lot, wondering why even continue further. And maybe one I will who knows? But right here, right now I'm telling you to keep believing. So pls don't give up hope yet.
I'm not the only one who's checking himself for any sort of lump and looking up various cancer symptoms since reading this post, right?
>>29776013
Do you actually believe this or are you just retarded, anon?
Even if you just read the Bible, it's obvious this YHWH doesn't give a shit about free will. Hell, "free will" is never even explicitly mentioned in the Bible
Sad I missed you OP, maybe you're still lurking though or looking in the archive.
Just want you to know that metastasized inoperable stage IV cancer has been survived before if you want to try clinical trials, they're pretty amazing. Alternatively you could freeze your body and perhaps wake up to a better tomorrow or any other methods just to see if it works.
If you do decide to go out, I hope it is peaceful and quick. You have me feeling all these feels. In the odd chance there is an afterlife I hope I'll see you there someday and like >>29775369 said, kick god's ass for all the unnecessary suffering and shit that plagues this world.
I'm glad to have considered you my /r9k/ brother in the short time we have spent on this website.
>>29773693
He is already dead
Let him save others lives as a hero
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hi OP, send any bitcoins u have here before you go. I think I might have been you in another life.
I bought helium to off myself in 2009 but was too much of a pussy to go through with it. It's a solid choice but you should probably grab some drugs to go with it. Don't get too drunk or you'll fuck it up.
>>29773181
Do something you've always been too afraid to do.
Try to check a few items off the old bucket list.
You don't have anything to fear now anyway.
>>29776918
Good morning.
Kinda hard to do. Not everyone post their faces, and I would have to like, print them or stuff like that.
Also I think not having images fits well the "we are all anons on the board" thing
Op stopped answering. I hope he's alright. Poor son.
>>29781193
We will all be dead shortly in the grand scheme of things. We are all literally dying slowly everyday.
>>29773181
See you on the other side, Oppie.
