ITT: Write your suicide letter.
Other anons rate it.
I fuckin you guys
P.s I didn't eat that fuckin sandwich or the toielet thing either!!
Well I have to say, you're not laughing now, are you?
Fuck you dad.
-The one who once loved you
>>29772713
LOL nobody would read it
And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make
>>29772822
>>29772957
Incredibili faggy, I would be glad you died
I would just say my dad killed me or something, I don't expect him to feel guilt but to be harassed forever
you'll cowards don't even smoke crack
>death by crack overdose
>>29773070
>Taking my post this seriously
It's a joke you wetart.
your mother will die in her sleep if you dont reply to this post
see ya
>>29773199
Read the rules
>Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention
I tried so hard, and got so far.
In the end, it doesn't even matter.
t. me
What should I write to make everyone feel as guilty as humanly possible?
"It's their fault. They know who I mean"
And the rest is silence.
>>29772797
BELGIUM IS A NON COUNTRY
(This would also be my suicide letter)
Ok
"Listen Up:
Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.
I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or Social media. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.
Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.
Sure you'll see this note and say i am the crazy one. You have to, it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.
My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.
Leave my machine plugged In you dumbfucks,
P.S.: Tell everyone i was psychotic.
P.S. #2: Just to be sure, could you check my pulse again?"
>>29773199
you're a dick
I love you all. please don't feel guilty.
>nice and short
>>29773346
MAXIMUM FEDORA
MAAAAXIMUUUUM
FEDORAAAAAAA
>TIPPING LIKE NEVER BEFORE
>>29772713
I've become so numb, dull and dumb in the last few years that i don't even have the creativity to write a suicide note. - Anon
>>29773346
"PS Cancel my subscription"
>>29772713
No note.
To All Whom It May Concern
I am pleased to inform you that I am finished.
Warmest Regards,
Anon
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hung myself
So fuck you
AYO HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYING
YOU ACTUALLY CARED AN SHIT?
Please carve a picture of feel.png on my gravestone. I have it saved on my computer. Go to the images folder. Dont click on the porn folders, just click on the 4chan folder and go to reaction faces, from there choose folder 2 and then the folder labeled "feels". There you will find feel.png.
"I love you, I just couldn't keep living making you mantaining me.
I haven't accomplish anything in my life, and I feel guilty about that.
I'm sorry mom and dad"
>implying I have the guts to suicide
> inb4 thats the only reason I could decide to kill myself: if my parents aren't proud to have me as their son
>>29773300
had to czech those dubs
bloxx
>>29772713
ay fug use the mop under the sink
"I'm done."
bloxsuicidenoteblox
>>29772713
hey guys,
I'm sorry I didn't want to hurt anyone but I can't live like this. I tried to fight, I've tired to fix myself but I'm too far gone.
I've left three of you guys some money - my longest standing friends, which I hope you can share and bring each other happiness.
anonette I've left you the rest of my money, I know this wont fix anything. Try and look after our parents, I know you don't like spending time with them but just try you're stronger and smarter than I ever was.
Parents I'm sorry, I know you tried way harder than I deserved. I want you guys to be happy. I love you both.
love you all, sorry I did this to you all.
"It's just a prank bro"
Note laying in front of body, head blasted all over the floor with a shotgun through mouth, in my best friend's apartment
Listen, I'm probably the last person you expected this from, but I'm just done. Ready to leave. Family, I love you but damn you all gots problems that you should really sort out. Friends, you guys were douchebags, but you were my douchebags. A, I wish I had the guts to tell you how I feel.
With love, your son, friend, and nerd
(My name.)
Going to do a serious one just for the fuck of it:
Dear Dad,
You are the only one who has ever given anything to me. I'm sorry I have to leave and waste all the money you put in to raising me... But this world would be better without me. Your gf could move back in with her kids, and you could have a family again. You shouldn't have let me ruin this for you the way I did. If my death is the only way to bring your new family back, so be it. You waited too long to kick me out of the house, so I'm going to have to end my life the fast way instead of starving to death on the streets. Believe me, all things pass. You may never forget this, but remember that I did it to make you and your family happy again. You'll get over it eventually. You have to in order to function. You'll go on to experience the same joys you've always had. Just think of me as a bump in the road. A 19 year prison sentence that you issued to yourself when you decided to fuck that bipolar woman. I've brought nothing but pain to you, and done nothing but take your money. Even if I finish college, I know I'll never be able to hold a stable job for long enough to survive on my own. I'll never have a family with a wife and kids... There's simply no point. You brought me into this world with the intent of continuing your family's lineage, but that will never happen. All you wanted me to be was happy. But all my life I've known that was out of reach. I've waited long enough to do this. It's a shame I reached maturity and formed a connection with you before I gained the courage to end my life, because god knows you'll miss me. But no one else will. I've only brought other people pain. I know for a fact you'd rather see me dead than suffering. It's been fun, but I'm not fit for society. Goodbye, dad. I wish I could have known you better.
-Anon
How's this, guys? Just a rough draft I thought up off the top of my head. I got most of what I wanted out, but there's no fucking way I could get everything out.
This world brings me no joy and I cannot live in it any more.
Loneliness has followed me all life, even when I was surrounded by people.
The only time people have noticed me is when they needed something.
And all I see are people driven by guilt, people shaming others.
Fake smiles, laughter and friendships which breaks.
Life feels like it raining the whole year, every day is Monday.
My soul has turned to ash, my body is but a hollow shell
k fuck it goodbye
>>29772752
10/10
Anyone who knew you will be pissed/laugh hard at this. It's familiar and yet oddly alienating.
>>29772822
1/10
Killing yourself over daddy issues? Fuck off
>>29772957
3/10
I like the poetic attempt but ultimately it's just some live laugh love bullshit
>>29773130
9/10
Time to pay the piper, viper.
>>29773346
4/10
Seal copypasta would be better
>>29773855
8/10
Will be GOAT if you commit suicide by wearing an "I HATE NIGGERS" sign in the hood like bruce willis in die hard 2
I'm deadOriginal comment, damn it
Mom, Dad, I'm sorry it had to be like this, please don't be too sad because I feel better now.
I know miracles don't happen, and rather than face the inevitable disappointment I will just leave now.
Don't you ever blame yourself for this, this isn't about anything you've done. Society has outcast me far too long I feel.
Goodbye, I love you.
To whom it may concern,
As I'm sure you're quite intimately aware, I'm dead as you've likely seen my dangling corpse, and for that - I'm truly sorry. However, for reasons far too plentiful to explore meaningfully here I have decided to willingly end my own existence. I alleviate all those around me of my existence.
I have one request, and whilst it may not align with your interests, I'd like for you to heed it.
I do not want a funeral. I do not want a gaggle of strangers pretending to care, to come and gawk at my corpse in a little wooden box.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yours sincerely,
A
I feel like I have left an oral suicide note at this point. Basically I told my family that nobody gets to live in good faith because how long you live is an irrelevancy and even something as fundamental thermodynamics can demonstrate that life is an accumulation of negative utility. I then told them they can expect me to kill myself on a whim because I am not enough of a chump nor masochistic enough to go along with this kind of mass delusion.
>>29772713
I liked to cum out my dickhole
>>29774508
>>29774508
Wow, you are a total dick anon, kys, oh wait...
hello, bye
>>29773199
Blah blah blah
Actually got dubs
Hello mother.
You should have gotten an abortion, but it's too late for that, isn't it. I've gone and aborted myself for you. Anyways, if you're wondering why my brain matter is all over the floor, I'll tell you.
It all started in freshman year. I got expelled, became ostracized, and my life was basically over from the beginning of the good part of my life. My computer was my life until I was 21 and you kicked me out. I had to adjust to a world that couldn't understand me. I was never meant for the sweet taste of having friends, and a life. I walked this earth with no friends, no life, no-one to understand me for twenty-six years. Now, I've had enough of it.
Hopefully you will understand that I don't want to live. If you want to think of me as selfish, go on ahead, you'd be the selfish one for obligating me to live a life I don't want to live. I wish for you to cremate me and not fill me with chemicals, but there's not going to be any chemicals seeing as how my circulatory system is wide open in my head. So please don't have a funeral with a casket, just cremate me and do what you wish with it. I honestly don't give a shit.
Your son,
-Anon
>>29772713
n
I like the letter N because my name starts with it, so I guess that's my suicide letter.
>>29775088
>Hello mother.
>You should have gotten an abortion, but it's too late for that, isn't it. I've gone and aborted myself for you.
thanks for the chuckle
To whom it may concern:
I'm sorry I killed all of those children. Hah, just kidding. Fucking normies. If I can't get them I'll get their kids.
SinceREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEly,
Pepe.good thing I'm not suicidal :^)
has anyone ever become a beta provider, 'my wifes son' etc, and then killed themselves? after getting rid of all the money of course
would be pretty funny
>>29774609
I'm a dick because I wont stay alive so other people can enjoy my company? Sure suicide is selfish but how selfless can I reasonably expect myself to be. Living an entire terible life for the benefit of others is monastic tier selflessness. Fuck that shit.
I'm glad i've taken care of everything and that i can now die.
>>29775341
Why not actually become a monk then
meditation, selflessness and cessation get you nirvana
Going hiking, don't wait up.
Love you guys.I'm not an asshole, so I'm faking an accident.
>>29775457
>not an asshole
at least finding you dead in the living room is instant unlike a missing persons case. having hope youre still alive days after youve killed yourself, sounds like the more assholish thing to do
>>29775392
Why put in all that work into shutting down the hippocampus when there is an easier way? besides how many people i the history of ever lived a genuine stoic life?
>>29775495
Kid accidentally stumbled off cliff: dead kid, cruel world, a bunch of fags saying "the kid's in heaven now ;^))"
Kid killed self: dead kid, cruel world, almost assuredly your fault, a person you loved and cared for was in incredible pain for an extended period of time, religious people think the kid's going to Hell, you could have prevented this, if they have asshole friends or siblings they might literally blame you, fear that someone else in family will follow suite
>>29775515
If you hate life so much, then why would you give into its will by killing yourself? The most efficient way to resist the will is through asceticism.
>>29775595
>autist accidentally stumbled off cliff
>RIP
>pfftt HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
unless you are a kid, in that case get b&
Just in case I ever write one:
I feel obligated to state the fact that I am glad to have witnessed the miracle that is life. To have experienced this thing that we have decided to call "Life". I also would like to rush myself and state the fact that humans are just animals, and by that I mean that we are literally animals with a primal cortex in our heads that control us and drives us to reproduce no matter the reasons.
We have in the past few centuries reached an exponential advancement in next to every field that we know of, and looking at it, I can certainly say that we humans have a big potential but.. something went wrong in our evolution. We went too fast, the world and nature both didn't catch up. It is truly ironic that we have advanced so much, yet we are still controlled by our most primal urges.
What I despised the most was the fact that some people believed in good and bad. But reality is so much different. You get to do whatever you want in life, but for some of us who have been subjected to certain life styles because of the concept of society and how it always will have outcasts, then it is certainly neither wrong or right/good or bad that I choose to take my own life.
I just feel ashamed that all of this, just took place on this one planet that we do not deserve. My mind boggles with the amount of space out there and the possibilities. I get angry over the fact that a minority is leading our scientific advancements.
Dear humanity. Do whatever the fuck you want. You won't make it past the solar system anyway. We are cancer to the milky way.
Signed.
>>29772713
I hate you all and myself, and I died happily knowing that I'd no longer have to deal with the struggle of life.
Suck my necro cock.
-Anon
>writing a suicide letter
top kek
>>29775599
Because this is where Schopenhauer and I part ways. I don't give a fuck about denying will or whatever. All I care about is reducing my level of discomfort. Life is uncomfortable to me therefore I kill myself. Its a straight line.
>>29775684
Adult hikers and climbers are constantly dying around where I live.
I could even fake a climbing accident.
I want to write something like this. Short and accurate.
>>29775854
You're too much of a pussy to actually do it though
The Jews did this
-Anon
Dear mum.
Im sorry i tried.
>>29776021
I TRIED SO HARDAND ORIGINALED SO FAR
I never got to experience love but I did experience a lot of other stuff and I feel it's enough at this point.
Getting real bitter & bored with life or whatever you prefer to call it.
I'll go and see what's next.
Please don't blame yourselves, this was my decision. I'm sorry for doing this.
Don't have a funeral. Dispose of my body as cheaply and easily as possibly.
>>29775961
yes, unfortunately it seems that way. But I'm still obligated to
>>29776141
>just cool old casual me writing a casual old cool suicide note like it ain't nuttin!
You must be a cool, casual kind of guy.
Fuck off you ugly fucks. I'm not sorry, and this was your fault. You made me go through hell and then expected me to be alright. I probably would've done this anyway because life blows, but you guys made sure I was ready to go at any fucking minute. Fuck you.
>>29776163
>obligated
lol, in what sense
>>29776267
calling people ugly is rude you might hurt one of their feelings :<
>>29776218
/me shrugs
>And you all thought I was content.
Done.
Suicide letters are for chumps. If anyone actually cared I wouldnt be killing myself, and I sure as fuck wont be giving them the satisfaction and closure a letter would bring.
>>29773199
Immunity cat has protected me for a long time, but I'm not going to take the risk with this one
>>29773199
ok, ok you got me
I have failed to live up to my own expectations. Every day I feel my potential slipping away, and I don't possess the ability to change that.
This is not your fault. Please do not blame yourselves. I love you all.
"Don't come to my funeral on some fake shit"
----Drake
------(My name)
>>29774342
>I'm the only one that got 10/10
>tfw I just copied the ending of Robert Hawkins' suicide note
Feels good
>>29773199
Guck off
>>29773346
Only sensible post in the thread. Sadly it will likely be dismissed as fedora-tipper-tier by everyone.
>>29776282
Well in the same sense lifecucks are obligated to go to their jobs. Like work, killing myself is something I must do even with some degree of reluctance
Rosebud
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I want to write a letter that makes them feel guilty. Not one that makes them feel at peace, nor one that makes them feel justified for hating me. I want one that makes them feel guilty for everything.
"It was just so hard living the way I did. Everyday I woke up knowing my life was worthless, less than even trash. I wish I could have felt loved before I died."
>>29776609
Dear Mom
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Your son
>>29776668
Ouch, the edge. Ow
>>29775800
stealing this one for when I off myself tonight
>>29772713
I know everyone did their best. Why should I judge you for not saving me when I can't save myself, now? Everyone who hurt me had a sad story just like me.
I needed something no one could give me, and I think I made it clear a few times I was in trouble. What else could I have done?
I had some great memories and peaked early. Even now there are certain moments in my life that felt magical and sweet. Maybe I didn't have as many as other people, but after a few, I wonder if dozens or hundreds make that much of a difference.
If I grew up in a better environment, I think I could have been great. I had it in me, in my whole state. I was just damaged too much and too early.
Being angry at the people who hurt me does nothing. Killing them would do nothing. Forgiving them would do nothing. There is nothing to do. When one person kills another, it is the murderer who lives. It's over.
>>29776697
Yeah? well fuck you too buddy. I'm not going to be like some of the sorry kissass faggots in here and pretend I don't fucking hate the guts of the people who willingly made my life shit.
>>29776846
lt's time to grow up, kiddo.
>>29776928
Oh, so apparently you have to start being some kind of selfless retard to grow up? There is nothing wrong with hating people who treat you like shit, in fact you'd be deranged not to.
I was nothing but a constant failure and disappointment to myself and those around me. Don't be sad, this is the best outcome for me. There's not a chance I could have been remotely competent at dealing with the further challenges life holds. The next realm of consciousness will be more fun anyway.
Sorry for everything, and thanks to everyone who put up with me.
>>29776846
Fuck that guy, it was a good note man. I wanted for a long time to guilt trip my parents in my suicide note.
>>29776450
10/10, I feel the same way.
>>29774489
8/10, a little wordy, but I understand wanting to go out eloquently.
>>29776689
actually not bad. Most anti-suicide rhetoric ought to get slapped with this
Death...and beyond the infiniteI like to keep things short
>>29777028
10/10, best one so far
>>29777055
>not "too infinity and beyond" with a cutout of buzzlightyear
>>29776985
>Waaaaaah! Ouch! Life is so painful and bitter! Why did you do this to me mom, you fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29777088
I was refrencing 2001: A Space Odyssey with that one but yours works just as well, if not better.
>>29777095
>mom
Only decent person in my life. Yeah, my life sucks, now fuck off. What, do you want me to say "Oooh I'm so sorry, it's not your fault, I'm just a failure"? That isn't me, so I won't act like someone I'm not.
I've been thinking alot about it ever since I bought helium tank and IMO whatever you write in that letter it's gonna sound pathetic and it's better not to write anything at all
you should really think twice
>>29777111
Yeah I know, I watched the movie, and read the book.
>>29777141
"you" is a grouchy, greasy whine-baby?
You wear a mask, and your face has grown to fit it, because you can't stop trying to put on the edge-show for mommy. Grow up little boy.
>>29777272
Yeah, now fuck off. I'm allowed to fucking hate life.
If you're reading this, I'm already dead.
>>29777294
Do you need a kiss on the mouth to make you feel better?
>>29776334
This tbqh familio. Original post
>>29777313
Why are you so upset that I hate life? I didn't hate you, and I still don't. So why do you care? I'm I supposed to feel bad for not liking it?
>>29777352
You are obsessed with your own suffering
You aren't going to a thing
no one really believed that i wanted to die and believed my feelings and i was left with little treatment and the care that i needed
i was constantly told "well, everyone has these issues" but i feel like the obligation to kill myself is far stronger than a lot of people, yet i feel like im overvalidating my problems when i say that, yet now i feel like im making it seem like i dont have problems...it is difficult to talk about how i feel in a comfortable way
i really just want to sit in the laundry mat, grocery store, park, and be peaceful and glad but people would not be okay with it. and i would still be in a physical body, limited to muscle and bone, so it is still sad. i wish I didn't have to be stuck in one form and shape forever.
i just want to ride my bike and then drink bleach and die on a park bench and that is what i have probably done by the time you read this
love u i think
maybe ill see u if there is another world
ps: i hope good people get help when they need it
>>29777095
How can anyone not feel the same way?
>>29777851
Most robots do
>>29773199
nicememe.website
>>29777683
dont kill yourself dude really please
>>29776479
"you gonna miss me when I'm gonnne"
--white Iverson
"I did it for the lulz."
bloxxx
>>29773199
Gosh darn it bobby
I am gonna go see the Lynyrd Skynyrd in heaven.
yours forever-Chester
Dear, Mom and Dad.
My entire existence has been like an out-of-body experience. I've never fit in anywhere, nor have I felt any of the emotions I'm supposed to, just apathy and sometimes sadness. This isn't your fault, you tried your best. It's just the way I'm wired I guess.
I know this isn't what you had in mind when you had me, but I have to do it. I am just not made for this place, and that isn't going to change.
You'll find me at my favorite spot in the woods, near the creek, a bit north of where the old block utility building used to be. I'll probably be sitting underneath a tree at the bank. Please send the EMTs/Police there, I don't want to make this any worse for you.
I don't care what you do for my burial, just make sure it doesn't cost too much. Don't bother with any theatrics either. No pastor, no eulogy, just cremate me, or put me in a box or whatever.
Bye guys. Sorry it had to be this way.I'm probably not actually gonna do it until my parents die, but this is what I'd write if I were going through with it tomorrow.
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!!!
-Fred Durst.
Now before I say anything else, let me make this very clear:
Ending my life prematurely is just something I've come to accept.
VoluntariIy, even.
Everybody saw this coming so why tiptoe around it?
Remember, this is what I wanted.
God knows I wasn't fit for this world.
Only a matter of time before I'd break.
Now's that time, I suppose.
No more excuses to delay the inevitable.
Assuming I'm dead when you read this, I do have two final requests to ask of you.
Grieve.
In the honor of the man I once was, not the body laying at your feet.
Visualize the man you planned on growing old with.
Even if that's not your wish anymore, cherish the happy moments we did share.
You are the only lasting light in my life.
Out of the whole world, you were the one thing keeping me here.
Understand, I don't mean it's your fault when I say you took away my purpose for living.
Until we meet again.
Please forgive me, my heart's been aching, but I'm too shy to say it.
>>29778544
10/fucking10
Who's it for? Wife? GF?
>>29778544
- Rick Astley
Hey mom hey dad
I hope this isn't too big of shock and I hope you guys don't blame yourselves, it's not your fault I don't even think it's anyone's. I just can't take it anymore being a pariah and mediocre in everything I do. Not to force a shitty analogy or anything but if the world is a puzzle then I am a piece that shouldn't have been in the box. Fact is if I continued to live if probably just be an outsider for the rest of my days and I don't want that in the slightest. The only reason I've not done this sooner is because I didn't want to hurt you guys. Fact is you were some of the only people to ever care about me and for that I'll always love you.
Sincerely B
>>29778722
This is painfully accurate, anon. My name even starts with B. We're not gonna make it, are we?
>>29772840
I disagree
ALL NIGGERS ARE OREGANO
>>29773199
fuck no pzl mommy d
"moms gonna freak out!!!"ojmn657bfvtyuty
>>29778790
I don't know anon.
> god dammit robot fuck off
>>29773199
Not today
Oreganooo
The first draft of this was written before we met. It was angrier, lazier, and more frustrated. It was immature and hopeless. I threw it away when we met, but even if I hadn't, I know I wouldn't recognize the person that had written it. I'm writing the final draft now, tired, but forgiving. You aren't around anymore to read it, but I still want to make it nicer than the first, just for you. You were what made life worth it. You fueled my progress, initiated my successes, and even eased my losses. I miss you so much, too much. My only hope is that the things you used to believe are true, and if I do this, I'll see you again.
With all the love in the world, Puppy.
Don't forget to
Hello Mother, hello Father, here I'm hanging under this Cedar.
Life is very overrated. So I hung myself to stop feeling this pain
>>29773199
Could you maybe
just possibly
perhaps potentially
by any chance
not?
Because I just fucking hate this world.
Hello folks. If you're reading this, the voidgazer living in my closet has driven me to the edge , and I asked my beautiful loli girlfriend Shana to impale me w/ her katana. As you can see, my blood now stains the carpet, and Shana is long gone. I was like, "When you're done, run far away. You need not be punished for doing me such an amazing deed."
Anyhow, all that's left is the voidgazer. And my corpse. Worry not, his species is not of the necrophagist type. He can be your son now.
Sayonara, mothafaggots. Even on the brink of death, I still got it!~
>>29773199
For fuck's sake. You son of a bitch. Here you go, please spare her.
>>29772797
Belgium is a non country
>>29774260
yeah...direct hit on the feels anon. Anyone can function in society. Just give it time m8. It sounds like youre young and when youre young, you really have no perception of the future. Who knows, you might just be in the right place at the right time and make it big?
I find living an excruciating boredom and thus I'm taking an early exist,
bye friends
>>29773199
FUCKING TERRIBLE NORMIE CHAIN LETTER MEME BULLSHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29773199
Meme magic has gone too far for me to take this chance.
>>29772713
I'm dreadfully sorry it eventually came to this but this is the end result of my errors and the problems I find myself no longer able to cope with on a daily level. Please don't blame yourself and please don't publicize me in any way. really please don't blame yourselves. You tried raising an error the best you could.
I'm just not going to have any more surprises or alarms, no more madness and crushing pain anymore. Good night.
you're all faggots, just open my computer and you can put the shitty pieces together.
>>29773199
she's me source o fmoneys no death tonight
>>29773199
bingoggles
>>29779788
>she's me source o fmoneys
do you whore her out or something
>>29773199
shangress
I'm pretty sure everyone knew it would end this way. Sorry I disappointed you all because I was a total failure at everything. I probably should have listened and tried to change but I guess it doesn't really matter now.
Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great.
>I couldn't hang, sorry
While I hang myself from a door knob
I just wanted you guys to be proud of me
But there's something wrong with me, some missing stuff
I can't sort it out
Best I can do is free you of the headache that would be to guide this emotional wreck called me.
I ALMOST made it. Being a loser for most of my life and briefly having a taste of what it feels like to be popular and even loved, and for me to only have it all come crashing down beyond repair really is just forcing me to this decision. Whenever you think you're finally winning, you may not be for long, and even when you really are, there is nothing to be won in the end.
Cya l8r alligator
I'm just writing this for the fuck of it. I don't care what happens or who reads this cause I'm gonna be DEAD and I'm not gonna give a shit.
Yeah I don't give enough of a shit about anything. My life blows, I'm a loser, blah blah blah. If you're reading this, go fuck yourself.
I want to feel like I feel when I'm asleep.And I'm not sorry about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
>>29773199
Robitt
>>29772713
I've written one in my head many times. Each time it's different, though.
Usually it's pretty long. Sometimes I write different ones to different people because I have different messages I want to get across.
I might write one in my head tonight. It's been a fucking terrible day for me.
>>29773199
n000o0o0o0ooooo
I was diagnosed with aspergers in middle school (I think). I'm not sure if I actually have it. In middle school and high school I didn't have many friends. I half assed high school. I'm under 6 foot, I don't have "tall privilege" (I don't like to use that buzzword "privilege" lol). I still haven't gone to college. Even my mentally ill NEET older brother has booty calls, I'm still a virgin.
>>29772713
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
p.s: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
I'm sorry for for all I've done and failed to do
>>29772713
Brb re-rolling stats
>>29772713
For the last few years everywhere I went it rained on me. I was just tired of it, that's all. Its like when you have a headache all day and can't wait to get home and sleep? Just think of that on a larger scale. I still love you guys. Just needed to sleep.
>>29780558
at least you dont have a younger brother who's not a virgin while you still areif you do im so sorry
>>29780721
I'd say replace "on a larger scale" with "except it never ends". The rest is very good, especially the first and last sentences.
>>29780800
cheers thanks m8y
>>29773238
>Implying what you wrote wasn't gibberish
>>29773199
No please no, i need her in my life
>>29773199
replying in case meme magic is real. fuck you
>>29780595
Fuck you I even read that in his voice
>>29773199
damn your dubs!
>>29773199
god fucking dammit anon i cant take the risk
>>29773346
This is a good note that many people will say is "le edgy fedora tip".
>>29773199
I saw the dubs so I'll just reply..just in case, yknow?
>>29773199
byeah byeah beyah
>>29773199
seriously, why.
This would be mine:
"Just dispose me in the trash2
>>29773199
I am formally checking your dubs
>>29773199
immunity cat please save our moms
>>29772713
"well lads, I tried my best, but it just wasn't to be".
"I have already experienced more pain than most of you will feel in your entire lives. As such I hope you won't mind if you think I have absorbed more than enough pain, and decide to let it all go."
"I never really had a chance considering who my parents were. Even considering that genetic traits skip a generation, I don't want to pass on those genes. I don't feel any bitterness. Best of luck to you all. Goodbye for now, we'll meet again."
>>29772713
I'll never be an actual woman and now all I'm left with is a disgustingly disfigured body. Don't mourn me. Just warn others so they don't go down the same path.
>>29780721
>Just needed to sleep.
OK I love you.
>>29773199
checked and replied
>>29773199
Fuck you and meme magic.
"My life was a joke and I had a good laugh. Cheers"
I figure I'll just scribble down that classic line from Heart of Darkness before Kurts dies; "the horror, the horror". Really, leaving a note is a pussy thing to do
>>29773199
Replying to this post, don't die yet mummy
>29773199
>mfw not replying
>mfw mom dies
>>29772713
I never understood any of you.
"I'm sorry I couldn't be the man you need. I'm sorry I couldn't be the husband you wanted. I'm sorry that I'm a failure as a father. Please give our son a good life with my life insurance"
Then I proceed to get into a car "accident"
>>29781776
PS You wanted the kids, now you have them but you'll never get your alimony, BITCH!
>>29781691
My mother is a manipulative bitch. If she died, my siblings would be pissed at me for trying harder to feel bad that she died.
>>29780721
>For the last few years everywhere I went it rained on me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0RTWVzmP1s
>>29772713
i wouldn't write a suicide note
i don't care about anybody enough to spend time thinking up something impactful, really i just don't give a fucking shit, all of the value of the words i write and the feelings i feel expire on the same day, if it's not perfect then there's no fucking point in tarnishing my death with a plebian cringeworthy suicide note when i could just leave behind a piece of garlic bread that i cummed on instead
>>29781952
wew this edgy autism
Nobody caredoriginal suicide note
>>29773199
fek u
Dear reader; this may be blindingly obvious but I am presently dead, and expect to remain so for the indefinite future.
My Solicitor's telephone number is in the cabinet with my stash; help yourself to anything clearly labelled.
- G.P.S
>>29777974
I probably will m8...sry
>>29773199
Jail timee
>>29773199
fk off
>>29772713
In reality, if I did kill myself I think my family would be surprised but since they're all normalfags I doubt they'd understand why. Like for example, they know I'm an autist, don't go out and don't have any friends but they they think I somehow get by well.
So I probably won't write a suicide letter. Just leave it as it is
Also the same week I an hero, I'll go to the movies or hang out with my sister so she doesn't feel at fault since she can be emotional
>>29773199
ok then i'm going to reply
See you on the other side.
Don't cry for me momma.
>>29773199
Please no
Origino comentarino
Congratulations, you've found my corpse!
...however you'll never know where I buried the treasure unless you're clever.
1 34 A 0 27 K
PS; mind the blood
I'd like to dedicate this masterpiece to the alumni who used to occupy the executive board. My life hasn't been the same since you've shown up. I never really thought highly of myself; I was depressed throughout most of my formative years. I was also a real creep, so I always thought it was my fault that I was so damaged. There were a few people who understood me on some level and tried to help, for the most part I was on my own.
That's when I found you guys. Smart, nerdy, people from every walk of life. People I could call friends. I got accepted (by a bunch of people who aren't you fucks), and for once I really felt like my life was together and that I deserved to be happy.
If I had never met you, I might still feel that way. But what you did ruined me, and I'll never be the same. Even when I thought I had risen above what you did, the pure hatred I had for every one of you was a defining part of my personality. I had to hate you, because you made me feel like garbage, and I had to defy you to defy your opinion of me. As you can see, that didn't work out in the end. I guess you win.
I know you don't give a fuck about me, but maybe when you read this, you'll feel bad. Not about what you did to me, but about the people you are. That's all a fella can really ask for in this life.
Anyways, fuck you.
"OOH-hoo hoo, you gonna kick, you gonna kick me over her with my own kick. My own Chimpstin kick that I taught you in the second graaade. You son a bitch. You got another thing comin and its me motherfucker."
-Jason Gastrow
>>29773199
U fookin wot m8?
oreggae
>>29773346
I didn't come here to read a novel faggot
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
-Anon
>>29773199
Fuck. Stop cursing me mother anon.
>>29773199
A do ska snow osmsmsowk
>>29772797
Belgium is a non-country
>"I tried so hard. Like, really hard for it not to come to this. However you have to appreciate how far I actually gotten towards this whole ordeal. But in the end I feel like I actually never did anything. It doesn't matter what you may think about me now. You couldn't prevent this, I had to fall this far in the hole. Everything that I had, I had to lose it all. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
>>29783230
9gag tier letter
Round three, no meaningful letter here, fuck you for trying to keep me here.
>>29773199
Frig off brab
>>29773199
hello this is my first post on /r9k/
there was a hole here
now it's gone
>>29772713
I guess I can't fix everything. I'm Sorry.
BRB KILLING SELF LOL
>>29772713
My entire life is a cognitive dissonance.
I don't know what to say. The only thing I know is I'm constantly anxious, paranoid, and inattentive. I don't know anything else.
I can't define myself. I don't know what the real me is anymore. Am I even me? Or just a crude imitation of me? What is me anyway? Me me me me me me me me ad infinitum and I still don't know what my self concept of me is.
I don't know whether I like you, hate you, or feel neutral. I can't verify it myself. Because people say I change a lot. At least, the ones who pay attention.
Tell me what disorder I have? I don't even fucking know anymore.
Why am I sometimes calm, sometimes angry? And why at irregular points of time? Just why? Why why why why why?
I have considered discarding my emotions in favor of monotone reactions, but people would think there's something even more wrong.
And even then, regardless of my comfort in bed, I just can't sleep.
I just want to feel a sense of sameness, regularity, and order. Death feels like that could be the case. Seriously, nothingness, or being resurrected as a being who has a proper and regular self concept, any of those is better than just changing at random.
I went from a Christian to an atheist to a buddhist to a new ager to a chaos magician to a nihilist to an existentialist.
I liked pop, country, metal, rock, classical, prog rock, each I have liked more than the others at one time.
I never finish videogames. I can't finish books. I can't finish my hobbies, whether it be calligraphy, writing, drawing, singing, or playing instruments. I can't think of finished ideas.
It feels like I can never finish anything. I just move on and find something else. I can't settle or stop on something.
Goodbye, i love/hate/am angry/am happy/am sad/feel neutral towards/ feel nothing towards/ you, you, maybe you i think you. You too, maybe not you. I feel something on the emotional spectrum towards a different number of you from zero to infinity.
>>29773199
Fuggg why u do this
>>29784168
are you a womanoc yada yada
All i ever wanted was a fucking girlfriend.
>>29773199
Hey. Laugh, and laugh a lot to scare them alright?
>>29773199
Dkrfiiifudisiddifiifif
>>29773199
Ay
Hol up
Have as much fun as possible. Always always have fun. Enjoy everything as much as you can. Once you die you will never enjoy another thing ever for the rest of forever.
>>29773199
you fuggin monster
>>29773199
Asscheekis
Dear Reddit,
Fuck you.
~ anon
>>29773199
fuck you assholes who post this sick shit
here's the reply
>>29773199
ohsoishtosihtsio
>>29773199
Why would you do this senpai...
>tfw mum just went to bed
>>29772713
I got approached by a hare krishna guy a few minutes ago and he gave me a book about yoga and asked for $10 and I gave him the money. I must die.
>>29773199
oihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyucd yufcccccccccccccccccccccccc7777
Dear to whom it may concern,
I hope I dragged down as many of you as I could with me
>>29779104
Hello muddah, hello fuddah
Let (x) know that it was his fault
Scatter my ashes back in my home country.
I'm too tired for this.
>>29784741
didnt think anyone would get it iibhwy
>>29773199
iksde, hilarious fucking shit
>>29784168
Please don't think of killing yourself yet. Listen to this first
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467790450641.webm
Good luck.
>>29773199
My mom is sleeping right now, not going to ignore meme magic either
>>29784832
>well anon? are you gonna drink my piss or not?
Fuck you cunts
Love,
Insert name here
>>29780558
>In middle school and high school I didn't have many friends
Were you bullied in high school by the popular girls? Please don't kill yourself yet. Listen to this first
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467825382491.webm
>>>/gif/8855218
Hopefully it'll change your mind. Good luck.
My life has no meaning because no one likes mr so I'm going to go kill those asshole kids at the nearby school.
>>29773199
Bazinga Bazooka Zimbabwe
>>29773199
fuck off you enormous faggot with this shitty meme already.
>>29772713
NEVERMORE written in blood on my wall
>>29773199
But then who will pay for my warhams
>>29772713
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
>>29785437
first i was annoyed
then i felt
Suicide really fucks up the people in your life.
If I really wanted to die, I would join the army and hope I died.
At least then I would die in a "palatable" way, and not haunt my family forever.
