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Few weeks ago, I did something sort of strange. I filled a plastic
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Few weeks ago, I did something sort of strange. I filled a plastic bag with lotion, put it between pillows and fucked it.
Since then, I have absolutely ZERO interest in sex. This is because I got the vaguest notion of what sex would be like and so now, I'm completely over the notion. It's really just humping something until you cum, but after that, you'd have to finger your partner for 50 years to make them cum too after you're already uninterested.
Basically, I feel as though sex would be a very stupid waste of time and I haven't had a single urge to have sex or replicate any odd forms of masturbation since then.
I feel free.

Let me clarify that I know a plastic bag won't feel like actual sex, but I believe the experience felt just enough like sex to my virgin subconscious and penis that I now no longer care because I see how overrated, animalistic and overall retarded an endeavour it is. No amount of "love" will ever make it anything more than that. *tips fedora*
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>>29772530
...So did you make the plastic bag come, or did you fail at that, too?
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>>29772577
t. pussy slave.
Oregano.
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>>29772622
I like seeing my victims quiver.
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