>be outside trimming the bushes and a lady stops to give compliment and ask for landscaping advice
>spaghetti is falling out of her pockets while we talk
>ask her if she wants me to come over and "trim her bush" for her
>she stutters and says she'd like that
I think you know what happened next.
>>29771837
You woke up right?
what clippers were you using landbro?
You fixed the cable?
>>29771950
Just some cheapo black & decker.