>Decide to lose my virginity to an escort today
>Find a pretty bitch, don't have a car so opt for an incall
>Call her up, she has a nice voice, discuss that it'll take 20 minutes to get to my house
>Spend 20 minutes a nervous wreck
>She eventually shows up, I can tell she actually might be the girl in the picture, but +40 pounds
>Absolutely fucking HATE fatties
>She gets the door, same voice all giddy
>"Ok Tyrone I made it to the guys house"
>Oh FuckFuckFuck
>Tell her I never ordered an escort
>"Tyrone this kids fucking with me"
>Tell her I think a friend might have called her to my house as a prank, but she recognize my voice
>Keep with the friend lie
>She spent 60$ on a babysitter
>It's ok I'll just give Tyrone your adress
>I live with my mom so that's not an option
>"No, no please, I can pay you for driving down but I'm fucking broke (half true) and I didnt ask my friend to call you in"
>End up paying 40 bucks to not get beat up by a pimp LITERALLY NAMED TYRONE
Welp guess I'll just be a virgin, don't wanna keep wasting money and time trying to get my dick wet cause this is the third time I've went to one that turned out to be fake, even though the first two were incalls so I never risked pimps coming and fucking up my shit
Also, what do?
>>29771452
Opt for an outcall**
>>29771452
What was tyrone there for anyways? Was he gonna cuck you?
>>29771549
He was on the phone
>Find Tyrone. Kill Tyrone.
>>29771549
Driver/bodyguard. Have you never gotten an escort?
Are you in America? Amerifag here but scared I may be prosecuted
>>29771831
CanadaFag
>>29772555
>>29771831
I'm just worried about niggers breaking into my house
I bet she wasnt even +40 pounds at all, more likely you chickened out and made up an excuse.
>>29771831
>>29772555
In Canada it's very unlikely, just ask for IDs if the girl looks really young. Where I live in Canaduh, police will crash escorts place only if they have a report of underage prostitution. or try to bait customers with underage girls.
>>29771452
Hey OP, Use the internet ma man. Almost all my girlfriends and past fucks have been from the internet, and there have been many. I lost my virginity from a girl i met on the internet.
If you want to know where to go i can help you dude, no problem
>>29772935
Yes please Fampai
I'm joining the military soon and I don't want to be a virgin when I get there so there's only a few months
Casinos my friend. I'm a truck driver and whenever I'm close to a Casino, I stay there for the night. There's hookers everywhere and you can see them before you buy them. I always opt for the petite girls. I'm not a chubby chaser either, although I've slept with some "curvy" women before. They stink and look awful naked. They take their ass hugging jeans off and their ass just plops down. They take their shirt off of their big busty tits and they just plop down. It's a boner killer. Short qt girls with B-C cup tits and small but round ass are my thing. Race doesn't really matter, as long as they are 100% nigger.
>>29773164
Cool i was waiting for a reply actually lmao.
Ok so when i was 17 I fucked a 28 year old chick from craigslist. She was not bad at all, so craigslist is a great place. There are a ton of horny females that wouldnt mind taking a guys virginity. Dont do escorts. I just got my dick sucked by a hooker in Vegas, and it wasnt fun dude. You want a horny chick, not a money horny chick. Anyways if you make a post on craigslist with a DECENT pic of you (not a dick pic) You will likely get a few emails, and you can keep moving your post to the top every 15 minutes. Anyways thats the worse option, will work, but i have better.
Download the app Meetme. If i can only tell you how crazy good this app is. TONS of girls. You might not score with a 10/10, its very hard, but you can EASILY find good chicks to fuck if your a decently nice dude(not too nice, but just the right amount of nice).
Was 16 and felt like a loser being a virgin because no one else was a virgin, just wanted to lose it. So i met a girl from from tagged(which is dead now so dont bother) and i lost it, i was terrible and came wayy too quick but thats bound to happen the first time, thats why im glad i got it over with. Anyways MEETME. Since that first time ive fucked like 15 different chicks from meetme over the course of like 3 years. Found many great relationships too man. Pic related, was a girlfriend i met off of meetme. She was a crazy slut and i loved her. Anyways yea make a profile and put some decent non creepy pics up, have a decent chill"about me" maybe mention you will be joining the military soon (will give you some bonus points).
Reply when you get this man. I know you will be successful.
Short note: I am NOT a chad. Im a pretty average dude thats sucks at talking to girls in person and breaking the ice. But i break the ice online VERY well, so thats something ya wanna do.
>>29773581
Thanks a lot for the advice friendo but at the same time I already have Tinder and continually fail at it (even tho I aint that ugly imo)
Could those places take my virginity in the next 2~ months?
>>29774512
Broooooo tinder SUCKS. Like seriously i never got anything good on Tinder. Has a terrible system set up. And yea man of course. Dude within a day or too you will likely find a couple girls to talk to if you set your profile up tonight. And then just keep talking to them for a little bit until you can get their number, itll be really easy dude trust me. I find it really easy to talk to girls online, you likely will too, just get a feel for it.
TINDER SUCKS ASS DONT USE IT lmao
>>29774512
ALSO. If you have an extra 10 bucks to waste buy 10 bucks worth of those points on meetme. After you set up your profile use the spotlight thing with points on one of your good pictures or good posts and it will SPEEEEEED UP THE PROCESS. Your shit will show up first to every girl in your area/state. You will be talking to girls in minutes, and im not even kidding.
>>29774683
Part of me says "he's a shill"
But another part of me says "he just wants me to get my dick wet"
>>29774853
Look friend. I want you to get your dick wet. I feel bad when i see guys in need just like i was. I just think to myself "FUCK if they only knew about this i feel like they would be successful" Im actually about to make a large post on r9k explaining everything, so i can hopefully help a ton of dudes get pussy. You wont regret it bro
>>29774962
Am I on the right track?
>>29775087
Oh shit nononono lol. Change that shit naaaaoooo. Dont say you want sex. Some chicks want sex but they will never admit it and they get enough pervs just asking for sex. Make a NORMAL about me, maybe mentioning what kind of person you are.
When i said mention that you want to fuck i meant on a craigslist post, not on meetme lol.
On meetme you will have to play it cool like you arent after sex but dont worry, you WILL get that. Change it up and try again bro lol
who the fuck even brings an escort to their house? moms house ontop of that.
