You have room for 25 names.
What do?
idk probably write like 25 names down or something like that idk
>>29769670
Probably lose the book on the way home while I stop at McDonald's to get a quick snack
Write my name 25 times.
>>29769670
write "god" so I can bask at the glory of you christfedoras getting buttblasted haha
Learn to write smaller.
>>29769670
Burn the book.
The fact that the book exists means both heaven and hell exist. By writing in the book I'm screwing myself over and being unable to enter heaven.
>>29769738
Jesus anon, get some help
>>29769670
Keith Stanfield
>>29769825
Someone is basing his DN knowledge on fanfiction again.
>everyone my kill list (about 5 people)
>a few asshole millionaires, make them wire a lot of money into a bank account I control before dying
>the rest with the same formula: Anonette goes to Anon's home and becomes his dedicated sex slave. 23 days later she goes out and kills herself.
Write op 24 times
>And one for myself
>>29769738
You would have a few seconds after writing it once, before you have a heart attack. So, writing it 25 times would be impossible.
>>29769825
>The fact that the book exists means both heaven and hell exist
This is incorrect.
top 25 richest people tbqh
Have it so i come in from a different dimension
and kill myself 24 times and the last time stick around to wreak havoc only to die from pushing a massive turd out
>>29770194
Can't I set the time of death if I recall correctly?
>>29770304
Yes. Though once should be enough.
Write my name, I die peacefully in my sleep at an old age after living a life if luxury, the book conspires to make this happen
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Barack Obama
Then we are forced to get our first libertarian president.
Also I would write a qts name and prolong the death and force her to keep having sex with me
I WOULD WRITE THE NAME OF DONALD OJ TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S RACIST
Write my name there 24 times in different crazy (but possible) ways. Set to happen at the same time during the next day. Incase it doesnt work for some reason I'll just use the heartattack method with the last spot.
>>29770072
>>29770194
Wait now I'm confused, what does that rule about heaven and hell mean then?
>>29770397
I would prolong the death until we are old and have been married for 50 years, meaning if I die before then she lives eternally to worship me.
>>29770428
I think it's a max of like 15 days though. But still 15 days of a qt all to yourself is worth it
>>29770406
> DONALD OJ TRUMP
Some random orange juice merchant dies
>>29770447
Holy kek amigo
>>29770426
Ryuuk explicitly states at one point that there is no heaven or hell. Or maybe Raito said it, and Ryuuk confirmed it.
Apropo, "Light" is a retarded name to give him. What the fuck kind of a name is "Light"? Why didn't they just name him "Dildo"?
>>29770445
I sweat light does an elaborate ruse for around 6 months making him forget his memory and a whole bunch of shit, but its been a while since I have seen it.
I'd take 15 days though
>>29769670
Write:
>Chad x11
>Stacey x11
>OP
>Myself
>>29769670
>first figure out how the rules work just like Light
>kill some top tier mofos and see if anything actually changes in the world
>make some of them write ominous suicide notes like "The goyim know"
>have some of them die on live tv shows so that I can make them say and do stuff
Things like that, 25 names should be plenty even if you blow the first five on practice
>>29770477
No No No.
In like Episode Two Ryuuk make this big old grandiose speech about who ever so uses the death note may nether go to heaven nor go to hell.
idk just google the top 20 persons by networth
then off trump so we can get some actual white pride militias going on = actual race war
then hillary because why not
then sanders because fuck second options
then putin because it would be interesting
and finally leonardo dicaprio for the giggles
>>29770597
>Hillary Clinton
>Suicide: After writing a detailed memoir about the new world order and everything she knows she decides to hang herself after submitting copies of her memoir to multiple alternative journalists/news companies.
NWO= Defeated
>>29770629
Yeah and I forget but later on its confirmed there never was a heaven or hell
>>29770194
40 seconds. That's probably enough time.
>>29770483
That's totally different. Nothing to do with writing your own name into the notebook.
For the record the maximum amount of time for the Death Note is 23 days. You can't set a death beyond that.
>>29770587
You didn't actually read my post, did you, you imbecile?
>>29770629
Yes, he did. That doesn't invalidate what I said.
If there is no heaven or hell, then you won't be going to either.
>>29770587
"Raito" is the Japanese transliteration of the English "light"
>>29770395
Max time is 23 days.
>>29770641
>detailed memoir
How long can you prolong the death again according to Desu Noto rurus? I remember there was some time limit. If you could have them write entire books that would be amazing
I force someone I hate to do something embarrassing before they die. Hahaha!
>>29770629
At the end it flashes back to that and shows the rest of the conversation where light states "that means there is no heaven or hell." Then the final rule in the How to Use states you exist in nothingness.
>>29770698
23 days I think and you can probably have all of the mainstream politicians like the bushs and c/lit/tons write memoirs within those days
>>29769670
The obvious answer would be to become a professional killer and make sure that the 25 names pay enough to live in luxury forever. Does it come with a Shinigami?
>>29770564
you should consider adding your math teacher to the list.
You can use the Death Note to control people before they die, so I'd make Stacy my fuckslave before forcing her to kill Chad then herself.
>>29769670
Shillary, Trump and Merkel.
Will keep the rest for later.
>>29771321
(((Cuck detected)))
(((Cuckold alert)))
I'd only use like 3 on personal enemies and try to remove a bunch of world leaders who are globalists and/or religious fanatics:
Erdogan
Al-Baghdadi
Shillary
Soros
Juncker
>>29769670
I would try to kill some really shitty people, preferably in a way that would kill more evil shitty people since you can choose how they die in details.
I would save the last name for myself so I can die without feeling a lot of pain somewhere far away so I don't sadden my old mother.
>>29769738
I'd just start writing and wouldn't stop until I ran out of space
>>29771221
You can't make people kill someone else with the death note.
Chad will require his own seperate entry.
I've read this shit like 5 times, so I will point out all the errors you make. But not because of autismo.
>write the names of the most significant world leaders
>omit one obvious one
>mfw everyone thinks he was up to it the next day
>>29769670
Write my name 25 times
not original apparently
John Oliver
Stephen Colbert
Jon Stewart
All 22 Green Bay Packers starters
I would do a single hit for some mafia guy for a couple million, or I would threaten that same guy for a couple million, and I would live off the money and probably never touch the book again until I needed to. All I want is a life where I don't have to work or be stressed out about money all the time.
I write my ex down. I still haven't told anyone we broke up. It'd give me a nice background for the future girls I try to gf.
>>29769670
I'd make 25 mudslimes blow up in america and all claim it for for islam or some shit so we can be justified in bombing them.
>>29769738
Sounds about right, came into the thread to post this myself.
>>29769670
I don't even touch the damn thing.
>>29772769
>You can't make people kill someone else with the death note.
You can, , though. Watch the after the first season.
>thread isn't 25 replies of variations of 'my own name' or 'myself'
might as well start posting on facebook now, same fucking shit.
>>29773149
Eat shit you non American subhuman. You don't even exist to us. I don't even understand how you can hate a country. It makes no fucking sense.
All the important Rothschilds and Rockafellers, George Soros if theirs room.
