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fapped to weird unexplainable fetish I am too ashamed to talk about even on /r9k/
>>29769239
Interracial stuff
>>29769309
Don't be ashamed. We fap to almost everything. I'm that your fettish isn't big deal here.
>>29769239
this video, I'm dead serious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM
A YouTube video of Anita Sarkeesian talking about videogame feminism.
>>29769394
Yeah I've jacked off to anita while imagining she's insulting and dominating me
>>29769239
I put about ten of these on my cock and they feel great.
Plus, they taste like big meat cheerios afterwards
>>29769436
I'm pretty sure she's fucking great in bed. Can picture her riding a dick on top while insulting you. Hot.
I put peanut butter on my penis and sat on my front porch in the dead of night trying to coerce my dog to lick it off, eventually she did while I thought about a slutty daddy issues scene girl I went to band class with.
>>29769374
Hahahahaha oh wow.
My scat fetish isn't so bad after all.
>>29769239
Thisthread will be fetish fuel for some.
>>29769578
to be fair I've always had a neanderth fetish and knowing how she would sound is a major turn on
It was like this really obese French woman getting fucked by a skinny young male. They showed this really hot girl at the beginning. She was supposed to be like the male's mistress or something. Then she looks outside and sees her boytoy talking to her fat mother. It was all in French, but I think that was the gist of what was going on. Anyways, the girl looks out her window and sees the male hitting on her fat mom while she's putting up clothes on the wire. This mother is really, really fat and she's got a bit of a unibrow. She talks in this really manly voice. Then she takes off her clothes and bends over, and the male starts fucking her. Her ass is just fucking disgusting. She hasn't shaved or taken a shower in a very long time. I could actually see flies buzzing around it. The male just starts plowing this girl's landwhale of a mother while she helplessly watches on.
At the time I had a big thing for fatties, French girls, and moms, so I actually thought it was pretty hot. Something about the scenario really did it for me too. I still have a bit of a thing for older French ladies now, especially if they're fat. I've never met one or seen one though. I spent some time in France, but everyone there was younger or a tourist. I was only hitting Paris and some suburbs along the German border though; maybe all the older women live in obscure villas, where they're busy tending to their vineyards and having affairs with young French boys. Ah well, just another kink I'm never going to get to act upon.
>>29769239
augusts underground mordum
>>29769374
What made you want to jerk off to this?it was the skeleton wasn't it
>>29769239
Drunk girls peeing and throwing up.
>>29769239
Little children being raped
>>29770247
Aaaand the edgelord has been spotted
http://exhentai.org/g/848128/af64765691/
This was okay, I couldn't get off but it was fine.
>>29769634
Also, I don't know if you guys are familiar with them, but I love watching weird Japanese "reality show" pornos. They're all obviously fake, but some of them really turn me on.
There's this incest one that's really hot, where a son, or a dad or whatever, has to find their relative out of a line-up of six or seven people. Everyone in the line-up is hidden behind this wall that has these kinda "gloryhole"-type things, along the breasts and vagina. The male family member has to figure out who's his relative by doing sexual things to whatever body part is hanging out of the exposed gloryhole thing.
It always just happens to turn out that the male picked the wrong person, which means that it's time for the punishment, which is for the male to impregnate the female. They're reluctant to fuck but eventually they go through with it. I don't know, I guess the Japanese are subservient as fuck and will do whatever you tell them to if you act like it's a rule somewhere. And then, as they're fucking they start opening up! The male admits he's had feelings for the female the whole time! And so did the female for the male! Just heart-warming.
The most fucked-up thing I'm willing to admit to is the splicers from Bioshock. I bet their fleshy growths are all squishy and I'd like to pop their blackheads and zits, and if you touch them their skin is probably all clammy and leaves a weird greasy residue on your hands. I don't know why this is sexy to me.
>>29771179
I also like this kind of fake genki shows, got the link of some good material?
I masturbate to horror monsters and gross creatures.
I don't know why but it gets me rock hard like no other.
Nigger dicks. Nah jk, my sister's flapjaps
Som darknet shit when I waz twelv
>tfw "full package futanari" is your most searched tag on gelbooru
I don't know if necro or guro is more fucked up.
>>29769481
Anon you okay dude? Oregano
Adam Lanza murdering people.
>>29771659
ask yourself this question
Is fucking a corpse worse than torturing someone that's alive?
I fapped to pictures of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims
I'm not even a necro, don't know why I did that
a crime movie where a guy got raped and strangled by a cute guy
I got really baked one day and I decided to bust the ol nut. I don't know why but I clicked on a video of a guy fapping pov style and I decided to fap to it. It was fucking weird and I never did it again. Also I'm not gay so don't say I am you bastards.
traps unfortunately
>>29769239
My mom
Oregano commentato
>>29769239
nicki minaj anaconda music video on YouTube
;_;
Snuff hentai, Angel Corps.
>>29771659
>>29771674
>tfw get off to guro and necro, but only if the corpses are visibly decomposed
>tfw shit like this (especially the maggots) gets me so turned on I can't think straight
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/cauliflower-penis-cut-open-maggot-infestation-clear-out/
Gabe newel fucking a raccoon plushie,
Pic related
>>29771824
That second picture reminds me of Haggis.
>>29771748
Same, my nigga.Ebony porn I guess. I don't really have that extreme of a taste in porn.
>>29771824
That video Jesus
I have a fantasy of some guy sewing up a girl's mouth and pounding her while she cries.I imagine I'm the girl.[spoiler/]
I'm also really into the idea of being cut up and fucked so hard that I bleed (I know it doesn't really work that way but still, it makes me so hot)[spoiler/]
>>29772503
How do you feel about cutting someone else and fucking them?
that one pee bukkake with the blonde french-canadian twins
>>29772503
>I have a fantasy of some guy sewing up a girl's mouth and pounding her while she cries.
fuck that is really hot
>>29769239
Unfortunately, if I told you, I'd be at risk.
>>29769374
wat
I mean even zoo and cp is not as bad as this wtf man
>only one post about scat so far
scat
>>29771480
This is the last part of a link for a video on that site that has absolutely no affiliation with any mothers. Just:
>put in the site name (which, I'll remind you, is the reversal of "less mothers")
>type in ".com" of course
>then type a forward slash and put this code after it: "2C75070"
I don't know, maybe I should be a little more subtle in my instructions, but I didn't want you to get confused.
I really like this one though. It's a video of a hard-working female Japanese news anchor who tries to read out the prompts on her news program (in both Jap and English). But it turns out her job is harder to swallow than it might look! You see, all these folks are walking in from both sides of the stage, wearing absolutely no pants or even undergarments, and they're just jacking off until they cum on her face! Jeez, this poor woman is trying to read the news here, but she has to constantly pause to suck on dicks and get big shots of cum in her eye. It's just unbelievable that all these men are interrupting her like this, right when she's doing her show! Is this really the time or place, fellows? Couldn't you wait until the show was over to spray your manseed all over this woman's innocent young face? And that's assuming that this woman was ever even asking for some assortment of strangers to collectively spread their mayo into her facial orifices! It's just a shame, to tell you the truth.
>>29769239
The Easter Spammer on /int/. Him improving the board made me want to suck his cock.
>>29769239
Ohio
originallo
>>29771721
>Bust the ol nut
>ol nut
>>29772996
aww, i've seen that
did you know she's not a real news anchor?
>>29772657
Link please I love pee bukkake
An autistic 5 year old getting raped by a dog.
>>29772657
You say "that one", as if I'm already supposed to have seen it.
There was actually this ACTUAL movie with an older girl and a woman having sex with their younger brother or something
Bacanales lost adolsenntes or something
It was even publicly viewable on less mothers site with intense closeup of /ss/ blowjob
It was pretty insane
YSome really fucking hot milf blonde taking a huge and I mean HUGE shit on her bathroom floor. Never did it again.
>>29769239
Keyanna Moore look it up
>>29773213
>>29773281
sorry i can't get you a link right now. just search for something like "french pee twins" on xvideos. they are adorable, lots of giggling. i think they have one whole movie up now. they've done several things together with that french canadian husband/wife pair.
if you haven't explored pee bukkake on xvideos you'll certainly also want to search something like "sophie" or "sophia" or "zophie" or "zophia" "french pee". she is the hottest most enthusiastic waifu with a perfect rack who does many great scenes of pee and cum play. truly a master of her craft.
Two teen girls who hid behind my house and would make out and feel each other up. I would peek out my blinds and furiously jerk it because I have a big making out fetish. They didn't look young young, but enough that it felt wrong.
>>29769735
neanderthal fetish, just imagine a qt female neanderthal yelling like that
>>29774166
>neanderthal fetish
HAHAHAH Holy shit is that a thing or are you trolling us
LOL, I'm a person that enjoys fucking sweaty armpits, but come on man, neanderthals???
>>29769239
Probably fat faceless men raping their loli daughters. Drawn though
>>29769239
Probably Black guys fucking women who look like my mum
>>29769264
first thought I had man
>>29774231
not a joke my man imagine this in her prime, think of the thrill you'd feel staying with someone living in that age. From my research I understand that much like many other species of monkeys neanderthals had sex just for pleasure, but this is a side of history nobody cares too much about, it's still engulfed in mystery. There are no more people or tribes we can discover, no more excitement in finding out their mating habits, but we can still be surprised and amazed at how they did it, since it's still a pretty unknown field. Personally I believe that getting extreme pleasure from mating is a crucial step for our evolution, and given how births were an even deadlier threat than they are now I'm sure their brain was wired to make them feel an immense satisfaction.
Nowadays the future looks more and more sterile, our stepchildren might be made in a lab for all we know, that's also linked to tje, pre and more common occurences of weird fetishes (like pits as you say) but back then it was all about preserving your species in the most effective way possible
>>29774439
so what kind of porn do you get off to? Is there some neanderthal porn? Does your fetish even exist in some wiki somewhere? Or you are literally the only person with it?
>>29774485
>Is there some neanderthal porn?
I thought about commissioning some pictures to a deviantart artist but it's too costly. Imagination is the limit I guess.
>>29774538
Damn when did you start getting into neanderthals? Did something trigger you in childhood? Are you a virgin? Have you had relationships?
Are you an archeologist?
Hard candy on the deep web, which is odd because my usualy fetish is thick milfs
>>29774624
is there some good /ss/ content on deep web?
>>29774581
Had gfs and I was in a LTR, I just like mystery and early ethnology, which can't possibly be practiced the same way anymore. I'm thinking of studying paleonthology seriously just for the fuck of it, I'd like to know more about the past
>>29773870
Thank you, my dude. Much appreciated
saving this thread and every poor asshole in it
>>29769239
Probably gay shit for a while.
>>29769239
some pretty rough throatfucking vids. So bad the girl usually cant handle it and pukes.
i go into director mode in gta v and select qt girls and get in melee fights, the police baton is the best because you can hit people many times before they die
>>29771551
>Nah jk, my sister's flapjaps
Pics olsp
>>29773266
HMMMMMM
u need help
>>29769239
imagining myself as a little shota boy who was being fucked by an older guy with a huge dick
>>29772996
english is not my first language and these instructions are so confusing please post link
Ballbusting, castration, penectomy, nullification.
My dreams are your nightmares.
>>29769374
First floor tiles and now Neanderthal voice shouting. My god I love this website.
>>29769239
Brendan Fraser
Origatoni
>>29776849
I bumped into the edge and it hurt real bad
>>29772219
Nothing wrong with that, fapping to ebony porn
>>29776849
I'm into all of that except for the ballbusting. I don't like pain. I like stories that skip the surgery parts or use magic.
You want to do it to someone else, or have it be done to you? Wanna talk about fantasies?
puking from deepthroating
and ASMR videos.. i guess both are not that fucked up (puking is......)
>>29769239
this milf that reminded me of my Guatemalan maid
>>29777483
her pussy looks like a popped boil
>>29777080
if you are not black, its very wrong
I jerked of under a blanket while having a conversation with my mom. I wasn't masturbating to her. It was mote like the fucked up nature of the action turned me on.
Whitney wisconsin that ugly ass bitch that rubs her pussy in greasy run down restaurants and fast food joints
>>29777535
I would fuck most of those women violently.
Especially Ladesha, Laurensha, Latesha, and maybe kesha
fapped while sucking a log of my own shit. occasionally I just get the urge to do poop things and can't resist
Superheroines getting captured and defeated. Even killed. I...is that snuff?
