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She responded now what do I say?
>>29768748
Please shit in a sock and let me keep it.
me neither, mine was in fact an original comment
>>29768748
Now that I have your attention can I have your panties please
Read the sticky and then leave >>>/adv/
>>29768748
Do girls actually fall for that kind of shit?
>>29768748
Bump
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>>29769050
Oh yeah. Cheesy pick up lines and emojis, with sexual innuendo work every time. Best thing my chad friend ever taught me.
>>29768748
How does this sound?
>>29769240
Shit forgot pic
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>>29769136
I was always under the impression that it was all about "being yourself" or being normal and making her feel comfortable.
>>29769252
god...I think she gets that already.
>>29769252
Don't send that.
>>29769276
Well what should I say? I'm only gonna be around here for one more night so if I want pussy I gotta make a power move. Plus girls love compliments.
I literally offered my other match money for sex but she hasn't responded yet.
>>29769252
Nope, don't send that, sounds bad.
>>29769252
>are you brendan fraser because I want you to fuck my shit up
>>29769252
no, dont do that
original post
>>29769315
>>29769327
What do I say then?
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>>29769327
>Asking a bunch of Robots how to chat up woman
Oh wow, you truly are desperate.
>>29769339
>>29769330
>>29769315
Well then give me some serious suggestions.
>>29769376
Dude, I'm a virgin who can't flirt with woman to save my life (Literally), I don't know what to say, but I know you shouldn't say that.
>>29769252
Ok then if not that should I just go out swinging?
>>29769352
This is the truth
>>29768748
BUMP
FUCKING HELP ME GET LAID NIGGERS!
>>29769425
That sounds better.
>>29769327
>I literally offered my other match money for sex but she hasn't responded yet
You wat m8
>>29769425
get rid of the emoji and its good
>>29769425
Use the ultimate normie-level metaphor and ask her if she wants to "netflix and chill" sometime.
>>29769350
The other one was cute, send that.
>>29769524
I'm only here for one more night so I don't have much time
>>29769513
But girls love emojis. Fuck you I'm op I can veto your proposal.
>>29769555
Wait so do I send old message or new message?
>>29769637
I think the old one was better, in the new message you sound like an asshole.
>>29769637
Just be straightforward, you're only going to be there one more night.
>>29769425
Fuck you guys I sent first one.
>>29769555
Thanks man i knew I was right all along
>>29769665
Women fuck assholes, he's not trying to date her.
>>29769683
you sound like a grovelling beta-boy, are you trying to get laid or be her best friend? jesus
>>29769683
Awesome, you're doing a good job.
>>29769683
"Welcome to today's episode of How to Join the Friend Zone starring a typical robot beta on a Taiwanese coffee mug welding website!"
>>29769683
Good job dude, now you've just ensured that the conversation isn't going to go nowhere. People go on tinder to be straighforward not make small talk. Send the second message you had before she responds to at least salvage something.
>>29769683
just awful, OP
>>29769334
Made me kek, have a (You), original Robotino
>>29769683
>Putting her on a pedestal
So how long until we get her next reply? Never?
>>29769851
If you want to fuck you will need to lie.
He can just pretend putting her on a pedestal.
>>29769742
>>29769683
Ok did that. Now I wait.
>>29769921
>pretend putting her on a pedestal.
>>29769973
Have fun waiting for death retard
>>29769973
Eehh... could still be salvageable. But the odds aren't good.
so did you cunts got pics or something?
>>29769973
just abort and go for new one
There is not a lot of chance to get reply from that one
Why is talking to women such a fucking minefield
Like what the fuck, I just want to talk to a girl like shes a normal person, but if I do it just doesnt work.
You fucked it,
You shoulda said something "ive plenty more if you wanna hear them?"
Just how far gone do you have to be to come here for help?
>>29770158
Well on dating sites, they are there looking to get fucked.
>>29770158
The last message was horrible, I agree about leaving this one.
>Hey gurl
>Hey :)
>What're you up to?
>Never hear from them again
This happens every fucking time
How do I fuck up with so few words
>>29770175
Fuck why weren't you here earlier? That would've been perfect
>>29770175
no, that's sounds fucking gross
>>29770211
You're not interesting enough. It's precisely because you used so few words.
>>29770211
>ending your question with a proposition
well no wonder
>>29770221
Are you the nigger that told me to sound like a cuck? Fuck you. You probably just cost me some sweet booty.(thicc one)
>>29770241
What the fuck am I supposed to do? How do I make a follow up to "Hello" so fucking captivating that she has no choice but to respond?
>>29770211
I usually just try with a cheesy pick up line or a compliment I might get a reply but after that nothing.
>>29770274
damn i want to get my head crushed between those thighs.
>>29770215
basically just have a good opening line, you done that, its even better if you make it unique to them or at least give the illusion of that. Makes it llook like you thought it up yourself
Then you want to always make sure you give them a reason to respond, like most of the time this means ending on a question, but not always
The basic plan is to be funny and charming enough that they acctually want to talk to you, then they will start putting questions in there replies
But honestly thats more general, on tinder you wanna ask them out asap within 5 or 10 messages
>>29770158
>Why is talking to women such a fucking minefield
It's only a minefield if you aren't a beta. Betas have to go through tons of shittests in the minds of women.
If you're an Alpha 10/10 chad you could just type "lol lets fuck (emoji)" and she wouold be bouncing on your dick within a hour
This has been tested and proven multiple times
>>29770278
Pickup line and/or be attractive.
They dont respond because they look at your pictures and realize you arent very attractive
Chad can just open up with "hey gurl want sum fuk" and get guaranteed pussy
If you arent attractive you literally have to have such a high speech level that you can talk them into sex
>>29770333
Fuck I mean if you are a beta.
I need some sleep.
>>29770354
>high speech level
Thanks for the sensible chuckle.
>>29770333
It's only a minefield, if you desperate and want to sleep with them.
>>29770354
Maybe they like Chad's honesty.
>>29770354
>If you arent attractive you literally have to have such a high speech level that you can talk them into sex
That or lots of money.
>>29770373
Enjoy the friendzone lad
>>29770211
try making your own tinder account and use cute girls as your profile picture for that account, and you will realize that they get literally hundreds of messages of guys just saying exactly what you say. You need to be unique and different to win them over retard
>>29769973
You've already fucked it up by
A) responding two hours later
B) responding with such a shitty beta compliment
>>29770354
But then it's your words and your thought' they find attractive. There needs to be something they find attractive, that's how it works.
>>29770411
No you fucktard they just check the pics. Text doesn't even matter.
>>29770396
see above
>>29770411
Yes, but how unique can I get in that sort of scenario without coming off like a creep or a weirdo
If all the messages are the same it seems like shell just judge you by appearance
>>29770400
>Enjoy the friendzone lad
You are right.
But if didn't want to sleep with her in the first place, the friendzone is not a problem.
"What..? What Zone? Friend-Zone? I don't care."
>>29769252
>how pretty you are
Stop trying before you embarrass yourself, beta.
>>29770485
weak
>>29770441
You could have a 200 IQ and be the most unique motherfucker ever, if you aren't physically attractive you won't get her.
You'll be put in the friendzone or be some pitiful sidefuck for her because she knows she could use you later, mostly for money.
>>29770354
>speech level
Tip your fedora harder, faggot.
>>29770333
That doesn't happen, you fucking mongoloid. Even an alpha 10/10 Chad will have to go through lots of girls on Tinder before meeting someone.
>>29769973
oh shit man what are you doing
It's over
>>29770603
pffffffhahaha you don't even know
The Magic of getting a girl friend is.. not trying.
Boost your self confidence with something else.
THEN.. Girlfriend comes.
And it will be much better, than you ever imagined.
---
Imagine it like this, if you boost your self confidence, your cells will change. Your dna can actually alter by how you think about your selfe and think about life and everything.
Your body is part of your consiousness, it's not just your brain. Think and feel better, then look better.
The best looking person in the world will look like crap if he feels really down.
And the bald guy, with a crooked knows and no chin, will look very confident, lovely, and the strongest most shining person in the whole world. And his actually appearance may change.
Before your body becomes beautiful, your mind needs to be beautiful, first.
>>29770603
>He doesn't know
Plenty of beta's on here have made Chad profiles and have inboxs full of girls. Used to be hilarious threads of people requesting what dumb shit Chad should say to see if the girls would let it slide just because he was hot.
>>29770651
I'm pretty much a Chad by /r9k/ standards. I still need to go through a lot of swipes to meet a girl. You are under the delusion that if a girl is conversing with Chad she's guaranteed to fuck him. Not even close. Most girls will just ghost Chad like everyone else.
>>29770680
autism strikes again!
>>29770693
And what everyone failed to realize is that very few of those would have led to sex even if the Chad profile was real.
>she wrote a line to Chad
>that means 100% she'd meet and have sex with him
But bitter thirsty virgins see what they want to see.
>>29770699
>Browses /r9k/
>Thinks he's a chad
Oh man those delusions are really kicking in now aren't they.
>>29770706
http://www.naturalnews.com/042157_DNA_transformation_science_epigenetics.html
>>29770744
The definition of "Chad" varies a lot on /r9k/ . But I'm definitely more Chad than robot. If I'm good-looking, successful careerwise and with a well paid job, have friends, and can get girls, then by some definitions I would be Chad.
But that's not relevant here. The point is that it's a numbers game for everyone. Every guy must go through a lot of girls on Tinder before actually meeting with some.
>>29770773
>thinking science can explain females
autism strikes again!
>>29770849
>I still need to go through a lot of swipes to meet a girl
Sure you're a chad... post pics or gtfo.
>good-looking, successful careerwise and with a well paid job, have friends, and can get girls
That's not a chad, that's a normie...
A chad is someone who can sleep with any available girl on command.
>>29771008
>A chad is someone who can sleep with any available girl on command.
So you chose the extreme definition of "Chad". The imaginary boogeyman for robots to give them an excuse to never even try.
That version of Chad doesn't exist.
>>29771133
http://www.tinderseduction.com/male-model-tinder-case-study/
sure it doesn't.
>>29771227
You're deliberately ignoring what has been mentioned so many times before: that those Chad profile conversations are meaningless, because very few of them would lead to an actual meeting and sex.
That "study" is just an outlet of rage for a bitter virgin robot who sees what he wants to see.
>>29770901
e d g e.
original edge
