Was Greg Heffley the original robot?
>always incredibly awkward
>tfw no gf
>constantly trying and failing to hang out with popular chads and stacys
>mom wants him to develop a skill and be good at something
>dad wants him to go outside more and be more manly
>siblings torment him relentlessly
>only friend is a guy more retarded than he is
>>29768718
Tfw people making threads were born after 9/11
>>29768718
I agree with this. He had delusions of grandeur and was secretly a huge asshole. Also, he was as dumb as a rock.
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>>29768777
>tfw born in the 90s
What would you have said then? "Robot number 5" or some shit?
>>29768839
This.
I'm not a pleb, so I don't read shit.
>His only retarded friend got way more pussy than he did
>>29768777
>>29768857
not OP but it's a pretty short little picture book, there's literally nothing wrong with reading this
I agree OP he was pretty robotic, I should finish the series one day
>>29768857
>Doesn't read
>Not a pleb
Pick one
>>29768718
who is travis bickle ?
>>29768936
you idiot , I read , I don't read trash
Diary of a Wimpy kid was some good shit, senpai
>>29768936
If you are so well read, you should have some reading comprehension.
I don't read things that are shit.
I don't read shit.
And the book in question is, undoubtedly, shit.
>Was a narcasstic asshole who rarely saw himself as the villain
>older brother torments him whenever he gets the chance and his little brother gets to do whatever he wants
>Retard friend has more friends than he does an girls talk to him
>No one likes Greg at all and can clearly see through his bullshit
Yep
>>29768777
>>29768839
oh please, anyone from '95 onwards remembered these books from grade school to middle school.
>>29769006
Or maybe stop being a retard and be more clear next time
>>29769109
You are incapable of comprehending a simple sentence, but I'm the one who has to stop being a retard?
Ok.
>>29769132
You are the equivalent of a kid who has shit hand writing yet wonders why no one can't read what he wrote
>>29769006
Anon, stop feeling superior to others because you haven't consumed some content. That's just stupid. If you read it and didn't like it, then maybe you could say that this is shit for kids, but you haven't even read the series and are saying "yeah anyone who reads this is retard"
>Embarrassing name
>Shy introvert
>Clumsy autist who frequently dropped his spaghetti
>Frequent bullying with no one to stand up for him
>No real friends aside from a couple of acquaintances who talk to him occasionally
>Chad parents who were basically killed when he was a child
>Raised by a domineering grandmother
>Only talent is the obscure unimportant subject of growing plants
>Was literally prophesised as one of two people who could defeat the villain but still turned out to be useless
He was a robot in the first few movies but became more chad by the fifth film/book.
>>29769149
If you interpret "I don't read shit" as "I don't read anything", then maybe you should go back to the ghetto you crawled out of.
>why no one can't read what he wrote
Look who's talking.
>>29769150
I don't have to stuff a pineapple up my ass to know that it would hurt.
Fuck everyone here, the first two books were very funny. Of course they weren't ultra-enlightening /lit/ material, but they were entertaining and certainly worth the read.
Greg is not a robot though. He fits in decently well with his peers (even though he only has one friend outside of school), and things usually work out for him in the end. Not trying to shitpost, but he would probably have a Reddit account if he were an adult.
>>29769453
Maybe once you have the alphabet memorized, you can move on to Twilight.
>>29769280
Just admit that you made yourself look like a dumbass
>>29769493
Nice comeback, bro.
>>29769489
You must have a very interesting life if you have nothing better to do than proclaim your superiority on an anonymous image board. I'm guessing you're basing your entire opinion of the book off of the shitty movie adaptation, since you've already admitted that you haven't read any of them. Maybe you should formulate opinions based on things that you've experienced rather than just acting like a fucking mongoloid.
>>29769536
>on r9k
>still stands out because he's so autistic
wew lad
>tfw you own all of the books
19 years old have i failed /r9k
>>29769594
I haven't seen the movie either. I wasn't even aware of its existance.
>>29769608
Autism is preferable to being a degenerate.
>>29769704
>Autistic
>Not a degenerate
Pick one
>>29769755
I'll take both, thanks.
I haven't been diagnosed as having autism, but it wouldn't bother me. At least I have an attention span that allows me to read actual literature.
>>29768718
No he was a entitled and narcissistic little beta who took advantage of his only friend
>>29768718
Greg is a literal D I C K
Nobody gives a fuck about Greg, Rowley is a true alpha male with a massive 9 inch dick. Greg is just upset about his micropenis, while Rowley annihilates pre Teen middle schoolers with his huge cock.
>>29770012What in the fuck even is this post
>>29768718
>Was Greg Heffley the original robot?
t. Someone born after 96 and never read a kids book that came out before 05
Goebbels was the first true robot.
Daniel Johnston was the original robot
>>29768777
I read these in 4th-5th grade all the time and I'm 18.
>>29768718
Wasn't the original, but a robot nonetheless
>>29770131
A redpill.
He's a beta nerd but he's no robot. He definitely has normie tendencies.
>>29770795
>I'm 18.
children pls go
>>29768718
>always wanted to read Diary of A Wimpy Kid and Captain Underpants because they looked fun
>mom wouldn't let me because she says those books aren't educational
>forced to read boring school required reading like Julie of the Wolves and Lord of The Flies
>>29771889
I fucking hated Lord of the Flies and The Great Gatsby
Everything else was pretty good in my book
>>29771889
>>29771935
Lord of the Flies was fucking great you plebs. I read that shit for fun in 6th grade before I was required to read it in 10th.
>>29771889
>boring like Lord of The Flies
Fucking off yourself
>>29770131
Autismwhat else could it be
