I have never touched a girl
haven't even held hands
>>29767427
Lol you look like a huge loser
>>29767217
You look like u could lay pipe if u tried what's your problem?
>>29767474
>post a pic of yourself
I would never want my visage associated with a shithole such as this
You look like a twink. You have acne. You're trying so hard to look like smug Pepe. That quote was stupid af. I bet I know why you're a virgin.
>>29767217
You look like a Chad. You must seriously be the biggest sperg ever if you can't get laid looking like that.
>>29767427
Underage? Nice eyebrows, shit chin, maybe it has time to grow.
Le failed smug face
>>29767217
You're chadmode my friend, wtf? You probably had a lot of girls like you and you didn't notice or they were intimidated.
Probably just bait though.
>>29767217
Is that you Chad?
>>29767217
You're probably lying cuz you look like a legit chad.
>>29767427
Now you being a virgin I can believe.
>>29767217
I guarantee you are a manlet. If youre 6'0"+, there is exactly 0% chance that you never touched a girl. Once height and facial aesthetics reach a certain level, it becomes anecessary impossibility to never have female contact. Trust me. I'm 6'1" and very handsome, and girls have literally thrown themselves at me.
>>29767217
You look like a quintessential Chad, what's the problem? Severe mental issues, height deficient, poor?
>>29767527
>Im still 17
RIP
>>29767537
I'm 6 feet, so yes I am manlet.
>>29767596
6 feet and 211 lbs
I've been lifting for 2 years, all I can tell is that getting /fit/ doesn't work
my stats
deadlift 190kgx1 ( weak I know, but I don't want to snap my spine)
squat 180kg 1x2
millitary press 80kg 3x8
bench 100kg 3x8
>>29767217
You must carry a very long stick with you then.
I don't think you're fooling anybody OP
>>29767491
>I would never want my visage associated with a shithole such as this
*tips*
>>29767217
if Chad can't get laid, then what does roasties actually want?
It is never enough for these bitches is it ? You could be Chad, buy her the whole earth, and she'd probably still find an excuse to cheat on you at some point.
WHAT ... THE ... FUCK... DO ... THEY... WANT ... FROM ... US?
>>29767702
They want you to not want them.
>>29767702
now standard Chad is not enough
all the roasties want alpha king Chad now, like a Chad among Chands.
>>29767702
funny thing is I tried to bang a stacy and she completely ignored me and instead went after a skelly 160lbs 6'4 lanklet
anyway I'm going to stay a pure robot
fuck those fucking whores
>>29767527
Kek I just got this autist banned. Another one bites the dust
>>29767646
Stfu nigger I'll fite you
>>29767609
>>29767427
4chan is for 18+? why is he not banned? why kids brwosing r9k? you can do it.
>>29767725
That is actually easy enough; I just get on with my life...
And do opiates to kill the loneliness...
Done. Women can be replaced by opiates... lol
>>29767702
Personality.
Confidence.
Savoir fair.
Try to acquire these things instead of complaining, baby.
>>29767768
Kill yourself and your reddit tier advise. Confidence is acquired from other people you shithead. If other people treat you like shit how can you be confident?
>>29767768
That's "savoir faire" stupid yank
I run my own company so I'd say I am pretty confident;
Personality, I have many hobbies that don't involve the intertubes at all
And yet...
LOL
>>29767783
that is true, if you were put down in the first place it is very hard to get confidence back.
I do it by doing "forbidden" or "dangerous" things; this way I know what I am capable of. and feel confident.
>>29767802
>I run my own company
that's great, any advice for someone who wants to start one? what country are you from btw?
>>29767802
>looks like a chad
>6 feet tall
>runs his own company so probably rich
and you expect me to believe you're a virgin? do you have a 2 inch penor?
>>29767819
france. my advice is have a bulletproof plan and do your math before starting anything.
>>29767835
that guy's not me
and no mine's 7,5 inches
>>29767835
I am not Chad pictured above lol...
I am 5'7
Yes I am fairly well off but I tried the usual chick magnets (watches, car) and shit like that (stuff I don't even like); ended up selling them because this shit doesn't work unless you are looking for a 100% gold digger and I don't want that.
>>29767217
Me neither fug me pls
>>29767850
wow ok I am too high
yes my penis is 7 and half inches
but my height is 5'7"
>>29767702
I don't know anon, everything is pure luck these days it's not enough if you have height, money and status.
I have tried dressing smart, business and rich type.
I have tried fitness style.
I have tried hippie artsy style.
I have tried "being myself". (basically engineer style with some introverted artsy mixed in)
None of it works.
>>29767817
>>29767802
>>29767783
You are deluded.
People get bullied all the time, when i was a kid once they shouted "motherfucker"" at me while playing basketball because I was always taking the ball, and here i am, confident and with plenty of experience with girls, you are just crybabies,
>muh bullying"
Lol, gotta load of these virgins
>>29767917
I have tried muscle mode
I have tried auschwitz mode
I have tried chubby mode
same, none of it works.
>>29767835
He looks like that kind of guy who steals your crush in High School
>>29767938
I still get bullied all the time (even as a business owner with plenty to show off); what gets me through it is taking drugs and doing dangerous stuff to regain my confidence.
>>29767969
Lol you're just a paranoid schizo, no one gets bullied past 13, see a psychologist.
>>29767969
obviously you do not have a disability...
>>29767995
I mean you do not have a lifelong, life threatening (albeit invisible), incurable disease to deal with alongside Stacy's imperious demands of higher and higher standards of Chadism
>tfw 4/10
>tfw (was) overweight
>count stands at 5 relationships (all lasting minimum 1 year) and 43 partners, of which I took 12 of their virginities.
I'm actually completely gobsmacked at how OP can look like that and not have been hugged by a female at least once. Hell, even when I was a obese spurg, I still got a hug by a girl because they dared her to do it at a middle school camping trip.
>>29767609
You're cute but look very young
This has to be bait. This is the perfect man. If it's not then you must have severe autism.
>>29768118
It's not, I've seen guys more or less like him that are virgins.
>>29767217
How old are you OP?
>>29768569
I am 18 y/o
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>>29768670
Oh, well you'll lose soon enough.
>>29768740
no I will stay pure
>>29767217
>>29767427
LIAR FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF R9K
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29767427
oh god
I'm so, so sorry
>>29768779
They'll find a way, they always find a way. You'll be pulled in before you know it.
>>29768891
nice, that's a nice stacy
>newfriends unironically think the guy in OP's pic is him
lmao, at least ask for a timestamp, you gullible NEWBS!!!
>>29768779
that guy probably has the right idea right there; if there is something women can't resist it is something they can't have...
I went MGTOWish a while back; the less fucks I give the more women tend to want to interact with me.
Last night a roastie came on to me, I have been with her before, but she dumped me for some Chad at the time, suddenly she wanted to hook up again, I told her I was busy. She got pissed she didn't get what she wanted.
>>29769004
that's good anon, you have to resist the urge
>>29767217
op ur gorgeous
>>29767702
stop being so desperate maybe huh
>>29767702
they want tyrone now
>>29769658
girls on /soc/ rated me a 4 so not really
>>29767217
whens the new puddle of mud album coming?
>>29767217
I seriously hope you kill yourself.
original
>>29767217
Trust me, you aren't missing much. You don't have to deal with the drama, the compromises, the bitching, the cheating, the manipulating. It seems great at first and then the pain starts. Look, if that picture is you, then you are pretty good looking and the ladies will start flocking like flies. Which is... unfortunate. Because most of them won't see past your pretty exterior to whoever you are. God, man, you have to make sure your life doesn't revolve around women.
>>29767768
Personality and confidence are not things you acquire, and they certainly are not things you get for the sake of impressing other people. Savoir faire is easy enough to say you have until you're up to your eyeballs in a situation that requires you to think on your feet. Every man has a breaking point and if you say you can bypass that rule, you're a moron. Your impressive words highlight a deep insecurity. And I don't like that you're using it to put down people who may not have had the same privileges you did.
>>29767217
Get a better haircut and lift a bit and you're literally almost Thor dude
Social success is all about dumb luck. Face it, normies.
>>29768670
>18
Most guys don't lose it until 19-22
