ITT: High school autism thread. Post completely autistic stories or things you did in high school
>>29766876
read this in high school. kept me from becoming a normie
>be me
>exist
Ok I'm in
>first day of high school
>I spent the summer reading tips on picking up women
>had read a lot about 'negging' (you compliment a girl with a negative spin to make them want to win you over and make you stand out e.g. 'I love your shoes, I've seen 3 other girls wearing those', google it)
>decided to try it out in my first class
>sit down next to an absolute at, 8.5/10
>try to play it cocky and cool
>she says hey
>hey, I guess you've heard of me?
>no
>o-oh, I'm anon
>she just looks confused and the class starts
>class continues, I keep trying to talk and start negging but the teacher keeps trying to fucking teach
>I decide to go for it
>your ears are a bit too big for your face, dont ya think?
>'what?'
>I sa-
>teacher pipes up ANON WOULD YOU LIKE TO INCLUDE THE WHOLE CLASS IN YOUR CONVERSATION
>n-no it was is it about the work
>teacher then asks the qt girl to say
>she tells everyone I called her fat
>sent to the principal, put in isolation for two days for body shaming
>everyone in the class hates me as a result of 'bullying' a cute girl
>spend the next two years with no friends
Classic me
when i was 16 i wrote a note to the girl i had a crush on saying i liked her. it was like a page long, i have no idea what exactly it even said but it was fucking horrible and on the back i did some gay drawing of something that i forgot what it was
>>29767038
Pretty autistic kek. That girl is a bitch for lying tho
>that kid that got obsessed with music from the 60's-80's so he can impress the teachers
>in high school
>have qt teacher
>she has a huge ass (but she ain't fat)
>small class so I can get away with photoing and videoing her
>do this for a year, every school day
>realise I'm in love with her
>ask her on a date pretending it's a joke in front of people
>'anon, you're a great guy but I'm your teacher and I'm in my own relationship'
>heart literally crushed
>struggling to holdback the tears.jpeg
>can't, cry in front of everyone, literally bawling
>everyone laughs at me and the school nurse is called to calm me down
>go home, become more and more bitter over a few days
>post all the pictures on 4chan and get people to cum tribute them
>save cum tribute pics, print them all off
>put them in school bag, go in early
>stick loads of them up around school
>people are seeing and going crazy
>realise I fucked up
>start to run, ineedtogethome.png
>more pictures fall out of bag
>caught by a fucking cafeteria lady
>she grabs me
>get surrounded by teachers
>sent to meeting with school governor and principal
>expelled
>police contacted
>served time in prison
>life ruined
Ladies and gentlemen, literally kill me
>be me
>Freshman year
>clinically depressed. Walk around school looking angry
>listen to Slipknot full blast during class time
>people telling me to turn my music down
>people know I don't give a shit about anything so they tell me to do stupid shit during class and I always do.
>down like 1/6 of a bottle of elmers glue for keks
>eat disgusting shit off the ground for money like old gum and nacho cheese
>eat a handful of Hershey's cocoa (most bitter fucking substance I have ever tasted)
>no popularity
>weird friends
>everyone thinks I'm retarded
>10/10
>>29766876
>greeted oneitis happy birthday in yahoo messenger
>>29767183
That's not autistic. I'm not sure what it IS, but I know damn sure that isn't autistic.
>>29767183
Why would you serve time in prison for having pics of a jizzed on picture? Fake as fuck.
>>29767038
Thats awsome man, just like me.
>>29767054
Did she know?
>>29767183
Why did you think that would work out
>>29767409
Sexual harassment fampai
>first week of high school
>have a huge bag like 8 times too big
>try to go through a set of doors
>doors swing back and trap the bag behind me
>i try to walk forward and it's impossible because i'm stuck
>stick my arms out to try and push myself forward
>just end up looking pathetic and everyone laughs at me
not a big thing really
>1994
>be short
>one eye
>hearing aids
>HUGE nirvana fan
>long hair and played up androgynous card
>owned a fender jag-stang and wrote songs
>recorded demos inspired by kurt demos (shitty lo-fi bedroom quality mumbly cryptic lyrics) for girls i liked
>went from somewhat liked to completely ignored
>>29767489
I didn't think anything, I was just angry and I'm stupid
>>29767038
Goddamn isn't it just so shitty that all a qt has to do is say you were being a big meany, and you're nearly socially fucked. Almost reminds me of false rape accusations.
>>29767538
what hapened to your other eye?
>>29766876
I've posted this before
>freshman year of high school
>its the day of the homecoming football game, which means we fuck around and play games all day
>Im emulating banjo kazooie on my school issued laptop
>1st hour teacher brings in mutha fuckin cookies
>puts them on a bench in front of class
>I get in line for that shit, but sit in front of class because of horrible vision so not much wait
>suddenly, girl in front of me drops her cookie on the ground
>instead of waiting for her or a few other people around her to pick it up, I sperg out
> crawl underneath girl's legs, she's wearing a skirt mind you
>grab cookie
>start to crawl out from underneah her legs, misjudge when I should stand up and brush my head on the underside of her skirt
>dont really remember her reaction, she may have smiled, but some stoner made fun of me for it
She ended up getting prego on purpose in senior year so I'm glad I never really spoke to her
>>29767538
Do you start all your posts with
>short/4'11
>one eye
>hearing aid
>be me
>11 yrs old
>always wear same hoodie everyday
>have gym class
>take off hoodie but have a t shirt underneath
>playing basket ball so need to wear bright purple jersey
>class over
>forget to take off jersey
>put hoodie on over top
>no one noticed
>don't realize
>in french class
>taking nature walk
>sosweaty.jpeg
>start to take off hoodie
>feel jersey
>no one noticed again
>take off hoodie and hide jersey inside of it
>go home
>throw jersey in closet
>still there to this day
>mfw no one noticed
>>29766932
pretty much
a very oregano comment
>last day of school camp in year 8 (first year of Middle scool in Westerm Australia back then, was 13)
>some kind of barbecue for all the students on
>grab my burger, see a group of acquaintances I want to talk to and start running over toward them with my burger in my mouth
>trip over my shoes, fall in the dirt in front of almost everyone
>get up and dust myself off, walk away in shame like a fat fuck
>the worst thing about it is that no one laughed, no one commented, they just observed and judged
