Good morning /r9k/
I have a very specific ritual when it comes to taking a shit.
>hold it in for as long as possible before going to the bathroom
>lock the door and turn on the fan, I find the background noise promotes good bowel movements
>get fully naked
>roll around on the floor and crawl around like Gollum
>sometimes I say things that RTS units say when you click on them, my goto games are Warcraft 2 and Age of Mythology
>finally when I can hold back the shit no longer I hop onto the seat
>I let it rip
Anyone relate?
>>29765744
Anon, please.
What is this shit?
No pun intended.
>>29765744
literally shitlord
>>29765744
Holy ritual involves stripping naked, and praising the eye of sauron before taking a dump. I relate, OP
Not really.
>feel a shit coming
>drink a few glasses of water so it stimulates my bowels even more
>take a poopie
>>29765744
Is this a strange scat fetish...cause it sound unrelatable as fuck.
>>29765744
I do kinda the same thing except I scream "RIP AND TEAR" at the top of my lungs when I start pushing. Afterwards I sing the 4kids TV One Piece theme to my turd.
>>29765744
No but I'll chime in.
>in order to take a healthy shit to correlate with eating schedule I don't eat in the morning
>after a few hours I drink water and eat a tiny snack
>few hours later im ready to shit
>I enter the bathroom and wash my hands
>plop onto the seat with my pants and panties at my ankle
>kick then off
>rremove socks and slippers
>wrap arms around my waist
>I make sure to piss before I shit
>then I dump the load in and catch my breath after
>door is always locked and closed
>after I wipe with a wet one and toilet paper I place pants on again
>wash hands and face
>dry and go to the kitchen to eat
>>29766067
>Not taking a big stinky dookie
>I squat when I shit so my butt cheeks don't touch the toilet
