how do i kill myself efficiently and slowly......
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how do i kill myself efficiently and slowly......
>>29765538
How do you not have a folder with pictures in it? You just get a sample picture.
You really do need to kill yourself. Use helium I guess.
>Drive to El Paso
>take off most of your clothes
>write profanities all over your exposed torso
>cross the US / Mexico border into Ciudad Juarez
>wait for one of the narco gangs to notice a pasty gringo half naked covered in pen markings
>calmly accept the kidnapping
>enjoy their efficient killing process
Congratulations! You are now dead and because you technically didn't commit suicide, our mean old Judeo-Christian God will allow you into heaven!
Remember, suffering is the only path to paradise, especially if you're Catholic :^)
Experience life until you die of old age.
>>29765538
watch GoT
>>29765538
eating tasty food.
this morning i had 4 pieces of toast with salted butter .
make it real THIC
smoke ciggies, eat red meats and lie in the sun until you get some form of cancer
>>29766088
mfw GoT is so bad now that it is literally killing me
Efficiently AND slowly?
That's contradictory, meng
>>29766119
Did you just find this picture?
>>29765538
bacon cheeseburgers, tobacco, alcohol, don't exercise, don't go outside during daytime, don't talk to anyone, don't have a pet, never make physical contact with anyone else
research your family tree and see what has killed your relatives, then do what exacerbates those conditions
good hunting anon
