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WHY ARE NORMIES ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS HAPPY
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WHY ARE NORMIES ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS HAPPY
WHAT'S THEIR SECRET
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When they are not in good mood they fake it because they dont want to make the world around them feel bad too, that creates positive cycle that brings happiness to them.
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>>29765513

Because neutral state for humans is content, normies aren't constantly butthurt betas
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>>29765601
This.

We lie. We don't show our sad face to the world, we might show it to close friends. Nobody wants to hang out with a sad sack
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>>29765624
I'm not talking about being butthurt. They're just always so happy and make jokes and I don't know why. Every morning when I see them they always smile and have a good time but how can they even be in such a good mood so early in the morning? I think it's annying as fuck, they constantly have to talk and make dumb jokes which aren't funny.
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>>29765513
They're not. Nobody is always in a good mood.
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>>29765513
They're happy because they're around other people
Have you thought that they're not mentally ill like you?
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>>29765601
>>29765624
>>29765671
>>29765678
Society demands you always be happy
Women like people with positive energy
Most people just fake it
Just like they fake pictures on facebook having fun
Nobody fucking has fun
We are all just distracting ourselves until we die
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>>29765513
>>29765678
Blissful ignorance

And they try harder to act in front of girls and fit in, that's why they get aggressive when they're drunk
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>>29765513
They probably see you and realize how lucky the are
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they're fucking faking it lol
the same women who are always beaming are usually on antidepressants
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He looks so happy. I think the secret to it is having friends.
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how can anyone who's a tree hugger be positive? there's trash everywhere and i literally watch people throw trash directly on to the ground and waste tons of food everyday.
what is there to be happy about? we're eating ourselves into a grave.

i saw some girl throw her cup directly onto the ground in front of me. i walked over and threw it in the trash that was 2 feet away from where she threw the cup down.
i have to live with human beings like this, i have to tolerate it every day.

how can you be positive?
that's the thing. people these days are neutered in the head. they don't care about long-term shit like the environment and atmosphere, they only give a shit about their own short life.
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>>29765601
I always assumed they fake it so they don't look bad
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>>29765757
I hate it so much when people do this shit. I see them doing it all the time. Fucking idiots
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>>29765513
1) Avoid any thread that says "redpill me on _____." it's the same as "lets all be cynical about _____" and it does nothing for you
2) Avoid _____ hate threads (except fat and sjw hate threads). Do NOT browse woman hate threads if you want a gf. You'll just end up growing more and more bitter.
3) Don't stop watching porn but cut back.
4) open your curtains and blinds for a while.
5) Get a motherfucking incense burner, my nigger.
6) Stay off the computer for a while each day. Take a walk.
7) Ignore the Jewish lies about race mixing, racial integration, and nigger culture. It just pisses me off when I see it. Its just an overexaggerated thing, it's actually a rare event.
8)Stop focusing on being "comfy". Have an adventure.
9) Stay cool.
10) any time you have a thought pass through your head that is derogatory to someone else, manually correct it. Think something positive about the person and deflect the insulting thought, whether they are a stranger on the street or someone you are talking to.
11) Say 5 good things about yourself every morning when you wake up. You have good qualities. So identify and remind yourself of them. It doesn't matter whether you believe them 24/7 or not, just do it in the morning.
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>>29765513
They don't sit around judging everyone like a creepy weirdo
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>>29765678
Humour is social. That's why robots get so offended by funny people, and why there are no funny robots
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>>29765867
>a bunch of new-agey shit including "burn incense for good vibes"
>also ignore the Jewish lies
kek
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>>29765867
12) Eat something that isn't too goddamn salty. Have you ever noticed that fucking all American dietary stables use salty as their primary flavor? I mean, Christ. Eat a salad or something fresh and green, with no salt.
13) Clear your desk of clutter. Wipe the dust and grime off it. Clean your computer monitor. Shove everything on your floor out of sight if you don't feel like legitimately cleaning it. Do this step before opening curtains and burning incense.
14) Go out and have a conventional social experience, then tell someone about it casually later on. It might make you feel less isolated.
15) Find a hobby that you can do within your own budget. I do custom nerf guns, but this is expensive. Find something with both short and long term goals, and set yourself a lot of small goals and one or two big goals within the hobby (for me, learning to paint, improving performance, and learning to rewire were small goals, and creating a hybrid with an odd firing mechanism is a large goal, like converting a pump action to lever action)
16) Do you smoke? Quit for two weeks minimum. Its fucking summer. It's too hot for that. Get your lung capacity back for a while, smell some fresh air.
17) Eat better quality food. Allow yourself the MEAT BLOODLUST OF THE OLDEN DAYS. TEAR INTO ANIMAL FLESH.
18) Try some melodic music. Atmospheric, chillstep, alternative rock, jazz, and liquid dubstep are my personal picks.
19) Go to the top of a hill or building and look around at everything below. Feel dat breeze, boi. Wear an open button up shirt (the fabric fluttering adds to it imo) and combine this with 18. It's a little autismo but I like doing it.
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>>29765867
>>29766026
lmao look at this guy
if you aren't joking you have some serious autism
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>>29766026
>I do custom nerf guns
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>>29765998
I know. I'm a conservative with traditional values, but I love incense. Not for meditation or anything, just as an air freshener. It was gud vibez though, I can't lie.

20) Try to avoid escapism. Imagine yourself as the protagonist of your own story. Are you the character you want to lead your fight? What do you like? What don't you like? Size yourself up with objectivity, do not blame yourself for your flaws, try to correct them if you want. ALLOW YOURSELF TO HAVE SOME. Even if it's a big one. Nothing is wrong with you.
21) Smoke weed? Cut it out. Go sober for a few days if you can.
22) Get in touch with an old friend. It can be momentarily healing. If the scars aren't too deep, try to patch things up with your family. Swallow your pride if you have to. If they act like dicks about it, it's on them. You can die knowing you tried.
23) Go see something beautiful. I live in Charleston, so yesterday I went to the church where Dylan Roof shot all those niggers.
24) Don't be so judgemental of things outside your comfort zone. Give them a shot, maybe you'll like something. Default to "I don't understand it, but maybe it's nice" instead of "that's fucking stupid, normies REEEEEEE"
26) Don't try for a day and give up because it wasn't an instant fix. It takes fucking forever to fix your negativity, but it is absolutely worth it to do.

I know you guys probably hate this list but, I'm literally just gonna keep thinking of things that sound nice and postan. Maybe it'll help someone. Even if it sounds dumb, like a lot of these must, give some of them a shot.
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>>29766069
Cut back on negativity. Ignore your big problems and focus on a few little things to cheer you up. I don't mind how this is received, I'm gonna go into another thread and be unrecognizable anyway

>>29766120
I know, kek. But it's fun. You're building something mechanical, painting, and then you and your friends can fight with them. My friends are normies and we have fun playing with them, even though we're college age.
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>>29766298
>we're college age
I'd advise anyone Disregard what this normie says and his list since he doesn't know shit about life yet.
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>>29766424
I know I used to be sad all the time and now I'm not. Used to be suicidal, until I made the list for myself and started practicing it. I admit i don't know much, but whatever, it worked for me
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>>29766180
>Go see something beautiful. I live in Charleston, so yesterday I went to the church where Dylan Roof shot all those niggers.
thank you for the laugh, little man
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>>29765867
>Stop focusing on being "comfy"
fucking dropped

comfy is the ultimate feel
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>>29766493

You were just a failed normie the whole time

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>29765513
Because they have healthy sex lives.
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>>29765513
And how do you know this? Can you see inside their minds?
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>>29766569
>GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
Were it so easy
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>>29766550
>comfy
It becomes a retreat after a while, and anything that isn't comfy becomes a bother

Prevents you from enjoying a lot of things
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>>29766645
Yeah, that's how escapism works
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>>29765513
Caffeine, alcohol and increasingly weed
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>>29765513
Family loves me. I'm attractive, healthy, have friends, skills, and good career prospects.
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>>29766684
The goal of my list, for me, was an alternative to escapism. At least making an effort to enjoy the actual world

It helped a lot for me
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>>29765513
its not hard you know, im currently neet, obese, poor and have tons of health issues yet im happy most of the time
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>>29766645
>anything that isn't comfy becomes a bother
STOP THIS
MY AESTHETIC
WHYYYY
it's so tru tho
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>>29766800
I know the feel, anon, I really do

That's where the going out parts of the list come in.
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You'd be in a good mood too if you could get friends, gfs, job, etc. without even trying or maybe putting in the slightest effort possible.
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>>29766858
For the vast majority of people, all of that stuff does take effort. Don't be so delusional.

It took me a long time to get a job, I failed to get several of the girls I sought. Just because other people can do what you can't doesn't mean it's easy, nor am I saying it takes effort for everyone
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>>29766905
Bullshit, my cousins have new partners every month when I've yet to even have one.
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>>29766943
Wah wah the world failed you then

Whether you accept it or not, for the vast majority, it does take effort. Get over yourself faggot
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>>29766905
Thats because you were gunning for a great paying job that would be impossible for a robot to get. Oh, you were turned down by a couple of girls? Poor little normie.

Trust me, you are nothing but a tourist in the land of suffering. The doors you freely pass through or are a little stuck and you have to shove to open... They're all locked tight for us.
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>>29766987
Maybe for some of you. I don't think a lot of you really even want to change. If you did, where would you get your pity
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>>29767096
>the 'robots just don't want to put an effort xD' normie meme
Don't you people get tired?
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>>29765513
Because they are lucky.

Sometimes they are sad but they CAN change the mindset.

You can't because you are depressed, chemicals in your brain are wrong and you are cursed
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>>29767126
So what about those success stories about ugly fat whatevers getting girlfriends and good jobs et cetera? Still wanna say it can't happen?
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>>29767131
It's not a curse. It's a disease. We have medicine and therapy for it. Exercise helps too. But this all takes effort, and robots would rather tell everyone how they are cursed victims.
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>>29767138
Robot isn't defined by "ugly fat." If you get a girlfriend you were never a robot, just a normie. Like you, norman. Fuck off.
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>>29767126
They have to play that meme because it absolves them of their privilege.
"There's no way someone out there can do what I did and not end up in a happy life!" It makes them appear less deserving and implies they didn't solve everything with their bootstrap pulling so they find it uncomfortable.
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>>29765601
you are so kind

thx u 4 psychoanalyzing me lmao TT

tfw emo as fuck but people don't know it bc you don't want to drag them down and uplift them, spread happiness instead

[ also because no matter how sad i am, i always want others around me to be happy + the best they can be (which isn't always good bc ill fuck myself over or people will think you're weird for being nice) ]
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>>29767168
No, you've already drawn this conclusion that you were doomed from the start, and that nothing you can do will change your situation whatsoever, and then you allowed it to be reinforced. Your failures reinforced it, and you have up after not trying very hard. You looked at things on the internet that reinforced jt, and glossed over the things that didn't. You are literally this way only because it is easier for you to be bitter, miserable, and hateful than it is to actually put in the effort to build a life you enjoy.

In the case of a job, fuck. You. If you can't get a low level entry position in a fast food or retail place at the very least, then you are doing. Something. Wrong. And it is your fault. I have worked these jobs with people who lacked all intrinsic value, socially, intellectually, and work ethic, and yet. They still managed.
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