>there are men in the world right now who had sex last night
>there are men in the world right now who will have sex tonight
>there are men in the world right now who have sex every week
>there are men in the world right now who will have sex every week for the rest of their life
>there are men in the world right now who will HAVE SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE GIRL IN THEIR LIFETIME
HOW THE FUCK
Here I am just trying to get a single person to smile at me and there's fuckers like this out there
How
>>29765257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoE1SrWWyNA
St. Rodgers will cast them into the pit of fire on judgement day.
Only thing I can say anon is enough gym makes qts drool. Having a creatine habit makes the anti-gym inertia less.
>t. used to be fit and have qts drooling but was married to a borderline but got lazy again after divorce so only scored one 7/10 gril who I stayed with but at least I'm not you
Stop being an uggo, stop playing vidya, anime, get off 4chan. Stop being autistic
>>29765257
dunno lad, I'm in the same boat
I hope that Lord Kek will bless me one day.
>>29765257
You realize lots of girls face the same issue? Shame they haven't lowered their standards to you yet, probably because bored Chad will fuck them every now and then.
>>29765300
If you are going to try and drive the point home that life is just a loaded gun at least pick a depressing song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SABPBly90Nk
>>29765325
all the muscle in the world can't save an ugly face
>>29765496
getting below 15% bf + chin/jaw implant can though
>>29765559
what if you're a skeleton and it's not fat changing your face
>>29765586
i mentioned the implants didnt I? im getting them myself
>>29765559
He didn't get a chin implant those are his jaw muscles. He clenches a lot so his jaw is thick. My dentist pointed it out because I have the same problem
>>29765257
>there are men in the world right now who will have sex every week for the rest of their life
only in a sense that there are men who have regular sex in a relationship at the moment and will die within a few weeks.
no normies will ever have regular sex every week for several years, decades, or more.
>>29765630
jaw muscles also grow heavily on steroids and Cruise definietly used them many times for movies
>Thread sound track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImRyPymRAM
>>29765749
Real classic aussie shitposting thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
I had pretty gross sex in the floor of my friend's living room last night.
lol, her mom found me dozing naked half under the coffee table and covered me up at some point during the morning.
TY Mrs. Creer.
>>29765786
Why would you collect such a useless thing?
>>29765257
here's some tips:
>be attractive
>be confident
>be funny
>dress well but not too well or people will think you're faggot
>go to places where people are like school or work or clubs
>don't be autistic
>ask a girl back to your place
it's pretty ez
>>29765786
It can't be. It fucking can't be. It has to be animals' or something else
Just stop being a fucking manlet, retard
>>29765559
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS FRONT TEETH!
Don't be a greasy NEET. Hit the gym and get fit. Even if you've got a shit face, if you're in good shape you could get a fat chick
>>29766130
How does one just stop?
>>29766137
>Fit man
>Get's fat girlfriend
Why?
>>29765257
>there are men in the world right now who had sex last night
>there are men in the world right now who will have sex tonight
>there are men in the world right now who have sex every week
>there are men in the world right now who will have sex every week for the rest of their life
Assuming me and my boyfriend dont break up they all apply to me.
Unfortunately He is making me wear a chastity cage so I have orgasmed in 3 weeks despite near daily sex.
Its pretty easy. I met him on 4chan. Just be yourself. And by that I mean find another autist on this website who shares your insanity and doesnt demand you pretend to be a normie.
>>29767758
What a terrible photoshop job
>>29766137
meme tier advice, getting fit will do nothing to fix the autismo in our hearts. getting fit will not fix an ugly face, which I believe most of us have here. why dont you just wander on back /fit/ or tumblr or wherever it is you came from. thank you.
