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What's the official robot tier food?
Besides tendies
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dines

comfy food
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Double cheeseburgers. Cheap, filling, delicious af
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>>29765150
This tb.h famalamalamlam
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i usually eat these
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/DEENZ/ is top tier robot food
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Motor oiI.
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Wingstop has god tier tendies
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sandwiches are the perfect robot food. quick and easy to make, tastes good
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Double Quarter Pounder, Extra Cheese, Extra Pickles, Big Mac Sauce and No Onions
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>>29765475
I didn't know you could ask for Big Mac sauce
Gonna try that next time
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>mfw being high and coming into this thread
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>>29765306
I actually just ate one of these right now
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nigga dicc
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>>29765524
DEY GON LAFACHO ASS
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>>29765150
>>29765306
>>29765473
>>29765475
Literally delicious af.
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>af
>tb.h
>famalamalamalam
>/DEENZ/
>nigga dicc
>DEY GON LAFACHO ASS
>literally
>delicious
>af

Am I on Facebook or 4chan right now?
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>>29765553
yeah im fucking starving and my mouth is watering
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>>29765917
nigga welcome to real life normies everywhere even in our very own frog shit board
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>>29765306

Can confirm. I ate boxes of these things during my heavy robot phase.
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>>29765983
>nigga

Fuck off faggot don't speak like that
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Microwave burritos.
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own doo doo
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>>29765046
i want to eat this man
eat with my mouth
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This looks god damn good i really should visit the us one day
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>>29765917
It's mostly ironic, except for af and literally which are just convenient words, and delicious which has literally nothing wrong with it you colossal faggot
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>>29765917
>>29765917
filter
ffffilter
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>>29765150
>only a double
get on my level famigliano
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>>29766242

No, it's past irony

Irony is a slippery slope. It started out as irony. It was funny. A year ago.

This board gets around 80k unique users a month. 80k * 30 * 12 = 2.8million posts

Your posts were funny 2,800,000,000 posts ago. Not now.
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Oregano oregano originalaalalalio
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Papa johns, great deals, let garlic sauce get buttery dip pizza in sauce and blue cheese
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>>29766985
>garlic sauce
>blue cheese
way to ruin your pizza senpai
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What are some healthy NEET foods?

They should be
-cheap
-really easy to prepare
-somewhat healthy
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>>29765046
a robot has all the time of the world so its cooking
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>>29766306
Idk man I hunk the Norman was correct for once. Tbqh it's just fun to talk like a negro
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>>29767046
A clear broth.
Maybe brown rice?
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>>29767030
normies dont like garlic, they choose ketchup instead
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>>29767303
Not wanting my food to taste like shit makes me a normie? And who the fuck puts tomato sauce on pizza seperately, it's already got sauce on it
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>peanut butter and jelly

I actually thought about opening a peanut butter jelly sandwich truck. They have a successful one over in portland
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>>29767983
who /kidcuisine/ here?
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>>29767983
Do it. Offer variations like bananas or honey. You'll be golden, and a town hero.
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>>29767983
I think there's one here in Philadelphia. There's a gourmet grilled cheese truck too. They charge like $7 for one grilled cheese. I don't really understand who's buying from these guys, but I guess they must make enough to stay afloat.

Maybe go somewhere with a large college presence if you want to set up a truck. They're like a bunch of walking wallets who've just left the nest, so they've got no financial intelligence. They'll throw all their cash at whatever hipster gimmicky bullshit anyone puts in front of them.
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>>29765046
take a look at this one
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>>29766306
nice calcs famfam
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is there consensus yet on which dipping sauce is best for tendies? I am torn between honey mustard and butter milk ranch, I have had lively debates about this before.
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>>29768018
Me.
>>29768198
Just bee yourself, man.
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>>29767983
Portland is the worst example you could use to base a business idea off of. Theres literally every specific business in Portland.
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>>29765046
I can eat boxes and boxes of these.

They're like big meat cheerios.
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>>29765150
I always eat the ones with bacon when I'm at McDonald's. Wolf them down like a slut.

>>29768018
I'm more of a Lunchables kind of guy but I remember liking their pizzas.
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>>29765895

Sorry bud, but tumblr is thataway
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>>29769664
Lunchables are good, can't bring myself to get them anymore considering how little food they give you
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>>29765306
i have 1 and half boxes of the same brand in my freezer. i like mine with spicy mustard
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Oscar Mayer doggos are gr8
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>>29770819
digusting.

imagine being served this at a restaurant lol

/r9k/ family restaurant
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>>29766037
I never understood the context of this picture, why is a bathtub full of human brains? Why were they saving/removing human brains?
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>>29770819
>>29770868
There's nothing wrong with using white bread as a substitute for a hot dog bun, I've done it before. It's pretty common actually. I do think he should have at least melted the cheese but I've had ghetto hot dogs before, they still taste just as good.
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>>29770932
l very much doubt that they're human brains
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Who here likes zucchini? :^)
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Fuck you OP, I'm dieting and can only eat sissy non-filling healthy garbage. You know how badly I want to cram my face with cheeseburgers, pizza, chicken tenders, and other fattening shit? Very badly, but I can't because I'm fucking dieting and my will-power is shit right now.

I didn't need to see this thread, goddamn it. I'm so fucking hungry, fuck you /fit/ and your bullshit healthy food that doesn't even fill you up. Fuck vegetables, fuck fruit, fuck low fat yogurt, fuck almonds, fuck organic shit, fuck all that healthy non-filling garbage. I want fucking greasy, meat burgers and pizza, fuck you society for making me feel ashamed of being overweight.

FUCK EVERYTHING, I'M A GLUTTON AND SOCIETY NEEDS TO LET ME BE WHO I WANT TO BE. FUCK THE MEDIA, AND FUCK STEREOTYPES. Maybe if the health industry could create healthy food that was DELICIOUS and FILLING, people would stick to dieting more. I don't know how faggots live off water and crackers everyday, that isn't a fucking meal you health fags. Water and crackers does not make a meal and it does not fill you up, A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER WITH FRIES AND SODA is a meal. I want to eat a fucking meal that fills me up, I don't want to starve myself and fill miserable while eating sissy baby food because it's "healthy"

FUCKING HEALTH FAGS WITH THEIR SHITTY HEALTH FOOD AND ANOREXIC BODY TYPES.

>>29765150
I could 7 of these right now....holy fuck I can't stand it.
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>>29770984
Still wondering why they were harvesting brains and keeping them in a bathtub. I don't know where they were getting those brains, they look like human brains to me but I guess some other species have similar looking brains of that size.

I honestly think they're human brains, they just fit the size and shape of the human brain.
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>>29765046
just had a crunch wrap surpreme.

9/10 autistic neets use quesadillas
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>>29770819
Shit tier.
Absolute shit tier. Come the fuck on.

I use buns, mustard, and relish, with some celery salt. Sometimes I forego the bun if I have to bread isnt bad, but wtf is up with ketchup?
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>>29767030
I happen to like the garlic sauce it tastes pretty gud with pizzer.

blue cheese is OK.
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>>29771060

DONT DO IT ANON, REMEMBER THE STICKY.
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>>29766207

I've always thought deep fried lard was a joke
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taco bell is great. chicken nuggets are great too.
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>>29765150
>tfw you get hungry as fuck at 12 in the night so you walk to the nearest Mc Donalds to get a double cheese burger with an Oasis drink

Fucking hell, so comfy on a cold winters night.
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>>29772672
>tfw nearest mcds closes at 12
>tfw l'd need to walk for half an hour to get my cheeseburger after 12
fot worth it senpai
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>>29771060
10/10 would read again while stuffing my fat face with leftover pizza
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>>29765973
anyone else love these?
also peanut butter and honey sandwiches are great
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>>29773184
Years ago I would buy these. Then they decided to be Jews and now they come with significantly less food. I was so upset that day. Used to be comfy dinner though.
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>>29766040
I miss the red pizza flavor ones
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>>29765046
I already had tendies this morning for breakfast, my slave of a mother cooked them for me.
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>>29765046
Iceland pizza with hotdog crust.

>uk robots will know
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>>29770932
>>29770984
>>29771077
He's building a think tank.
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What are some good instant noodles? I like that really spicy black one
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>rolls

i bake no-knead, no-work rolls every day, even when it's 90 out. hard crust, warm, firm bread inside perfectly formed, the slight taste of yeast. with butter of course.

such comfort
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>>29773963
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B004VM96HG/ref=ox_sc_mini_detail?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE

god-tier
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>>29771060
We're all gonna make it, man. Just don't quit that diet. Wait for bulking season then maybe try to get strongfat. If you become a bear and then cut you'll be huge.
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>>29765306
I'm from the home of the deep fried Mars bar and pizza crunch and even I think this is weird
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Road salt is my fav
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Just had del taco. Holy shit these carne Asada fries are amazing
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>>29771060
Youre simply believing the wrong thing.

MAKE HEALTHY FOOD TASTE GOOD.

Any raw ingredient on its own taste like shit even meat

Have you ever had a plain chicken breast with no seasoning that was actually enjoyable? no it sucks

you can make vegetables more filling and tastier by using more fat like butter or coconut oil or olive oil and more salt

you have to learn basic cooking principles

fat isnt bad if its healthy fat from a high quality source
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>>29777468
Not exactly but you're on the right track. Too much fat is definitely unhealthy regardless of where you get it from, but you're on the right track. Too many people focus on cutting out fats when sugars are the real problem. Want to lose weight easily? Replace soda with water.
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>>29777576
well ya 100% agree..

thats the main #1 thing you can do

you pretty much get skinny just by doing that

exercise is barely relevant verses the importance of diet
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>>29765460
Garlic Parmesan? Hell yea. They're a bit expensive, so its more of a treat
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>>29777131
you paid money for that? that looks terrible and I've been eating fast food for all of my life.
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>all this food you have to leave the house for
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>>29765046

I'm walking to 7/11 right now. What should I buy?
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>>29767046
Lately I've been eating refried beans and rice, sardines on crackers, cheese and crackers, peanut butter, sometimes raw carrots and raw broccoli. Been NEETing it up since spring and those are cheap easy foods which are reasonably healthy or at least not horrible for you. I like them too.
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>>29777690

A delicious snickers bar

That sounds great right about now. I wish I had one.
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>>29777690
a cold hot dog
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>>29777576
>>29777614
I eat lots of fat, meat, and veggies. Trying to cut out carbs, but it's a struggle. Currently at 140 pounds, and trying to get to 130-135@6foot2inches
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Bob Evans brand Mac and cheese oh my god
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>>29777743
>Currently at 140 pounds, and trying to get to 130-135@6foot2inches


dude thats like more than healthy weight

what are you so worried about

you dont need to lose any weight
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>tfw vegan slav
>eat only potato dumplings literally everyday
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>>29777730

oregalo
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>>29765046
>>29765070
>>29765150
>>29765306
>>29765339
>>29765460
>>29766040
>>29766185
>>29766207
>>29766985
>>29767983
>>29769370
>>29770819
>>29771051
>>29773184
>>29775742
>>29777131
>>29777828
ITT: faggot normies who don't know true robot culture.
Cuisinekino right here.
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>>29777885
youll get diabetes doing that potatoes is the highest GI and highest carb food of all foods
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>>29771060
Saving this copypasta for a later date.
Abra kadabra originazam
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>>29765046

Picante beef master race.
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>>29777977
And? I'd be glad to die sooner.
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Baking up some of these bad bois as we post.
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>>29778071
disease could be a long painful annoying process

you would be more glad biologically if you avoid it
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>>29777871
Ehh, you could say I have a minor fear of being a big guy.
Once I hit 135 I'll be happy, I think. Just want my legs to be smaller, but it's tough getting rid of muscle.
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>just ate Emirati vermicelli with canned crushed tomatoes, curry paste, and a splatter of Maggi
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>>29767051
But robots also lack life skills and are lazy as fuck.

Frozen food is the robot's cuisine.
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o shib whadub
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>>29778156
nobody gives a shit about your legs
you shouldnt try to lose muscle

i got really skinny one time and it was painful to sit on any hard surface. i couldnt even ride a bike because i didnt have enough fat and muscle to provide cushion
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/truekino/
>>29778227
Garbage taste kill yourself
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>>29777967

It's so beautifuI
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>>29778561
That bread looks 10/10
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>>29773910
Originalities
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>>29778561
*snork* mmm, delicious enjoy your soggy burritos, normal fags. meanwhile I'll *smack* be eating the one *burp* /truekino/.
>>29778617
It is my fellow robot.
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>>29766306
What a fucking square.
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>>29770819
that shit looks good actually
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>>29778739

Fuck off kiddo, your sympathies for spam and cancer and the degradation to your home are to be tossed into the trash.
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>>29767046
Broccoli.

Original
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cheap and easy
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>>29778234
I give a shit
I want to be a e s t h e t i c
I probably have some sort of body dysmorphia, but oh well
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>>29778561
I-is that fucking chocolate milk in a fancy glass? You fucking man-child, also what are you even eating? Some spinach leaves and cheese bread with chicken squares of some kind?

You must be dieting, that's probably barely 600 calories, the chocolate milk and cheese bread is the only fattening thing in that picture.
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>>29774033
Shit, dude, recipe? I'll share a tendie recipe in return.
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>>29778776
how bout you cook that shit at least?
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>>29765150
You know what's better than one of those? A McGangbang.

Grab a double, split it in half and slap a McChicken/Spicy Chicken sandwich in there, take a bite and enter mouth sex mode.
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>>29778776
>laughed out loud when I saw that it was a hot dog and sour cream, sides went into orbit when I noticed the toilet paper roll right next to it
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>>29767046
Chicken burritos
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Clown poop on your birthday cake tastes funny at first, but you get used to it
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>>29773295
This so fucking much!

Those things used to be $2.47 from 2007 to 2010 and were called "Classic Fried Chicken". Than in the year 2011 they reduced the portions and taste, put them in a yellow box with the word "SELECTS" on them and raised the price to $3.18 at Walmart and $4.20 EACH at local non-Walmart supermarkets.
>Image very related.

They used to give you two full breast and a leg for $2.47.

Once they they raised the price to almost $4, made the box yellow, and slapped the word SELECTS on it instead of giving you a full breast they will cut one breast up (sometimes they even cut thighs up) into two or three little pieces, dipp them in 30 layers of breading dough to enlarge the size of it and call it a day. They even take the spine and tail bone of the chicken and bread it to make you think that you are getting an actual large piece. Sadly once you remove the GLOBS of breading dough off of it its a tail bone with a tiny bit of actual chicken meat attached to it.
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>>29770819
suicide-tier food
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>>29778818
Ah hello normal fag, yes it is my ornate drinking glass. Also it was only a lite snack.
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>>29778561
that looks pretty comfy desu
>God-tier bread
>Chocolate milk: the nectar of the gods
>Tasty-looking ravioli
The only thing you could have done better with is the plate. Paper plates are suicide-tier
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>>29779074
are you watching the hangover?
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>>29778818
>chicken squares
that's obviously fried ravioli
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>>29779121
Good eyes, mom wanted to watch it.
>>29779108
Thanks f.am, very comfy indeed.
I used the plastic plate so I don't have to do dishes.
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>>29777690
They have these buffalo chicken things shaped like a hot dog
Get those they're good
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>>29778939
Kek
This guy fucks
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>>29778988
We'll just boycott them bro, eventually they'll come back...right?
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>>29779074
Chocolate milk is top neet tier
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>>29777970
>robot
>culture
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>>29767983
If you gave a neet discount on the sammies then it would be a very good idea and I would often purchase from you
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>>29770819
>>29778776
Holy shit how could you guys possibly lack this much cooking skill
At least microwave your shit
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>>29769370
>boneless
>rectum
>implying
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pizza pockets
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>>29765917

>am i on 4chan

what is 4chan your comfy paces where you go to be contrarian?
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>>29778765
>uses bigger words to challenge me to a game of who has the bigger e-penis
It's not sympathy, it's intolerance for people trying to tell other people what kind of words they can and can't use.
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>>29765046
Vodka, protein shakes, and one good, homecooked meal a day.

...Cooking is one of the few things I enjoy. I hate working in a kitchen, but I'd probably end it now if I couldn't cook for myself.
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>>29778090
What are thosssssse?
Originalrecipe bot tenders for real
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>>29778156
I'm 6' and 150 lbs and I think I look like a skeleton. Jeeesus, man.
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dr oetker pizza salame mozarella pesto
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Arbys because all they will ever deserve is the roast
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>>29780209
See
>>29778561
You normal fag
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>>29779622
Keeping my fingers crossed for some type of come back, but they've been pushing those Select boxes for a few years now. Someone must be buying them or they would have discontinued them by now. As for me, I'm just going to wait it out. There's no point in spending around $4 on pieces of breaded tail bones, and chicken spines when you can go to KFC, and get a $5 hot meal that doesn't require you to turn your stove on for 30mins.
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>>29770819
>ketchup
>on a hot dog
Shiggy diggy doo
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>>29780319
Ketchup on a hot dog is the normal thing to eat, no?
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>>29771051
And now that one spongebob episode makes sense
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>>29773184
Try peanut butter and brown sugar.

Channel your inner fat kid, shits delicious
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>>29780338
>normal
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PIECE OF NORMIE SHIT
GET THE FUCK OFF MY,BOARD
FUCK,OFF
YOU FUCK,OFF AND YOU DIE

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>29779194
I didn't know because I don't eat "fried ravioli" I didn't even know such a thing existed, if I buy frozen dinners they are usually weight watchers or some diet brand frozen dinners. Besides the box said the calories in those is like 340 per serving, fattening as hell if you ate like 10 of them. But not everyone gives a fuck about their weight, I'm overweight and currently dieting also my metabolism is slow as shit so I can't eat like I want unlike other people on this thread.
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>>29778939
I think its mayo, cause sour cream usually doesnt look like that. Maybe its toothpaste.
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>>29780423
I can eat literally any food any time as much as I like and never gain a pound.

Awwww shiiit, man. Feels good.
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>>29780367
He's a sea cucumber though.
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>>29780464
Yeah I'm envious and so are a lot of other people in my situation, I use to have a friend who was like 6'1 and full skelly mode. He was lanky as fuck, but he never put on weight no matter what he ate. I think he was actually under weight for a male of his height and age. You could see his ribcage and his stomach was flat as cardboard, like he didn't have any abs or muscle, it was just a flat stomach and chest.
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for dinner i had like6 chocolate chip cookies, i just made them
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>>29780423
i dont eat fried ravioli either, but ive had it at a restaurant before
my metabolism is getting bad, just turned 20 and ive gained like 13 pounds in the past year, all because im used to my metabolism being high
sucks man
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>>29780485
I dunno. I thought sea cucumbers didnt have anything on their heads that looked like that.
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>>29780529
Make this into a post on /fit/ so they can tell you youre fuckiny wrong for me
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>>29780453
I eat sour cream on my hot dogs.
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>>29780338
I find it funny that the Kraft cheese and wonder bread doesn't bother you, but the ketchup, the normalist thing on there, upsets you
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>>29765046
I don't really know what the fuck constitutes as "robot tier" food, but here's this.
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>>29780453
idk, it kind of looks like the sour cream that comes in a little tube that schools give out at lunch with burritos
looks exactly like how it would if you'd squeeze it out of a tube like so
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>>29780539
They're tentacles, technically. But spongebob isn't exactly anatomically accurate.
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>>29780587
You shouldnt go to /ck/ then
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>>29780563
how about you tell me since idk what youre talking about
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>>29780592
Is that summer sausage, crackers, and sharp cheddar?

My brother of African American descent!
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3 ingredient peanut butter cookies
1 cup sugar
1 cup peanut butter
an egg
Mix thoroughly (Unless you like egg and sugar clumps in your cookies.) Spoon balls onto a greased baking pan. Press down cookies into a criss-cross pattern with the moistened tines of a fork. Bake for 10 minutes.
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>>29780587
What? I'm a different anon, I was saying that ketchup is what you normally eat on a hot dog.
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>>29780638
/ck/ is too busy raging about salt and frozen pizza.
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>>29780727
Fuck you

ORIGINAL FAGGOT FUCKING COMMENT ASDFADSFASFDSAF
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>>29780727
what about a vegan version
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>>29780796
Combine 1 tbsp of ground flax or chia seeds with 3 tbsps of water to substitute for the egg.
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>>29780637
Oh god, I want that in my mouth.
I can imagine the tentacles writhing in my anus, reaching down and finding the cucumber's, we climax together...

We buy an acre of land in the city. The economy is rough, but we have each other. I get a job as night security at a power plant, que-kee (her petname) stays at home and tends to our young.

Things take a dark turn. I get laid off, take to drinking. I beat her in front of the kids. They hide inside the fake castle. "Bitch do you know how expensive a saltwater aquarium is??"

I overdose on kpins, have a seizure and multiple heart attacks. Sea cucumber family die of starvation
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>>29780750
Yea meant to reply to>>29780319
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>>29780727
I tried this once and it was so hard to measure the peanut butter and when i baked them them just melted together into a weird greasy soggy mess
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>>29780697
>My brother of African American descent!

That was pretty gay, brah
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Guys I'm so hungry but it's almost midnight and I've heard it's not good to eat this late at night, especially if you're going to bed soon. What can I eat that isn't fattening and isn't that bad to eat this late at night? Also can anyone redpill me on oatmeal? I'm trying to lose weight and I've heard oatmeal is pretty healthy to eat for breakfast, but you can't put anything in it. Like you can't put sugar or anything in it, it has to be just plain oatmeal.
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>>29780855
>being this shit of a baker
A cup of peanut butter is usually half a 16 oz jar, mi famila.
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>>29780878
just put peanut butter in it, helps a bit. maybe some honey too
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>>29780878
an apple might be pretty good for a midnight snack
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what are some good robot snacks? I've been eating pic related and these spicy blue corn chips and I want something else
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>>29780878
Eat grass.

As for oatmeal, just use the packets if you're not invested in boiling enough oats to last you for the next few weeks. Cinnamon, bananas. and peanut butter and good ways to sweeten your oatmeal without adding sugar.
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>>29780924
Peanut butter and crackers if you're short on cash. Peanut butter crackers if you're not.
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>>29780912
Don't have apples, I can't really give you a run down of everything I have. I have some cupped fruit, is that okay to eat?

>>29780908
Won't that make it fattening? Honey is pretty fattening, it's pure sugar and Peanut Butter isn't that healthy either, or is it only fattening if you eat it in large quantities?

>>29780927
>. Cinnamon, bananas. and peanut butter and good ways to sweeten your oatmeal without adding sugar.

Thanks fampai, gonna try that, I have some cinnamon already. I didn't think about cinnamon, that's pretty popular to put into oatmeal I think. Never heard of putting peanut butter into oatmeal, but I'll try it.
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>>29780978
cupped fruit should be fine
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>>29770819
This would be good if you melted the cheese and got a real topping instead of ketchup.
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>>29781010
>real topping
Such as?
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>>29780946
i forgot about peanut butter crackers, thanks anon. Are there any crackers better than ritz or is that the standard?
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>>29780855
Needs like a 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda. That recipe is bunk
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>>29778156
>fear of being a big guy
F...Fo.. For y..you, senpai
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>>29781049
Relish, mustard, pickles, onions, diced tomato, even certain horseradishes.

If you absolutely had to get diabetes then put some barbeque sauce on that bitch, it's what I did when I was a kid.
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>>29780978
but it's a healthy fat isnt it?
just put a dab of peanut butter, it melts with the oatmeal, its pretty good
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>>29781050
Town house is my personal favorite, but Ritz is good. Just use what you've got.
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Redpill me on Peanut Butter, I thought it was fattening but a lot of anons say it isn't and you can put it on a lot of stuff.
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>>29781093
>>29781107
Depends on whether or not the particular brand has added fats rather than the natural fat the peanut butter has.
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>>29781086
>pickles on your hot dog
i fucking love pickles but that sounds gross
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>>29781114
Well I have a jar of creamy Peter Pan Peanut Butter, is that fattening? It's addicting as fuck I know that, I could eat a whole jar in like two days.
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>>29780878
>I'm trying to lose weight and I've heard oatmeal is pretty healthy to eat for breakfast, but you can't put anything in it. Like you can't put sugar or anything in it, it has to be just plain oatmeal.

Cinnamon is fine, fruits as well.
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>>29781137
B-but isn't Cinnamon sugar? And isn't sugar bad? .__.

Sorry I'm retarded and know nothing about dieting and shit, guess I should just look this shit up online.
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>>29781125
Do you not know what relish is?
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>>29781136
>two days
You are like a baby.

I'm a NEET and sometimes all I have in my part of the house is PB, I can go through like 2-3 jars a night.
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>>29781125
relish is pretty a popular topping for hot dogs and its just chopped pickles
didnt have any relish once and chopped a pickle into tiny pieces, it went great with the hotdog.
if you love pickles then im sure you'd like it
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>>29781159
>isn't cinnamon sugar?
Cinnamon isn't sugar. cinnamon is cinnamon. Cinnamon has natural sugar in it, if that's what you mean, but not enough to mean anything.
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>>29781125
I don't see how, especially since hot dogs are like vertical hamburgers if you think about it.
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>>29781186
>You're a baby
>I'm a man cause I can consume 2-3 jars of PB in one night
>Witness my awesome power of PB consumption.

Get over yourself, I love PB as much as the next person but a whole jar is more than enough for me. I'd probably throw up or get sick of the stuff after two or three jars, if anything I think it's weird you can eat 2-3 jars of plain peanut butter and not get sick of it.
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>>29781159
No, it's a spice. As long as you're not dumping an entire container in you won't add anything significant in the way of calories or sugars.
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>>29781234
>A log of mixed meats is definitely the same as a patty of a singular meat
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>>29781208
i might actually try it
>>29781165
I had no idea what relish was
thank you for the info
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>>29781238
It's a meme, my dude. He wasn't actually calling you a baby.
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>>29781238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NmABXZGtP0

Watch this.
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>>29781369
I don't get it, can you explain this meme?
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>>29781410
>I don't get it, can you explain this meme?
S U C C
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>>29781410
>can you explain this meme
Where's the fun in a meme if you have to explain it?
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>>29780872
Everything and everyone on 4chan is bretty gay, bru.
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>>29765917
i literally can't write properly so resort to speaking like negro instead :)) senpai
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>>29765046
>Instant noodles
>Soylent and related meal replacements
>Sugary children's cereal
>The entire Taco Bell menu
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>>29777690
Mountain Dew Voltage and Chili Cheese Fritos.
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>>29765881
Gtfo normir they gladly give me Mac sauce on double cheeseburger
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>>29765150
i order it with big mac sauce
10/10
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>>29781252
Singular meat
You mean single species
Probably about 1000 cows in one patty though
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>>29781159
Cinnamon is tree bark, anon...
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