Life isn't so bad.
If you're feeling stuck, drop everything and go live with the dragons like the Nameless King did.
So what happens when Ornstein encountered the Nameless King? because we find his the Dragonslayer's Armour after defeating the King so does that mean Nameless killed him?
Yes. Why would the Nameless King (who tames and rides dragons) want a dragon slayer. They fought, Nameless won
Was Ornstein a robot?
>cucked by chad Artorias
>spends years being a whiteknight for gwynevere with no sexual benefits
>only friend was a fat autistic cannibal
>loses to the chosen undead
>loses to the bearer of the curse
>killed by his dragon-fucker chad master