So, in which step are you at the moment, /r9k/?
>start earning 40k a year at age 40
wtf? I make 45k in 4 months of work at age 25 and take the rest of the year off.
>>29763615
>amigoloans.co.uk
i havent even made it to first kiss
I passed my driving test at age 16. I'm now 33 and yet to have my first kiss.
>>29763615
>40k at 40
Kinda exceeded that and I'm 26. Own an appartment/house in Amsterdam, fuck loads of sloots on the side, though could go for a gf.
>>29763629
/thread
origyoufucks
>getting engaged before renting together
nigga WHAT
>>29763629
very good la
>>29763653
yellow claw or nah
>24 years old
>Stuck at step "age 19"
>>29763615
>aged 15
>first kiss
What the fuck, is this accurate? Is this actually the age that people usually achieve their first kiss?
>>29763615
Skipped first kiss, but I got a full time job at 19, so... Yay?
>>29763615
>get first job at 19
>get first car at 22
Sure.
>>29763753
The graphic is about "should", not averages.
But, as for what is average, that is ahighestimate.
I'm way behind in everything but employment and car.
I'm at the stage where I need my first job.killme
>>29763615
What is this Jewish life plan?
This is literally an ad by a really low-class payday loan company in the UK.
Look at you wastes of human life trying to justify yourself to an ad. Pathetic.
>>29763615
IF YOU EVER GOT PAST 15 YOU DON'T BELONG IN HERE!
if you ever got past 15 you need to leave this website and try 9gag
>>29763660
how the goberment economy, one of many ways how they slave you
>>29763615
LIVE LIKE THIS >:(
n-no...
>>29763615
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
what a load of shit
>>29763629
I like this version way better
>>29763615
>first kiss at 15
This is the normiest fucking shit I've ever seen
>>29763615
i should be under 15 according to this shit
>>29763615
What a shit bunch of milestones, it is so rigid and forceful. The age we should achieve them. Fuck you, I will not achieve half of these stupid normie steps of life.
Anyway, I still haven't even gotten close to reaching the first "step"
> 26
> Never had a job
> Never had a relationship
> No professional education whatsoever
> Leech off mama and papa
Living the dream
>>29764008
The true milestones of life!
>bought computer
>bought guns
>bought motorcycle
People are trash, things are where it's at
>>29763628
It's in GBP
>>29763615
They left out the steps where you own a successful business at 24 then lose it ar 29 because your drug addiction has gotten out of control then your wife divorced you while in rehab and you have to start over at 30 in a blue collar job then meet a qt at 34 and marry her and life is looking up again even though you live in a shit apartment.
>>29763615
>First full tie job at 19
wat, right out of high school (or whatever equivalent depending on country)
>drivers license at 20
waaat
>first vacation with friends at 21
that's almost 5 years later than normal wtf
>first car at 22, also moving out at 22, after 3 years in a full time job
lol wut
I'm too lazy to go over the rest, and I know there's probably some shithole these apply to also re: earning 40k at 37, when you start working right out of high school and with no other education or training that'A probably what you get
>>29763629
Kek
Please be an original comment, if not I will kms
>First car bought at 18 w/ drivers test
>Full time internship at 19
>First holiday w/ friends at 19
tfw missed age 15 and probably never will
>>29764036
Holy crap that's even worse, I live here and I don't know a single person who makes that much money...
>19
>Full time job
What the fuck? No wonder he makes only 40k at age of 40.
Get higher education fgt
>>29763876
Huh. I didn't know that. Considering how close some of these mile stones are I'd say this was an attempt for them to get you to take out these shitty fucking loans from them to achieve your "milestones" in life.
>>29763615
I'm aged 24 and haven't done any of the goals that were listed prior to that milestone.
It's over
>it takes until 30 to earn average wage
That chart is wrong tho, 15 should be the year you lose your virginity and the first kiss should be years before it.
>>29764240
>gettyimages
did you lose your virginity to your mum?
>>29763753
nah real age in us is usually around 9-14 from elementary behind the playground "kisses" and from middle school make out seshes, you'd be surprised
>>29763615
>buy first house
>start earning average wage
k den
>>29763615
I'm 24 and haven;t even had my first kiss yet.
>>29763615
Only one I have is kiss
age 21
no job ever
no kiss ever
no license
hs dropout
wew
>>29763615
>>first kiss at 15
Well it looks like 90% of this board hasn't passed the age 15 milestone
What the fuck is this anyway, someone took the time to make this absolute SHIT.
>get married
and THEN
>buy first flat
and THEN
>buy first house
and FINALLY
>earn average wage
Fucking what? How would anyone do all of that shit without earning average wage.
Jesus christ normalfags are so braindead they think anything on that picture is a good plan
>>29764036
Good boy points?
Origin
>>29763615
This is a normie meme, nothing more.
>Pass driving test
>20
what the fuck
>>29763615
26 and only have the full time job and moved out parts.
Skipped all the ones involving friends and relationships to stay inside and play vidya.
>>29763615
Seriously, is there any other way to live a happy and normal life that doesn't include doing things shown in that picture? I really don't think so
>>29763615
>be 23
>don't even have the 15 year old milestone
>the only one i have is the 19 year old one
This list is terrible and unrealistic.
I'm 24 and I love in my awesome flat with my best mates. I have a boring job that pays okay and is pretty easy and comfortable. I have sex with multiple woman and go on dates regularly. Who the fuck wants to settle down at 25 or have a kid at 28. Fuck that. I don't want to achieve half these goals. I am perfectly content where I am atm. Just wish my job paid more or was more fun is all really.
U.S. Track:
14: first date, kiss
16: driver's license
18: college w/ part time work or a full time job
22: graduate, full time job
24: get married
26: have a kid
29: buy a home
30: get divorced
36: another marriage
42: another home
55: lose savings to market crash
67: retire
68: dead
>Full time job at 19
>Not going to college and getting a doctorate
>Moving away from your parents and not supporting them in their old age, after all they did for you (may not always apply)
>Having children before buying a house
>Having children 1 year into marriage
>Pay maxed at 40k (probably dollars)
>Two shitty holidays in all-inclusive chavland resorts because 40k a year max pay can't afford two decent holidays
This is a terrible way to live.
>Having a child at 28
I cannot imagine a worse hell. Do you hate your freedom? Do you hate playing videogames and staying up all night whenever you feel like it.
Why anyone in their 20s or early 30s for that matter would have a child and get married is so fucking ridiculous.
>>29763753
No this is the age normal people lose their virginity
>>29763615
bullshit chart. Dude starts working at 19 for less than 40k yet has 2 houses and a flat owned by 37?
Where I live, 2 ok-ish houses and a lowlife flat would cost you ~1.600.000 together, if we assume he makes 39.999k a year before getting his "raise" at 37, he would have earned 720.000 all his life, without taxes applied. If we consider his wife and double that, we still have less than what would be needed for all those properties. Oh and sure, throw a new car in, thats another year of work.
The whole realationship stuff is pretty accurate for normies, but the economical progression makes zero sense at all (also 40k is a shit pay to have at 37, no wonder theres zero educational milestones in this chart).
>>29763615
Wtf, I passed my driving test, had multiple holidays with friends, moved out, and have a rented flat on my own, but am 19
>full time job at 19
LOL
maybe 20 years ago
There are millions of wageslaves working 40+ hours a week while still being classified as "part time" by their employers
>>29763615
22 and making 45k a year working 4 day weeks lmao. I don't a car or have my licence waste of money and I'm already considering starting a business.
still tfw no gf so I wont have anything else.
That chart is fucking depressing
Norma life is so shallow and empty
>>29763615
Im stuck at step "age 15" and I'm 22 years old with no job and no job experience. time to kill myself iguess... but im too scared ...
