What's the saddest thing you read here on /r9k/?
> "No one wants to wake up next to you"
a few months back there was a thread where this guy was talking about his shitty life under foster care and how he works as a wage slave, the thread 404'd but it was depressing to read
The one about "You can't stay in your room forever."
A girl was doing vocaroo requests, so this sad fuck requests his own birthday wish a year in advance. It's quite cringey. Actually pretty sad.
>>29763062
>(You)
MY SIDES
Hi Alex!
>>29763062
ALEX WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU GET ME ONE?
>>29763062
I don't understand why people do this.
There's almost none of the meaning behind it as having an actual girl who knows you and cares about you saying it.You are literally asking someone to do it for you, and don't seem to be cognizant of how that cheapens the whole point of a female saying it to you.
It's like paying a prostitute for sex just so you can lose your virginity. She doesn't actually care about you. She doesn't love you. She's obliging you. If all you cared about was sexual pleasure, you'd just masturbate, but you want another person--yet you remove what makes that experience "special'.
I don't mean to seem harsh or ruin it for you, I genuinely hope you enjoy it--it's merely that it makes no sense to me.
>>29763104
Well it's better than absolutely nothing...
>>29763218
I for one prefer the bittersweet apathy that comes with absolutely nothing over having something hollow and empty devoid of emotion imho
>disable birthday notification on normiebook
>somehow they still found out and congratulated me allthough they bullied me throughout middleschool
>all of the people I actually thought cared about me didn't congratulate me
>>29763497
I'm the type of loser that would take soma. Quickly and voluntarily.
I don't really see the difference between fake contentment and actually satisfaction with life.
Except that the fake contentment ia actually attainable for brief periods of time, while the satisfaction is a fucking pipe dream.
>>29763062
>(You)
Top kek. I hope you shopped that in for comedic effect
>>29762984
"kys" is pretty close
>>29763016
That reminds me of another thread, but this one was only a few weeks ago. It was about some guy talking about his life which was pretty sad even by robot standards. The thread got few replies and most of them were something along the lines of "normie get out".
However, the "never ask for help" and the "quick rundown of what will happen if you don't adjust yourself soon (or something like that)" stories are even sadder in my opinion.
>>29762984
yesterday in a thread about being an overweight neet who still lives with your parents there was an overweight neet virgin who was 25 and still shared a bed with his overweight neet brother who was 23 or something. hello if youre in this thread.
>I work
It saddens me seeing this. I know wagecucks will one day see the light and start enjoying the NEET life.
That one about how my memories aren't real and how my life all happened on the internet and not IRL.
>>29763695
heavy, oregano
>>29762984
Somehow, the threads about poorfags and retailcucks sadden me the most.
Those people don't even have first world problems like most of us, they are literally an inch away from living on the street.
>>29763104
>yet you remove what makes that experience "special'.
>remove
to put up a placeholder in a position where there's no potential for anything real doesn't remove anything
Most where typed by me and idrather not share
hey did you know a girl on collegue whet away laughing right after we hugged and sayd bye?
At least i'm not hhhkv anymore, just hhkv
>>29763868
>At least i'm not hhhkv anymore, just hhkv
These labels are your self made chains. May you tread lightly in them
The fact that this board exists at all and that most people here will probably never change is depressing enough
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>>29763564
>thinking you can disable anything
>thinking you have any control
>>29763683
I keep fantasizing about doing this but my SO would leave me if I did. You coul dmake the reasonable point that they're a shitty SO if they leave you for that, but my esteem's too low not to be his bitch.
>>29763868
what does the third H stand for in hhhkv?
>>29764030
>but my esteem's too low not to be his bitch.
does your girlfriend have a husband?
>>29762984
nobody actually wants you to wake up tomorrow
>>29763664
That is pretty sad, rip fat lads it's wizardhood for you both.
>>29764030
>SO
>SO
>SO
>SO
(SO) fucking what you stupid normalfag
what are you trying to say, that you're a literal cuck?
Fuck off regardless
>>29764443
>ywn dutch oven your fat adult brother.
>>29764042
holdless or hugless
hand holdless hugless kissless virgin
>>29763890
>These labels are your self made chains.
the fuck you even mean with that, norman?
>>29765296
>hand holdless hugless kissless virgin
oh ok. thanks. cant remember who took my hand holding virginity desu
>>29763868
Wow I wrote this. Never seen any of my posts in this sort of thread before. Cool!
