>Have girl over
>we have sex
>first time in awhile
>Don't enjoy it, would rather be here or fapping
>don't know how to feel
who /failednormie/ here
How the fuck did you not enjoy the sex? We need more explanation here.
Try nofap? Porn might have fried your brain.
Otherwise are you gay?
>>29762981
Sex feels worse than masturbation. The enjoyment comes from either the emotional bonding with a loved one, or the mental satisfaction of winning the dating game yet again.With prostitutes, you have neither.
>>29762965
I didn't enjoy sex the first time I did it either. Even posted about it here right afterwards.
It felt weird, took forever to cum, and eventually I just started thinking about skyrim for the entire remainder of that ordeal
>>29763021
I have sex with around 31 girls, even with hookers
I used to love it but ever since I went cocoon mode it just feels weird
And tonight I kept spacing out and not really trying
to the other poster, no I'm not gay
I think I'm just a robot and would rather be by myself
>>29763044
>have sex with 31 girls
>robot
>Have sex often
>Every time is an anxious rollercoaster
>Always so desperate for it to go well
>Despite good feedback, unprovoked
>Always fall into self loathing depression and judgement for a couple days after
Sex makes me sad no matter how often it happens. I keep getting into long term relationships because i feel i should then getting uncomfortable and cutting them off entirely out of the blue because i feel dead inside and can't connect to people. Even after living with girl's in 3 year relationships i have never given a fuck after we broke up. I spend all of my time alone despite being regularly invited to things and sleep about 16 hours a day.
Nothing feels good. But not bad. I play the character.
I lie constantly to everybody and use
>>29762965
I'm the same. Lost my virginity at 18/19 to what was basically my 10/10 dreamgirl. The sex was awful because I had huge anxiety to perform. Had sex a couple of times and now I'm 25 and have 0 interest in sex. I get horny and girls turn me on. I just don't want to fuck them. Don't know what do
>>29763128
>I get horny and girls turn me on. I just don't want to fuck them. Don't know what do
Get an Internet girlfriend from somewhere in Asia.
problem solved
>>29763145
I don't really crave their company/contact/validation or whatever either, I don't know, just seems strange. I'm normie by pretty much all standards except for this shit. In high school I had a girl naked in my bed and I told her I had to sleep because I had an early morning next day (a saturday which I spent shitposting and playing WoW).
EVERYONE HERE NEEDS TO CUT THE INTERNET OUT OF THEIR LIVES RIGHT NOW.
IT IS RUINING YOUR LIFE!
>have sex with girl
>feel empty and depressed after I jizz
>dont even want her around
i wish i was dead
>>29763317
but then what would I do with my spare time?
id just sit in front of the TV all day.
my life is shit. thinking of just going all out and taking a shit ton of drugs and hoping i stop breathing when i pass out.
>>29763317
You can't finish college without the Internet.
>>29763014
yeh i don't understand why people pay 50 euros to fuck a random hole
>been with gf for 1 year
>haven't came from her once and always have to finish myself
sex is a meme
the good part about dating someone is having 2 people to do things
>>29762965
>doesnt enjoy having sex with girls....
>get gf
>turns out she's a roastie
>filled with loathing every time you hate fuck her
>get drunk and call her out on being a roastie
>no more gf
sex is overrated desu
I had sex like 4 times maybe and only came once (when she just gave up and I wanked till I came on her face)
It was all with the same girl, and she lost her virginity to me so the first two times were ESPECIALLY shitty, it's really not that fun moving like one inch every 5 minutes because it ''hurts'' her.
Death grip is a bitch.
>decent looking
>head to toe covered in tattoos
>hate tattooed people and the culture
>girls only like me for my image
>people only like me to be seen with me
>only want a nice pretty girl who wears dresses to go on dates with
>only ever attract repulsive skanks
>sex is worthless without romance
>>29763105
Fucking hell this is exactly me. What is wrong with us?
>>29762965
Anyone just not a normie or a robot? I lost my virginity at 14 and I get 9/10's , but listening to normies talk is mind numbing.
>>29763658
Why the fuck did you get all the tattoos then retard
>>29763594
>not calling her out for being a roastie and still being with her
The fuck are you doing?
>>29763785
I enjoy them, I'm an introvert and they're for me. Also I'm from a family of fishermen.
started getting them at a very young age before they were trendy and for tumblrinas who like guys just because they have them.
>>29763833
I considered getting a bunch of tattoos simply so I could pull those tumblerinas
>>29763745
I feel you, I'm drifting twoards being more of a robot though, when I listen to the shit normies talk about I want to reeeee.
>>29763879
I can't fit in anywhere. listening to autists talk is so boring. When i can talk to them about intellectual topics they don't know shit about life. Vice versa with normies. That and I hate the new black "culture"
>>29762965
>have girl over
>fuck her
>after i cum i want her to leave
every time
>>29763864
They're awful to be around unless you like hearing about transgenders, black women and women suffering.
>>29763909
I spend most of my time talking to autists, one of my few normie freinds said that I confuse and/or bore other normies be looking at everything to technically.
>>29762965
Sage goes in the anus of every normie
>>29763705
Bad childhood and traumatic experiences as a toddler? But my family were intelligent and attractive so i have okay genetics. Means i have the ability to make friends, but feel no reward from anything at all except for having a sense of humour. I look forward to one day having a wedding where i feel nothing and then a beautiful child i feel nothing for, in the endless hope that maybe it'll finally 'click' and i'll feel okay if i just keep going.
>>29762965
>tfw I've never came when with a girl
Most recent was gf came round and she sucked my cock but i couldn't feel a thing. I was just numb
>>29763814
Grills don't take kindly to being called roasties.
She left pretty soon after. Stupid slut.
>Boyfuriendo is 25 and making 37,000 britbong dollars a year
>I'm 23 and the only job I've had is 6 weeks work experience in retail
>Trying to get a job close to where he lives so we can see each other more often
It's so fucking soul crushingly boring to look for jobs and I'm dogshit at interviews, I hate pretending to be someone I'm not on the off chance I impress the normies enough to give me a job. But I also feel guilty about not having a job yet, I feel like I've stagnated and I'm stuck in a rut while my bf is actually doing shit with his life. I want to make him happy, why can't they just give me a job?
Also I need to lose like 5st before December and I keep putting off exercising.
>>29762981
Anon n.
>>29763014
is telling the truth. Sex is Overrated and kind of time consuming.
I don't know anything about "doing it with your loved one" but losing my virginity was one of my big errors (long story short, a 7/10 friend of mine had pity on me and decided to take my magic powers one night).
It felt... okay. But at that point I prefer to touch myselfe, less time consuming, and you don't have a friend who jokes on you because you wasn't able to make her climax.
(Elisa, you're a great friend, but fuck you, bitch.)
I really didn't know what I expected from sex, But it deluded me. I can't even remember much about the feeling of it, really, and the most of my memories are concentrated in the clichey post coitum cigarette, where I started to feel regret and realized there was something wrong with me.
After that experience I started to feel confused with my sexuality and that whole thing.
I don't like guys because they're not "petite" or cute, yet, I would love to do it with a trap because They are "petite" and cute...
I Started to have fantasies on becoming a girl and genderbending quickly became my top fetish after that experience.
I hope my story helps you in any way, at least, to make you feel less alone.
I'm sorry if I don't have solutions, I'm still processing thoose feelings too.
Had sex once and stopped desiring anything sexual ever since.
It actually improved my life
>>29763317
>tfw the internet is the best and worst invention of all time
My coworker today told me I'm weird, but in a good way.
Anyone else here ever get this one?
>>29763317
Are you fucking mad, robot? Humans have invented something that is LITERALLY BETTER THAN SEX and you'r trying to claim it's a bad thing?
>>29762965
I can please women in every way except with my dong
being on a metric ton of meds has fucked me up both emotionally and sexually. i can barely get a boner anymore, even when i'm doing shit with a girl and i always feel tired
fml
>>29765988
All. The. Time. I'm a lifeguard and outside of work we all hang out and I can generally blend in, but inside of work I often find myself the odd one out. "Oh anon, you're so quiet you never talk!" Is what I hear on the daily.
>>29762965
>have gf
>fuck her
>never cum
>sometimes would rather jack off to porn
>>29765988
All the time. I jokingly say "damn right i'm a weirdo" and things always go better than expected.
>>29766524
>Oh anon, you're so quiet you never talk!
DESPITE TALKING NEAR ALL THE TIME
I guess if you aren't a fucking radio constantly blurting something you're quiet.
>get gf
>can't get hard
>sex is shit
>she dumps me after two weeks
>>29763745
You're a cyborg, most likely
>have girl over
>benin wont get hard
im fucking 19
>>29766777
Checked.
Iktf bro. It's fucking hell. Even with Viagra it's a struggle.
>>29766827
the same day, 2 hours before she came, i possessed diamonds
she was my "gf" i met on okcupid. the first time we hung out i was kissing her and had my fingers in her pussy and shit and i was getting on top of her taking her pants off and RIGHT THEN i could just feel the blood flowing out of the fucking thing. she was so pissed. she gave me the succ nother time but i was a fucking idiot and wanted to put on another episode of south park and while i was doing that i became uneshrekt
lied to her and said i was a virgin so it wouldnt seem as pathetic but we ended up breaking up anyways without having sex. the last time i had had pleasurable sex with someone i loved was like 3 years before that
>>29765988
>I feel like you're out of this world, like you don't know anything about social life
I don't think he meant it in a good way
>have girlfriend
>we live together
I'm here right? Things could be better. I still don't consider myself a robot.
>>29767158
That sounds pretty brutal, sorry man.
>>29764562
is this from the man who fell to earth?
>>29762965
Please go to hell, fucking normalslime
>>29767389
The gif is from the man who fell to earth, you're right.
The "feels bad man" face was kinda related, I guess?
Probably not.
>got gf
>still feel dead inside
>tfw you realize everybody is just pretending to be happy
>>29764338
Just looked up what 5 stone is in pounds. You must look vile.
