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extra 50lbs of (permanent) muscle
>or
extra 5 inches of height
>or
extra 5 inches of penis
>or
extra 50 IQ points
extra 50 iq NOW
>>29762601
Gimme dem xtra inches phamal.
I. Need. Them.
Muscle imo nobody will see my penor anyways if i look like this, and girls do not give a shit if you are smart anyways
>>29762601
>Extra muscle
Already obese mate, it won't show
>More cock
Happy with cock size
>More IQ
Pfffffffffffffffff
Height. I'm 5'10", girls in my area don't recognise <6' guys as actual men.
>>29762601
>Implying that IQ is an accurate representation of intelligence
I'm intelligent enough as is, my dick has never failed me, so I'll go with the extra 5 inches of height.
>>29762601
>tfw supermanlet
5 inches of height anytime
Cutoff value for manlet is 5'10 right?
>>29762676
50pts is a lot
if you were of slightly above average intelligence it would put you on par with einstein
Already tall
Dick is alright at 18cm
I'm thinking higher IQ.
>>29762601
IQ because I'm dumb
>>29762601
None of the above, thanks.
Gain the points family
>>29762601
I'll take the IQ any day of the week.
>>29762601
>50 IQ points
That's fucking lot senpai. With 50 extra IQ points I'd be a proper genius. Of all the things I'm insecure about my intelligence is the largest so this would be great.
>>29762601
muscle because skelly
>>29762601
I'll take the IQ points, I'm already above average. Could stand to benefit a lot from 50 points.
>>29762601
Muscle.
The other three are already above average and good enough for me. The muscle (being permanent) would just make passive calorie burn higher.
>>29762601
I'm a lanky skeleton, so I don't need the height. Muscle and penis length will only be used to attract women, while the extra intellingence can lead to more succes, which also attracts women. So the iq points it is.
>>29762904
50 iq is a lot. I'd bet most robots are in the 120-140 range already. Being 170-190 iq usually leads to issues unless there is some great social ability to go along with it, which if you are around here, you don't have.
50 IQ hands down.
Muscle: you can gain that already
Height/penis: you only indirectly benefit from these, and you could probably use the IQ to get money to compensate for those deficiencies anyway.
>>29762935
As long as you can do something with your high intelligence that is in high demand and that others can't do, your social failures will be forgiven (at least in bussiness).
Now if you're not useful AND a social failure, than that will be very difficult.
IQ. It would lead to a better life for me.
>>29762721
>muh einstein
how about literally everyone else in that photograph?
How about von Neumann?
How about Woodward?
>>29762935
>I'd bet most robots are in the 120-140 range
You would lose that bet.
Can I get my hair back? That'd be great.
If not, IQ.
Penis is already big and it's entirely pointless to have a big one, muscle you could gain, probably easier if you had a high IQ.
>>29762601
>extra 50lbs of (permanent) muscle
This, I'm happy with what I have on everything else.
>>29762601
Penis. Gay robot here and let me tell you that gay men will fucking worship the ground you walk on if you have a big dick. I've met so many ugly, awkward guys that get invited out just because they're hung and everyone wants their chance with it. People keep absolute assholes around because 'he's got a big dick.'
Big dick is easy mode for gays
>>29763689
>hung and everyone wants their chance with it
That's how aids came to be
>>29762601
Instead of 50 pounds of added muscle, can't you just convert the fat on your body to muscle instead.
>>29763689
This is true actually..
I used to be straight but I never got anywhere with women, virgin until I was 23 or something.
Put my (above average) dick on Grindr once for fun and I got so many reactions it kind of shocked me.
>>29762601
gib IQ pls
>tfw retarded
IQ. I'm already at the gifted level. Moving a few deviations above that would be interesting. (Would it make me smart enough to reanimate the dead? I need this.)
>>29762601
I dont need your handouts faggot.
>>29763278
Nigga you ain't getting no 500 point IQ boost so you can forget about ever being von Neumann. You better settle for Einstein you greedy fuck.
>>29762601
Extra 50 IQ points, I'm intelligent enough as is but I want to be able to gaze into my own mind and deeply contemplate the world I live in.
>>29762601
IQ, it's the only thing that matters in life and will make you more successful
Extra height so I can be a 6' goddess.
> you'll never be tall and skinny
> you'll never intimidate/arouse manlets
why live
I'll go for IQ. That will land me on 194.
I'll still be a manlet, but I'll be a genius manlet.
>>29762935
>I'd bet most robots are in the 120-140 range already
More like 80-110
>>29762601
I guess muscle since I can't decide between penis and height
>>29762957
You can actually gain IQ with training
>Already 6'3''
>Muscle would be easy to gain if I could get over my crippling fear of starting out at the gym
>Penis is comfortably average
>Already pretty smart, but there's no upper limit on how desirable this is
This couldn't possibly be an easier choice.
Should have added a "mystery box" option.
>No "Imbue yourself with the motivation to leave your room and meet people" option
>>29762601
5 in. of height
please God
>all this explaining
>>29762601
I'll just go with extra 5 inches of penis.
i'd be happy with 5 cm of penis instead of inches desu
>retards not picking muscle because they think 50 lbs of muscle comes easy
Yeah if you have 6 to 10 years
Im already smart
My dick is already big enough
I dont care about my height
50 lbs of muscles for sure
>>29762601
50lbs of muscle under my fat. Nope
Or 6'7". Weird
Or footlong dick. Also weird.
Or at least 180 IQ. Also weird.
I'd burn fat more easily and never look as flabby. Or I'd be taller than almost everybody. Or I'd have a dick no chick could resist or take. Or I'd waste even more intelligence.
Of course those IQ gains.
>muscle
I would be genius. I would understand that they are needed if I want to be succesful and I would just work out and get swole.
>height
185cm. Could be better but atleast I am not an ultimate manlet.
>benis
Disregard bitches, aquire IQ.
id prefer to lose 50 pounds permanently than gain it honestly.
don't really need the next two options so i choose IQ i guess
Height any day of the week. I'm satisfied with the rest. Also, someone please make a graphic with this thread's info.
>>29762601
>extra 50lbs of (permanent) muscle
can i use this to replace 50lbs of fat?
Height. I'm 5'7'' and handsome. It'd fix my life.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10680671
extra 50lbs of (permanent) fat
>or
Minus 5 inches of height
>or
Minus 3 inches of penis
>or
Minus 25 IQ points
Choose wisely
>>29768033
50lbs of fat. I'd just starve myself until 50lbs of other fat on my body is gone to even it out
>>29768081
literally this, jesus what a tough quadrilemma
>>29762601
-5 inches please
I'm already:
>6'1"
>genetically more muscular than most guys without even lifting
>7" cock
>135 IQ
I choose IQ boost. I'd go from "gifted" to mega-genius. Would be epic.
>>29762601
Are you kidding? 50IQ points versus any of those?
Assuming you're at least average intelligence, which is 100IQ, that'd put you at genius level. If you're above average, and apparently quite a few of us are around 130, that'd put us at 180, which is absolutely insane.
>>29762879
>>29762892
>>29762957
>>29763740
>>29763761
>>29764249
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>>29768171
This to be honest, its not even a competition.
50 IQ!!!! Thats al i want, wanted and ever will want holy fuck my autism tingels by that thought, being able to read under longer periods of time, chalange yourself more. This is obius anon.
>>29765771
Show me sauce fucker, im in in that case.
>>29769455
see, this board never makes me happy, fuck you all.
>>29762654
I'll take the 5 extra inches of dick. 1.5 in girth and 3.5 in length.
