ITT:post the BEST picture of you ever
If you think you are ok explain why do you think you are single
Here I am. Not sure why I'm single.
>>29761927
please GOD wash your hair
>>29761927
Sup Chris.
I like this angle
This is probably the best photo of me I think
I think I look 6/10 in this photo.
>>29761840
Here we go, friendo
this is definitely me and if you disagree then you are the gay
>>29761956
HIIIIIII SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRR hHHEHEHEHEHAHAHEHAEHAEHEAHEAHAEWGO;
You don't need to worry about appearances if you're going for a monster girl.
>>29761979
That's actually good for a robot
Fucking slaying plebeians back in high school, GH2 was unironically cool in my neighborhood for like a year
>>29761979
7.5/10
good square jaw
symmetrical lips, nose, eyes
good cheekbones
look broad
just work on hair, perhaps fashion cant tell in pick, and self confidence and you'll be swimming my dude.
This was my best haircut ever,don't know if I can improve anything besides that anymore
>>29762160
clear up your face and you're good my nig
tfw only pics of me are like 5 years old and i dont have a decent camera to take pics of myself
>>29761840
The last good picture taken of me was at age 4
Sup robots
>>29762335
You look like a hipster fag, but at least you're not ugly.
>>29762028
Just wanna roll dont mind me
>>29762028
roll
dogmoegmovmnwosm
Is this /soc/? Why are all these 'robots' not ugly
Sorry, I thought I went on /r9k/, not /soc/.
Seriously, if you post your face in this thread you aren't a robot, except the first guy, he's pretty robotic.
now
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29762931
in this photo at least you're one of those rare people who is attractive despite being hideously ugly
Posted in a thread yesterday.
Not single.
Lost 150lbs from my heaviest.
Yes, extra skin. Get it taken care of while you're young, kids. Your skin will go back to normal if you do it now. Don't wait until you're in your 30s. Lose weight right now, start right now.
>>29762931
god tier hair
>>29761840
possible reasons for me being single:
- feminine hapa features and personality causes girls to think i'm gay (i'm also pretty ugly already)
- lanky @ 6'0 155lb
- no ways to meet girls
- embarrassing life situation, working way too many hours at KFC and not studying
- high standards/pickiness for potential partners (white girl with blue eyes would be nice) + very few whites my age where i live
- (adding on to previous) i'm ugly and poor but want a qt gf
- stay inside on 4chan all day
sorry to babble, but it was p cathartic to write that
thanks op
>>29761989
Get the FUCK OFF MY BOOOOAAARRRDDDDD JESUS FUCKING GOD GET OUUUUTTTT ROAASTTIEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm single because I don't really try to be in a relationship though.
I don't feel ready for such a thing, my degree forces me to switch country every year, so I have to find someone at the start of the year, otherwise it's just not worth it.
I do get laid oretry often though. Got 3 sexfriends and I have 3 girls with whom I'm probably going to sleep with before I leave the country where I work for a month.
Pretty happy with my life honestly.
Still a few things I'd like to correct, like getting blue eyes with a Strauma procedure and a proper nose, but that requires money, so that'll probably happen in a few years.
How am I looking lads and ladies?
>>29761840
I don't know if it's the best but it's one of the best
>>29764586
I wonder, since I have a friend with hair like you, would they go back to growing normally, more stiff, in a male way rather than in that long, girly way, if you cut them very short?
Because face wise you're not bad, but in dire need of a haircut. Get some muscles here and there, short haircut, add your beard game which is pretty good, and you'd be good to go.
>>29762072
based
dgdfaugbsgs
>>29764586
>Cut your hairs
>Get dog
>Become Shaggy from scooby doo.
>Get bitches.
>>29764586
>>29764613
This one is a little better
I don't know what would happen if i cut them but i guess they would be "normal" it's not how they grow that changes , they look different when they're long because of their own weight i think
>>29761840
I have like 3 photos of me in this laptop and this one looks best.
>>29764688
Yeah honestly, I think your hair don't help right now. They make your face look thinner than it actually is.
Get fit, cut them, and you could pull off a nice Ragnar.
>>29764765
I'm aware that i makes my face looks weird but i still like them the way they are so i'll keep them .for now
>tfw no viking gf
>>>/soc/
You utter fucking retards
>>29764791
Tie them and make one of thoose cool looking horsetails.
>>29764793
Stay jelly little ugly.
>>29764822
God no, a ponytail is a massive redflag for a guy. So many bad connotations.
>>29764822
it doesn't look good i've tried before
Best one I can find
>post the BEST picture of you ever
Not really the best but whateva
>>29764941
Post cock. Are you uncut?
>>29762028
Ring-a-ding-ding baby, let's roll
no single
My face is ugly, i have acne.
I'm single because 2D>>3D and I don't have much interactions with 3DPD whatsoever, because I leave my basement only for working out, shopping and studies.
I'm an unemployed mental health patient with severe depression and social anxiety, multiple suicide attempts and no future
Oh yeah and ugly
>>29762028
Guess it's time huh?
This is like one of the two good pictures of me ever taken
The rest make me look incredibly uncomfortable and autistic
>>29765087
you look normal to me desu, you just look a bit old, like late 20s
>>29761840
one of the best
why >tfw no gf ?
>>29762028
let's roll bitch
orignizldfhf
>>29761927
Dave Mustaine Youre a robot?!!
I look really young for 24, pretty much forever alone till I look older or just better looking in general.
Guess it's up to me now anons.
(even if this is the wrong board)
I'm 20. And I look stoned even if I never had drugs in my life.
>>29762931
you have beautiful hair
>>29765353
You look like a more hispanic egoraptor before he got fat
Like if instead of getting fat he got mexican
>>29761979
You're very handsome anon.
>>29762028
oregarol
Long hair in male anons
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't know why it pisses me off so much but it does. Every time I see a dude with long hair I think "What a cunt".
>>29761956
get the fuck out summerfag
this site is for adults
>>29764586
you look like rapunzel
>>29765305
Can someone judge my age without knowing how old I was? inb4 16. At least I'll look good for my age when I get older. Unless I have shit genetics and look young in my 20s and like shit in my 30s.
tl;dr JUST FUCK MY SOCIAL SKILLS UP SENPAI
>>29765369
It's probably the mustaches.
But I live on the mediterranean sea, so It kinda makes sense that I look like somewhat latin/spanish.
I'm actually really pale.
>>29765474
newfag also underage b&
reddit plz
>>29761956
>Unironically being this new.
>Hashtag wew
>>29765474
The nose knows, anon.
>>29765505
i'm 18 you fuck
it's not my fault my genetics are ass
>>29765518
Hehehe. Luckily it's not hooked just huge and bulbous. It's some dominant gene from my grandfather, he gave us all that nose.
>>29765511
>Hashtag wew
Who are you quoting?
>>29765526
So you were 17 in less than a year ago. That either makes you a newfag or you have been lurking and posting as a child a few months ago
In other words, get the fuck out little one
>>29761956
You summerfags have gone too fucking far now.
>>29765543
>you have been lurking and posting as a child a few months agoMore like 8 years
One of my good pics
>>29765123
yeah I'm 28 in that pic, good eye. surprised to hear you think I look normal
>>29765603
Filthy Frank? Is that you?
How the fuck was this post not original?
>>29765603
sup filthy frank
>>29765616
>>29765603
its from google
>>29765394
This makes me feel even better about having long hair.
Cry moar, babby.
>>29765603
>tfw he's actually a qt when he's not his persona
>>29765603
Holy shit mate, you look like Filthy Frank.
Assuming this is not bait.
>>29765603
YOU NEED TO STOP! ITS TIME TO STOP!
>>29765634
I'm not crying because I'm jealous, it is more the fact I feel embarrassed for them and don't understand how they aren't self aware that they look feminine and foreveralone.
>>29765200
judge me judgers
I'm alone cause I don't see people.
How can I have a gf if no woman knows I exist.
just sort of a failure at living the conventional life
not a man, basically
>>29764688
duuuuuuuuuuuuude i love your look it's sick
now if only you'd embrace it
Best picture of me ever taken and the only reason I got a gf
18
>>29765971
then post a more genuine one asshole
I don't have a good one, and I don't think webms using meme magicks are chill here.
>>29765200
You look like an angry Henry Spencer.
>>29765908
You seen smug AF right there.
>>29765200
Pretty average T B H bruh, you're like one of those faces you see in a crowd, noticeable yet forgettable.
>>29766164
somebody must be making a heart warming speech
i had to clasp my hands and look on
This, maybe. Took it to test out my shitty laptop webcam while I was visiting family.
>>29766253
you look like a chad
get the fuck out
I bet you had sex without paying for it
I've posted my face here once before and got warned because this isn't /soc/ but why not.
I think I look alright, and I'm single because I've never met a girl with interests similar to mine which we have been able to form any kind of bond over. As well as this, no woman has ever shown romantic interest in me. I'm incredibly desperate and would date anyone with a vagina at this point.
>>29766086
>"post the best picture of you ever"
>>29766288
this isn't soc fagot
>>29764694
Gross.
Holy fuck dude.
>>29766304
>making a post with words in it
>>>/soc/
>>29765305
You look like a 30 year old manchild wannabe normalfag
i miss my old hair
>>29766281
I got I got decent genetics but am a fucking beta in every sense of the word. It's kind of awful being in a group of guys and girls and fruitlessly trying to get with at least one of them as the more alpha members claim them for themselves
>>29762028
Rollo doggo
I don't have a best picture but here's one I just took.
I'm single because I'm autistic and fat and depressed and every time I post my picture someone insults me so I'm sure I'm ugly too.
Thanks, NSA.
Oh yeah and I have to push my jaw out because I have an overbite, not like it matters because of the aforementioned fatness.
>>29761927
Congrats on curing your 'tism bro
>>29762028
rollo pollo mollo
The person who took this picture broke up with me yesterday.
So, that's why I'm single. I'll probably stay single for a while. I suck with girls.
>>29762028
Rolling for slime waifu
>>29761840
Idk why it's my fav , I look alot younger tho
I'm not that good looking so that's why I'm single but I don't mind. "Best" pic that I have
Bully all you want
>>29766434
dude you look like you just took a giant RIP of a bong
thats probably what happened
>>29766433
reported
underage gtfo. this site isn't for you
>>29761840
Smoke drugs as if theyre cigarettes pop pills like a gigapet
I don't try, I kinda want to move out first.
Also I'm really only attracted to asian girls which probably makes things significantly harder.
>>29766486
You look real chill. Someone to share a joint with.
>>29766292
You look like Harry styles in that pic. Anyway, I think you're quite cute, nothing to worry about.
>>29766486
You remember me of that black guy from scrubs, noice
>>29766542
remind*
>>29766468
Mate , I'm 19 . I'll take that as a compliment. And kys
>>29766486
Don't EVER near our women you fucking dirty ape
>>29766486
I can't see your ears
>>29766505
Thanks man
>>29766542
I can see it too
>>29766640
Yeah my ears are small so that happens a lot
Posting to anger the autists who were REEEEing
I liked this one until it got me nothing on tinder (none of my pictures really did). 24 here.
>>29766710
wanna be my bf
originalo question
>>29766729
really? nothing? I'm surprised if that's true because you are good looking
>>29762028
rolleroni the peperoni
Finally a day off, who /vape/ here?
>>29766742
I'd swiped yes to hundreds and hundreds, like most guys, and got close to nothing back.
Anyways I've given up with online dating because the female monopoly it encompasses started to piss me off. It's nothing like real life.
>>29765221
More like dave mustaines brother that the parents never loved and never paid attention to
Hello friends how is my face
I am single
Best photo of me I've taken. Filters are good for hiding my fugly features.
>why are you single
Because I want to be. I've got too many things I need to focus on, women/men are too much hassle right now.
>>29761840
I'm dead inside, oh wow of course that's not original, it's more a description of everybody on 4chan.
i find forming relationships very hard due to sexual and emotional abuse as a child
Autistic/10
>>29766857
At least i'm going to be a good looking corpe when i finally off myself.
>>29766890
get /fit/ guys, it really helps fill in the time and you don't feel as physically miserable
>>29766890
>A L P H A
Dude don't wear these please.
My face is obviously unconventional. Is it bad?
i haven't left the house since 2011
left pic is today right pic was 1 month ago
>>29766794
I'm sorry anon, hope you can find someone soon, and yeah online dating seems really shitty, I keep almost being tempted to try it out because I'm lonely as shit but never do so in the end because I probably wouldn't even find likeminded people and it would be full of annoying women instead of chill dudes
>>29766968
It is such a stupid name for a STORE BRAND pair of athletic boxerbriefs
Robots generally speaking don't seem to be ugly. I don't think genuine autists are red-pilled enough to be aware this site even exists, (using the term """"redpilled""" vaguely), so all this site really consists of is people with poor social skills.
>tfw only have a shitty old phone camera that makes my face appear twice as long as it actually is
>never ever take pictures of myself because of it
;_;
>>29766978
You look similar to Adam Driver
>>29766994
can you record a vocaroo saying "that's my purse, I don't know you!"
>>29761840
This one, hands down. Nobody tells me that my lips and hairline are weird, that my face is long, etc. Abused of make up and contact lenses, tough
>If you think you are ok explain why do you think you are single
I'm mentally unstable and havea penis
>>29762028
origionallio commentino
>>29767216
What do you look like as a man?
>>29762028
roringu
>>29767106
not the first time someone has made that comparison
i like it
>>29766978
I see you post a few times. Chew gum all day and pluck your eyebrows. You'll look better in no time.
This is my clone.
Ugh will never fix my long face
>>29767236
I don't look like a man anymore.
At my worst, I look like a very tired girl. The black circles under my eyes are ''junkie'' tier.
>>29767216
>I'm mentally unstable and have apenis
Really unbelivable, 8/10 gal.
Even if your eyebrows are weird.
>>29767216
>mfw this and my comment is fresh with oregano
>>29767340
What's wrong with having a long face? Do people not like long faces? You look okay, though.
>>29767521
Compact faces are more attractive
>>29761840
>not immediately removing your picture after taking them
normies
>>29764586
>>29764688
you're attractive man. I think your hair would look good like pic related
>>29766742
Depends if your a girl or a qt girly guy. I like both. I just don't like going out and meeting either
>>29762028
just want one I can put my dick in
>>29762028
Rollaramamama
>>29761979
Don't take the photo so close, make sure you can see your Adams Apple. Use natural lighting and fix jaw position. Doing all of this will make you a 9 or 10
>>29767911
not him but why does everyone say to use natural lighting? it just shows my bad skin and ugly facial features more?
and i ain't single
>>29767216
holy shit that's weird bc you're a cutie
10/10 transition familia
>>29767925
It defines jawlines and facial structure
>>29764416
I want loltyler1 to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be okay
>>29767942
Seems like that cat hates you
Worst physical feature? Weird nose I guess. Rest of me is pretty average.
I've been in relationships more often than not these past two years but I think I'm single atm because I know anyone who was with me would be settling to some extent and that bugs me to the point where I just don't have the motivation to date anymore. Also because I do stupid shit like post my picture on the school shooter discussion board so I must be crazy to a point.
>>29761840
Sup, do you have the comic about this guy when the other guy turns into a handsome blonde guy? :3
>>29765474
you look cute here
>>29766349
Don't be so hard on yourself, anon. You have the potential to look good if you lost some weight and got a better haircut.
Being fat is a curse. I constantly look and feel like shit now
ain't nothing better than coming to /r9k/ and figuring out that it's full of chads
>>29762028
anubis here we go boys
>>29768174
if you save up enough you can have an operation famalam
>>29767667
>taking pictures
normie
>>29765382
i wish this would happen to me...
>>29767400
Cause I tried to fill them...
>>29767444
If it makes you feel better, I planned to take pics for more than a week, then took dozens and this one and only this one is something ''acceptable''.
>>29767340
>>29767521
>>29767642
Agree.
But you don't look ''bad'', more like the young cousin of Hugh Laurie
>>29765200
You look like and angry mix between a kid Shia Labeouf and Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean
>>29768445
Me too anon
>tfw so average never get any (you)'s
>>29766631
its asian anon! you who made that thread.
i forgot to say... but you look like a comfy k-pop star.
I like this one the most, its kind of old but there is something about it that has made me keep it. I think the shitty lighting hides my really poor skin and thats why I like it. Id say my skin is probably my worst physical quality, even though you cant really see it here.
>>29761979
Wow you look like a more attractive version of myself. I have bigger lips and bushier eyebrows though.
>>29768473
every time i take pics it endus up like this tho ;-; >>29766164
i don't wanna be a man anymore.
>>29768494
oh, i forgot, i dont think im that bad but im probably single because I cant interact well with others and I have very isolationist qualities and hobbies.
I look handsome when I'm snowboarding
>>29768494
wait wut, seems familiar
>>29768494
you're handsome, what ethnicity are you?
>>29762931
>photo taken 2nd july 2016
>when I was 16
at least edit the filename you retardtheres still exif
>>29762335
hipster marcus butler desu
>>29768345
I don't think it's bad enough to warrant surgery
>>29762931
hi onisions wife
also beautiful hair but close your nostrils
i'm not looking through all my pics.
Here's me drunk on America Fireworks Day i think i look not horrible
>>29765120
you still look uncomfortable but you're puling off that anime school kid look
>>29761840
I don't have any BEST pics of myself. I have this autist check 'em pic tho.
I'm single because I'm an autistic 'sperg plus an ugly faggot with no friends.
>>29761956
fuck the hair, WASH EVERYTHING!!!!
>>29768604
Thank you, I am white
but again, the shitty lighting makes my skin look more tan than it really is
>>29762028
Rol roll rollllllll kdjsjdndms
>>29768473
Don't fill them then. I'm sure you will look even cuter.
>>29768756
oh interesting, I thought you were like mixed and part asian something because of your eyes and skin tone but yeah I can see it now looking closer and it's just the pic quality
>>29768591
why do your legs look like the beginning of the big bang
>>29768592
That guy does kind of look similar to me huh, never seen him in my life though
Probably one of my favourites even though my acne looks pretty bad in it.
>>29768492
> k-pop star.
Don't even compare me to those losers.
I've seen some shit my friends
>>29768819
Really anon you arent too bad, clear up your skin and you could really easily get a girl who is into a sort of nerdy look.
>ps you remind me of the christmas story kid but all grown up
>>29768842
redpilled korean
you still look like a feminine faggot though
>>29768734
>off by one
yep autist confirmed
>>29766631
You're kinda cute, but your personality sounds absolutely shit.
>>29768819
You look like a guy id hang out with.
I dont know if thats good or bad for me.
>>29768920
S U MM MEMRR
>>29766874
sort the hair out and you're fine
i am single because god likes to have a chortle at some of his creations now and again
I should've listened to Chad, I SHOULD'VE
>>29768980
you honestly look pretty good my man
>>29769015
i see top surgery went well
>>29761927
This is either Chris Chan or it's doppelganger.
Find the best about pic.
>>29761989
I WANT THE NORMIES TO FFUUCCKKIINNGG LEAVE
>>29769015
what the fuck
you look like a ~25 year old man on a 12 year old kids body.
>>29769041
thank you. it has not gotten me any love or a good life.
>>29769015
h-how is your head so big compared to your body?
Because women are not attracted to sophistication. They use their primal instincts rather than their minds to determine attractive male traits. That, or they want what every other brainless whore says they should want, being incapable of thinking for themselves.
For Christ's sake, am I going to have to rape a woman before they come to their senses? COULD a mindless drone come to their senses?
I'd certainly be doing the world a favour by depopulating women. Especially in the west, where they've more rights than they know what to do with.
>>29762028
rolllingmorigal
>>29761840
because i fuck your mother
>>29769042
Lol
>>29769059
Well, you always got to listen to Chad dude
>>29769082
this is why you will die a virgin
>>29769118
and her daughter
>>29769119
What the fuck did "Chad" say?
>>29769139
and if you were doubting the girl you like
>>29769151
Not to mention, that girl you had a crush on.
>>29769138
You wish, bitch. Some whores are going to get their throats and pussies cut long before that happens.
>>29769165
and her friends, the first one was the one you thought was a cutie
>>29769144
dont be a faggot at 25 on a 12 year old's body
>>29769171
change your attitude and you'll get laid, moron. or just kill yourself cause you're the problem.
>>29769144
He said I should hang out with him at Gym. I declined
>>29769181
The others you didn't care about much but
>>29769195
If I change my attitude, are you going to suck my cock?
>>29769171
reported and thread passed onto fbi
threatening to murder is no joke friendo
>>29769212
im just kidding, i probably did fool around with a girl you liked though. It's a small world.
>>29766890
Lookin good ! You are the type I would go for. Keep getting swole and leave humanity behind.
>>29769198
I laugh because these look like shops.
you need roids
>>29769228
I'm single because girls don't make it easy enough even when it's easy.
I just hate myself a bit too much, I'm working on it though.
>>29769262
at least you look pretty normal m8
>>29769224
Did I explicitly say that I would be the one cutting throats and pussies? Why, of course not, I only do that in GTA! xD
Why, a-wocka-flocka hoo-hah XD whaddafuck bjtch
hang yourself, massive fucking cunt
>>29769262
you can grow a beard and have a nice jaw line, you should do fine guy. self loathing is tough to get over though, i wish you luck.
This is back from when I was 17, 5 years ago.
I got fat and look much worse now.
I hope I can look similar to this again after I'm done losing all this extra weight.
>>29769288
when they see your pic and other autistic posts, gta isn't gonna work.
at least you get sex in jail.
>>29769223
sure cutie
>>29769262
you're cute! just get a different camera angle that one's a lil uncomfortable
>>29769314
looks like a hamster in a cute way
>>29769198
Bro don't ever wear Monster Energy apparel. Under no circumstance. Please.
>>29769331
announcing reports is against the rules as well newfag, have fun in autist timeout
>>29769338
Well ok then :-) *unzips dick*
>>29765200
Where are you from? You look familiar.
>>29769417
Here's another pic of him :^)
>>29766816
you look like tobi maguire