Have you ever been to a topless beach? Share some stories.
Nudist beach somewhere near spain, i remember even the 13 year old girls were nude.
Actually, i specially remember that.
But i got a boner watching some 20+ girl with huge tits.
>>29761065
Where i live it is normall for women to go topless on the beach,
Sydney australia
Every beach is by definition a topless beach
>>29761065
I live in Morocco, its an islamic country but its popular with tourists
I remember sometimes being at the beach and seeing euro tourists laying topless
I have a vivid memory of an old hag I walked past one day and her saggy tits were disgusting.
Its rare though.
I went to a few nudist beaches. Mostly just old gay men walking around masturbatong with erections.
It's like a IRL /r9k/ in 40 years.
>>29761065
I remember in high school we used to do this sports shit where everyone would go running to test their fitness at the beach and there was this topless babe there. Everyone saw her, can't imagine anything more embarrassing, like the entire high school had to run past her. She just changed sides and kept her head down. Must have been a nightmare for her, desu.
>was hot tho
>>29762922
Where do you live anonymous?
>>29763026
Why didn't she just put her bikini top back on?
>>29763092
Good point, I have no idea, desu.
>be at water park
>wave pool
>wave hits and my glasses fall off
>vision is really bad
>see super thick qt in front of me
>turns around
>I'm amazed to see she's.not wearing a bra
>gaze at her jumbo tits
>2nd wave hits
>watch them jiggle
>pop a stiffy
>brother finds glasses and I put them on
>the qt was actually a long haired fat guy
That's about as close as I've been to a nude beach I guess
>>29763043
Probably in Scandinavia, its funny how the place with the hottest women is the place where they're most free and nudist-friendly
When I went through Europe most beaches had a bucket load of topless women. Only went to one full nudist beach though which had people of all genders and age full nude, it's pretty easy to see it as non sexual desu
I live in the Netherlands. When I was 12 a topless brunette MILF approached me, while I was collecting shells and digging holes on the beach. She was really friendly, asked what I was doing, asked to see the stuff I gathered.
Every beach is a topless beach in Europe.
>>29763276
HNNNNGGG that's hot anon
>>29763175
please lord jesus please let this be a real story. amen.
>>29763179
>the place where they're most free and nudist-friendly
May be that's why they're perceived to be hottest
>>29762926
hello sydney anon. where in sydney are you?
>got to beach
>bare ass naked little girls running around
>>29762926
>lungs separate from all the other organs
Why? I understand the heart but why the lungs?
>>29761065
thailand, tourist beach
moms and daughters topless sunbathing, same with their fat european fathers all hairy and old with their dicks out
no one gave a fuck
>>29763439
Because it's a different 'loop'.
Pic shows the skeleton, nervous system, circulatory system, respiratory system, digestive system, muscles blah blah.
It's about different interconnected systems.
>>29763092
She wasn't so much embarrassed like the fag anon assumed
>>29763473
she was probably getting off to it.
no
>Share some stories.
none
>>29761065
>Have you ever been to a topless beach? Share some stories.
every beach in australia girls are allowed to and do go topless. when i was a teenager and had friends and went outside, me and a friend went to cronulla beach in sydney and were taking pictures of all the topless girl discretely. i later found out this is illegal to do so we shouldnt have been doing it. i also found a mangled dried out dead cat and took a photo of that too. it was a good day desu
>>29761065
Never been to a nudist beach and I don't know of any where I live. How does it work? Are you frowned upon if you get a boner or is it just a normal thing so no one cares? Can you record, can you stare at someone, are you allowed to masturbate?
Curious since I know nothing about this shit.
>>29764128
here its illegal to record or take photos and id say it would be illegal to masturbate. i think most full nude beaches are typically frequented by mostly gay men.
>>29764128
you can fap when you are submerged into the water; only your head sticking out
at least thats how i do it
>>29764273
lel i just got a mental image of a big fat anon sitting in the water up to his nose fapping while spying on the cuties on shore.
>>29764319
its a really nice feel
you can also do it on normal beaches, just drop your pants all the way down with a raging boner - no one will notice
>>29764541
i would try but i dont like going outside. wouldnt the waves kick your arse while fapping?
>>29764541
I always find fapping not as good if you do it underwater.
>>29764723
bring a fleshlight. And then fuck it underwater
man i need to try this, sounds damn good
>>29764723
tfw you realise youve never fapped underwater before. im missing out on life just going about my daily routine. i think i need to spice things up a bit.
>>29761065
In the uk it is quite normal for some of the women at the beach to be topless
>>29764826
you have beaches in the uk?
>>29763179
>>29763247
>>29763300
>>29764826
Isn't that haram?
>>29764128
chad can, robots can't, is always the ruling on things like this
>father takes me to a walk on a nudist beach during vacation
>thinks I'm too autistic to understand that he just wants to look at naked women and needs me by his side to look like a naive tourist
>>29763410
Strathfield - you?
>>29763783
Are you a leb? You must be a dirty leb!
>>29765264
ashfield.
>>29765284
ew gross. im not a dirty leb. thankyou very much. just an average perv. my father is australian and my mother is half french and half ukrainian.
my friend i went to the beach with was chilean and looked like a leb. he actually dogged me later and started hanging out with some guys who hated me one of which was a leb. and he stopped talking to me altogether.
>>29763402
Probably, but I only like them because all their pornstars are hot af, Czechs too.
>>29764723
Same. The whole pleasure is the friction and you don't get any at all when you're underwater. Not to mention the warmth change when skins touches you, which doesn't happen underwater.
>>29764741
It's not very good. I've done it in a bathtub, not very enjoyable and I end up having to get out to finish.
>>29761065
Yeah but I ain't telling where lest I make it popular for robots and ruin it for all the Stacies
>>29765264
>Abos BTFO
>>29765031
My dad called himself a lecher when I was a kid and he'd take me to the beach. And he taught me to wear reflective sunglasses so they can't see where you're looking as they walk past.
>>29762990
Sure. Yep, I believe it.
>be me
>be teen a while ago
>doing DofE (bong award)
>didn't realise we plotted our route through a nudist beach
>literally old men at the entrance just with their cocks out
>one girl with an okay ass, all others are really old with saggy tits
all in all 6/10 experience it was pretty bad.
>>29767443
>one girl with an okay ass, all others are really old with saggy tits
well at least you saw one girl. not just dick desu
>>29763043
Gandia
>be at topless beach
>see woman
>she has her top off
WOW
>>29763439
because you breathe with your lungs
>live near largest nude beach in california
>go there sometimes
>the only naked people are always hairy old men, never a woman
I saw a woman topless for like 2 seconds once when she was changing out of her wetsuit
