>tfw no submissive skinny feminine sligthly weeby internet addicted skinny, boyfriend
>>29760982
>Tfw no entitled whore to take my money, refuse to have sex with me and threaten a rape accusation if I ask her to get a job or move out
The saddest part about these threads is that now since there are so many of them it's hard for robots to actually tell if they're real or not and so opportunists are missed
Also
>submissive
>feminine
Disgusting
>>29760982
I'm all of those things except submissive.
>>29761000
to be honest, i want a neet. someone that will cling to me so i can love them and tell them nice things
>>29761019
i actually want a bf like that though
>>29761023
post pic
>>29760982
Hey if what you want is a NEET. Then good luck getting one to pay attention to you, they're too self absorbed on their internet time, complaining about wanting to be clingy instead of actually being clingy. Makes no sense but it's sadly true.
>>29760982
TAKE ME (only if u a qt tho)
>tfw that but gf is also submissive
I hate having to act dominant
>>29761425
>>29761445
post stats/pic
>>29761469
My gf wouldn't like that very much. I'm a good boy.
>Skinny
>No body hair
>Long hair
>Okay butt
>Submissive and girly
>Kinda tall (5'11'') but I guess that's not too bad
>Pale skin
>UGLY AS FUCK FACE THAT NOBODY WOULD LOVE
Why is life so fucking hard family
>>29760982
that sounds awfully like me
>>29761524
be my bf, do u like femboys??
I'm submissive, but also a muscular manlet. And non white, which immediately turns off 99% of fembots.
>>29761502
Your face doesn't matter
your personality, and body type is what i look for.
5'11 is cute. im a taller bitch
>tfw 6'1 death by snusnu tier ;-;
>>29761564
Yes, I do familia.
>>29761502
I can one up you.
>Lithe
>No chest or arm hair
>long naturally black hair
>An ass that gets slapped by random black girls on the street with a pair of legs to match
>Submissive and feminine
>6'4"
>Olive skin
> long fingernails
>gets mistaken for a girl all the time in public
> literally had some chad ask for my number earlier today
>>29761603
>Your face doesn't matter
desu people say this and it's probably true but I just wish my face was super duper cute :(
>>29761502
My reply got deleted by a janitor apparently, but just know I'm a superior you.
>>29761642
I bet your everything else is 10x as cute though
>>29760982
>post on 4chan describing you perfectly
>it's fake
kill me
though i suppose this post was made to appeal to the most common r9k user
>>29761753
Honestly im not being fake. and that sounds like the perfect bf.
Like all seemingly good things though, there is always a catch that turns all away.i'm a guy, and i just want a subby qt robot bf that will hate on normies with me and shit
>>29761887
where do you live?
I feel like we would go well together
>>29761916
Great lakes region, US
You prolly live overseas, or on the east or west coast or some other far as shit away place tho, prolly ;-;
SOUTHeRN US??
alala
>>29760982
I'm literally all of those things except I look like I'm 16 and I'm 20.
>>29762051
even more p e r f e c t
teenish guys are fucking adorable and i just want to hug themand lovingly fondle their boi parts
>>29760982
>>29761291
OMG I am the NEET you are looking for OP.
plz be in California :D
pls twink neets be in colorado
>>29762123
I live in michigan
no one lives in michigan
everyone seems to be in cali or the UK or some lame shit
>>29761445
I feel you brobot, I am 5ever alone because all I can find are submissive women that can't make me feel how I need to feel :/
I just want a girl that doesn't mind laying around most days of the week and mutually masterbating with me while we browse the internet.
>>29762164
kik or email with me and then someday lemme move to Michigan and be your clingy sub-bot ;(?
I promise to be the best boyfriend ever if you let me be clingy :D
>>29762227
give email
lets see where this goes
>>29760982
>tfw this is me except I'm not feminine
wish i was cuter desu
>>29762242
[email protected] =)
Ignore the name on there tho lol it's just an email for stuffz like dis, I'm not a grill I promise D:
>>29761986
im in ohio actually thats kinda in that area
>>29762288
Pretty much as long as you are in driving distance
or a surrounding state its close to me enough desu
>gayfags that don't state they're gayfags in their opening posts
Kill all homos. You're not robots, you're just here to remind us we can't get girls. Fuck off to lgbt
>>29762434
>assuming its a girl
do you know where you are?
>>29762382
how old are you?
What do you look like?
What are your hobbies?
>>29761614
pictures? my tall dude
>>29762493
>implying I seriously thought it was a girl
No you literal ass-eater, I know only fags makes these threads. Point is gays are just as bad as fucking normies and have no trouble finding partners. Fuck off to >>>/lgbt/
>>29762520
>age
21
>appearence
tall, slim-ish build. dark brown/blackish hair
amber colored light brown eyes.
>hobbies
vidya, shitposting, being irresponsible, hating normies, weapons and historical war shit, animu shit
>>29761603
>6'1
I'll take that, OP, you can wear heels even
These statements make it look like some women are actually okay with weakness, with decay.
I get it that they can get over temporary weakness, when the growth, the improvement is implied as a part of every partner's lifestyle.
I mean I am okay with temporary weakness, under mutual understanding that we both would support each other in improvement.
My sorry state is better than it used to be a year ago. Given this, I would have no trouble asking out a woman whose life is a rotting mess. Even a temporary arrangement that is meant to yank her out of her decay might be beneficial to both, and maybe more to her so what the hell.
tl;dr: never settle for decay
>>29762189
Case in point.
How much can a person be alienated so they can make this statement. The pleasure at no cost is really tempting. Even I have huge trouble with this.
Maybe this is one level above solitary masturbation.
But it seems like giving up, but at least not giving up alone.
The point with alienation still stands. People here are far too removed (not by their own actions) from doing anything meaningful. So these statements are clear result of this alienation. Still all your positions in life are far better than those of slaves, serfs, and maybe even the factory workers during industrial revolution. But it is still pretty shit.
Unwanted people, removed from public and put in the solitude of their rooms.
Exercise for your mind: What made the decision that you are unwanted? You all have two hands, two legs, a head with a brain. Of course you all can be useful. So why are there social forces that push you away rather than forcing you to be a part of broad society?
Don't get me wrong, sometimes people have to make do with what they have. But you all should expect more of yourselves. And be glad when others do as well.
>>29762968
Damn you just gave me a lot to think about senpai.
>>29760982
I tick all those boxes, when can I start?
