Bitch ass wagie. Suck my cut dick. Oh, wait, your slut girlfriend is already doing that you piss poor out of shape long titty no nipple bitch.
Another day, another dollar.
>Having his dick sucked
>Being a neet
Pick one.
>>29760431
Thisis no time to be making jokes when /tv/ and /int/ are in their current state.
>>29760431
Wagies on suicide watch
Lol, shrekt.
>>29760431
>Living in mom's basement
>Fat and greasy, smells like shit beacuse no shower the last three weeks
>Ugly as fuck, the crushing weight of knowing that you will never have a qt. gf has led you to this miserable pseudoexistence
>Get up 3 pm and wobbles up the stairs
>"Mom, I am off to fuck this hard working chad's 8/10 gf, back soon!"
>"Be careful with that little pee-pee of yours son, and don't be dissapointed if 2 inches arn't enough for this lady, there are plenty of fish in the sea!
>"Mom, stop it, I am 34!"
*slams door*
Okay
