How does a 6-7/10 NEETgirl get a loyal bf/eventual husband who will pay the bills and let her stay at home?
>go outside
>get knocked up
>profit
By having sex with them? You literally just have to lay there every other night and you get everything handed to you.
I doubt you're that good looking
I'll take you. I literally just want a girl to keep my living space clean, cook, and suck my dick. I waste so much money on going out to eat that it would be cheaper. Middle class self-employed, not NEET.
First you have to stop being fat. Once you have done that, we can discuss details. As it is, I have a job opening for a live-in maid/sex slave.
>>29760383
>6-7/10
Pics or didn't happen
>>29760419
I'm not fat and in decent shape, so I have that going for me. I'm not a head turner though...
>>29760440
It's a tranny, dude
>>29760475
7 is pretty high up there. I find it hard yo believe anyone that good looking would come here
We live with our mothers
>>29760482
>2016
>not fucking qt 3.14 trannies
Where's your sense if adventure, anon?
>>29760383
Cook dinner.
Be cute.
Fulfill sexual fantasies/fetishes.
Enjoy videogames.
That'll win you 90% of this board.
>>29760475
also wanting pics super curious
>>29760475
I am >>29760440, am fat cyborg, single for the first time since high school (mid 20s) and tired of normie women. I already have to fit in with normalfags for my job, just want to come home and watch anime with a girl. If you're serious post a pic.
>>29760383
I've been wondering where to find people like you. The problem is that they and we are at home, sitting in front of a computer or reading or playing vidya.
post pic, don't have to show titties
and maintaining a relationship is hard nowadays
people just use eachother for sex, its hard to find a boyfriend/gf
Are you a virgin? Otherwise get a job because you're a fallen woman and you've already failed your job that matters most.
>>29760440
Sounds like the perfect life, if you throw in a high quality gaming setup and sleepytime cuddling. Post a pic
>>29760474
No way I'm posting a picI realize the irony of this post, but I know how girls are treated here
>>29760513
2/4 of those is more than enough
>>29760513
90% of this board couldn't financially support themselves, yet alone a woman.
>>29760482
Well, although I'm mostly straight, my thing is fucking girls in the ass, so I don't really care what's up front. Vaginas are keeping them happy, assholes are for fun.
>>29760475
Lower expectations physically and you'll find someone to suck into.
>>29760383
You literally just have to ask.
>>29760531
post pic at /soc/ and link, half of us won't go there because lazy
>>29760531
I have a PS4 and a gaming laptop from 2 years ago, buying a tower desktop in the fall. What region of the US?
What you need to do is go over to /soc/. Find the sugar daddy thread and post there. Then perhaps someone like me will find you and hire you. I'm single and have a well paid job.
>>29760510
>you'll never be a tranny housewife, dependent on some awkward, possessive robot
Maybe it's for the best.
>>29760531
lol @ asking for a pic, I'm a business owner with a successful company, 0% chance I'm posting a picture on r9k trying to pick up some NEETgirl.
I'm pretty fat, but otherwise conventionally attractive (6'0, blue eyes, light blond hair, broad shoulders, played sports in HS, etc). lmk if you want my skype
>>29760531
>No way I'm posting a pic
So you're a landwhale.
>>29760605
Why do these normie Chads come here and torment us?
>>29760563
>laptop
>not buiding your own
Plebian filth. Also, sorry, not into fat guys. You should get in shape anyway for yourself and any future qts.
>inb4 female hypocrisy/unrealistic standards
All those hot wife + fat/goofy husband sitcoms have gotten to you all.
>>29760383
>6-7/10
>NEET
having a cute face means fuck-all when you're a big fat bitch.
>>29760639
European here. If you are by any chance European as well then we'll look at it.
>>29760639
I spent too much time travelling for my business to build a desktop, wasn't able to settle down enough to bother with a desktop until this year.
Like I said, I've had no problem with women since I was 15, and I've been fat the whole time. Your loss lel, enjoy trying to pick up the poorfags and NEETs on this board
>>29760672
t. autistic virgin living in mommy's basement
>>29760630
I've been a 4channer since 2003, when I was in middle school, and on r9k since day 1. Fuck off, the robot meme didn't start until later and I'm not leaving because you losers think you own the place.
>>29760639
>useless autistic tranny thinks he's the hot wife in any scenario
lmao
If you are submissive enough and want to be my pet, I'll take care of you. You can even choose if you want to wear cat or dog ears.
Op is an obvious trannyEven if he wasn't a tranny then it's still be pretty fucking pathetic to become someone's beta provider like that. Bound to get cucked.
>>29760706
You desperately need to kill yourself 80scuck. Just because you've been around for a while doesn't mean that makes you immune to being hideously out of touch. Please, please please just neck yourself before or after you go back to red*it
>>29760383
My specs
>5'7
>between fit and average
>make about 50k+benefits
>7" dick
>build gaming PCs and sell them as a hobby/extra money
>not terrible looking
You can stay at home and I'll work. Just have to be willing to cook, clean, be there for me and fuck eachother's brains out.
>>29760740
The getting cucked meme is perpetuated by virgins, if a girl whose whole job is to suck my dick and clean my apartment decides to leave I can just block her number and move on, I have better shit to do with my time
>>29760755
i meet all the requirements except for the 7 inch dick part
w-would you still?
>>29760740
The worst part is fucks like the OP make it harder for real women. I just can't trust anyone i meet online unless I examine their genitals. This wasn't a fucking problem ten years ago but now they hand out HRT pills like candy
>>29760771
like post on /r9k/, right?
fucking retard
>>29760755
>50k
>5'7
poorfag manlet
>in b4 poorfags don't think 50k is poor
>>29760669
No. Sorry.
>>29760672
>sour grapes
>butthurt niceguy response
Building a desktop takes an afternoon once you have all the parts. But on the fat thing, do you want a girl to look at you with lust and give blowjobs as an expression of affection and attraction, or do you want robotic blowjobs of obligation from what amounts to a live in whore?
Anyway, I'm curious as to what this business is?
>>29760383
NEETgirl = housewife
Look it up in the history books because muh feminism won't allow it in the future
>>29760755
>50k + benefits
you do realize most of the posters on this board are teenagers right?
>>29760781
Actually successful people have free time. I work 35 hours a week and sleep 5-6 hours a night, that's plenty of time to shitpost on r9k, Facebook, and Twitter. No interest in club scenes, I'd rather smoke pot and watch anime.
>>29760794
does it count if im a neet too?
>>29760771
Or maybe because your only function to her is providing? Why the fuck wouldn't she cheat on you for the next best guy then lie behind your back to keep sucking out your beta bux?
Honestly if she doesn't love/care about you then you can be sure to get cucked. Simple as that
>>29760782
Depends where you live desu. I felt poor as fuck on 90k in Cali but when I started my own company and moved to Maine, I lived twice as well on 60k.
>>29760776
Needs clarification
only retarded americants buy into this be le provider meme
why would you do that, you know theres sex to be had without having to pay for it?
Worthless male NEET here. I'm curious about what you all do that you can afford a financially independent life and be able to finance a NEET qt.
Pls respond, I need direction in life.
>>29760383
Get a job where the men are nerdy like a laboratory medicine R&D job. You can get a job as administrative assistant if nothing else. You will get asked out by guys who are looking for relationships.
https://www.aacc.org
Cheers
>>29760383
You could probably find a guy like me who is really into femdom to pay for you. I'm seriously considering letting a girl stay with me rent free when I move to the city. I'd cook and clean for her and do all the usual chores.
I have really low self esteem and just want a girl who will basically treat me like a pet. She'd make me do her chores and she'd keep me caged up when I'm not serving her.
There are countless broken men like me out there. Lots of them will be too crazy to want to meet, but I lot would be otherwise normal guys who are just socially/sexually dysfunctional and need a strong woman to take charge, and are willing to pay for it.
I don't believe people like me would ever find a gf to do this because I know girls don't like weak/shy guys so it would be them doing me a favour, which is why guys like me have to pay for it.
But I guess we wouldn't be good enough to be bf/husband material. Only really good for paying your bills and doing your chores.
>>29760782
>50k is poor in Texas
I'd say more like upper middle class. I have my own home/vehicle/brotor cycle/ lots of guns and live very comfy. With money left to save, mind you.
Your local economy must be shit
>>29760830
And that line of thinking is why you will die a virgin.
>>29760786
That wasn't a niceguy response at all. I'm just pointing out the obvious -- that the main criterion of your post is being able to pay your bills, which the vast majority of robots simply cannot meet no matter how physically fit they are.
I can't go into much detail because it's relatively unique, but I can put it this way: I run afterschool programs at public/private schools for a few hundred per kid per semester, have about 200 kids total, plus I do private tutoring in my thing for $50/hour with about 20 students per week
Last gf of 4 years was a fatty chaser, so I actually got that last part while being fat, before that relationship I was athletic-fat like picture attached, played the same sport too (rugby)
>>29760854
Prostitution is illegal in 99% of the US, with the exception of a few counties in Nevada. You could break the law, but that's a can of worms. You could try to play the dating game, but c'mon this is /r9k/.
And anyway, most of the guys here are more lonely than anything else. Having someone move in with them, coddle them, keep them warm at night... that's an invaluable thing. Stress kills, and being socially and emotionally dysfunctional and deprived for so long, well, it's going to stress you out.
That depends on if my job of paying the bills is killing myself with you then sign me the Fuck up right now desu senpai
The number of people in this thread crying "providers get cucked" are ignoring two thousand years of Western history where women knew their place and men provided for happy families. Fuck this century.
>>29760786
Also, I have built desktops before -- I build my roommate's, built my brother's, built my parents', worked as a sysadmin for a year where I rebuilt all of the machines in the office by hand, I just like to take my video games on the road with me to events. Showing off that you know how to build a computer is like showing off that you followed a guide to building something with LEGOs.
>>29760889
I'm not a virgin though
originality isn't a virgin either
>>29760383
Do you even want love
or do you want to just be taken care of because you dont bring anything to the table
materialistic whore
>All this neckbeard misogyny
Go back to r/redpill, lol. I just want a guy to be loyal together with. And one I find attractive that will let me be a NEET.
>>29760894
Everyone wants someone that is their "type" or attractive. That dude does absolutely nothing for me, and if that was your prime than you should look elsewhere or find another chubby chaser/bear lover. If you want a gf simulator, I hear Mexican and Brazilian whores do a good job at acting attracted to uggos.
>>29761015
>he fell for the love meme
Love is not nearly as nice as having a tight asshole to fuck nightly.
>>29761015
She does bring something to the table: she's honest. That's more than you get with most women. You think they don't all want a provider? And to be fair, she's setting her standard pretty low just by looking here.
>>29761041
What is your BMI, roastie?
>>29760865
suck dick for $
>>29760383
have you tried to.... be
ur
self?
Not 6/7 NEET girl but also looking for bf who I can look at without being called creepy
> never held hands or kissed
> last male contact was a hug 3 years ago
[I'm so lonely]
>>29761041
Nah famalam, I don't have a problem with you not liking fat guys. I don't fuck fat chicks -- I've never fucked a girl over 110 pounds. I was annoyed at your implications, not being turned down.
Good luck in your search. No shame in being a housewife.
>>29761041
I can fully provide for both of us and let you remain a NEET at home under one condition.
You must pop out a child every year until your uterus completely gives up. We will have 10 or more children so prepare your vagina.
If you disagree then fuck off you dumb roastie I want a big family.
>>29761072
>Not 6/7 NEET girl
so.. you're a tranny
>>29761072
Are you a real girl at least?
>>29761072
post pic or specs and US region, then
>>29761115
Ive always wanted a feminine penis but no
>>29761120
Yes
>>29761140
I'm in the UK : '(((((
>>29761197
I will love you if you are skinny, feminine, and voted Leave
if you voted Remain get the fuck out
>>29760383
Im in the army. Im 22, still a virgin but im not ugly, just terrified of people. We could get married and travel the world, im in korea right now.
>>29761219
I'm more skinny fat but remain voters can DIE
>>29761197
I'm Canadian. Maybe after Brexit pans out and we rejoin the Empire you can migrate over here to the colony.
>tfw always wanted a British gf
>>29761243
you're not a tranny, but are you a boy or a girl?
>>29760383
Like pets, people just want to take care of them in exchange for love
>>29761254
Girl
Originallalald
>>29761357
Well what the hell's wrong with you then? Post pic or specs famalam
>>29761243
Which county? Which town? Which secondary school?
lol I tried getting a grill but she ended up saying hey i like you but i have to leave you. became a neet ever since. life sucks
>>29761197
Mainland European here. I can rescue you from your crumbling shithole. But first I need to know your height, weight, and bra size.
I'm the opposite of OP. A male NEET with a female enabler.
My life is good. I would recommend it.
>>29761419
>mainland European from area overrun by shitskins and sassy rape machines offers help to master race British who just voted to get away from your communist political union
had a good laugh
>>29761463
You literally voted to kick out whites and import more pakis and niggers.
>>29760906
its fake
women are whores and they will be shat on
pretending something is real will crush them harder than loneliness
be qt
be not a whore
msg me on skype
richfag here looking for qt
>>29761483
this is only step 1, next we kick the shitskin countries out of the Commonwealth and send them all home, which would have been impossible under EU rules
>>29761365
I'm socially retarded
> 5'9
> brown hair
> brown eyes
> freckles
> pale
> dead eyes
>>29761529
A bit tall but otherwise perfect. Could only be better with green eyes.
>girl
you're asking the wrong place senpai, /r9k/ is homo central
>>29761463
Top fucking kek
Oregano commento
>>29761529
fuck it, hit me up at anonymous.augustus on Skype, as long as you're OK with an angry white racist
>>29761436
tell me more tomatooriginalo
>>29761551
>racist
Please go back to/pol/
>>29761514
There is literally nothing about the EU that prevented you from doing what you want. Now you will slowly start to realize that as you can no longer blame the evil EU as the boogeyman. Your nation is a shithole all because of your own fuckups.
>>29761529
Are you submissive and wanting to be used as a sex toy?
>>29761529
Are you ugly? Going by that description you could easily be good looking
>>29760782
71% of all American workers make less than $50,000 a year.
51% of all American workers make less than $30,000 a year.
>>29761589
lol fuck off, I've been here since day 1
>>29761637
80% of people are poorfags, it's a mentality thing
Yandere kind of rhymes with roastie, wouldn't you agree?
Are you American, bby? If not, we can get your immigration papers fixed up :) after marriage :)
>tfw no neetgirl maid/sex slave
>tfw high income and could easily afford it
>>29761788
My mom literally told me to get a mail order bride but I don't like Slavic girls. Only white/Jap/Korean.
>>29761809
A lot of Russian girls are mixed eurasians. A lot of them are pretty. I wouldn't recommend it though. Knew this one border patrol guy that ordered a bride and she COULDN'T STOP CHEATING, it was ridiculous and at the end she got away with half of his assets.
>>29761809
slavs are white you retard
>>29761197
I'm in Kent, what part of the UK are you in?
>>29760383
it calld learn 3 b cumslut who can cook
Start by becoming a monster girl and work your way up from there.
>>29761878
You're close! I'm in Herts
>>29761862
slavs are no whiter than jews
>>29760639
So you have no qualities other than your allegedly good looks, want everything taken care of and paid for you, you also want a good looking guy, but you wont even post a pic?
You are delusional.
>>29761995
Slavs are white. Jews are arabs. WTF are you talking about?
>>29761953
I'm closer, doing a masters at the University of Reading this year, what part of Hertfordshire you in?
>>29760755
Poor manlets.
Will they EVER learn?
>>29760887
>upper middle class
Hardly. I pull 160k and I'm barely middle class here in Houston. Upper middle class starts at the 250k plus range.
>>29761071
10/10 this thread felt meh till this pic showed up. Thanks bruh
>>29762178
If you are 6' you are statistically the most likely to be a virgin. The least likely height to be a virgin at is 5'6".
>>29760672
HAHAHAHAHA SURE YOU HAVE BUDDY
>your loss lel
Says every fat ugly fuck ever when they've been rejected
Literally just exist in public and exercise a little bit if discretion in term of selection.
Dumb bitch. How hard is this? Really?
