>a cum cardigan guffawed at me previously

>>29759508
>a piss sweater giggled at me before

>a penis poncho chortled in my direction shortly ago

>a wang wrapper tittered towards me in times remembered

>a cock sleeve had a ha-ha about me post-presently

>a pee-pee bag abused me using the sound of ones happiness in the past

a phallus case cackled at me prior

>A johnson coat yuk at me today

>HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

>WHILE ENJOYING THE EARLY DAYS OF MY RETIREMENT, I HAPPENED UPON A SOCIAL ESTABLISHMENT WHOSE SULTRY SUAVENESS SUMMONED ME INSIDE FOR A DRINK. BEFORE THE BOUNCER COULD GIVE ME THE GO-AHEAD TO ENTER, THE SKIN OF A SINGULAR SEED-SNOT SLINGER OF QUESTIONABLE ORIGIN STARTED STIMULATING SIDE-SPLITTING SNICKERS AMONG THOSE PRESENT AT MY EXPENSE. I RAMMED MY HEAVENLY HAIRY HAREM-HAMMER UP ITS REAR OPENING WITH SUCH FORCE THAT MY FABULOUS FAMILY FLUID WAS RAINING ON THE BALCONY ALL NIGHT. DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE WHEN I VISIT TO THIS DAY.

>I GUARANTEE IT.

>mfw I did a big stinker in the toilet and it wont flush down so now the entire house smells like my NEET shit

>>29759870
that's a fairly old meme

>>29759914
I'm a fairly old memer