>unhooks katana strap, wind from thumb movement levels every mountain in eyesight
>"looks like your journey ends here, kiddo"
what did he mean by this?
>levels every mountain in eyesight
>pic has no mountains in it
kek
>>29758888
because they got leveled you stupid bitch
>>29758888
Kek'd and czech'd, familiski
>>29758730
>unsheathes gigantic metal dildo
>licks blade to cut tongue slightly, performing blood ceremony on blade
>"looks like your time here is up"
>>29758888
pic relaytd
>Oh my god just fuck my throat
>Take this slutty throat and slam your cock down it, I wanna taste every musky inch of your fat throbbing prick
>oh daddy please if you cum do it in my mouth, I want a hot sticky load to taste daddddyyy
What did he mean by this?
>>29758730
*resists the blast without moving and shows a smirk*
you might be strong... in the real world... but we are not in the real world anymore
*the whole world slowly starts to digitize and every object becomes a computer-graphics equivalent*
Now, you are in MY world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*pfft* what is this amateur hour?
*cocks head*
*cracks neck*
*force caused the moon to explode*
*the rocks fall as a meteor storm to earth*
*do a single squat*
*pressure flux caused them to descend faster, aiming at OP*
*they combine and turn into a giant fist, the size of 10,000 football fields*
*they call go up OP's butthole*
*creates the biggest black hole ever*
*stands up from squat*
*causes the dimension on the other end of the hole to collapse*
*implosion destroys all life on earth*
*except me, standing in an endless abyss of death and destruction*
*heh...nothing personal humanity*
*looks at camera*
*God flinches*
>>29758730
he meant please pull out your CCW and stand your ground
>>29759375
*slow claps*
heh. You think this is a game?
*unsheaths long sword*
Because It is to me
*charges at you*
*chops your head off*
*revives you with moon rune magic*
*teleport both of us to the moon*
*use krav maga and karate to kill you again*
Just a prank bro
>>29759496
*wipes sweat off brow*
*thanks, I needed the exercise*
*flicks sweat in the air*
*droplets fall and grow into oceans deeper than time itself*
*a hellish hydra peers out with a million heads*
*grabs the rings of Saturn*
*molds it into a scimitar with one hand*
*brushes hand through hair with other hand*
*impales the Hydra with the scimitar*
*dangles it like bait in a forbidden dimension that existed long before all, even before those who existed before long before the Universe itself existed*
*an unspeakable being far more alien than a human mind could begin to imagine without losing all sanity spots the bait*
*impales you along with the bait*
*the damned creation swallows the bait and you whole*
*rides the monster like a cowboy on a wild steer*
*makes it jump into a dying star*
*have a cook-out while relaxing with alien hookers on Venus*
>>29759375
>>29759496
>>29759651
you ruined the joke
>>29758730
>"You really want to fight ME!"
>"With that toothpick"
>*Teleports behind you*
>*Grabs sword and snaps it in half with bare hands*
>"Now get ready for a real attack"
>*Does retarded handsigns*
>"NINJA ART FROG STYLE ULTIMATE MEME JUTSU"
>"Heh nothin personal, kid"
*unzips dick*
heh... you know this thing doesn't suck itself
>>29758730
Heh...we will see about that, kid...
*teleports behind you*
Say goodnight cuck
>>29759651
>alien hookers on venus
are you yv?
>>29758730
>>"looks like your journey ends here, kiddo"
Thanks for reminding me of my bus stop. See ya later Kaijiro!
Captain theirs been another accident in the transporter room
>>29759375
Best one lmao
jesus what a waste of quads
THE MOUNTAINS GOT LEVELED
>>29758730
>woof
>pant pant
heheh cat got your tongue... kid?
*adjusts doge hat*
