>Go to job interview
>Accidentally call the lady interviewing me "mom"
Fuck it, I'm never leaving the house ever again
>>29758686
>work as a high school teacher in training
>accidentally call a student "mom"
time to kill myself
>tfw I don't call my mom and dad by this, I never called my mom as "mom" directly to her. Feels weird man.
>"So what kind of hobbies do you have?"
>"Videogames."
>"What games in particular, anon?"
>"I LIKE STALKER"
>visible concern on the face of small mexican woman interviewing me.
>I don't get the job
F U C K
>>29758686
>Call my dad, dad
>Call my stepmom by her name
Not a lot of affection either way, just seems like they keep me around because I keep my head down
>>29758686
damn, that was probly embarrassing as shit. i remember calling a teacher mom once as a kid and i was super embarrassed.