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just got out after two weeks, it was actually comfy as fuck, I think I may go back soon

here is my story:

> drive to mental hospital
> sign myself in for severe anxiety and panic attacks
> see psychiatrist
> he prescribes me klonopin so I get to be benzoed out all day
> get my own private room with a television and nice view of the courtyard
> have a buzzer where I can call and have a nurse bring me food or water any time I want
> still get to keep my phone, but 4chan was blocked on the wifi there
> basically I just got to sit in bed all day snuggled up with a blanket high on benzos and watch television and browse the internet, and have a whole crew of cute nurses waiting to help me with whatever I want
> after about 15 days I get bored so I just sign myself out and they let me leave

oh and the best part I didnt have to pay for any of it! my parents have great insurance that still covers me as an adult! oh and one of the cute nurses there is helping me get disability now!

it was literally like a vacation, you guys should definitely try it out
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Lol wtf nigggaa that's retarded
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I really really want to go back but haven't been psychotic in quite some time. Tried going in with a panic attack and they just send me home.

I haven't slept in 4(!!) fucking days. Not a wink. My anxiety level is through the roof. I'm crying all the time. I can't deal with it anymore. I just want to go into the hospital and get my sleep fixed and maybe get put on some anxiety meds. Would it be stupid to ask for that? I've only been in there for psychosis.
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>>29759589
Your experience will likely be way different than op his trip sounds ridiculously laxxed. But i woildnt go back it depends on the doctor he might just give u a shitty anti psychotic and no benzos
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Does porn addiction get me in???
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>>29757804
And so you move 2 weeks closer to your death. This time the 2 weeks were easy and nice.

What about the next 2 weeks? What did you REALLY accomplish?
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I find hospital stays in general comfy as shit.
I spent 3 months in hospital last year for physical health reasons and son, it was like a holiday. The beds were comfy, the food was good, i was on opiates up to my eyeballs, didnt have to do laundry and i developed a habit of eating ice cubes there.. ask for a jug of ice cubes and they bring them.

The only downside was having to get an enema or three bevause opiates constipate the shit out of you and trying to shit aftet 15 days is hell.
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>>29760314
Only if you're beating the tar out of your throbbing member when you walk up to the counter.
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I have been a couple of times
last time I yelled at the nurses to for them to give me my phone and they called security on me and they kept me tied to a bed for 3 days which i slept most of the time

I think I might have a brain tumor so that might be fun I like being in the hospital
I have been having head aches everyday and I throw up every morning and I have been having balance issues
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>>29757804
I'm assuming OP is talking about a private hospital, you can't just check yourself in for whatever reason into normal public psych wards, at the very least you need to have your application for an organised admission approved by a psychologist.

Also, these places aren't vacation resorts, none I've seen let you take your phone in with you.

And you shouldn't take up beds because you feel like being comfy, other people in crisis need them, and you'll just get kicked out if you're not in crisis yourself.
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I went once. I spent 3 days. They took my cell phone and clothing. I had to wear one of those hospital gowns for an entire day freezing my balls off before they got clothes that fit me. Was just sweat pants and a t shirt and bed room slippers. I wasn't allowed to anything. There were no TVs and no internet. It was nothing but counseling, group sessions, workshops, etc.

Your story sounds made up, but okay.
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>>29761348
Not him, but the one I was at was kind of like that. Except they let you sleep all day, they were pretty forgiving nurses. We had TVs though. The other one I was at forced you to go to groups everyday and yelled at you if you refused and it was really annoying to be there. They also had TVs.

I wore hospital clothes for weeks on end. They had a policy that clothes were a privilege and I was too far gone to earn them.
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>>29761861
All the ward's I've been in have a TV in the common room area, and sometimes a smaller one in a side room for patients who don't do well in any sort of group setting, but from my experience you're allowed your own clothes assuming you're not directly in need of medical treatment like surgery or something. Just no strings, so shoelaces, any pants or jackets with a drawstring, and no belts obviously.

I think some of the worse female patients had to wear bra's provided by the wards too, because of all the straps in a normal one, and the fact that you can smuggle razors in really easily in one that has a wire, just blame the metal detector going off on that. That's how most sharps got on the ward.
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