have you ever met/saw another robot out in real life?
being a functional robot, it pains me to see others out in the wild
Functional robot, I like that.
I don't know, could have just been a nervous kid.
Redditors are the worst though.
Mind your own goddamn business, you aren't a justice warrior you fat twat.
>>29757476
Yes. And it sucks knowing that I'm like them.
no.not once
i met cyborgs that turned around and became normies again
>>29757505
>I don't know, could have just been a nervous kid.
no
he was fat, white, wore poorly fitting clothes, wears an olive m-65 jacket, has acne, looks miserable, has a satchel with anime pins, and walks like a virgin
>>29757476
Someone that claims that they are a functional anything is an attention seeking normie
>happen to lock eyes with a stranger in the grocery store
>his eyes are deader than I've seen anywhere
>anywhere other than the mirror
haunting
>have one friend in high school
>we typically hung out on weekends and during lunch etc
>one day he takes me to see "the guy"
>we go into the auditorium during lunch
>there he is: the guy
>he says he's there every day
>i've never noticed him around school
>he's wearing a shitty windbreaker, new balances, and filthy sweatpants
>he's sitting in the auditorium seating just staring into space doing nothing
>he doesn't ackowledge us
>we walk in front of him and I look in his eyes
>pure emptiness
>the absence of a soul
I still think about the look in his eyes today, it seemed like he was dead already
I see them from time to time
>hunched posture and awkward gait from too much sitting
>eyes darting around nervously
>avoiding eye contact
>twitching
>muttering (sometimes)
>odd, abrupt reactions to human contact
>long messy hair, patchy beard
>headphones on
>stained shirt that is either too big or too small (usually a 'nerdy' graphic t-shirt or a plain solid colour)
>cargo shorts or sweatpants
>walking really fast
It always brings me back to when I was like that, I want to hug them and tell them that everything is going to be okay.
>>29757476
I'm about 70% sure that one of the co-ops at the office I work at is a robot. He's mentioned dank memes a couple times, and I've seen him logged into his youtube account with a smug pepe as an avatar. For a long time he was orbiting a girl in the office, then one day had an autism meltdown and scared her off. If you're reading this Arthur, I'm LMAOing @ ur life.
yes,my girlfriend
>>29758314
dish anon, dish
>tfw I saw a robot with really bad BO
>tfw I just ignored him
did I do the right thing?
I sometimes wonder how often I come off as that guy. It's more out of idle curiosity than shame, though.
I havent met any robots that use 4chan but Its pretty easy to pick out those with robot potential especially at conventions they stand out among the nerds.
Yea. Theres a guy who always come into my job late at night, talkin 2 or 3 in the morning who Im pretty sure is a NEET. Hes stick thin,has ultra greasy hair, smells like shit, and seems to be completely unaware of how bad he is at small talk.
>>29757476
>Go to the grocery store
>Horrible sputtering noise
>Look over - POS car pulls up, out rolls a 300 lbs dude
>GRRM hat, actual neckbeard, crusty shirt
>Goes into grocery
>as I am getting things see him checking out with 9 frozen pizzas and 5 boxes of hot pockets
definitely arcanine
another time
>Guy is delivering pizzas
>I grab them, hear familiar music, ask him what it is
>He hems and haws, finally says 'it is from My Little Pony, for a skit'
>"You a brony?"
>He turns bright red, stutters, leaves immediately
Yup
>>29757476
I've met and fugged two girls off of /r9k/. They were slightly less hopeless than I am. Does that count?
