Can a fembot please record herself saying "I love you my little belly baby" on vocaroo. Please, I need this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ikf1PNtHXk
weird thing to say lol
>>29757463
wait
is
is that the voice of an angel?
>>29757463
I thought this would ease the pain but I feel no change
>>29757463
Okay, now say, "Discharge your swollen spunk factories over my face you pathetic limp dick"
please.
>>29757529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rRENrTIO1S
>>29757353
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FEMBOT.
Nigger.
>>29757568
;_; I've never fallen in love with someone just from their voice before but holy shit this really hit me in the feels
>>29757568
Jesus christ your voice is amazing. Meanwhile i've got this kind of monotone Critical sounding voice
>>29757463
Felt like you were going to let out a moan at any moment. Well, that was fucking awkward.
>>29757589
>image.jpg
dumb trump memer poster
>>29757552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TjJf0BhVfC
I'm not good at talkin' mean :'(
>>29757609
>>29757612
th-thank you guys!! I mean, Critikal voice is cool; sounding like a lame child, not so much :Vc
>>29757646
I came
thanks
>>29757463
>>29757568
>>29757646
attentionwhore roastie
show tits or gtfo you slut
>>29757353
i'm a boy but i'll type it so you can't tell
I love you my little stupid faggot
how did i do?
Here you go :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s151VUz2p8TZ
Can you sing?
If yes "you are my sunshine" please
If no say "olfactory hues" and "cookie pie" please
Either way it would be much appreciated
>>29757699
LMAO yw m8, I'm honored.
>>29757701
& man, wouldn't doing that be the real attention-whoring? I just wanted to help, unlike your comment :\
>>29757463
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ikf1PNtHXk
>my heart died a little when hearing this
and I'm 18...
what does this me for me guys?
Say, "I don't want no Normie or Commie penises, just big robot cock. Vote Trump"
>>29757568
Damn!
pol here. Just wanted to say you have a really sexy voice ;)
>>29757712
That Lord CIA impression was spot on. Someone's been reading Joyce's letters tho kek
>>29757646
Perfect.
Now say
"Gargle my fat and greasy tranny pole you comedo ridden dick polisher"
>>29757732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sjHfNBXOFV
barely remembered the lyrics, whoops
>>29757754
DOESN'T MATTER NO GIRLS ALLOWED WITHOUT TITS SHOWING
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29757781
>pol here
What did he mean by this?
>>29757712
Ayy thanks for the laugh
>>29757810
so no, you can't sing.
>>29757754
can you say
>why are you using all those big words? you know i'm just a girl, you're making my head hurt *giggle*
please
>>29757810
>Can you sing
you could have just said no
>>29757712
this was more upsetting than funny but i still laughed
say "i forgot to not wipe my doo doo forwards into my pussy and now my pussy is filled with stinky doo doo! OH NO!"
>tfw no cute voice gf
jesus fucking christ I fucking hate this world so much. Can you please say "fuck me harder daddy"?
Can you say "You make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night"
>>29757769
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mfno6Wt5LP
kek
>>29757801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h1mGEEswGm
I don't know if comedo was a typo so... lol
>tfw it is becoming more and more acceptable for women to browse r9k
it's time for this board to die and rise again from the ashes
>>29757821
>I want attention too
I'm so fucking in love guys
>>29757906
shut up queer the lady is saying stuff we type like one of those machines blind people use
>>29757912
>I'm a faggot please rape my face.
>>29757841
>>29757854
you got me there :V didn't feel like it tho. by the same logic, you could have just not clicked, idk.
>>29757463
Now say "I'm so happy that you're a part of my life"
>>29757919
>saying stuff we type like one of those machines blind people use
this is a good point but there was no reason to call me a queer
>>29757924
yes please anon do it pls
>>29757902
Can you say "Happy 24th birthday, Alex. I love you"...
It's for a friend :)
>>29757937
sorry i came out swinging because i thought you'd be mean.
Can you please say "The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. "
Thanksies
>>29757902
just posted this in the trump general
>>29757463
nicebellyblox
>>29757902
Please make my year and say, "Hot and Heavy Rough n Ready, Nyanners wants it thick and messy!! Youre watching Hot and Heavy Productions!!"
Please say "I'm such a failure at being a woman that I resorted to getting attention from a buddist basket weaving forum for lonely men."
>>29758009
t. lonely manchild
>>29758024
well it is kind of sad
So I've noticed you haven't said the thing about doo doo in your pussy yet. I have a couple of observations about that.
1) She who does not have doo doo in her pussy has no problems making vocaroos about doo doo in her pussy.
2) She who hasn't made a vocaroo about doo doo in her pussy gets exactly two chances to make a vocaroo about doo doo in her pussy. After the second request, if she doesn't comply, she is functionally saying that she wipes doo doo forwards into her pussy every time she makes doo doos out of her anus.
>>29757902
would you be so kind and say
"She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through.
Then passed right by
And never knew."
it's something by Silverstein, I think your voice would be great for it.
thanks, grill
>>29757842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iRgKcQOHbL
>>29757897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DE9ziqp3ob
I finally Googled what that was a reference to, glad I don't care about that travesty
>>29757896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TrDJGDBp8o
I am so glad I'm alone in this house.
>>29757463
>>29757810
God damnit I'm in love. I wish to talk with you for hours
>>29758024
t. salty chestlet roastie
>>29758086
ok now you're just boring
NEXT
can you please say "OHHHH YEEAAAAH SANTOSH MURTY CHANDRASEKHAR RAJAN PRAKESH SUBBALAKSHMI SINGH give me your HARD INDIAN COCK of perfectly acceptable decent size"
thanks
>>29758086
Say
>I love being ordered around by robots, it reminds me of my place.
>>29758086
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TrDJGDBp8o
I love you so fucking much I wish you nothing but happiness for your entire life, thank you my dear, thank you so much.
>>29758097
that sounds like an actual peanut brand/flavor
>>29758086
hey, please do this one >>29758059
I won't ask you shit afterwards (:
Can u please please say
"Max I'm sorry to inform you but your friend has left u for Chad. Its all over man, it's all over"
>>29758086
GRILLL!
pls just go through the catalog and read the first page of threads
some anon did this months ago and it's fucking gold to hear these things out loud
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E8OWDFbFXG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E8OWDFbFXG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E8OWDFbFXG
"With Niggers and Jews you lose"
>>29758126
I verily enjoyed this post
>>29757935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TPYbH3G3op
>>29757945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BeR4rrQQPu
suuure
>>29757962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jLJKQtCkIZ
>>29757810
Thanks. I was the guy who asked for it. You made an effort but it didnt help like mummy wouldve. But still thanks.
Does anyone know if any famous people recorded it? I mean i know a bunch have, but who did really good ones. Preferably girls with soft voices, but country and soul dudes might work too.
say this please anon
try to sound intelligent
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
>>29758181
actually don't use the catalog use the normal Page 1.
the catalog cuts off parts of the OP
>who /small dick/ here?
>share the feels
>>29758204
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BeR4rrQQPu
Hehe I'm going to have a good birthday next year :) Thanks
>>29758181
"this guy's punctuality is atrocious"
this guy is retarded. also, i think he used to talk in some discord i went to and he was a retard. but maybe i'm wrong and he's a different retard.
I FORGOT TO NOT
WIPE MY DOO DOO
FORWARDS INTO MY PUSSY
AND NOW MY PUSSY IS FILLED
WITH
STINKY
DOO DOO.
OH NO!
and say "pussy" like the sound is coming out of you like one of them squeaky dog toys. thanks.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BBe7j4UCwO
Here you go OP...I hope it helps ease the pain
>>29758204
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TPYbH3G3op
Thanks. Imma listen to this every morning while looking in the mirror
Okay I've got one for you to say
"Hi! My name is ____ and I'm ____ years old. My phone number is ____ and I'll talk to everyone giving them a chance. I will also facetime or skype or whatever form of video talk you prefer so that we can see what each other looks like. Then, I will choose by the end of the week which one of you I want to date!"
Make sure you fill in the blanks, don't just say blank.
>>29758006
and pronounce nyanners as Nanners please
luv u
>>29758235
cringed. hard. original. original x2.
>>29758006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z46pqiEhD7
>>29758009
I dunno if you've watched the Twilight Zone, but the very pilot addresses Man's need of company as one science has a difficult time replicating. Some people can accept that and try to seek company whether it be in voices from strangers on the net or just shooting the shit on boards. Try to be a little understanding, Nonny :(
>>29758052
pls, no poopoo, father :'( I couldn't say that without breaking into laughs, man, noty
>>29758059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bicOxge4H7
Haven't listened to them since Shipwreck in the Sand...
>>29758089
My speech capabilities run out fairly quickly, you'd be surprised :V but, thank you! I don't know if I deserve your love though
>>29757353
i honestly believed fembots were a myth. . . wow
Please say this.
"Do you want me do dominate you like the little bitch you are, daddy? Do you like my firm big cock up your ass?"
It would be fucking A
>>29758344
fuuuuck duuuuude you have to understand i type about doo doo all day and the text makes me giggle but hearing it out loud would be a treasure. i respect your right to say no if you still don't want to do it but it would be so funeeeee
Say "I love big fat robot dick. I want nothing but to be surrounded by robots and be smeared by there dirty robo cum!"
>>29758344
damn, woman
that was beautiful
this poem by shel silverstein can't work without a proper voice
have a great fucking life
>>29757902
>I don't know if comedo was a typo so... lol
A comedo is basically a pimple. You did good anon. Somewhere out there someone is masturbating while I'm having a giggle.
Now say: "Scheisse-fleisch aus! Einzig Gross, Weisse Schwanze!" in your angriest female hitler voice possible.
>>29758401
>but it would be so funeeeee
>>29757810
i want u 2 read me bedtime stories
u have a nice voice
>>29758344
I'm only angry at you because I can't have you to myself and you're letting all these robots take advantage of you.
Do you do voice acting? You're voice is unusually emotive, I assume you do voiceover or radio. If not, consider it because it seems like you have some acting experience and a relatively versatile voice
Also say "The store was closed, but I managed to get that bread you like at another bakery across town"
>>29758174
>>29758344
Thanks for skipping mine you roastie cuntpls be my domme gf pls
>>29758427
bro, not even. nice pull on the analogy but no.
Can you read out the lyrics to "stubb a dub" by mr. bungle please :3
>>29758344
Why didn't you want to say this senpai?
>>29758130
Also can you record your honest feelings towards robots? Like say you feel contempt/hatred/pity/whatever.
>>29758086
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DE9ziqp3ob
thank you femanon
you have a nice voice
that is all
>>29758493
>we, da robotz :) :))
kill yourself
Based femanon can you read this comment.
>>>/tv/71685673
>>29758126
I can't even pretend to know how to say that.
>>29758150
aw! I wish you the strength to gain more happiness than you know what to do with.
>>29758174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qCS0GwTXGb
>>29758190
:( it's lame, but... too vulgar for me to say, sorry.
>>29758235
oh! then, a sincere happy early/late birthday, Alex.
>>29758291
Jenny, ?? y/o, 867-5309
>>29758526
>I can't even pretend to know how to say that.
say it as best as you can. just remember to say it with confidence. I believe in you.
itt: traps with pitch changers
>100 replies
>50 minutes
once again we can see how having a vagina guarantees replies
why is everyone fawning over this croaking jewess?
>>29758526
please say "it gets better i swear, you'll do fine"
>>29758572
As a fembot I agree
Ask me anything boys
>>29758576
i like talking to attention whores. at least they're straightforward about what they want
>>29758576
Yep definitely a Jew. You could tell with her nasally voice she's got a honker
>>29758585
HEY THERE'S ANOTHER GIRL OVER HERE! ME FIRST!
>>29758569
traps are fun too
>>29758572
femanon threads are rare. people like rare things. if more women posted here/it was more acceptable for them to post here, they'd be seen as less of an interesting rarity
>>29758585
please BRAAAAAAP me
>>29758386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Psi1hyw2gI
>>29758401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TUsNsUPzBs
>:(
>>29758418
ahhh, I was thinking of the band, LOL I had my poetry phase in middle school and never went back to it. but, thank you!
>>29758402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lj0qFLB3Wg
>there
kek
>>29758585
do you like robot guys or do fembots go for chads?
>>29758609
>femanon threads are rare.
there's like a dozen a day.
>>29758572
fembot here boys!
remember to be nice when you reply to me, you don't want me to cry or be sad, do you? My boyfriend is gone and I will be all alone with my sadness :(
>>29758526
Very funny phone number. U can't even say age....bitch
>>29758576
>>29758604
jewesses are superior to literally all other women so that's a good thing
>talk to a fembot
>realize you like her
>realize things are lining up perfectly with aimless fantasies you had earlier
>run away because you know even if she likes you too, things would end with far too much pain
>>29758585
Do you feel jealous towards the roastie recording her voice.Be honest.
On scale of 1-10.
can you say "When squidward pokes spongebob's eyes and they slowly retract I fucking cringe
Like imagine physically becoming a snail and having your intelligence go away
It's fucking terrifying"
thanks fampai
>>29758612
Chad
Would you rather drive a used Camry or a brand new Ferrari? I know you all want quirky average gfs but if you had a choice between pic related and an average girl we all know what you'd pick
>>29758610
can you please inject about GNU/Linux
****very important post****
>>29758526>>29758610
Hi could you say the following for me," Proceed with caution John, check your corners at all times, dont want to go in too slow but just right to hit the sweetspot."
say "on behalf of all women, i hereby concede the title of superior gender to men. there will be no more discussion on this matter."
Her voice is so expressive.
>>29758664
in your experience what have you aimed towards though, bots are easy but are chads able to be caught be fembots?
>>29758610
Have you ever considered a job in voice acting? Seriously, you have the perfect voice. in between takes, you could have all the time you need to prepare your voice.
Anyway, I have a request. Say "Ew you're so disgusting"
>>29758610
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Psi1hyw2gI
THIS RIGHT FUCKING HERE, THIS RIGHT FUCKING HERE IS THE FUCKING DEAL
>>29758612
femboys
>>29758705
>#madden
leave normie
>>29758656
4
She's clearly decent at reading lines and she has a cute voice, but I don't have a desire to record myself
>>29758703
Chads fuck anything. If you're there and he's there at the end of the night it's game on. Robots avoid interaction so much it's not worth the effort to bring them out of their shell unless I feel a true, genuine connection
Can you say "You look so cute in my clothes, anon"
>>29758209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuHBcLOiN20
>>29758734
thank you for your insight
>>29758705
Everything except the cock in my ass part was fucking excellent
/mu/tant reporting in
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d7HA1bJqid
be montie and read out frankie sinatra
Requesting grill to say: "I love you, please hold me forever" ;_;
>ITT: Anons taking advantage of a women
I thought better of you guys.
>>29758736
This is a cool fucking thread.
>>29758758
>Audio level
>>29758763
>asking femanon to lie
>>29758767
Everybody's having fun you fucking jerk off
>>29758610
pls say this anon "haha nice one Kyle but your choices are stupid point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger you shit"
>>29758767
she's taking advantage of US
she's gonna steal all of our virile robo cum
>>29758772
The pain is already bad enough without you rubbing it in.
>>29758419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zUFSUITIPv
I have a German friend who'd laugh at how bad that was, oh well
>>29758430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGo4ko0mKb
my fave
>>29758438
:( I'm sorry! I just want to make everyone happy. Just like communism, it works a lot better in theory than practice.
>>29758450
hahahaha :V I'm somewhat acting, I sound a lot more dead inside usually. thank you! I'd love to do it someday. Also, hope this wasn't about something lame like 9-grain bread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q6yEp88CbE
>>29758490
<:Dc I'm having a hard time keeping up as it is, I don't remember that song...I'm sorry.
>>29758493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MnyJfkxVxr
>>29758523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N3xrCisEcO
Requesting
"If you want to cum you have to make me cum first, got it? With that constantly wagging Tongue of yours! You're such an obedient boy, I love you very much"
>>29758767
I still feel its a guy having fun fooling these vulnerable gullible fools.
>>29758767
>taking advantage of a women
I was>>29757897
It was pretty clean anon
and we're not abusing her she not forced to do our requests
it's from her own free will
....cmon anon some of us just want to know what it's like to feel loved
>>29758815
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGo4ko0mKb
>my fave
thank you big sis
>>29758815
>hahahaha :V I'm somewhat acting, I sound a lot more dead inside usually. thank you! I'd love to do it someday.
There's actually a lot of resources to get into voice acting. I do a little bit and a big one is doing dubs for anime and other cartoons. You're a girl so you can do kids too. Definitely look into it if you're actually intending on doing it
say "come on, son, wanna have a catch with your dear old dad? i'm proud of you, son."
>>29758815
fembot face reveal go
>>29758815
>>>29758523
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N3xrCisEcO
Thank you. Although it was "good joke" not "good job". But now I'm gonna pretend that you're Emma Stone.
Please someone make a recording of mommy/son roleplay tucking me into bed, please.
Don't care if trap, do your best. I need this.
>>29758569
nigga I would love to be a trap, but nope.
>>29758576
>>29758604
:( I'm Catholic... that's probably some New Yorker coming out, sorry. Also, doing a Jew Mom impression a lot probably doesn't help LOL
>>29758619
I don't know if they said her age in the song :V it's been a while
>>29758579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VZ05nVKhOi
>ITT: Fucking virgins everywhere
Have any of you guys every talked to a girl before?
Can you please just say this.
"Listen, Bruno, it's going to be okay, okay? You're talented, gorgeous and you worked really hard in this, it will be great, they will say yes, and you and I will be together forever. I love you, please know that"
I j-just need to hear this.
you sound a lot like emi from jaltoid
>>29758918
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VZ05nVKhOi
thank you, i feel fuzzy now
;u;
>>29758937
Holy shit, what a
S L U T
L
U
T
Can you please say
"supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
>>29758955
Sorry, this was directed at the vocaroo whore
>>29758950
>sounds like emi from jaltoid
not really at all no
this is the most pathetic thread on this board and thats saying a lot
>>29758988
go away. we're having fun.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MnyJfkxVxr
>She can do more than read
>>29758988
Its better than shooting up schools.
>>29759002
>t. faps to trannys
>>29758937
For you bruno-anon <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gyzAWzSrEF
>>29759018
who's fapping? her voice is nice and im enjoying listening to her. go away.
>>29758668
my dad was one of the people who helped develop p2p computer transmissions back in the days, I've heard wayyy too much about computers to want to talk about it lol :y sorry! ubuntu is aight tho
>>29758659
wut
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WYLkm0LMro
>>29758675
I read that thinking about tennis, idk what I should've been going for
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y7PFKy9RL6
>>29758679
Dude, gender dichotomy exists for a reason. I hesitate to say superior because it's just people naturally aligning to the roles they were ultimately designed with. Thank you for not saying "females" and "males" though!
>>29758696
oh!! thank you!! is that your dog? what a cutie pie!!
>>29759039
you are a pathetic human being and will die alone and unloved likely by suicide
>>29759039
>who's fapping? her voice is nice and im enjoying listening to her. go away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>29759034
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gyzAWzSrEF
THAT was a dick move but I chuckled at the blowjob noise and the russian accent
>>29759048
Say pic related plz
>>29758815
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGo4ko0mKb
most of these picture books are fucking depressing when you read them carefully
i will be eternally grateful if you read this
Here's the thing about Mike. The man has some serious pipes. He has a six octave range and excels in any octave. He writes brilliant songs. And his stage presence is only matched by Adolf Hitler.
Seriously, Watch Mr. Bungle play Pink Cigarette at Bizarre Festival and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We better thank our lucky stars Mike didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world.
But Mr. Bungle as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Mike Patton backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Bungle what it is. Yes Mike wrote Girls of Porn, Sweet Charity and The Air conditioned Nightmare.
But Trevor Dunn wrote Retrovertigo, The holy Filament and Phlegmatics. Trey Spruance wrote Desert Search for Techno Allah, None of them know they were robots, Golem II the bionic vapour boy.
Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Mr. Bungle was the perfect storm of legendary talent, and Mike was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae.
He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of the combo that was Mr. Bungle to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Trevor, Trey, Heifietz and Mckinnon and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow our minds out through our ear holes.
Yes, he is the most incredible front man who has ever lived, hands down.
>>29758937
>"Listen, Bruno, it's going to be okay, okay? You're talented, gorgeous and you worked really hard in this, it will be great, they will say yes, and you and I will be together forever. I love you, please know that"
where is this from
>>29759105
Hey fembot, your voice makes me laugh. Give me something to read for you in return.
>>29759048
>who helped develop p2p computer transmissions back in the days
tell us more about this
>>29759048
you have a nice voice like an older caring sister
could you say the following
"Tony its about you took a walk to the woods and your not fooling anybody anymore."
>>29759039
i agree with this anon, ture stuff
>>29757353
>sad.kino strikes again
clockwork
>>29759105
My mind originalitos
>>29758988
>>29758928
>>29758767
The only cool people here like im a girl also like a real girl and this shit is wack.
>>29757463
That is obviously a guy imitating a girl voice or a voice editing program you bunch of virgins.
Sounds like an annoying jap voice actor speaking in american accent.
>>29759039
>who's fapping?
I am, her voice is perfect for this
are you fapping to anything in particular or just her voice?
it's 7:30 AM here, thank you based vocaroogrill, you made my morning
>>29757646
sounds chubby
>>29757463
i did not think anyone would have such cute voice without editing. thank you.
>>29759181
>7:30 AM
>Tfw 1:47
>>29758824
Pls if ur still here
>>29759160
don't care desu, that voice is cute as fuck
can you say "get two birds stonedat once"
just a reminder she probably looks like this guys
>>29757646
>>29758086
>>29757902
sounds chubby
abort
>>29759219
Fag lolkekjejlel
>>29759227
if so, let her have this.
>>29758704
Thank you!!! I have, and I wish, I just don't know how to get into that field, especially on the east coast away from the fancy studios.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S0DunhE0ei
A line I have said many times to my brother, lol
>>29758763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UR582Eat17
>>29758767
it's okay! I don't mind, I was having trouble falling asleep, so it gives me something to do. :Dc thank you for the concern, though!
>>29758758
I couldn't contribute to the desecration of a cool guy D:> yeesh, that song is...not good.
>>29758791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ECttO2Vo1K
>>29758793
ick, I have no use for cum of any kind, don't worry.
Please say, "Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for"
>>29759077
>russian accent
nigga u deaf?
I made this vid today. The audio is bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXNw53OSFtc
>>29759034
I've heard this before somewhere...
what movie is this from anon?
>>29759249
I WANT TO SPEND ETERNITY IN YOUR ARMS, TOO! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
>>29759292
Nowhere I just meme'd
>>29759216
go to sleep m80
>>29759262
I just don't hear a lot of accents. Was it supossed to be a japanese one?
Can a qt fembot please record themselves saying
>"Kono Dio Da!"
>>29759317
>Was it supossed to be a japanese one?
it's scottish u fucc
>>29759307
ok
>>29758928
>ITT: Fucking virgins everywhere
>Have any of you guys every talked to a girl before?
GOD this is normie tier beyond (you) digging
>>29759282
this is not the resident vocaroowhore
the voice lives in New York, you are from the UK
>>29759370
I live in the Southern Hemisphere.
>>29759249
E-east coast?
> TFW you could run into angel voice girl
>>29759312
No. I can't. Why should i? Fuck that.
>>29759249
You're welcome :)
Yea, hollywood's not exactly easy on us eastcoasters.
>>29759249
Requesting this in a cute voice plz
"Jerry you have work left unfinished it thats time of the year, make the right choices.
>>29759356
Way to skip my question.
>>29758824
I'm busy with multiple things, sorry xD I'm also on skype with my bff, one can only have so much focus and time...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V3dcB54HCF
>>29758825
so paranoid... I don't really think there's something I'd gain out of this, so no point in lying, right? I don't even have a username.
>>29758850
;_; Nonny, that's so sad! you can always learn to love yourself, you're the most important person in the world of You, so what You think of yourself is worth so much more than what I have to say.
>>29758856
haha, is it your favorite, too? the runaway bunny is also very lovely, but I think it's longer...
>>29758870
ahh, that would be so much fun. what sites/resources have been the most helpful to you?
>>29758889
aww, you know I can't sound like a dad :( it's okay, no apple is without its blemishes, but it can still be a wonderful fruit all on its own.
>>29758890
kek, not throwing away anonymity, sorry
>>29758086
Can you do this love?
I turned up late on a Saturday night
You had your headphones on and the only light
Came from the slow deleted history
I dropped my guard, you can do the same
We can go hard then ease the pain
With tomorrow's DVDs
>>29759420
pls voice anon say this"Your cooking might suck but at least your try though next time make sure it doesnt taste and look like shit"
>>29759420
you sound like this annoying girl who I used to play d an d with
>>29759417
>Way to skip my question.
you're question is god damn clear
you're on /r9k/
(you) can't be any more stupid than this
>>29759457
>This triggered
Fuggin virgins
>>29759429
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U4y4zl5HmA
>select all boxes with street signs
>sign says "Stop at any time"
>>29759420
Very kind of you doing this for the robots, anonnete. You're a good grill
can you do this montie quote? "are you on fucking meth?
a) this is one of their worst songs
b) on one of their worst albums
c) and they suck as a band in general"
>>29759034
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE A SCOTTISH QT AND NOT A TRAP I DON'T WANNA BE GAYYYYYYY
>>29759505
She said she wasn't a Jew, and lives in NYC
That means she's probably Irish
>>29759249
when are we going to see the face of voicebot?
>>29759471
>triggered for being a virgin
I'm not mad about that I just saying you're askin normie tier shit
and I have an excuse I'm 18
>:^)
>>29759514
>That means she's probably Irish
also catholic
irish american heritage confirmed
>>29759514
i think that one was a different girl
>>29759420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V3dcB54HCF
Thank you! You're a sweetheart
>>29759514
Or Italian.
>>29759553
the italians are like fucking rats here
irish ny fag reporting in
>>29759514
>wasnt a jew and lives in NYC
pretty sure you got the wrong person anon
>>29759505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SQMiNpQdE7
>>29759571
Are wops really that bad? my father used to live in Boston. He said they were everywhere
>>29759591
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where does this kind of filename even come from
>>29758900
I haven't really watched her stuff in a while :V she was in the shitty spidermans, wasn't she?
>>29758950
I was going to do a bad parody of her but she seems pretty alright from what I've watched in the past. it's probably #JustGeekGirlThings (kill me), people in niches sometimes sound similar, I suppose.
>>29759083
I love that one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19E186Ub2vC
>>29759125
well...he worked on computers....and then they laid everyone off and now he's on his second divorce living with his mom. the main thing I learned was to not be a computer geek, lol
>>29759133
oh, thank you!
but...I can barely understand that sentence LOL, sorry!
>>29759160
ee chigau, atashi am de amerikan
>>29759198
you got me, sleuth-o :')
>>29759612
the real rat has become the fucking hipster kids though, the just bleed out the homeless and then turn the abandoned warehouses into weird restaurants where you eat with your feet and shit.
>>29759551
Can you say
"I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter"
If requests are still underway I have one to put through. Tell me I'm worth something, whatever you like but something that makes me feel better.
>>29759591
SO HOT WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO A 5'10 TWINK LIKE ME?! THIS ISN'T GAY AT ALL!!!!!
>>29759636
>ee chigau, atashi am de amerikan
you clearly don't know japanese you fucking moron
>>29759591
Also, would you be up for doing mommy roleplay? Please talk dirty to me, mommy
>>29759670
>Not reading into sarcasmObviously a girl you faggot
>>29758815
I honestly cried listening to your opinion on /r9k/. I could not have worded it any better. You have made me believe in fembots and the likenesses in our pain.
>>29759591
>Subtitles pls
>>29759709
Well I've heard some pretty convincing traps, I didn't mean any offense though. Thanks for answering my question.
can the fembot say "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA EIGHT SECONDS HAS PASSED WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'LL CRUSH YOU"
>>29759591
can you please speak in english? this is an english imageboard
>>29759769
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cu21vQywyE
jesus christ this thread is fucking pathetic
>>29759227
uh, ew. anyone with those bangs with hair that length is probably still in middle school. plus, there's almost no pictures of me without cat eyeliner on :Tc do I sound that unfashionable?
>>29759199
thank you ;_; makes me wonder what I'd sound like with editing... I'll borrow my dad's mixer someday.
>>29759222
wut
>>29759260
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fmSb2uaJK5
the mah boi made me struggle not to go southern lol
>>29759312
canada, shoo
(to be fair, it's 2-whatever here lol)
>>29759323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ao21iaz0la
I can't japanese just 3 words :'( oops
>>29759385
unless it's at publix for groceries, I'm not out on the streets enough to run into LOL
>>29759397
yeah, screw 'em west-coasters :\
>>29759822
>publix
what the fuck you are giving conflicting information, publix doesn't exist in NYC
>>29759817
>Implying we are burgers saying this.
No really the edgelord meme has worn thin now.
>>29759817
5/10 scottish accent. at least you tried.
